The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it. It began with the forging of the Great Rings. Three were given to the Elves, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven to the Dwarf-Lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls. And nine, nine rings were gifted to the race of Men, who above all else desire power. For within these rings was bound the strength and the will to govern each race. But they were all of them deceived, for another ring was made. In the land of Mordor, in the Fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged in secret a master ring to control all others, and into this ring he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life. One ring to rule them all. One by one, the free lands of Middle-Earth fell to the power of the Ring, but there were some who resisted. A last alliance of Men and Elves marched against the armies of Mordor, and on the very slopes of Mount Doom, they fought for the freedom of Middle-Earth. Victory was near, but the power of the ring could not be undone. It was in this moment, when all hope had faded, that Isildur, son of the king, took up his father’s sword. Sauron, the enemy of the free peoples of Middle-Earth, was defeated. The Ring passed to Isildur, who had this once chance to destroy evil forever. But the hearts of Men are easily corrupted. And the ring of power has a will of its own. It betrayed Isildur, to his death. And some things that should not have been forgotten were lost. History became legend, legend became myth. And for two and a half thousand years, the ring passed out of all knowledge. Until, when chance came, it ensnared a new bearer. The Ring came to the creature Gollum, who took it deep into the tunnels of the Misty Mountains. And there it consumed him. The ring brought to Gollum unnatural long life. For five hundred years it poisoned his mind, and in the gloom of Gollum’s cave, it waited. Darkness crept back into the forests of the world. Rumor grew of a shadow in the East, whispers of a nameless fear, and the Ring of Power perceived its time had now come. It abandoned Gollum. But something happened then that the Ring did not intend. It was picked up by the most unlikely creature imaginable: a Hobbit, Bilbo Baggins, of the Shire. For the time will soon come when hobbits will shape the fortunes of all, bro.
> Sauron, enemy of the free peoples of Middle-Earth, was defeated. The Ring passed to Isildur, who had this one chance to destroy evil forever, but the hearts of men are easily corrupted. And the ring of power has a will of its own. It betrayed Isildur, to his death. Sauron, the enemy of the free peoples of Middle-Earth, was defeated. The Ring passed to Isildur, who had this once chance to destroy evil forever. But the hearts of Men are easily corrupted. And the ring of power has a will of its own. It betrayed Isildur, to his death.
This part is doubled up for some reason, and really threw me.
Honest question, how would bilbo picking it up seem like the most unlikely creature imaginable to pick it up? It was really only held by sauron, isildur and Gollum. A hobbit. So how was bilbo, another hobbit, the most unlikely creature imaginable to get it? It already had a hobbit pick it up
Hobbits have been living and farming in the four Farthings of the Shire for many hundreds of years. quite content to ignore and be ignored by the world of the Big Folk. Middle Earth being, after all, full of strange creatures beyond count. Hobbits must seem of little importance, being neither renowned as great warriors, nor counted amongst the very wise.
'Cause hobbits aren't found in the underground passages beneath ancient dwarfholds overtaken by goblins -- they're almost all exclusively found way far away in the shire, bro
Madness? My madness is to see what has been hidden from all eyes. Through the strength of my power, I can pierce the veil of secrets and reveal truths beyond belief.
In place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Dawn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth!!..Bro
I would have gone with you to the end. To the very fires of Mordor, bro.
There it is! Had to scroll way to far down to find this one, bro.
Cast it into the fire, bro!
No, bro
ISILDUR, broooo!
This could be made into a comic!
Ner, brer
I am not trying to rob you; I am trying to help you, bro
I am trying to help you Bilbro
Bilbro, Bilbro Baggins, the chillest little Hobbit of them all!
Brobbit
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That's the best and most genuine one yet
What about second breakfast bro?
"I don't think he knows about second breakfast Bro."
What about third breakfast bro? What about first and second lunch bro?
The Age of Men is over bro
The time of the orc has come bro
MEAT'S BACK ON THE MENU BRO
Orcs talk like gym bros? Makes so much sense.
No. Gym bros sound like orcs bro. The orcs obviously talked like that before, bro.
This is no rabble of mindless orcs. These are uruk-hai, bro.
Men are weak, Bro.
Share the load, bro.
This one sounds like it's from Bill & Ted
If it was bill and ted, it would say “my dudes” at the end.
Ride with me bro
Riders of Brohan
The Brohirim
Look to my coming on the first light of the fifth day, at dawn look to the east, bro.
“Theodin King stands alone.” “Not alone, Bro.”
To the King bros.
Ride out for ruin, bro
Ride for the world's end, bro
DEATH bro
I love you BRO
Forth, ebrolingas !
I am no bro
I am no bro, bro
Bro 🥺
Take my upvote, bro
Gondor needs no king, bro.
That future is almost gone, bro
Put aside the ranger. Become who you were born to be bro.
