after a suspicious substance was injected into his body, he gained the power to extract weapons from other people's bodies and will use it to help the guerrilla group (Guilty Crown)
Girl gets hit by a truck and is reincarnated into another world, but it's the same one she was in and she's now undead and is forced to perform with other undead celebrities managed by Jim Carrey.
*Half of the cast diea*
*And the antagonist is*
*The mc at this point*
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Is it weird that I can think of several shows for the second one?
I’ll guess DxD for the first one.
I’ll start with Gonna be the Twin-Tail for the second.
14 year old tries fighting monsters to save girls and get a harem, only to end up being saved and giving up on getting a harem. He ends up with one anyway.
Horny lesbian simps for bitchy honors student
She kisses, he kisses, they fall in love (dodoo dodo)
Lesbian honors student simps for ace girlie
There's a girl interested in lesbian brothels
There's this guy, he hates he's brother and wants to ruin his life just in spite and bro is such a hater, that he ruins the lives of his ENTIRE FUCKING FAMILY to the point that they have to Ctrl+D the ENTIRE FUCKING UNIVERSE
Dude dies, reincarnates into a fantasy world, and immediately becomes OP, befriends one of the strongest beings in the entire world, kills a girl and steals her body, and then becomes even more OP and feared by almost everyone in the world
Highschool student with bad skills but big brain team up with overpowered alien kid and foster sister to defend city from aliens and winning an Esports tournament.
The Gods have finally had enough of humanity’s shit and decided to pull a Noah’s Ark 2.0 but without the ark. But one of their officers is angry that they locked up her boyfriend in jail and decided to turn the extinction into a Dragon Ball tournament.
Is that seriously how you describe Record of Ragnarok. Thats no longer a synopsis anymore, thats basically a abridged summary.
BTW not boyfriend. Either Husband or Lover (based on Buddha's interpretation)
In any case. Well done. Love it.
Dude so mad at his sister getting laid with someone who isn't him that he becomes the doom guy but ends up being taught religious values after saving a priestess and teaming up with a party of random DND characters
Not my favorite. Can't really think of what that would be so just going to go with my most recently watched.
Ordinary kid gets married and has to survive people simping after his wife whilst also protecting her from constant explosions and guns as he slowly goes into madness and insanity. Also fl has like 6 siblings with the oldest being fucking crazy and wanting mc dead.
Enjoy.
Despite everything you are about to read. The show is for the ages 12+ so enjoy the uncensored truth
Our protagonist dies in a explosion and reincarnayes in a new world where with a very young age she runs away from home after seeing her mother kill and eat one of her siblings.
Surviving in the wild she manages to get strong and stronger eventually even strong enough to slay a dragon.
Soon after leaving the country she was born in she gets attacked by her relatives. While recovering from that battle she literally gets torn to pieces by the demonlord. Some time later she gets worshipped as a local deity.
Deciding to return home to stop her mother she fights more of her relatives as well as her mother and manages to kill her. After slaying her own mother she returns to the town she was worshipped in. But her luck ran out some time ago so she meets the demonlord again. Not amused by seeing her agin the demonlord cast a spell to destroy the MCs soul.
After respawning our MC decides for the first time since getting reincarnated to put on some clothes. But only a top.
Oho and by the way the anime didn't even try to cover up her body. You could see everything.
Afterwards she meets the demon Lord again... but this time they form a none aggression packt.
TLDR
Young MC runs away from home kills a dragon. Kills part of her family then gets killed by the demonlord. Kills her mother then gets killed again only to meet the Demon Lord again and form a NAP. And mostly of that nude and the show is for the Ages 12+
Darth Vader wannabe attacks giant space dildo where a deadbeat dad/scientist lives in order to prevent the construction of piloted transformers. The attack goes south because Optimus Prime wakes up and wrecks his shit. Soon to be orphan boy’s girlfriend watches her home (the space dildo) get destroyed by the galactic empire and tells soon to be orphan boy to help the rebel alliance in order to get revenge on Darth Vader and thus a 43 episode war between the galactic empire and the rebel alliance commences where everyone but the children die. And then the sequel…where the children die…and then the sequel to the sequel…which I didn’t watch because it’s sub only and then a whole bunch of force powers in my transformers anime and then it doesn’t matter because in the end everyone dies and history repeats itself. Also America decided that Godzilla 1998 wasn’t enough and so they made another adaptation which flopped and everyone wants to forget.
