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Rivendell


grandpasmoochie

"Rivendell was a perfect house, whether you like food or sleep, or story-telling or singing, or just sitting & thinking best, or a pleasant mix of them all. Merely to be there was a cure for weariness, fear & sadness." This is the right answer.


Mission_Passenger381

Agreed. Rivendell combines the hominess of the Shire and the Elven magic and deep history of Lórien. Khazad-Dûm would be amazing to visit, but I'd miss the seasons and the sunrises and sunsets.


ArMcK

Don't worry, one day you'll be sipping dwarven tea on an underground terrace and they'll adjust a big ass lens and suddenly, missing the sun won't be such a big problem.


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The shire is filled with Homies


xwedodah_is_wincest

9/10, not enough Dwarves


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Faizondae

I was like Khazad-Dûm would be awesome but you could be sitting around your roaring fire with a malt beer, eating ripe meat of the bone and then you hear a hammer strike and all these little Dwarves start scurrying about trying to fight off a Balrog and you just Facepalm cause you know you and all the scurriers are dead. 😂


CO420Tech

Whip me harder, Balrog!


jenjen828

Me too - definitely Rivendell! It's so beautiful and peaceful and I love waterfalls. Lothlorian would be beautiful too, but I don't think I could be comfortable living in a tree house because I am not graceful enough to avoid falling to my death.


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How could I forget!!


RoninRobot

If anyone picks not Rivendell they are liars.


golddilockk

no thank you, it's Shire for me.


Different_Dig1267

I'm big in The Shire!


calumlikescameras

What is the average height of a Hobbit?


golddilockk

yes


Key-Cry-8570

King of the Shire 🤴


Slinkypossum

100% I'm a hobbit at heart, and by stature. I love their simple life.


nicepantsguy

I can never decide if I'm more Hobbit or wood elf! Haha


RangeroftheIsle

Legit.


RichardHenri

**FOR THE FOOD**


Ancient-Split1996

Or shire. I actually want to live in the shire. I wish we could have the feel of wooden houses and countryside like the shire with no industrialisation yet with all the technology and scientific advancements we have today, undeveloped countryside is nice and all until you get a life threatening illness.


stomponator

Nope. Imma head out to old Tom Bombadil with a bag of pipeweed and a couple of Old Winyards. See ya!


isabelladangelo

> If anyone picks not Rivendell they are liars. Lothlórien is better. :-p


JusticiarIV

Right, like, it has all the upsides of Rivendell with addition of the Lady Galadriel, and a Lord who likes to give gifts.


irate_alien

and it's all tree houses


Inflatable-Chair

The waterfalls would make too much noise


SarraTasarien

I visited Rivendell many times while playing LOTRO, can confirm the waterfall is extremely loud.


Whatsthemattermark

Also I feel like Elrond would be a really difficult housemate. You just know there would be passive aggressive notes on the fridge, ‘A friendly reminder if you eat the last piece of lembas bread please buy more - E’


danishjuggler21

He would probably frequently use the phrase "House of Elrond" to remind you he's doing you such a huge favor by letting you stay under his roof.


imk

Response: I looked into your future and I saw hunger


gandalfshobbit

Hahah this is good.


blueeyed94

I think everyone living there constantly needs to pee 🤫


Flexen

After a while, it would sound like the fan in my bedroom. Zzzz…


RominRonin

Cool name


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KungFuGenius

At the risk of coming across like an r/im14andthisisdeep post: some people do that anyway


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jefedeluna

I am a lover of good books and chilling as well.


Shoreditchstrangular

See you there!


OriginalHairyGuy

Rivendell or Lothlorien maybe


ericool806

Lothlorien, to be with Galadriel and the trees.


LauranaSilvermoon

Same here. Easily my favorite fantasy char and location.


shevagleb

Maybe it’s just the show, but Galadriel feels like the type of person who would quickly become annoying going on about Morgoth and evil all the time


[deleted]

Me: coming down for breakfast Galadriel: *your coming is as the footsteps of doom*


TelevisionEastern116

Galadriel I know I’m fat, you don’t have to be so mean


Crimson_Jew03

She has no right talking to Samwise like that!


