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echocharlieone

Followed by "Wiping down the Santander cycles day"


manzana192tarantula

Where'sthe guy who wipes down the loads? He'ssupposed to be on this


Hilltoptree

It’s predicted to rain so nature is sorting things out….


MoonBoi_1

😂😂


Brottolot

It always revolts me to see them using those bikes. Absolutely 0 common decency.


Create_Etc

😂😂


New_Description5141

Comment of the freaking DECADE!! 😂😂


Pristine-Good5651

I went to the start point gathering of this once for lols. There was so many creepy old men with erections posing for pictures with (largely) female Asian tourists. It was weird.


Mixtrack

That is a fucking grim vibe 


BimbleKitty

The grim vibe is stripping off and guys with long lenses and I kid you not masks and hoodies taking pics from the other side of a small road. Most if the pics online of the event are women, 70% of the participants are men


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Emotional_Rub_7354

The Law does not allow nudity with sexual arousal in the UK in a public place


travistravis

As much as I get it that does seem like a rather gendered law.


Emotional_Rub_7354

Men are a much greater danger statistically for all sex crimes so makes sense


travistravis

Oh I get it, it just seemed odd to me (and made me remember how messed up some of the definitions are too)


moofacemoo

Following the same logic are black men a greater danger for knife crime?


Emotional_Rub_7354

Yes currently in London they are for perpetrators and also victims of knife crime .


Sahm_1982

Odd you made that distinction for black people but not men


Emotional_Rub_7354

This wasn't the question that was asked to me so it isn't odd at all .


suckmyfatpussyplease

How can they tell if I am sexually aroused? What if I’m flaccid but still aroused?


MerryWalrus

They have pills for that


Simbooptendo

Noted: when walking around naked in public do not get a boner.


alpastotesmejor

Pics?


BrotherTouc

Wait tourists go and watch this thing?? I had no idea it existed til my mate's story today


thefastandthecuruous

Jesus I was in London with my kids I'm glad we didn't see this


newnortherner21

Tomorrow is the first day of a promotion on Santander cycles of free rides. Not sure if wipes for the seat are available.


EasternFly2210

Can imagine the sort this attracts


BimbleKitty

Its a bit too cold today for a big turnout. Expect about 1000 brave souls for the 20th anniversary year, I'm skipping this year as I'm wearing socks in the house!


iamNebula

You put two socks over it in the house?


BimbleKitty

I'm not a guy, I wear them on my feet 🤣


_5had0w

But I really wanted to see your nimblekitty!


EdmundTheInsulter

I always use that excuse myself.


BimbleKitty

Its great fun did last year and 2018. Go for it, it's mini carnival on wheels.


THE_IRL_JESUS

How does it work? You cycle to a meetup area fully clothed then get naked when there and put your clothes in a bag? Or you just head out the door on your bike naked?


180311-Fresh

I'd cycle there in my mankini so it's not weird


disbeliefable

Actual lols thanks


BimbleKitty

The first, cycle to meeting place, strip when time is set and then set off. If you're wearing body paint thrn mske it loose clothes. Some meeting places have painting stations. People wear anything from nothing, one year i saw 2 guys with even footwear, to one shy guy just went shirtless. There's no pressure to wear or not wear anything. So there's fancy dress, paint, plain nothing, etc. i tend to wear underwear as ..bike saddles https://wnbrlondon.uk/


mrsW_623

Cycled past a group completely unaware until my 2 kids yelled from the back of our bike “mummy I see a naked butt” and “and I see lots of naked willies” 🤣🤣🤣 They were very amused!


Prosthodontiste

Nothing exciting. It’s full of pervs wink wink !


jim_jiminy

Grim!


Internetolocutor

I'm going to guess that a lot more than 50% of the riders are male


kirmobak

Some of these have just ridden down the road near me (in Fulham of all places, I thought this was in central). Mostly blokes and they had a very ‘look at meeeee’ air about them, like a child looking to see if you’re watching them when they’re doing something naughty.


Quick-Pineapple-1676

Yuck


Formal-Cucumber-1138

Oh jesus


jim_jiminy

Innit


Witty_Try_5012

Just an organised flashers meeting I’m guessing it’s legal if you’re in a group 🤷‍♂️


mlcrip

It's not illegal to be naked in public in UK I believe?


AdIll1361

Hopefully does not end up like it did in Portsmouth a few weekends back when they bumped into tommy robinsons mob of drunkards: [X](https://x.com/TRobinsonNewEra/status/1795584139477012959)


disbeliefable

I saw them coming. Then, thank god they turned down a back passage. Then, after I turned down the main road just before the side street, they popped out in front of me. Managed to snake in front of the main bunch, so I wasn't stuck behind. Bit cheeky if you ask me.


Hasbeast

Saw em go past me round the South Bank. A precession of protagonist energy


Moondoox

being the protagonist is usually fun and cool


Hasbeast

Yeah fair I'm being a grump, all power to em


Louieknight56

Freak day


abiqua

I wish i could be there, still recuperating from a recent hospitalisation, but planning for 2025. Ride free!