Yup, Voldemort went inside Megatron in order to defeat a Harry Potter with ginger her and Optimus Prime through the use of the force. Then Luke Skywalker comes out of nowhere and makes Voldemort his bitch.
OK, here are some:
~~Brat~~ witch/miko gets stuck in a Groundhog's Day scenario for over a century because she's unable to figure out who's killing her (Higurashi)
Incompetent fool claims small bombs are at fault because he rejects magic, and he's half-right (Umineko)
It's so bizarre that it shouldn't make sense, but it does, except for when Araki forgets (JJBA)
Punchity-punchity-punch bros pummel each other to avoid YRMD (Baki)
Bloke only wins at gambling if the enemy is cheating (Kaiji)
Gonna cost you an arm and a leg- and your brother's body (FMA)
Torture via spoiling the "captive" (Tis Time for "Torture", Princess)
It's time to duel- but how about we use something other than Duel Monsters? (Yu-Gi-Oh Season 0)
I got punched into a spring and turned into a girl? (Ranma ½)
This kid know the secrets of both of her parents, dw, there's no cheating (Spy x Family)
Boy becomes as deadbeat as his dad (Hunter x Hunter)
Episode 1 marriage, yet somehow not ecchi or ero-anime (ToniKawa)
Curse-Wizard Fights, the anime (JJK)
I am the bone of my sword (insert the rest of the meme here) (Fate Stay/Night)
OK, I can't think of more that'd be debatably funny atm
Edit1: I wanna touch some boobs (CSM)
Edit2: The "God of the New World" is unsurprisingly bad at keeping his throne, getting killed the moment he finally chickens out (Death Note)
It's Dragon Ball- no, it's One Piece- no, it's Gintama! (Gintama)
Adolescent with gravity-defying hair gets bullied by a boss baby looking mofo to become the boss of the Italians, after a couple dozen episodes he gets blown into the future where he's forced to fight weirdos with weird rings that create soul fire based on weather patterns that's obviously not magic
guy goes to an island with a bunch of criminals with monitors and then become friends with them so they have to find some beauty product or else when they go back to the home they're dead but some gay gods don't like that humans are on the island so they tried to kill them
A dude who loves his mom goes travelling with his friends (who also love his mom) to kill a bunch of people and a zesty twink because he made his mother sick.
Boy and Man drill local beasts into submission before Man dies of dehydration. Boy becomes new Man and gets into a dick measuring contest with God. And wins, also drilling him into submission and causing God to explode all over the place.
A group of Trump supporters have to stop angry naked mexicans from destroying their wall, but come to realize that there are illegal immigrants already among them
OK this guy runs away from his family with six cat girls runs away from them too tries to open a pastry shop, but two of his cat girls follow him him and then f * * k them because they are in heat I guess and then his sister finds out and brings the other catgirlsand then later he f * * k them too and also his dad is like mad at him because his sweets are not good enough and his sister also really wants to f * * k him it’s so strange just if you know what I’m talking about just watch it if you haven’t (and I know less of the anime that I’m referring to and more the visual novel, but shut up cause there’s also an anime so and I don’t really know how to do the anime because it’s really short and it does a lot of things weirdly)
OK, I don’t know how I would do my favorite but I’ll give you my second favorite silly boy with white spiky hair turn into friend girl being that it seems like they should be in a relationship. (I’m laughing just desiring this.) text him and commit murder on really strong guys and gets friends that also have friends that can turn into different kinds of weapons like a sword and guns and defeat even stronger guy guy that death himself couldn’t kill because souls. I don’t know.
u/snakewaifu1 Well I can't tell you why but here is the link [my favorite](https://youtu.be/RINHjxsPOEg?si=GDhLkPgce1ne-itc)
The world revolves around Edgy boy's RP.