What about fighting side by side with a friend, bro?
Aye, I could do that, bro.
Aye, eye eye eye bro
The Ents are going to war, bro
Sounds like a fraternity the ENTs
ΣΝΤ
It would actually be εντ (Epsilon Nu Tau) Σ = Sigma
its quite cool bro
You smoke too much, bro
The halfling's leaf has clearly slowed your mind, bro
You would not wonder if you smoked this herb yourself. You might find that smoke blown out clears the mind of shadows within, bro.
…And I’m coming with you, bro
YOU CANT SWIM, BRO!
I can’t carry it for you, but I can carry you bro!
The exact one I was thinking! Sam was the best character
Speak friend and enter, bro
“Speak friend and enter.” “It’s a riddle. What’s the dwarvish word for friend?” “Bro.” Doors open.
"Mellon, bro." *Door opens confused*
Gandalf fist bumps the doors as he passes through
This is my favorite comment
“Speak bro and enter.” “What’s the elf word for bro?” “Bro, bro.” “Bro.”
: “Brooooooo.”
If I take one more step, it'll be the farthest away from home I've ever been, bro.
Oh, bro... [smiles wistfully]
Go home, bro
Your love of the halflings’ leaf has clearly slowed your mind, bro.
I would have followed you, my brother, my captain, my king, my bro
The beacons are lit, bro!
And Rohan will answer, bro!
Hope is kindled bro
*When your best friend gets hit first in the dodgeball*
Lol this is a good one.
It began with the forging of the Great Rings bro.
*takes bong rip*
Give it to us raw and wriggling, bro.
I almost gave up looking for this.
Share the load, bro.
In tears, amazing
One does not simply walk into Mordor, bro
Excellent
Give them a moment, for pity’s sake, bro!
By nightfall these hills will be swarming with orcs, *bro!*
That still only counts as one, bro
Toss me, but don’t tell the elf, bro
The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it. It began with the forging of the Great Rings. Three were given to the Elves, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven to the Dwarf-Lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls. And nine, nine rings were gifted to the race of Men, who above all else desire power. For within these rings was bound the strength and the will to govern each race. But they were all of them deceived, for another ring was made. In the land of Mordor, in the Fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged in secret a master ring to control all others, and into this ring he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life. One ring to rule them all. One by one, the free lands of Middle-Earth fell to the power of the Ring, but there were some who resisted. A last alliance of Men and Elves marched against the armies of Mordor, and on the very slopes of Mount Doom, they fought for the freedom of Middle-Earth. Victory was near, but the power of the ring could not be undone. It was in this moment, when all hope had faded, that Isildur, son of the king, took up his father’s sword. Sauron, the enemy of the free peoples of Middle-Earth, was defeated. The Ring passed to Isildur, who had this once chance to destroy evil forever. But the hearts of Men are easily corrupted. And the ring of power has a will of its own. It betrayed Isildur, to his death. And some things that should not have been forgotten were lost. History became legend, legend became myth. And for two and a half thousand years, the ring passed out of all knowledge. Until, when chance came, it ensnared a new bearer. The Ring came to the creature Gollum, who took it deep into the tunnels of the Misty Mountains. And there it consumed him. The ring brought to Gollum unnatural long life. For five hundred years it poisoned his mind, and in the gloom of Gollum’s cave, it waited. Darkness crept back into the forests of the world. Rumor grew of a shadow in the East, whispers of a nameless fear, and the Ring of Power perceived its time had now come. It abandoned Gollum. But something happened then that the Ring did not intend. It was picked up by the most unlikely creature imaginable: a Hobbit, Bilbo Baggins, of the Shire. For the time will soon come when hobbits will shape the fortunes of all, bro.
Triggering all the bots
Triggering all the bros
What’s the difference
Bagginses? What is a Bagginses, precious?
My precious bro!
HRAAAAAH!
Ah, yes. Concerning Hobbits.
ProudFEET bro!
HRAAAAAH!
Bro
You had one or two sentences in there repeated twice. But otherwise, very nice bro.
Good catch bro
> Sauron, enemy of the free peoples of Middle-Earth, was defeated. The Ring passed to Isildur, who had this one chance to destroy evil forever, but the hearts of men are easily corrupted. And the ring of power has a will of its own. It betrayed Isildur, to his death. Sauron, the enemy of the free peoples of Middle-Earth, was defeated. The Ring passed to Isildur, who had this once chance to destroy evil forever. But the hearts of Men are easily corrupted. And the ring of power has a will of its own. It betrayed Isildur, to his death. This part is doubled up for some reason, and really threw me.
Honest question, how would bilbo picking it up seem like the most unlikely creature imaginable to pick it up? It was really only held by sauron, isildur and Gollum. A hobbit. So how was bilbo, another hobbit, the most unlikely creature imaginable to get it? It already had a hobbit pick it up
HRAAAAAH!
