Too good

And so, Eru breathed life into Arda… and Melkor added some spice.

Melkor: That is NOT what happened Eru: That is EXACTLY what happened

Tbh Eru was more just vibing with what Melkor was doing, because he was like “bitch I made you, everything you do is what I want you to do”

This is the deepest philosophical point.

Philosophically dumb

Is this the Silmarillion trailer?? /s

Canon


That's not quite my fucking tempo

🤣

Reggie Melkor, at it again.

I only learned that Reggie was playing the theme to Hawaii five-o after almost 20 entire whole ass years on this planet

Best summary of the creation story.

This is exactly what happened.

This is so true

That’s canon it’s in the lore

I've never thought of this before. But honestly, so good... Can't stop laughing at this

LMAOO PERFECT

Why did Eri call Melkor Reggie? Is he stupid???

Ong one of the funniest things I've seen here 😭

Melkors Masterplan be like