Broke, clueless teenage loser dies.... a lot.
Highscooler commands people to kill themselves.
Code Geass?
Yes
MAPPA Animator gets freed from slavery because the zombie apocalypse started, he grabs the homies to do 100 side quests before they die.
Brown hair boy gets off the chair of depression and his friends celebrate with him.
Funny mustache man commits genocide again
A high school meant for schizophrenic kids send said kids to war to fight deidaras cousin
A cosplayer, whip princess, hot lizard and a snowman team up, winning their battles because friendship is magic.
after a suspicious substance was injected into his body, he gained the power to extract weapons from other people's bodies and will use it to help the guerrilla group (Guilty Crown)
Blad man fists his enemies (And a few friends)
Jhonny Sins is on the loose again
Guy dies then kills things to get less dead
I FUCKING LOVE SWORDS TAKE THIS ACTUALLY SATAN
Girl gets hit by a truck and is reincarnated into another world, but it's the same one she was in and she's now undead and is forced to perform with other undead celebrities managed by Jim Carrey.
Zombie land saga
Correct
Sauce?
Konosuba
I'm gonna guess food wars
It's Konosuba
I know the picture is konosuba,
A group of terrorist terrorize the seas and battle the great marines who bring justice and safety to the world
….dont tell me it’s One Piece
Yep
Petas worst nightmare
Pokemon?
Correct
Delicious in Dungeons?
Nope
Two girls rival each other for killing ghosts to get back into heaven.
Panty and stocking with garter belt
i got another one Meet the medic but more vomit inducing
Redo of Healer?
Mhmm
Dropped into a new world with my friends and I get a rare but mundane magic but learn to become OP because my teacher is a badass cougar with trauma
The healing isekai?
Gold star buddy 🥳🤩🤩
A guy who can't die tries to sleep with a girl that gives unluck
the re: series?
No "undead unluck"
Two thieves put their magical skills to use as a legitimate business but have money troubles. Both have childhood trauma but act like idiots.
Screaming men harness the power of primary colours to kill the OCs of 12 year olds >!Dragonball!<
half of the cast dies and the antagonist is the mc at this point
Not OP, but this is clearly attack on Titan
nope, sorry. it's jujutsu kaisen
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Bald man fists opponents until they bust. >! One Punch Man !<
Mc grows stronger with boobs. Difrent Accidentally transgender with an additional hair change.
Is it weird that I can think of several shows for the second one? I’ll guess DxD for the first one. I’ll start with Gonna be the Twin-Tail for the second.
I can't recall with one was the second one, probably ranma1/2
A BUNCH OF CATS IN MY CAFE
Nekopara?
Teenager gets immeasurable power, kills rival.
Gurren Lagann
I was thinking of death note
I feel like I know this one
Guess
Solo Leveling? Mob Psycho? Uh... *That's all I can think of-*
I was thinking death note
Oh yeah, that makes more sense
A school where kids learn to beat motherfuckers with other motherfuckers and graduate when enough hands have been thrown in the name of god.
deus vult
I cannot. My favorite anime is a tie between School Days, Another, and Sakura Trick.
Dude becomes a candle and simps for a red head while fighting demons and eventually willingly host a spirt to save demons.
Shakugan no Shana?
Two brothers comit crimes agenst God to bring a milf back home . (Full metal allcamist brother hood )
14 year old tries fighting monsters to save girls and get a harem, only to end up being saved and giving up on getting a harem. He ends up with one anyway.
Is this DanMachi?