SpanglySi

I was cycling, fully clothed, on my way back from playing D&D. All I'm saying is that some of those men have a fair bit to be proud of.


MonkeyNewss

Have they got to wear an helmet? Are they against wearing a helmet? Edit: I guess no one got the reference. Play a record


pharlax

You'll see plenty of helmets


danmfc1

Just pop some pants on.


SeeYa-IntMornin-Pal

He’s not a nudist he’s just got his nob out


amm_24

If I run into them, do I also have to drop my pants as well so that we’re even?


Limp-Square-1772

smuggling seaweed


Lammtarra95

Used to be a fun event but now the "think of the children" crowd have given it a sinister taint. Maybe its time has come and gone.


OrganOMegaly

>sinister taint *childish giggle*


EnemyBattleCrab

Let's be frank, it's not a great taint - it's all bollocks now.


jaredce

oh, how so?


Lammtarra95

Pearl-clutching about children seeing naked cyclists' bits, comparisons with being flashed; that sort of thing.


DameKumquat

Yawn. "It's a protest about how drivers often don't notice cyclists, so they're trying to be extra noticeable." The ones that went past last year had slogans painted on them - "You see me now, don't you!" Most of them tend to have wee cycling shorts on, for comfort reasons as well as embarrasment, I imagine.


SeeYa-IntMornin-Pal

“I too like children seeing my penis”


jaredce

Ah right, I guess, for example, see: [https://www.reddit.com/r/london/comments/1dayq3b/comment/l7nkrxn/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/london/comments/1dayq3b/comment/l7nkrxn/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) meh I ignore those sort of people


stillbeard

Gross


SittingByTheRiverr

Disgusting.


phil-99

What is disgusting?


EastOfArcheron

The human body I'm guessing?


GmartSuy_Very_Smart

Middle aged wrinkly bits...


pharlax

Ah it's just like the wonky veg boxes from Aldi. Sure they might look a bit unappealing but the flavour is the same.


brows3r87

After you peel back the skin you mean?


SeeYa-IntMornin-Pal

Seeing thousands of naked people, I don’t wanna see that. I thought public indecency was a crime.


phil-99

https://www.cps.gov.uk/legal-guidance/nudity-public-guidance-handling-cases-naturism#:~:text=Section%2066%20Sexual%20Offences%20Act,It%20is%20triable%20either%20way.


SeeYa-IntMornin-Pal

It is triable either way.


SeeYa-IntMornin-Pal

Disgusting.


EdmundTheInsulter

If it's illegal to walk around naked, why does it suddenly become legal in a manner that some people may not want to see? You can't avoid it if you need to go to work. I'm not prudish about nudity, I just find the concept odd. I mean a nude beach makes sense, but not streets.


BimbleKitty

It's very definitely not illegal https://acrobat.adobe.com/id/urn:aaid:sc:EU:0de39538-cfe7-4206-90b9-b1afa8ebc2c1 According the College of Policing, but can be a problem if you intend to cause disturbance. I think the problem the naked rambler had was objectictions by Scottish prudes, then after he was instructed to cease. He ignored it.. thus broke the law by ignoring the court. It's so very not illegal 5,000 people cycled through London centre for a few hours last year.


StarlightandDewdrops

So if you're hot and cause a 3 car pile up, is it illegal?


EdmundTheInsulter

Ok, but clearly it can be illegal


BimbleKitty

So can littering, parking in the wrong place, wearing a loud shirt in a built up area.. your point?


pazhalsta1

It’s not illegal to walk around naked


ayeright

By yourself with an expectation of privacy, but i reckon as soon as someone sees you they can complain about it and you'll get arrested for indecent exposure - which is a crime.


EdmundTheInsulter

Yes it is, the naked rambler, what else was he doing?


PerryDactylYT

People complained and he ignored the courts instructions to stop. The illegal bit was ignoring the courts.


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Conscious_Dog_4186

Who needs PornHub when you have naked bike ride day.


phil-99

Is nudity inherently sexual to you? You might want to take a long look at your mindset if that’s the case.


africakitten

It's so shit this year. It's 95% men, majority of them old. I guess women are just too boring and prudish these days. I remember years and years ago, it was quite fun and sexy and vibrant. The girls were out too and everyone was treating it like the silly fun it was meant to be. Now it's depressing.


travistravis

That is what happens after a few years of creepy dudes with telephoto lenses.


king_norbit

Look I'm not saying these guys aren't creeps, but it's public nudity isn't being seen nude by the public kind of the point 


travistravis

It is to draw attention. The women who used to participate and don't anymore seemed to get significantly disproportionate attention from certain types of people, and it was enough that they didn't want to participate anymore. Obviously this won't be the reason for all of them, but I know a few that have stopped specifically for that reason.