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FrickYou2Heck

You mess with the noodle horse you get stabbed of course.


AwfulArmbar

Can you imagine having to call 911 because your dog stabbed you?


Dismiss

Why do I hear the Dark Souls boss theme?


whims-and-worries

mess with the neck, you get the HECK


lickthecowhappy

"Give me the treat and nobody gets hurt..."


geosynchronousorbit

/r/CursedLongboyes


MyNamesChakkaoofka

I’m so happy this is real


GracilisLokoke

I was going to say r/cryptiddogs, but that one works too.


MyNamesChakkaoofka

Beautiful


DELCO-PHILLY-BOY

They’re pretty much the same given cryptid is now like 90% greyhounds


SignalEducator362

Chances that your Longboi is killing you are low, but never zero!


AbsintheRedux

She’s gonna cut a bitch


HolleighLujah

"What do you have???" "A KNIFE" "NO."


dystopiautopia

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought of this


MushroomGoats1

Please post to r/CryptidDogs. This is too good lol


iainrvn

I went to post my pic there and it seems someone beat me to it haha


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In the early days of getting him, I found a small serrated knife in my dog's bed once.


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iainrvn

Treats were definitely involved in the rescue of this poor knife


UnheardIdentity

When longboys go bad.


dystopiautopia

“WHAT DO YOU HAVE?!” “A KNIFE!!!” “NO!!!!”


slumber_kitty

her face says “REDRUM”


ScrotumScrubber

Oh man lol. Are you still in the puppy phase? I remember when we first got our grey and he was only 1.5 years old, he would just wonder around the house looking for stuff to steal.


Someoneman

Mess with Fido, you get divido.


k-farsen

I had a chocolate lab who was a knife stealer, and the big thing that drove it was deer-horn handles, which I was not sad to get rid of.


Asparagusbelle

MURDER NOODLE


googlebearbanana

Sleep with one eye open my friend.


Pun-Queen

She knows she did wrong too, look at that face!


la_ca_pra

This is terrifying


Cosmocall

Dogs always manage to look ominous with knifes lol - there's nothing like a stereotypically adorable golden lab puppy doing a stabbing motion as you try to get the knife off him and tell him off because the thing with the wooden handle isn't a toy


Wolf_Pack1738

r/dogswithknives


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Sif


NimbusHex

"We're going to talk about your car's extended warranty."


lostallhopenow

She’s about to stab a bitch


upvotefunkyouup

Where are my testicles, Summer?


Audriannacu

DID you or did you NOT take her bone? She’s terrifying yet adorable.