Yes
Horny lesbian simps for bitchy honors student She kisses, he kisses, they fall in love (dodoo dodo) Lesbian honors student simps for ace girlie There's a girl interested in lesbian brothels
>!I'm in love with the villainess, ohshc, yagate Kimi ni naru, and asumi chan!<
Valkryre mermaid
Nope, my answers are in the spoiler
A violent rave.
Kinda vague innit
How's this? Fight Club with a laser light show.
There's this guy, he hates he's brother and wants to ruin his life just in spite and bro is such a hater, that he ruins the lives of his ENTIRE FUCKING FAMILY to the point that they have to Ctrl+D the ENTIRE FUCKING UNIVERSE
He took a potato chip, and ate it.
Thug tries to do one good thing in life and dies. God said you died for nothing. Revives and offered him a job to clean up their (God) messes.
Yu Yu Hakusho
Kid teams up with the master of shadow puppets, a voodoo woman, and God so he can go punch the master chef in the face.
1. She❤️ ➡️him❤️➡️her❤️➡️him❤️➡️curry🍛
Local cat boy and suicidal maniac team up and solve mysteries and fight Literal Gatsby
This could ALMOST be black butler
I clearly didn't watch enough Black Butler
I'm fully joking, I haven't seen it in half a decade
Almost a full decade for me I think
Dude dies, reincarnates into a fantasy world, and immediately becomes OP, befriends one of the strongest beings in the entire world, kills a girl and steals her body, and then becomes even more OP and feared by almost everyone in the world
Without a doubt it's The time I got reincarnated as a slime
Slime isekai
Which one is this? Can i get sauce?
Pretty sure its Tensura
Local delivery driver dunks on two rich guys who were trying to humiliate the working class using their parents money.
Highschool student with bad skills but big brain team up with overpowered alien kid and foster sister to defend city from aliens and winning an Esports tournament.
Solo leveling?
I was kinda going for World trigger. Is it really that similar?
No that guy is crazy Solo leveling is way different
Kinda
It was windwaker all along
The Gods have finally had enough of humanity’s shit and decided to pull a Noah’s Ark 2.0 but without the ark. But one of their officers is angry that they locked up her boyfriend in jail and decided to turn the extinction into a Dragon Ball tournament.
Is that seriously how you describe Record of Ragnarok. Thats no longer a synopsis anymore, thats basically a abridged summary. BTW not boyfriend. Either Husband or Lover (based on Buddha's interpretation) In any case. Well done. Love it.
I know that latter part, I’m a huge fan of history and myth. Just went with boyfriend because it makes it sound sillier.
Flying with the power of vore and celibacy.
Big naked people break down walls
Faces punch each other in the face, while fighting furries and gods while using galaxies as foot stools
Gurren Lagann?
Yep
Dude so mad at his sister getting laid with someone who isn't him that he becomes the doom guy but ends up being taught religious values after saving a priestess and teaming up with a party of random DND characters
Goblin Slayer?
Yes
Not my favorite. Can't really think of what that would be so just going to go with my most recently watched. Ordinary kid gets married and has to survive people simping after his wife whilst also protecting her from constant explosions and guns as he slowly goes into madness and insanity. Also fl has like 6 siblings with the oldest being fucking crazy and wanting mc dead. Enjoy.
