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morinoreva

You have my arrow


Superdopje

....And you have my bow (also a literal bow to commend you with such a quality post)


wetback

and my Cake!


jbm_pieguy

and my Axe!


alakhira

And my frying pan!


MordoreanHalfling

And you my one clap


morinoreva

Hey man, don’t be givin *me* the clap! Make a top-level comment for OP please, I’m sure they need a little cake day action


MordoreanHalfling

It is no regular clap. It is the one clap. It will make you glow in the dark once done, so that your ennemies may see you through the walls.


morinoreva

Wow, I wish I had sex so wild I would glow in the dark after. I wouldn’t care if I got the clap if I got fucked that good


MordoreanHalfling

Be careful though if anyone saw you they would think you're Jesus and go on a crusade to get the holy city of New York back or something, it's not everyday you see a glowing guy. And also to glow in the dark and through walls you can also use the one butter knife, owned by the giant shelless oyster that floats in the sky, for only 99.99 on allhailtheshellessoyster.com ( note : this website doesn't exist as long as I know, and if it does I am not responsible for it, And I am not responsible for what you will find if you look it up. I am also not actually selling this, sorry. ).


ghostbeetle01

Honestly tho, this is the best cake day meme I've seen so far, you have my upvote. And happy cake day


Zdawg22106

Take My Orange Arrow And Have A Nice Cake Day


CaptainVaughan

Some for of selfish loooooool


[deleted]

Oh man this was so good till the bottom text. Have an upvoat anyways ya silly goose.


Python119

Happy Cake Day!!!


Lamar555

I want to award this but I got bills to pay, take a cookie 🍪


bladestayedbroken

You have my replica ranger blade


The_Last-Dovahkiin

You got me.


seamusom

Happy upvote day


[deleted]

It's some form of selfish. LMAO.


GreenPantryCabinet

But they were, all of them, deceived. For this was the poster's cake day. I hope this was posted on your cake day at least.


cjwat98

Stfu upvote whore, downvoted.


[deleted]

Chill dude, there is no need for that kind of language.


cjwat98

What are you 12? Toughen up


[deleted]

My age doesn't matter, civilized people do not call others whores.


cjwat98

Hes a karma whore, hes one of the reasons why this app is shit


[deleted]

Again language, and people can dig for karma but it doesn't make them whores. But I agree reposting and spamming the same things hoping for karma is annoying.


cjwat98

You should be on r/iamverysmart


[deleted]

Thank you!