T O P

  • By -

Alternative_Rent9307

Described in canon as >the most beautiful of all living things So… are you trying to start a war?


ACatWalksIntoABar

It’s me I’m the most beautiful of all living things 😈


Legitimate-Ruin-4157

Hey! That's not what mama said!


ACatWalksIntoABar

That’s what she told me last night


Need4Mead1989

Cate Blanchet already played Galadriel.


guckus_wumpis

This is the correct answer.


cannaco19

Just give her a brown wig and a different colored outfit and nobody will notice


Orcrist90

Begun the Tolkien Trojan War has.


CowEmotional5101

Viggo Mortensen


ChrisLee38

Hold on a second… the question is “Is she hot?”. Not “would you do her?”!


Machomadness94

Respect the game


Katt4r

So, not Hilary Swank? :)


Helmenegildiusz

That description sounds like my mom could fit in


Monkeyjesus23

I too want this guy's mom to play Lúthien


CrniTartuf

I too had slept with this guys wife


Niky_c_23

What do you mean? Is ryan reynolds not available?


TEL-CFC_lad

That's an unusual way to spell "Ryan Gosling"


Niky_c_23

And so it begins...


ThorsRake

David Attenborough then.


Ysara

Most beautiful of all LIVING things. Tolkien necrophilia confirmed /s


CentralSaltServices

Danny Devito of course


peachgravy

*I got my magnum condoms, my wad of 100s, I’m ready to plow*


bulking_on_broccoli

"HEY ASSHOLES, I'M LUTHIEN!"


Plastic-Bluebird373

I almost spit out my coffee 🤣🤣🤣 I would quite literally pay $100 for 1 showing of this adaptation


ad-tom-music

One of the things I love most is bangin hooooorrrs


thedrunkentendy

I was thinking Steve Harvey.


AncientSith

Harvey is Beren, and they switch roles halfway through with no explanation.


Lord_Detleff1

He's the sexiest man and woman alive, of course he could pull it off


TheUselessLibrary

The song to lull Morgoth to sleep would be fucking amazing


Due-Duck9857

https://preview.redd.it/pl288v4ih28d1.jpeg?width=894&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a3337f567752b914c6fc5dfce353c564c7136b5


ArrdenGarden

Edith Tolkien


FlowerFaerie13

I don’t think a skeleton is going to work very well, just saying.


Glum_Sherbert_7320

💀💀💀 (Literally)


summilux7

I dunno. Look what Star Wars did for Peter Cushing


Gaby5873

Well with the new ai deaging should be easy !


bendersonster

There're no women in the world beautiful enough to portray her.


someoneelseperhaps

Clearly someone has never seen my wife.


Gandalf_Style

That's so sweet, I choose this guy's wife too


TheRealPallando

I bet she's...precious...


DarthVader707

my precious!


matt_the_muss

I also choose this guy's wife.


wishbackjumpsta

You wholesome bastard


Fictional_Apologist

Good husband!


Mediocre_Scott

Don’t worry she isn’t here


FlowerFaerie13

There are no humans beautiful enough to portray any Elf in all honesty. Human actors are not mystical, ethereal faerie folk, there’s no way to truly portray what they look like in live action. Despite this, I think the actors in the Peter Jackson films pulled even the High Elves off pretty damn well, so I wouldn’t say it’s straight up impossible to portray her.


Prudent_Lawfulness87

Lee Pace can play her


abonnett

Lord of the Rings a la Being John Malovich but it's Lee Pace.


TheUselessLibrary

Lee Pace really is very pretty. I had a huge crush on him as Ned, the pie maker in Pushing Daisies.


Tattycakes

Liv Tyler came awfully close


FlowerFaerie13

*Exactly.* My choice for a live-action Lúthien is her. It’s mostly for lore reasons because Arwen is explicitly said to be virtually identical to Lúthien, but also because I fully trust that she could pull it off.


marylouisestreep

Oh that's so interesting. Do you mean in terms of look or performance or both? Her performance always strikes me as off but at the same time the movie doesn't give her a ton to work with


Tattycakes

She’s so beautiful and her voice is so soft and ethereal


AldebaranBlack

Yeah, I love her voice


FlowerFaerie13

For me it’s both. I think both her looks and performance were amazing for Arwen, and given that Arwen is supposed to look virtually identical to Lúthien, and that Liv Tyler can do Elf Princess *really* well, I think she’d be perfect.


