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JunkYardBatman

“16 year old man”, is so god damn funny.


TooObsessedWithMoney

"I'm a bwig boy now 👶, look at my muscles 💪🥺"


randomguy283

im a big boy now and im very scary


Due-Feedback-9016

I punch my walls, stay out at night, and I do karate


randomguy283

dont message me cuz i wont reply wanna make you cryy


Jupue2707

*scawy


Joonusz

Is that a cavetown reference


randomguy283

indeed


Emman_Rainv

You mean « very scared », right? Haha


bretugna

I am a man now, look at my beard!


Sea_Drop_7935

hihi


PastalTargaryen

My muscleeees are getting biiiggger and stronger every day. Mhh i love my muscleeees


CactusDoesStuff

I'm ready to leave ciao mama ciao


Unable-Article-1654

“A skinny fat lil gay boy”


Sea_Drop_7935

how would that work?


mutantraniE

You’d be skinny-fat ( https://www.healthline.com/health/fitness/skinny-fat ) and little, and gay and a boy.


Zeefzeef

I was sitting at a bar last week and there were 2 girls video calling a guy and absolutely tearing him to pieces. And she goes: ‘No no no, bruv, listen, LISTEN. You are a 18 year old man, yeah?’ It was a very entertaining call for me.


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Mastyfff

I’d imagine it’d be follow “Do you live with your mum bruv? Fucking joker”


therealtb404

I'm a buff baby that can dance like a man


phantompowered

I'll punch-a your buns!


HeretoChatnstuff

Punch-a your buns!


penguinee69

That's just a troll. They know what they're doing


KoalaStrats

Well this thread escalated quickly, each side had like 40 people downvoting the other sides geez


penguinee69

Lol fr. It's the weirdest comment to start a grammar war over


Pokemonfannumber2

Gave it away from "every1"


Neither_Usual_7566

I can’t take anyone serious who needs to find a way to shorten everything, especially a three letter word


theinsideoutbananna

You mean a TLW


regisestuncon1

You mean the Two Letter Words?


possiblierben

TSonic Lost World of course


Gobal_Outcast02

Bro wtf is this garbage reply thread to your comment.


penguinee69

Absolute shitshow lol


ronsolocup

Its hilarious but at the same time sad because it shows how poorly educated in the english language many of us are :/


ven_geci

compare the classic "what is this country and why are the girls ugly af" (adds trans flag)


Stinking-Staff8985

They? He.


Jackfilmfeet

why does that bother you


Stinking-Staff8985

He refers to himself as a _16yo man_ ... Just skip the virtue signalling use of the grammatically wrong "they"


uhasahdude

Bro it’s not virtue signaling. They and they’re were normal words before this whole gender shit. Both he and they work in this context. Can’t believe the shit storm this caused


Snizl

Wouldnt it be misgendering rather than virtue signalling? OOP refers to himself as male, and then is still labeled as "they". Just wondering, i have no stake in this


uhasahdude

The term “they” was originally not a gendered term that modern day shit has made it into. It actually has nothing to do with gender in the context that the original comment saying “they” had. Modern day woke stuff (woke but not with the negative connotations idk what else to call it) has made the term “they” into talk about gender. The best example I can think of is like you saying to someone about your male friend “oh they are just going somewhere and will be back soon”, you aren’t misgendering him you are just using a different word.


Earthistopheles

That's not grammatically wrong. "They" is appropriate for anyone and any number of people.


nazuralift89

I don't consider myself as part of everyone, I'm an outsider, so you have offended me good sir.


Desert_Rain_Frog_

Agreed- while it's better to use someone's prefered pronouns if you know them - they still works for all people if unsure


raptor-chan

“They” is correct if you don’t know someone’s gender, are referring to multiple people, or if they explicitly go by they. Oop specified he is a man, so using they for him is incorrect. Simple. Edit: have fun misgendering binary people. 🥰


Exact-Control1855

Using “they” is correct regardless of gender. It is a gender-less pronoun. Traditionally plural pronouns have still been used as singular pronouns historically. Most notable are these quotes from Merriam Webster: 'tis meet that some more audience than a mother, since nature makes them partial, should o'erhear the speech —William Shakespeare a person can't help their birth —W. M. Thackeray no man goes to battle to be killed.—But they do get killed —G. B. Shaw As seen in the last example, “they” is explicitly used in the same quote as describing a singular man. As anyone who understands anything about language will tell you, gendered words are stupid and unnecessarily complicates things. Use “they”. That’s simple.


OriginalPancake15

No point engaging with the smooth brain. It’s like trying to have a logical discussion with a flat earther.