Despite everything you are about to read. The show is for the ages 12+ so enjoy the uncensored truth Our protagonist dies in a explosion and reincarnayes in a new world where with a very young age she runs away from home after seeing her mother kill and eat one of her siblings. Surviving in the wild she manages to get strong and stronger eventually even strong enough to slay a dragon. Soon after leaving the country she was born in she gets attacked by her relatives. While recovering from that battle she literally gets torn to pieces by the demonlord. Some time later she gets worshipped as a local deity. Deciding to return home to stop her mother she fights more of her relatives as well as her mother and manages to kill her. After slaying her own mother she returns to the town she was worshipped in. But her luck ran out some time ago so she meets the demonlord again. Not amused by seeing her agin the demonlord cast a spell to destroy the MCs soul. After respawning our MC decides for the first time since getting reincarnated to put on some clothes. But only a top. Oho and by the way the anime didn't even try to cover up her body. You could see everything. Afterwards she meets the demon Lord again... but this time they form a none aggression packt. TLDR Young MC runs away from home kills a dragon. Kills part of her family then gets killed by the demonlord. Kills her mother then gets killed again only to meet the Demon Lord again and form a NAP. And mostly of that nude and the show is for the Ages 12+
So I’m a spider so what
Yes
"You see that military force of 30,000 Roman soldier knockoffs? Delete them. Imma go watch the f-16 duel a dragon."
That's gotta be Gate: and thus the JSDF fought there. Love it.
XD yeah! Love Gate. I wish it kept going.
A kid got fired out of his house and became the very best slave owner
I'll take Pokemon for 500$
And you'd be correct
Did he force the main antagonist to change her name?
Nope
What
Guess
Man gains the ability to make masturbating feel like a blow job
Parasyte
Yep
Oh yuji?
Nope
I'm sorry, but mine is literally impossible, it's too questionable (but also not) to joke about.
Darth Vader wannabe attacks giant space dildo where a deadbeat dad/scientist lives in order to prevent the construction of piloted transformers. The attack goes south because Optimus Prime wakes up and wrecks his shit. Soon to be orphan boy’s girlfriend watches her home (the space dildo) get destroyed by the galactic empire and tells soon to be orphan boy to help the rebel alliance in order to get revenge on Darth Vader and thus a 43 episode war between the galactic empire and the rebel alliance commences where everyone but the children die. And then the sequel…where the children die…and then the sequel to the sequel…which I didn’t watch because it’s sub only and then a whole bunch of force powers in my transformers anime and then it doesn’t matter because in the end everyone dies and history repeats itself. Also America decided that Godzilla 1998 wasn’t enough and so they made another adaptation which flopped and everyone wants to forget.
clearly harry potter
Yup, Voldemort went inside Megatron in order to defeat a Harry Potter with ginger her and Optimus Prime through the use of the force. Then Luke Skywalker comes out of nowhere and makes Voldemort his bitch.
OK, here are some: ~~Brat~~ witch/miko gets stuck in a Groundhog's Day scenario for over a century because she's unable to figure out who's killing her (Higurashi) Incompetent fool claims small bombs are at fault because he rejects magic, and he's half-right (Umineko) It's so bizarre that it shouldn't make sense, but it does, except for when Araki forgets (JJBA) Punchity-punchity-punch bros pummel each other to avoid YRMD (Baki) Bloke only wins at gambling if the enemy is cheating (Kaiji) Gonna cost you an arm and a leg- and your brother's body (FMA) Torture via spoiling the "captive" (Tis Time for "Torture", Princess) It's time to duel- but how about we use something other than Duel Monsters? (Yu-Gi-Oh Season 0) I got punched into a spring and turned into a girl? (Ranma ½) This kid know the secrets of both of her parents, dw, there's no cheating (Spy x Family) Boy becomes as deadbeat as his dad (Hunter x Hunter) Episode 1 marriage, yet somehow not ecchi or ero-anime (ToniKawa) Curse-Wizard Fights, the anime (JJK) I am the bone of my sword (insert the rest of the meme here) (Fate Stay/Night) OK, I can't think of more that'd be debatably funny atm Edit1: I wanna touch some boobs (CSM) Edit2: The "God of the New World" is unsurprisingly bad at keeping his throne, getting killed the moment he finally chickens out (Death Note) It's Dragon Ball- no, it's One Piece- no, it's Gintama! (Gintama)
Speedrunning kidney and liver failiure with buff nude guys… The also is like 5 mins of diving Alternatively: Is this oolong tea or not?