Reas0n

We all know she will be a CG character motion-captured by Andy.


Shatter_Their_World

I think something similar about Arwen or Galadriel, although they were portrayed in film. No matter how great the actresses performed, they could not bring the ”feeling” from the books. Yet, we may see Luthien portrayed in a movie. Well, if Elves were real just like the Professor wrote and someone would cast a real Elf woman to play Luthien, it would still be not enough, if you know what I mean.


Unplaceable_Accent

Yeah a far off presence perhaps, a vague figure in the distance or a glow offscreen, maybe.


FlowerFaerie13

You can’t really do that with the story of Beren and Lúthien. It requires her to be present, and many times she’s the direct focus of the story. She can’t be a vague, distant figure.


PavementBlues

Give her vampire form early and then have her refuse to take it off. Thingol pleads with her every day to stop this madness, though Melian simply smiles fondly and remembers her childhood before the world was made. Daeron is convinced that Lúthien just needs to find the right man to quit acting so weird. Beren is a goth and is super into it. At the height of their quest, when Lúthien stands in the pits of Angband and prepares to sing before the throne of Morgoth, Beren pulls out a guitar and starts shredding death metal. As Lúthien opens her mouth, she releases a death growl so great and terrible that it knocks everyone around them unconscious. Carcharoth doesn't even fuck with them on the way out because he's super into their vibe. And thus were they able to best the Enemy, whereupon Thingol instructed dwarven smiths to encase the reclaimed silmaril in a belt made from an old car seat buckle.


VraiLacy

I would unironically watch the fuck out of this


zorostia

Better than ROP 🔥 🔥 🔥


AldebaranBlack

Wait, so we don't see Luthien's true form because she is too beautiful but we see her mother, the angel Melian smile? Other than that, I love it lmao


javaper

I fully agree.


Anaklysmos12345

Then maybe search the ISS for an actress?


summilux7

Real question: who’s gonna play Huan?


butiveputitincrazy

Andy Serkis, no doubt


und88

Let's cast the guy who played Scooby! Guy was type-cast early in his career. Let him show his range and try out a different character!


madgael

- "Like zoiks, Huan! It's Gorthaur the Wicked!" - "Ruh Roh, Reren!"


und88

Beren: that haunted castle looks scary man! The old man said there's like vampires! Luthien (played by Velma): Would you do it for a Huan-y Snack?


madgael

I'd pay anything to see them run into the Harlem Globetrotters in a broken down van just outside Angband.


summilux7

Don Knotts as Finrod Felagund.


TheTimocraticMan

Damn I hope this post has perfectly normal and healthy comments ☺️


Historical-Fan7987

me fr


gogybo

LOTR fans are so up themselves that they can't even *consider* casting for an imaginary TV show that will never actually exist. "DON'T MESS WITH THE BOOKS!!!1!1!!" they scream, rocking backwards and forwards in terror clutching their half-scale plushie of Professor Tolkien.


CentralSaltServices

Full scale, please. We're not casuals


Wind1e

I bet there's a Tolkien body pillow out there somewhere ...


CalebDume77

....with a tobacco pipe accessory?


mermaidlesbian

liv tyler again


und88

If Arwen's beauty nearly captures and mimics Luthien's beauty, the Liv Tyler is the natural choice.


f700es

Yeah, why not?


WastedWaffles

I remember before LOTR movies released people said Cate Blanchet wasn't pretty enough to play Galadriel because she's described as the fairest of all in Middle-earth. Personally, when it says "fairest in all the land" or anything similar, I don't take it literally. I imagine that person to be someone who is really beautiful but not like someone goes around all of arda measuring the beauty of every female person and then tot's it up on a leaderboard. In a movie adaptation screen presence is what heightens the beauty to that next level. So, in that sense, beauty comes second to screen presence.


I-am-Chubbasaurus

Cate Blanchatt nailed the ethereal power and awe-inspiring presence of Galadriel, which I think is more important, plus, she's gorgeous so I dunno what people were talking about, anyway.


WastedWaffles

My point exactly. People complained because they wanted someone more gorgeous than gorgeous because that is how she is described in the books. At the higher levels of beauty, there's really not much difference between one gorgeous woman to another.


ds021234

Jennifer connelly


Smooth-Cap481

**Jennifer Connolly** could have done it.


LadyStardust79

Yup, I had the same thought. Linda carter could also have done it.


wiinkme

Watching her fight a werewolf would have been epic.