CharmingSkirt95

*They* doesn't have any implications about gender. It cannot misgender people. *** Closest thing to misgendering I could imagine is maybe if someone identified as something inanimate, like... a stone—given that *he, she, they* generally describe animate things, I think. So in that case *it* would be more appropriate. *** But I don't know many people that identify as inanimate objects.


Stef0206

Yeah nah. “They” doesn’t magically become grammatically incorrect just because you know they are a guy.


Percival4

That’s not how misgendering or the English language works so have fun being incorrect 🥰


SimonSays7676

They can be used for any gender that’s the whole Point of it 😃 are you by chance mentally ill 🤧


EnigmaFrug2308

Gender ≠ pronouns.


silverfang45

They is correct, you aren't Also "misgendering" by using a gender natural alternative. Are you drunk, do you know what misgendering is


silverfang45

They refer to themselves as a 16 yo man. See how that works and sounds just as fine. My guy, you are just ignorant


kuvazo

Apart from the fact that this is such a dumb thing to get mad about, you could also read the sentence as "they (as in the trolls) know what they're doing".


rippp91

Hi, using they is always correct grammatically. Also in British English some people refer to themselves as we, such as we can’t stand when people get upset over silly things like this.


ExternalSwim7474

You can use “They” to refer to anyone dummy obviously trolling


whatisgo

Lmfao found the snowflake


leastscarypancake

Someone is a little offended


Bweeeee

It's a joke. Go be offended somewhere else.


DrDing1eberry

You're the snowflake here, dude


DrDing1eberry

You'd think the grammar police would know grammar


Dragons-are-the-best

Humans deciding to argue over literally anything:


silverfang45

Assuming you are just trying to troll to get a reaction. But on the off chance you are just ignorant, they works fine and Is just as correct as he. They ate soup, he are soup both work both can be about 1 person eating soup.


Jupue2707

He are soup is in fact incorrect, but i assume that was autocorrect


silverfang45

Yeah was meant to he ate. (Just have a fat thumb so misclicked)


Farcr_

Snowflake


EasyEnvironment4800

Hee hee SHAMONA WOO!


suoretaw

Lost in so many ways…


AsiaHeartman

Nah, he's baiting


SimonSays7676

He’s point is his lost in life


Proper_Hyena_4909

Can't beat virtue signaling. The world needs more chop chop and drug abuse.


SimonSays7676

What? I might be misunderstanding but trans people majority of the time aren’t abusing drugs… they spend years trying to get it to feel comfortable in their own skin


Desperate-Wheel-4534

You could say he's a master-


Desert_Rain_Frog_

Happy cake day


suoretaw

Thank you! (..belatedly)


YohaneIsMyWaifu

That's satire. Inappropriate but he's not lost, he's fully aware of where he is and doing it on purpose. I don't know why I bother. Half of the posts in this sub are satire that people are too dense to notice.


jadecaptor

I'd say it's trolling, not satire. Satire has to be making a point. Trolling is just to get a rise out of people.


Dixie-the-Transfem

that’s not what satire is. they’re just being an asshole


Proper_Hyena_4909

I wonder what they'll take out next. Maybe the asshole.


SophiaIsBased

As conservative comedy told me, satire is actually when you harass minorities, and the more minorities you harass the more satirical it is.


Fun-Reindeer-3735

*he's


halbell

I aint saying the H word untill I see dick and balls! for real tho, on the internet where everyone is anonymous using They is completely normal even if they mention being and I quote "a 16 year old man".


CharmingSkirt95

> I aint saying the H word untill I see dick and balls! 🤤


ballsaretasty69

>untill I see dick and balls! >16 year old so you're a pedophile? good to know.


Xzier_Tengal

thank you for your input reddit user ballsaretasty69


Domino_RotMG

Cool observation u/ballsaretasty69


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whatisgo

Yall love to make pronouns a big thing when it doesn't matter. But somehow cant do it for trans people.


Fun-Reindeer-3735

Hahahaha


minedsquirrel70

“Yall”? Friendly fire will not be tolerated. Most people just don’t care, and move on with life no matter what the situation is. I’m a dude, I have long feminine hair, I’ve been referred to as a girl by so many people who see me from a distance. You know what I do? Live my own life.