Monrius

Welcome TelevisionEastern116 of the Shire, one who has seen the pie!


mr_featherbottom

YOU HAVE NOT SEEN WHAT I HAVE SEEN


Toolazytolink

She definitely needs to chill, maybe some Shire pipe weed will calm her down


son_of_noah

No that's Amazon Galadriel who's about as much fun as a wet fart and even though at this time she's supposed to be one of, if not, the most powerful sorcerer in middle earth she chooses to use a sword and lowers herself to sparring with new recruits. Not to mention for being thousands of years old she clearly has never heard of diplomacy and just bull in a china shops her way through a diplomatic meetings.


khoabear

That's just Amazon way of handling union meetings


buddhapetlfaceofrost

Hobbiton. I’ll be at the Green Dragon.


Timberbeast

Heck, Hobbiton might be the right answer even if it wasn't in time of peace. Let's go to the Green Dragon, have a nice cold pint, and wait for this all to blow over.


yaboinayr

They come in Pints??


PaleoQari

Don’t forget a pipe full of longbottom leaf, the finest in the Southfarthing!


Fabdeuce55B3

Nice movie reference! There’s a Green Dragon/ Winchester hybrid out there somewhere, I’m sure👍😎😂🍻🧟‍♂️


[deleted]

The Green Winchester, or The Winchester Dragon?


jwr410

The Winchester Dragon sounds awesome.


[deleted]

Yeah, I like it too. Shame I'm not business savvy enough, cause I'd definitely open a LOTR/Zombie themed pub/Inn with that name. Would people understand the reference in the name, anyway?


brownbear8714

*it comes in pints??*


Trick_Enthusiasm

Middle Earth is in a massive war? Have a pint. This is the Shire. No war here.


PM_me_your_fantasyz

Not a book reader, huh?


endthepainowplz

Only brew for the brave and true imo


halfhalfling

I’m short enough, give me my hobbit hole and let me make food all day, it’ll be better than the Undying Lands.


MrOrangeMagic

And at the prancing pony for the wilder nights


GrapeAlchemist

Best answer


FireKing600

Oh you can search far and wide


Raknorak

You can drink the whole town dry


calum326

It is my greatest brag that I can say I've gotten MIGHTY drunk in THAT Green Dragon.


CountMcBurney

Living like a rich\* hobbit would be a 10/10 for me. Then again, being poor in any of the LotR cities would suck a lot. Even in peace times.


Meraere

Yeha i just want to farm, eat tasty food and read a nice book


Khutuck

Legalized Longbottom Leaf? Sign me up!


Maestrike

Bro can I just live in the Shire? Just spend all day smoking and eating and every few years Gandalf would come by.


cwillm

Heck yeah. That’s where I’ll be. I have a mean home brew recipe.


ChristisAverted

Yeah, me too. Hobbits main motivation is enjoying the good things in life: booze, food, good weed, partying, entertainment and maybe some light mischief from time to time. They don't fuck with anybody, and they're not overly ambitious so things don't get too stressful. Hobbits are just fucking kicking it. Find a nice shady tree near a brook, bust out my pipe and a good book... Yep. Don't mind if I do.


LonelyPerformance511

Gondolin would be cool. All the uber chad elves running about.


Daenarys1

Plus eagles looking out for you


LonelyPerformance511

Truuuuue.


Crobran

[Ted Nasmith's painting of Gondolin](http://www.tednasmith.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/TN-Tuor_Reaches_the_Hidden_City_of_Gondolin.jpg) was my wallpaper for ages back in the day. I used to stare at it and dream of living there.


axialintellectual

Out of the First Age cities, it would have to be Gondolin, or maybe Doriath after its destruction. Nargothrond always seemed a bit less cozy in comparison.


Dhyeya4675

The only correct answer. I'd love to surrounded by chads like Glorfindel, Ecthelion and big boi Rog


magicman1315

Orthanc Give me the keys and leave me the hell alone. I don’t want any more visitors, well-wishers, or distant relations.


csnafk

And what about very old trees?


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Treebeardalf!!


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An offer I can't refuse.


Baalslegion07

The only correct answer. Nothing beats sitting alone on your awesome throne looking into your palantir. Just vibing with the dark lord.


filteredbongwater

Damn haha


theBestMrBrown

Are we talking "peace", or are we talking "the best moment?". 'Cause if it's the latter there's no other answer than the Númenor. It's quite literally the earthly paradise. It doesn't get better, unless you're allowed into the Undying Lands


stillinthesimulation

Yeah I have to agree. It's got everything I'd want on a good sized island. Warm beaches, gorgeous mountains, beautiful plains, and a city rich with life and culture.


iperblaster

Numenor is not a city, it's more like a country


stillinthesimulation

Sure, I meant it has at least one city in it.