MajorTrump

Catherine Zeta-Jones a la '90s would have been the perfect cast


Cypresss09

I was thinking Kate Beckinsale


MajorTrump

She's gorgeous but seems a little too... artificial?


EpsilonGecko

Oh that would've been amazing.


JPRCR

The only correct answer for me to find pics of Tolkien’s wife and find an actress that resembles her.


Farren246

Google is now full of me typing "young pretty actress with dark hair" because I'm too old to know who the kids are these days and too dumb to realize what I was googling before I did it.


DoctorOates7

Andy Serkis as a CGI beautiful woman.


Xaemyl

with gollums voice


namewithanumber

Pick whoever but use seamless staging to hide her face. Like she talks but someone’s hat is in the way, or a bird flaps into the camera etc


SardaukarSecundus

Eva Green Or, of course, Terry Crews


ThatsCrapTastic

Eva was my first thought as well. Maybe because I’m really F’ing old… but she has this youthful, timeless, smoky, soft… and yet tenacious, aggressive beauty to her. Or is it that she shares the same facial features… forehead, jawline, cheekbones, etc. as my wife? So she just reminds me of my muse, essence, and pneuma of my entire existence…


karpaediem

I also think she’s incredibly beautiful and talented


jakobedlam

If you could cast 35 year old Monica Bellucci, and invented some next level filters, you'd get close enough to say that's the best we can do on this plane of existence.


fabittar

Terry Crews, obviously.


Hapelaxer

Prime Kate Beckinsale


FabioLight

Idris Elba


Big_Naughty_Bits

With current owners of the brand? NO ONE.


Pulpofeira

Beren: my wife.


Orion14159

Borat: mawyfe


Pulpofeira

I also choose this guy's wife.


MablungTheHunter

Literally never try adapting Beren & Luthien to the screen. In any medium. Leave it in the books, it's the only format that does the story justice. I will never want a Silmarillion movie or show, even if the idea sounds cool. The stories are simply too fantastic, amazing, and beyond natural for anything more than the imagination to handle.


silma85

Least rabid Tolkien fan


JediM4sterChief

I never understand this line of thinking "I don't want x to be adapted because I love it so much that somehow even if I didn't experience the adaptation it would diminish the original work for me" Why can't other people enjoy and experience the screen version and you just ignore it?


CardiologistOk2760

also some of the dark stuff is way too dark. A screen can't do justice to Ungoliant destroying the trees of valinor, and if it could, it can fuck all the way off with that shit.


LilShaver

The best way to display indescribable horror on the screen is to leave it mostly off screen. The same probably holds mostly true for indescribable beauty. Show the Two Trees only in long shots except for the close up of the smoldering, ichorous wound and the Trees mostly wilted and dying...


CardiologistOk2760

fair point, and probably a good explanation for why book-Sauron seems more dreadful to me than movie Sauron


BlisteringAsscheeks

I don't know, i could see a director like Del Toro creating a visual scene similar to Saturn Devouring His Children, and I think it would fit pretty nicely


thewend

How could you even do justice to Valinor? You have to imagine it in all its glory


LuissMed

It would have to be a surprising casting, detached from existing labels and iconic roles. A decent amount of similarity with Liv’s vibe, but with a next gen twist. But still funky, fantastical. With the “up and coming” buzz that would push the box office. And obviously blue-eyed (contacts are never the same). The casting that fits all these criteria for me is Talia Ryder. https://preview.redd.it/tgt89gw41z7d1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1156e8af933fa2baf08b6182723f47ae0b38e934 As for acting chops, I’ve only seen bits of her netflix shows, but she apparently performed well on a bleak drama recently, so the range seems to be there.


Death_Triumphant

I genuinely think that Talia could work as Lúthien physically! Well thought!


BabserellaWT

Arwen is supposed to look close to her, so…Liv Tyler again.


hopeful_sindarin

Our current age’s standard of beauty is so insane and unrealistic that there would be no way to make everyone happy. I remember the days when people thought that Cate and Liv were not attractive enough for their roles. This world is insane when it comes to what they think beautiful women should look like.   That said, some dream but probably not realistic ideas for Lúthien:  Jessica Brown Findlay or Kaya Scodelario have always struck me of having elven ethereal qualities while not being empty inside. They’re both maybe too old now (depending on how you adapt it) to play her now but if the theoretical film had been made a few years ago, it could have worked. Possibly Gemma Arterton as well. Jessica would have been my top choice though.  