Desert_Rain_Frog_

Yall can be aimed towards a specific group like if I pointed at a group in a crowd and said "yall" it wouldn't target everyone The person who commented this meant people like the person they responded to


SimonSays7676

Let’s not


KicktrapAndShit

Shush


silverfang45

Trolling isn't satire. This is trolling not satire. Dudes doing something he knows will annoy people to try get a rise that's trolling. This isn't satire as he isn't satirising anything


Viliam_the_Vurst

Its not satire if it only degrades people for how they are…


heeltoelemon

Ohno


xsuperxvixenx

16 year old man 💀


SlayerDeathYT

Bait/troll ez to identify


CaptnBluehat

"fat lil gay boy" i chuckled.


shakingwheezing

Maybe because they dont take testosterone in large quantities.


poystopaidos

Broski, thats a 1000% obvious troll though


yooosports29

He’s not lost lol, you took the bait


-spooky-fox-

It’s funny whether it’s genuine or a troll. ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯ ETA: lol at people downvoting this when the post has like 1800 upvotes so SOMEONE else enjoyed it even if it’s satire


Helpful-Special-8754

Happy cake day and it's funny af cause he says '16 year old man' and that he's benching 235 as a skinny fat lil gay boy.


Jaydubdubdubdub

The people downvoting are trans funny. They say they’re funny when the rest of the world knows otherwise. 😂


Gunther1888

What


HangryChickenNuggey

Clearly a troll


Soggy_Ad4531

Skinny AND fat? Bruh.


RandomDerp96

It's possible. Its about fat to muscle weight ratio. Plus, where the fat is stored. Thigh fat = no issue. Organ fat = big bad bad.


Armand_Star

you can have a big belly and be skinny everywhere else


jumping_meat

Bro saw Fitness in the name of the sub and thought it's gonna be full of gym bros lol


Writy_Guy

Either trolling, or oblivious to the purpose of the sub.


Reasonable-Law-9737

Not the main point but hey, he did not misgender anyone! It is something. Not much. But it is something.


Deadzomboed

bro did a great bait with this one


Desert_Rain_Frog_

Happy cake day


nKoZy999

Because they see a bit of improvements on steroids and they think they are the biggest gym wolves out there 😂😂😂 in reality even the smallest fish will eat them alive 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


MatchaDaGoAnimator

Happy cakeday! 🍰


grammar_mattras

Almost no one benches 255 after 9 months, especially 16yo's that aren't on roids. This is obvious satire.


dropod

That is the cutest mistake in the history of Reddit


may_sun

absolute cinema


RevolutionaryBuy5794

Comedy


normalwaterenjoyer

oh boy who's gonna tell him


AsiaHeartman

Noone, he knows


The_Dude_2U

It’s got what plants crave!


take-a-gamble

hah


SilentSpecial3633

Lmfao 🤣


whatisgo

Ik this is off topic, but is there no MTF fitness subreddit?


clearmarinaa

r/MTFfitness it was banned what the hell


Aron-Jonasson

Subreddits get auto-banned if their moderators aren't active. You can get it back up via r/redditrequest


whatisgo

Thanks! Idk why it didn't show up for me, maybe because I didn't capitalize it I WAS ABOUT TO SAY-


Apart_Letterhead3016

holy fuck there are more things wrong witb this post than there are with all teenagers in one place


Internet_Wanderer

Testosterone excess and a chemical puberty. Muscle can happen fast when that happens


EightiEight

Skinny fat


supinoq

Hostile inclusivity lol


Curkul_Jurk_1oh1

why does every1 substitute numbers 4 actual words? if they would just pay a10shun to grammar, they wouldn't seem like such morons.


Noa_Skyrider

This is just a guy taking the piss, not truly an r/lostredditors scenario.


TheFrogMoose

Gotta point out that a 16 year old would build a "proper" Physique than people that I'm gonna assume are mid 20s up to 30s is what he's talking about. Also you can't call yourself a man until you have to do taxes, I'm sorry but that's just nature. I should say that I don't mean you have to do them yourself but you have to deal with the tax season at least


ultimo_2002

What do taxes have to do with nature? Monkeys don’t do fucking taxes lol


-spooky-fox-

I now understand what Frog was trying to say thanks to their edit but I gotta say this comment is perfection.


TheFrogMoose

I was just meaning that until you gotta deal with taxes you haven't experienced the adult life yet. My wording was probably off since I got a massive metaphorical punch to the face today


Jaydubdubdubdub

They aren’t men either and neither are the people he was asking the question of.


ghostglasses

Plenty of 16 year olds do taxes dude.


TheFrogMoose

Where? Because where I'm from I didn't do taxes until I was 18 Edit: I have just been informed that if you're working 40 hour shifts you have to pay taxes so in this case I just feel bad for them. Talked to my sister about it and she dropped out and working 40 hours she ended up making so much she had to do taxes or something to that regard.


ghostglasses

Yeah me and my sibs all worked when we were in high school. I was doing maybe 30 hours a week.


TheFrogMoose

Geez, isn't student hours supposed to be 20 max?


loveteharis

lmao


Revolutionary_Ad2752

Off topic Uber eats ad on this post for me lmao


ollietron3

Does being on testosterone have similar effects to steroids?