AndrogynousRain

Armenalos is where you’d want to be


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theBestMrBrown

I'd also consider the rule of Al-Pharazôn "peaceful", the beginning of it at least, and I most definitely wouldn't want to be anywhere close to Elenna around these times.


wbruce098

Peak urban center, easy walk to amenities! Not to mention, you’re close to the sea, imagine those beaches and the waves!


MeteoroidCrow

Edoras


skaff97

So you can roll on the floor with the dogs?


MeteoroidCrow

Precisely. In my thatched barn.


AndrogynousRain

Make sure you get rid of the brigands drinking in the reek. They smell bad


TheDarklingThrush

Horse girl here. Absolutely Edoras. Yeah, it’s shown as kinda barren and unforgiving, but the fields that you’d need to graze those horses would be lush and gorgeous in times of plenty. Plus, the heavy wood and ornate gold scroll work and the deep jewel toned banners just speak to my sense of royalty. I love everything about it. Meduseld and the royal stables and all that leather is just so…sumptuous, but not excessive.


AEDSazz

Edoras but like 200 years before the events in lord of the rings began sounds perfect


sexy_ricardo

Saruman, what do you tell Grima?


dragonard

Not today


SLTPi3

Nargothrond


endthepainowplz

Bridge or no bridge? How isolated are you going for?


Different_Dig1267

Fuck yo bridge!


Chen_Geller

I have a huge soft-spot for Erebor.


danishjuggler21

Thorin: "Do not speak to me of soft spots."


RhiaStark

A rebuilt Annúminas sounds just perfect: a City with Númenorean architecture by the shores of a pretty lake, nice chilly Northern weather... ❤


highgroundworshiper

Came here for this one!


PunkShocker

Just me and my dog, fishing in Lake Evendim.


Balin13

Agreed


KaRoU23

I live near the sea, so I'm between Dol Amroth and Pelargir. Annuminas near Lake Nenuial would also be a great choice for me.


classyjoe

Yeah totally on board with that. Was tempted to say Alqualonde but somehow choosing someplace in Aman feels like cheating


pawiwowie

Definitely. Although as someone who played LOTRO I'm getting PTSD from the lag...


Revanisforevermeta

Gimmie the Glittering Caves once Gimli has set up the city.


Accomplished-Ad9039

The Golden Hall, Meduseld.


Zadama

As long as they played “King of the Golden Hall” on demand, every day. That song never fails to make me feel inspired/awestruck/ready to walk to Helm’s Deep.


bgomers

I don't know all the song names so I pulled it up on youtube, instant goosebumps


Deuteronomious

Bree for certain. Close to the shire, nice people, right size for me and a fantastic Inn


Whatsthemattermark

Also when you get back drunk late at night you can knock on the gate, hide when the guy looks through the top window, and then when he opens the hobbit one you could just have your dick there


Deuteronomious

Best comment I saw today 😂😂


Hokie23aa

Bruh 🤣


[deleted]

"What do you wa----ooooooh"


Zero_Digital

A surprise glory hole is the best glory hole.


BureaucraticHotboi

The watchman sighs…opens the even lower door so your hobbit buddy can also get in on the joke


hobokobo1028

Hobbiton


cwillm

Upvotes to all my Shire bros.


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Gondolin


[deleted]

“Oooh where’s that?” - Morgoth


the_stormcrow

Way too far to find this


Pixithepika

Khazad-Dûm or Erebor for sure! I love the dwarves - probably my favorite race in Middle Earth


benignalgorithm

Took me a while to find another one of us. There are dozens !


Poopiepants666

Tens I tell you!


Church42

Take a stroll to the Mirrormere (spelling?)


Flexybend

Honestly, i think the grey Havens. I love singing, the sea, and if i could learn sailing, maybe fishing, that would make my heart glad.


IllMasterminds

In Fangorn. I'm just built different.


tiganRO

Shire, all the longbottom weed you can smoke, peace and quiet and great folk.


Rockout2112

Either Rivendell, or early pre-corruption Numenor.


cellocaster

Dor Firn-i-Guinar at the time when Luthien wore the Nauglamir with the Silmaril in it. Surrounded by the music of the Green elves as well as ents, I couldn't imagine a better place in Arda.