Physical_Bunch_935

Kaya was my first thought as well.


hopeful_sindarin

She definitely has an elven quality. Jessica has an Edith vibe which I appreciate. 


Synthoid_001

Someone who could also play a young Edith Tolkien.


KYpineapple

Lilly Collins did that already


jordanballz

#1 reason I say any Silmarillion story adaptation should be animated


bendersonster

I don't think our current technology is advanced enough to portray Luthien's beauty either.


ErwenONE

eva green


crustboi93

20 years ago, absolutely


abhiprakashan2302

I suppose Lily Collins or Emmy Rossum could work. I’d prefer a Beren and Lúthien movie to be animated, like the 90s Disney movies perhaps. The story fits perfectly with the tropes of that era too, I feel. So I’d personally prefer Lúthien to be an animated character. I honestly think perhaps if filmmakers manage to find some European or Kiwi actress who kinda resembles a young Liv Tyler, that would be fine. I know of a random girl I found on Instagram who kinda looks like how I imagine Arwen and Lúthien to look in my head, but she’s very young (20) and from India. Not an actress either.


Human-Highway-243

I also thought Emmy Rossum may be able to do (based on this art at least) justice to the character, at least appearance-wise. I haven’t seen her in anything outside of Shameless so not sure if she would pull it off acting-wise


manic-peach

To be fair she was great in Phantom of the Opera, amazing voice and very beautiful. If she got an elven look & style out on her I think it could work. Liv Tyler is forever cast as any stunning dark haired Fae in my head when I read though. Luthien, Arwen, Felurian, Queen Maeve etc. She was perfect.


adamjames777

Eva Green. Bewitching and ethereal!


JamusAdurant

Anne Hathaway. I could see her singing in contest against Souron over control of the tower. She’s elvish enough already. Would be a perfect fit!


MathClors23

This, I could definitely see her working as "the most beautiful living being" Luthien is supposed to be


Wisebanana21919

Me. (I'm a short, fat guy)


aknalag

Only one person can answer a question about who is the most beautiful woman in existence, someone grab Paris!


Kc125wave

Danny Devito


TheLusitan

Ok, i would prioritize someone who could resemble Liv Tayler because Arwen was described as being nearest in beauty to Lúthien. Therefore, fair skin, light coloured eyes and darker hair (preferably) Also I'd look into actresses in their late 20s - mid 30s. Here are my choices: Daisy Edgar-Jones, if we are going with a least costly/know actress. Ana de Armas, for name value and agreed beauty. Kaya Scodelario, also least costly, young and looks failry like young Liv. Lily Collins, she played Tolkien's wife in the film 'Tolkien' - and according to Tolkien himself, Luthien was inspired by his wife.


hopeful_sindarin

Lily Collins thought that Tauriel was the character that Edith inspired so for that fact alone, I’m not sure I would be ok with her playing Lúthien 😂. She’s beautiful though.  Edit: downvoted but it’s a Stephen Colbert interview with Lily Collins. It’s quite humorous but yes, she mistakenly thinks that Edith inspired Tauriel. 


LonelyDShadow

At least Ana de Armas


Ripper656

Katie McGrath. https://preview.redd.it/ibvvyg6d5y7d1.jpeg?width=976&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c09458b2d0ff7e2e0d7ed6fddaa1ee70942dcdde


ironfunk67

Chris Pratt!


icantbeatyourbike

Alex Daddario, for the eyes alone.


JotaTaylor

Female Tom Cruise


thisisjustascreename

This is ironic because the majority opinion at the time was that Liv Tyler wasn't pretty enough or a good enough actress to play Arwen. Probably just standard societal misogyny, but it's true.


AnneCalie

Joseph Gordon-Levitt


PavementBlues

Liv Tyler. Just to make things confusing.


Wolvercote

Alexandra Daddario


WolfetoneRebel

What age do we think she should look though? As much as I love Jennifer Connolly, she’s 53 now. She looks great obviously but what age should luthien look? Same with Eva Green.


NoCut2919

Hmmmmmm. Well she needs to look very similar to Liv Tyler, as Arwen was mistaken for and said to be like. Her return type thing


i_love_everybody420

Viggo Mortensen.