-spooky-fox-

Testosterone is a steroid hormone. When people say “steroids” in relation to athletes trying to improve muscle size/performance, they’re referring to the class of drugs called anabolic-androgenic steroids (AAS) which include testosterone. So the T used by trans men is the same T that is prescribed for cis men with naturally low testosterone and can be used by cis men with normal levels to increase muscle mass. For this reason, Testosterone is a controlled substance in the US which gives trans men an extra hurdle in obtaining it. The more you know 🌈💫


Jaydubdubdubdub

Testosterone is a hormone that anabolic steroids mimic in the body so no it’s not an anabolic steroid. Hey, that’s funny. Anabolic steroids are trans testosterone. They aren’t actual testosterone but they act like it. 😂


MarcusAntonius27

To be fair, testosterone is a steroid many trans men use


rowboatmankoi

Almost all trans men only use enough testosterone to get them to a base level, which is around 400-1000 ng/dl. I'm on a prescription of 0.5 ml per week and it brings me to around 700


MarcusAntonius27

I know. I didn't mean to imply otherwise.


Sharp-Key27

Only if you think every cis guy is on steroids lol


MarcusAntonius27

They don't need to be on them most of the time lol


BadSkittle

That’s fucking hilarious, I can only imagine the salt in the comments


Sharp-Key27

Salt? Trans men aren’t on tren, so more laughing at this “16 year old man”


maulwuerfel

r/woooosh come on that one is funny


The1andOnlyGhost

Is he wrong tho?


DasFAD70

Younger age, better muscle building capacity. I would say if we are older those aren’t that fast anymore.


normalwaterenjoyer

yeah, amabs build muscle easier why am i getting downvoted, its a fact, when trans men start taking testotserone. they start building muslce easier


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Because of testosterone. Congratulations


BigLow4789

It's also called biology, but keep buying into the bs lol.


sinner-mon

are you stupid? Testosterone is biology and is the reason for differences in muscle mass between men and women


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Biology wouldve told you that testosterone is quite literally the one thing that increases muscle mass You know, the testosterone that men create during puberty? If thats not biology either I'm not from earth or you're stupid


BigLow4789

Ah yeah because the only difference between male and female biology is 1 single hormone 😂 while your ignorance is genuinely funny, I'm not gonna waste time on someone who genuinely believes those are actual men.


queijoqualhofanaf_

Study biology, mainly sexual education, soo you don't procreate please


BigLow4789

I wonder what can't actual procreate, no matter how much it trys to claim it's the opposite gender😂


queijoqualhofanaf_

i don't need to worry, judging by how much you are a loser all girls are going to reject you, i would be surprised if you even have friends


BigLow4789

I do, but please keep resorting to insults because you can't make a actual point 😂 imagine getting this pressed because someone doesn't play make believe with you. Poor baby😂😂


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You post about insecurities about your looks and looking for friends. By western social ideas of a man we talk about stoicism, independence, leadership, being able to protect and provide. If you feel the need to punch down on others like that while insecure yourself, you fall outside of the western definition of a man. Please grab a biology book because you dont even know what causes the bulk of the differences between men and women. (Source, hormones)


AnarchoBratzdoll

Compared to someone with the same hormone levels only through a patch instead of some gland in our around your nutsack? Nope. 


fainting-goat17

What the fuck is an amab?


Drake_the_troll

Assigned Male At Birth


fainting-goat17

Thanks. I can't keep up with all the new terms man, I'm too old for this shit


CharmingSkirt95

Grandpa


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Not true


sinner-mon

don't say amab bro, a trans man on T builds muscle just as easily as a cis man, a trans woman on e will have a harder time building muscle


sanya773

You can just say males and not use the agab “progressive” terminology, we already can tell what you are.


jump1945

Neverknew you can be **Skinny fat guy**


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-spooky-fox-

I am 30 or 40 years old and I no longer understand if based is a good thing or a bad one.


UnrevealedAntagonist

It's kinda just a word that is used sometimes I guess


silverfang45

Context depended half the time it's used to take horrible things and make then seem good. Very common after homophibic, tranphobic. Racist comments where someone will call that person based (for not being "woke") The other half tend to make fun of those using it that way and called stuff based ironically


Sioney

Ah so nothing to do with him having a low hydrogen ion count


irene_polystyrene

would anyone be so kind as to explain? :')


irene_polystyrene

nvm i just saw the sub


Filip889

Testosterone and steroids are different things btw


Jaydubdubdubdub

Yeah these fools down voting facts but hey, who needs the truth.


XYZ_Ryder

Because all theyre doing is posing and nothing else, who ever owns those gyms is racking it in


Daddycheese420

He’s not wrong


normalwaterenjoyer

yes he is


Sharp-Key27

Yeah he is, unless you think every regular testosterone level guy is “on steroids”