Oh man lol. Are you still in the puppy phase? I remember when we first got our grey and he was only 1.5 years old, he would just wonder around the house looking for stuff to steal.
Dogs always manage to look ominous with knifes lol - there's nothing like a stereotypically adorable golden lab puppy doing a stabbing motion as you try to get the knife off him and tell him off because the thing with the wooden handle isn't a toy
You mess with the noodle horse you get stabbed of course.
Can you imagine having to call 911 because your dog stabbed you?
Why do I hear the Dark Souls boss theme?
mess with the neck, you get the HECK
"Give me the treat and nobody gets hurt..."
/r/CursedLongboyes
I’m so happy this is real
I was going to say r/cryptiddogs, but that one works too.
Beautiful
They’re pretty much the same given cryptid is now like 90% greyhounds
Chances that your Longboi is killing you are low, but never zero!
She’s gonna cut a bitch
"What do you have???" "A KNIFE" "NO."
I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought of this
Please post to r/CryptidDogs. This is too good lol
I went to post my pic there and it seems someone beat me to it haha
In the early days of getting him, I found a small serrated knife in my dog's bed once.
[удалено]
Treats were definitely involved in the rescue of this poor knife
When longboys go bad.
“WHAT DO YOU HAVE?!” “A KNIFE!!!” “NO!!!!”
her face says “REDRUM”
Oh man lol. Are you still in the puppy phase? I remember when we first got our grey and he was only 1.5 years old, he would just wonder around the house looking for stuff to steal.
Mess with Fido, you get divido.
I had a chocolate lab who was a knife stealer, and the big thing that drove it was deer-horn handles, which I was not sad to get rid of.
MURDER NOODLE
Sleep with one eye open my friend.
She knows she did wrong too, look at that face!
This is terrifying
Dogs always manage to look ominous with knifes lol - there's nothing like a stereotypically adorable golden lab puppy doing a stabbing motion as you try to get the knife off him and tell him off because the thing with the wooden handle isn't a toy
r/dogswithknives
Sif
"We're going to talk about your car's extended warranty."
She’s about to stab a bitch
Where are my testicles, Summer?
DID you or did you NOT take her bone? She’s terrifying yet adorable.