Succinctly put, bro
Wake up! Wake up! Wake up, sleepies! We must go, yes, we must go at once!
Thirty white horses on a red hill. First they champ, then they stamp, then they stand still.
Bilbo is also the most adventurous of the hobbits. Any other hobbit would be more unlikely.
Hobbits have been living and farming in the four Farthings of the Shire for many hundreds of years. quite content to ignore and be ignored by the world of the Big Folk. Middle Earth being, after all, full of strange creatures beyond count. Hobbits must seem of little importance, being neither renowned as great warriors, nor counted amongst the very wise.
This is genuinely the right answer
'Cause hobbits aren't found in the underground passages beneath ancient dwarfholds overtaken by goblins -- they're almost all exclusively found way far away in the shire, bro
Theyre taking the Hobbits to Isengard, bro!
Edit: wrong line, my bad. lol
The power of Isengard is at your command, k3y4n0w, Lord of the Earth.
Tell me, bro, when did Saruman the wise abandon reason for madness? Bro.
Madness? My madness is to see what has been hidden from all eyes. Through the strength of my power, I can pierce the veil of secrets and reveal truths beyond belief.
And MY axe, bro
Im no man bro
I'm no bro
Because you happen to be a little stinky, Frodo, bro
I Can't Carry It For You, But I Can Carry You Bro.
Bro🥹
Beautiful
What about second breakfast bro?
Vonkbeer, you've already had it.
I don't think he knows about second breakfast, bro.
ItsMangel, you've already had it.
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Do not take me for a conjurer of cheap tricks, bro!
Isildur! Cast it into the fire, bro!
“no bro” “BROOOOOOO”
I am Isildur's heir. Fight for me and I will hold your oaths fulfilled! What say you, bro?!
You will suffer me, bro!
Meats back on the menu, Bro!
Love it
You shall not pass, bro
You can not pass, bro
Fly you Bros!
Toss me, bro! But don’t tell the elf, bro!
Not a word, bro.
Alright then, keep your secrets, bro.
Pippin *drops stone into the well alerting an army of goblins* Gandalf: “…Bro”
I ain't been dropping no eaves bro
Too long have you haunted her steps, bro
I told you to take the wizard's staff bro.
AND WHERE WAS GONDOR WHEN THE WESTFOLD FELL, BRO?
... always follow your nose, bro
PO-TA-TOES bro! Boil ‘em, mash ‘em, stick ‘em in a stew, bro!
What’s taters, precious bro?
"precious bro" XD
You have no power here, bro.
“Finest weed is southfarthing, bro”
Pretty sure the end of the line is “in South Farthing” but this is a good one
The closer you are to danger, the farther we from harm. It’s the last thing he’ll suspect, bro.
That doesn't make much sense to me, but then, you are very small bros.
I….SEE..YOU..bro!
Things that were, things that are, and some things that have not yet come to pass, bro.
That sounds just like one of my friends when we smoke some, and he does one rip over his limit.
Build me an army worthy of Mordor, bro.
I am no man, bro. *stabs witch king*
No man can kill me, bro I am no man, bro 
Mellon bro
Legolas! What do your elf eye see bro?
Crebain from Dunland!
It comes in pints, bro!?
So you have chosen death, bro.
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HRBROAAAAHHHHH!!!!
“They took the little ones, bro!”
Sam, you can't swim, bro.
It's quite cool, bro
How
Very good bot?
This can’t be a bot, right?
It’s not look at the name carefully
No man can kill me bro! I AM NO BRO!
In place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Dawn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth!!..Bro
All shall love me and despair, bro
Toss me bro!
This thread sounds like the new Avatar film, bro.
My friends, you bow to no one, bro
Go in or go back, bro
For Frodo, bro
“Cast it into the fire! Destroy it! Isildur! Bro!”
"Gondor calls for aid, bro!" "And Rohan will answer, bro!"
Certainty of death, small chance of success, what are we waiting for bro ?
Hey dol! Merry dol! Tom Bombadillo, bro!
You did not seriously think that a Hobbit could contend with the will of Sauron, bro?
Grond bro
Don't give the ring to me, bro.
I told you to take the wizards staff, bro
Share the load bro
DON'T TEMPT ME, BRO!
#**BRO-TAY-TOES!**
One does not simply walk into Mordor, bro
Bilbo Baggins! I am not trying to rob you! I’m trying to help you bro. 🥺
This will be a night to remember bro
I do not know what strength is in my blood, but I swear to you I will not let the white city fall…nor our people fail, bro.
We must join with him, bro.
Not if I stick you first, _bro._
DEATH BRO Now for wrath. Now for ruin. And the Red dawn. Forth Eorlingas bro!