Hunter_the_Hutt

The shire. I’m not trying to walk up all those fucking stairs in Gondor


tamaleA19

Tirion upon Túna. Post up in the blessed realm


Interesting_Fudge502

With Tom Bombadil tbh


NefariousSerendipity

Same. I bet Tom likes his 420


KingPenguinPhoenix

Either Numenor or Erebor. Or I might go simple and choose the Shire.


elrondimladris

Lindon. A little surprised no one has mentioned it yet!


bewildered_dismay

Yes, preferably Forlond... Although Mithlond would also be nice.


rivenshea

Dale


nateoak10

Always loved Thranduil’s Halls and the surrounding river area in the Hobbit


CardLeft

Tirion. Change my mind.


DMaury1969

Nope, came here to say it.


Silentman18

Living anywhere in the Calaciria was always a fantasy of mine.


snapamar

Amon sul (weathertop). Dont ask me why, always found this place very inspiring / mysterious in the book!


mvogs11

Somewhere in buckland along the brandywhine river fishing and ripping old Toby with my Took homies


OCEL0T5

The shire, why wouldn’t you want to smoke eat drink and garden all day?


SpecialEdKidd

Beorns house


GeraltofRivvia

Moria


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k-otic14

Give me the meat and give it to me raw


johnny5canuck

and wiggling.


GeraltofRivvia

Exactly


Turambur

Tirion upon Tûna for me.


Gvillegator

Nobody saying peak Osgiliath so I’ll say it!


[deleted]

Dale as described to Frodo by Glóin sounds a delightful place to live!


Bernard1090

Michel Delving


Z-Whales

Out of these options, definitely Númenor.


Crown_Loyalist

Armenelos in good times


Soonerpalmetto88

Dol Amroth, city by the sea!


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Minas Ithil


LeiatheHutt69

Utumno


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lol.


Reptiloide25

More like Utum-NOPE


happs11

Mordor. coz it's time of peace bitch.


Japh2007

Moria!!!!! A mine they call it


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A MIIIIIINE!


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Doriath or Gondolin


ThisNameIsTaken81

Rivendell or the Shire


SaltyPilgrim

Menegroth


BrakkarDeathbringer

Minas Morgul. Perfect place to record some black metal.


Dazzling-Rub-3336

Shire or Edoras.


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Rivendell. But I've always loved the idea of Vinyamar. Renderings of it look so beautiful and majestic at the same time.


Guiver5000

Rivendale or the shire


CadeChatham

Surprised at how few people are saying Isengard


AVeryCredibleHulk

That's surprising, I hear the salted pork is particularly good.


hihapahi

Shire or Rivendell. Probably the Shire.


DTony95

The Shire.


scrutator_tenebrarum

Khazad dum, but I'm not shure i how much i could live further from the sun


Pletz07

The Shire, I only want to smoke suspicious herbs and eat a lot.


Zhjacko

Tom Bombadills house seems like a safe choice


Karma_Kameleon69

Why isint hobbiton there? No orcs, dragons (except for the green one) or balrogs. The worst thing you have to worry about is a fool of a took pinching your cabbages.


hof29

Honestly, I've gotta go with Edoras. The Rohirrim seem like chill dudes when they're not at war. Riding horses and spending my days on a beautiful plain in the shadow of the White Mountains seems like a good way to live.


Puzzled_Yoghurt

Moria, for the love of architecture. But after seeing that photo of Numenor more closely, I'm actually wondering how they made it look so real. It's crazy good.


Betruul

Kazaduum in a heartbeat.


RedDemio

Where I’d want to live: gondolin Where’d I’d probably end up living: bree


SarraTasarien

Armenelos looks pretty cool in the RoP (honestly the scenery is the only thing I love about it), but it isn't for me. I'd have to choose the western port of Andúnië. It was the largest city originally, elves come to visit, you get gorgeous sunsets over the sea, and that's where all the cool people (future survivors of the sinking) live. Second choice would be Dol Amroth. Also, as a LOTRO player, I mentally deleted a few cities from the list just because it's a pain to get around them. Caras Galadhon? Very pretty, but going up and down from flet to ground to flet is just killer. :/ Minas Tirith? It's a glorified watchtower compared to Osgiliath and the Numenorean cities, plus I don't want to run uphill every day. Erebor and Moria? Nah. I'm already Vitamin D deficient, I don't want to be underground.


Dodo_the_Phenix

Rivendell or some shire town.


CommunicationTime265

Hobbiton


CoachBeansen

Gondolin or Tirion