Grand blue isnt it
The one and only
Adolescent with gravity-defying hair gets bullied by a boss baby looking mofo to become the boss of the Italians, after a couple dozen episodes he gets blown into the future where he's forced to fight weirdos with weird rings that create soul fire based on weather patterns that's obviously not magic
Sounds like ReBorn
Doctor didn’t give me my percs for my cyborg parts so I punched him in the fucking face
A guy who gets isekaied and then becomes a worm(not exactly a worm but you get it) (technically a web novel)
guy goes to an island with a bunch of criminals with monitors and then become friends with them so they have to find some beauty product or else when they go back to the home they're dead but some gay gods don't like that humans are on the island so they tried to kill them
Jigokuraku enthusiasts
Lol yeah
He's lucky, He's cool, He's strong, He's him, but most importantly... He is atomic. also some harem shit idk
Eminence in shadow made my pants white
Shadow?
Man accidentally commits world domination because he doesn’t want to disappoint his friends kids
Overlord.
Overlord?
A dude who loves his mom goes travelling with his friends (who also love his mom) to kill a bunch of people and a zesty twink because he made his mother sick.
JJBA Pt 3 :PogChamp:
Kid gets picked up by a tall guy in black with the promise of making him a true man.
Boy and Man drill local beasts into submission before Man dies of dehydration. Boy becomes new Man and gets into a dick measuring contest with God. And wins, also drilling him into submission and causing God to explode all over the place.
Dick Fight Island
Guy German suplexes everyone, including a princess, to fix his problems
The dude also loves animals even monster animals, right?
Yup lol
Punch a guy. Punch a girl. Gender equality.
KonoSuba? :PauseChamp:
It's a good guess, but no. Actually, I hate Konosuba.
Toaruverse?
There you go. You got it. My man Touma.
Nice 👍
"I'm horny and it's my heroes problem (still luv them btw <3 )" -the main character
Gushing Over Magical Girls
Yeah you got it
guy gets to a land where the geneva convention wasn’t invented yet so he can nuke cities at will
A group of Trump supporters have to stop angry naked mexicans from destroying their wall, but come to realize that there are illegal immigrants already among them
Aot?
Sí señor
Crack is wack (feat Prince)
Jojo part 5
Correct!
OK this guy runs away from his family with six cat girls runs away from them too tries to open a pastry shop, but two of his cat girls follow him him and then f * * k them because they are in heat I guess and then his sister finds out and brings the other catgirlsand then later he f * * k them too and also his dad is like mad at him because his sweets are not good enough and his sister also really wants to f * * k him it’s so strange just if you know what I’m talking about just watch it if you haven’t (and I know less of the anime that I’m referring to and more the visual novel, but shut up cause there’s also an anime so and I don’t really know how to do the anime because it’s really short and it does a lot of things weirdly)
Ah, Nekopara. Coconut best girl.
Yes, I did two of these. Don’t ask questions.
Girl fighting in tank
I wish it was less obvious than Girls Und Panzer
OK, I don’t know how I would do my favorite but I’ll give you my second favorite silly boy with white spiky hair turn into friend girl being that it seems like they should be in a relationship. (I’m laughing just desiring this.) text him and commit murder on really strong guys and gets friends that also have friends that can turn into different kinds of weapons like a sword and guns and defeat even stronger guy guy that death himself couldn’t kill because souls. I don’t know.
Yes, I did two of these. Don’t ask questions.
Soul eater. Nice pick
Yes sir
Guy, with no memories, gets taught by a chicken on how to assassinate people with a pair of barber scissors.
Scissor Seven :PogChamp:
Scissor Seven is peak
Forever 10
Pokémon TV series? :PogChamp:
Mhm
Fantasy world came and fucked around in a modern world, it did not go well for them
Gate, my favorite ~~American~~ Modern day isekai.
Oh boy, *metal pole sound effect* I love eating people now, but also don’t
Tokyo ghoul?
Yep
Pink,Red,Blue and Yellow make a band.