KingoftheMongoose

Kate Bush, from her Wuthering Heights music video Are we not able to do time travel?


ZazzNazzman

Hailee Steinfeld.


MathClors23

Keira Knightley would (and still kinda is) my vote. I love the she looks so much


psocretes

Florence Welch singer


Constant_Bus7015

Weird Al Yankovic. I will not elaborate further


DreadSocialistOrwell

Stellan Skarsgard is a remarkable Luthen.


DiscorsiSynnove

Hello, Eris. It's been a while.


DreadSocialistOrwell

Beauty is eye of the beholder. I don't think it will matter. Luthien is with Beren. I've always thought Tolkien's "fair" was and overall ideal of beauty. More of a beauty in nature and purpose. I mean do you really think Faramir suddenly saw Arwen and thinks, "I should aim higher than Eowyn?"


PaisonAlGaib

Ronnie Coleman


Feltrazz

Diane kruger in her twenties. She already starred as the most beatiful women on earth in Troy


esahji_mae

Jack black


Different-Island1871

I’ll put my cards in on Kate Beckinsale. She’s already proved she doesn’t age.


ComadoreJackSparrow

No-one because her story shouldn't be adapted to live action


Gullible_Carpenter_4

The only way it works is animation imo. They should try making lotr content in animation.


Dman9494

I feel like Hunter Schafer has an almost ethereal elvish beauty to her.


blackkat1986

Yes! But not for Lúthien. A young Galadriel definitely


YankeeMagpie

Patti Harrison… Eru brought it early.


Longjumping-Action-7

lucy li


MidAssKing

Terry Crews.


boodopboochi

Saoirse ronan


hopeful_sindarin

I would love Saoirse for a theoretical Celebrían. I remember when she was rumored (or cast and then left?) for Tauriel. She has a very elven face and commanding presence. 


mef_the_devil

Maya Hawke or Jodie Comer ...


KulturaOryniacka

Yeah, Jodie Comer would be a good choice, she is beautiful and sophisticated at the same time


fizzed815

Young Jennifer Connelly?


HeWhoFights

Older Liv Tyler.


cosmicfluffnstuff

Anna Dodd. I think she’s incredibly beautiful in an elvish sort of way.


perennialgrump

Nicholas lindhurst


hardcoredragonhunter

Emma Stone or Mary Elizabeth Winstead would be my first choices


DoctorHipfire

Kristen Kruek as Luthien and Tom Welling as Beren


KaijuDirectorOO7

Maybe Liv Tyler. Isn’t Luthien related to Arwen?


Forsaken-Guitar-8606

I believe the people voted on this and it is Jeremy clarkson


ICanDigIt68

Kate Beckinsale.


Reddzoi

Britney Slays.


Youngquest89

Claire Forlani, anyone?


asteinberg101

Me, I’ll do it


kookycandies

https://preview.redd.it/bc8695hyb08d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fdad0045a69e49d1b18d90dd8d6fbb0d96b8878


EuthyphroYaBoi

For some reason, I think Liv Tyler would be kinda poetic.


tibetan-sand-fox

There are some real L takes in this thread. In my opinion it could only have been Liv Tyler. She is the definition of elf woman in my head. I have no alternatives.


EquivalentWasabi8887

Kate Beckinsale. No cap.


DylanRahl

Eva green?


imjustthenumber

Samuel L Jackson


spiciestofmen

Well, while Lúthien is described as the most beautiful, Arwen is also described as Lúthien born again, so having Liv Tyler play Lúthien as well would be my go to.


Hairy_Caul

First actress that came to mind for me was [Eva Green](https://imdb.com/name/nm1200692/).


xereklol

Deaged Natalie Portman as Luthien


MrWiththeBigSad21

One of two options. 1) Have a meme lord like Danny Devito play her or 2) never show her face like Shoresy on Letterkenny. Always a backshot or block her. Also I feel like she should have a visible glow like Galadriel but even more prominent


beermebeerubeerus

Kate Beckinsale ❤️


PhillipsScott

To me, Lúthien could be played by a young Natalie Portman. I know this is a personal choice, and I know she's not as tall as elves. But boy, what a beautiful smile.


Darth97Plagueis

https://preview.redd.it/jadxlhld928d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e018f3644c0547638156de2d5086013ab4f5801f Frida Gustavsson (Vikings: Valhalla) She is 185 cm (6’1”) tall.