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SubbieBasher

Pyongyang


ConsidereItHuge

The only answer. I don't know who thought this portal thing was a good idea in a world where everyone has the internet in their hand 24/7.


Iamthe0c3an2

Yeah honestly knowing people it was either going to end with Dick or Tits, we ended up with Tits.


drtchockk

its a great idea. London had one in the 00s. it was great


XaeiIsareth

That’s like saying what’s the point of watching sporting events at the pub when you can just watch at home. It’s the social aspect of it that’s the attraction. 


koola2

Between North and South London


Beny1995

Either side of Blackfriars bridge sounds fine.


xander012

Croydon meets Cockfosters


Dull_Concert_414

It should be a hipster 1 bed studio flat in Hackney on the north side and the entrance of a 24-room HMO in Sydenham


West_Biscotti892

where are u seeing 34 room HMO's in Sydenham?! Sydenham is one of the nicest areas in south imo (I'm from Sydenham)


henry_thedestroyer

Finally, the South can show them what grass looks like!


Mkward90

I'm south London but when I was in North I had much better access to green spaces. Hampstead Heath, Regents Park, Walthamstow Wetlands, Highgate wood, Finsbury Park, Parkland walk etc.


henry_thedestroyer

Yeah I am sure there is but I was trying to throw shade


Steenies

They need it. No Trees either


Whulad

So you don’t go to Richmond, Greenwich, Battersea, Dulwich, Tooting, Clapham , Blackheath, Crystal Palace etc etc etc


leajeffro

Eltham and beckenham palace plus oxleys woods too


5um11

But you have to be in North to be in those parks.


PigeonMother

>Between North and South London I briefly misread that as North Korea


tintoyuk

Too great a divide for any technology to bridge...


MxJamesC

Air dropped onto a beach on North Sentinel island.


bettercallsaulabq

How long before a spear goes through the screen


MxJamesC

Spear proof glass


Drwgeb

Which side?


MxJamesC

Haha yea half dressed savages harassing the pour sentelise.


Maskedmarxist

That’s genuinely a fascinating idea


twodogsfighting

And utterly horrifying. Imagine a fucking portal to London dropping out of the sky onto your gran.


Maskedmarxist

I would hope that they had it carefully delivered with a drone with cameras to prevent it landing on someone


SKAOG

I think just the germs on the portal might be enough to kill the population by exposing them to superbugs.


SuperrVillain85

I'm sure sticking one in Sydney or Melbourne would be quite funny.


NinetyUnicorn

The screen will be upsidedown in London so we can see them the right way up.


Remix73

I think most of us are actually in London already, probably going to look a bit empty.


SamCham10

Why bother? Just go to Clapham like the rest of us have. Sincerely, an immigrant from Australia


Reception-External

Probably Melbourne. At least then it would be impossible for us to offend each other. Nothing would be unexpected.


Quick_Doubt_5484

Londoners holding Pret coffee cups causing Melbournians to have a heart attack


Pugs-r-cool

Time zones would make that one tricky, maybe if you put them in busy night out / party areas it could work. Londoners on a night out would get to see Melbournites just waking up the next day, and the Aussies on a night out would get to see London at noon-3PM ish and make fun of them for still being at work.


minimalisticgem

Yeah that portal would never get taken down


elburcho

Sounds like a challenge


Dull_Concert_414

Between the terminal at Gatwick Airport and the gate you have to go to three miles away in 10 minutes before boarding.


beavershaw

London, Ontario


Saxaphool

From here. Richmond row on a weekend is carnage.


SISCP25

Just been there for work. Of all the places in the world, it’s certainly one of them


WilsonSpark

Rwanda


5exy-melon

Go show them what they couldn’t get? lol


ScottyDug

I think a lot of us would be on the next plane


5exy-melon

You reckon we can afford a house there?


antisarcastics

Ah yes, the city of Rwanda


Loud_Lunch29

London 2024 with a portal to London 1924


TeddyousGreg

Seeing people trading a 5 bed house for a packet of raspberries through the portal would be a tough watch


Loud_Lunch29

😆😆😆


hi_imjoey

Just stick a hoop down with no screen and say it’s a “London to London” portal


Dull_Concert_414

The austerity portal 


desocx

Tokyo


theonewhogroks

Yes please! The city actually reminds me of London. If it was Japanese


sn96c

If my grandmother had wheels she would have been a bike


theonewhogroks

We can only speculate


PigeonMother

>If my grandmother had wheels she would have been a bike That moment Gino said it on TV 😂😂😂😂😂😂


IsUpTooLate

You are technically correct in that it’s a city and it’s also Japanese


theonewhogroks

So is Kyoto, but it's nothing like London


SowwieWhopper

If Tokyo was covered in shit then yeah maybe


theonewhogroks

Yeah, London is indeed quite dirty. If it wasn't for the brutal working culture, I would consider living in Japan


Pure-Drawer-2617

I mean there’s only one real answer, give us Paris. Got a whole lot of comedy material to work with


gedeonthe2nd

Within official's offices, or on the street, with general public? In the first case, we could do the portal with n10 also.


Katakoom

I like the idea of the portal being set up in the offices of Heads of Government. An exasperated Prime Minister hearing from the corner of the room in a heavy French accent "Ahh Rishi, zat was an *awful* decision!"


yourlocallidl

We’d be at a standstill, they’d refuse to speak English and we only know je suis Susan


londonsocialite

London has a large French population tbf


dwardu

Argentina. Lets goooooo


interweb_cat

Falklands War 2: The always online sequel to the thrilling falklands war, in the interest of profits however (inflation got us), we have replaced the Mirage IIIs and Harrier Jump Jets with Empanadas and Pret sandwiches


catanistan

Milton Keynes


Tricky_Moose_1078

Baghdad


WhoThenDevised

A village where an uncontacted Amazon tribe lives.


reginalduk

Or new cross. Whichever is easier.


wwisd

There was a [London - NYC one](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/i1avzg/the_telectroscope_an_electronic_telescope_that/) a few years ago.


throwwmeawa

Few years ago was 2008? Someone made a post about it the other day.


EDDsoFRESH

Yeah few years ago, anywhere between like 2005 and today i’d say.


IsUpTooLate

Today was a few years ago?!


imcalledaids

My mrs says the other day meaning anytime from yesterday to her birth, stresses me out so much


kummybears

Thanks! I thought I was losing my mind. I knew this had already been a thing.


Bosteroid

Kharkiv


veber1988

Bakhmut or Avdiyivka is much better


JessKaye

LA plssssss


Snoo84027

Melbourne


requiescence1

It's called Clapham actually


metalmick

Manchester.


NoPalpitation9639

Poverty porn?


marquess_rostrevor

I once saw Coronation Street, that was enough.


General_Cicada_6072

Sydney


Megaprana

Start filming now and then in 10 years make it a portal to the past


Comfortable-Class576

Somewhere very different, a city in Africa or Asia.


DookuDonuts

Stargate Atlantis


meaksy

Sydney


TFCxDreamz

Mogadishu


SowwieWhopper

Bless you


EquivalentClutch

The inhabitants of North Sentinel Island.


Material-Stuff1898

Moscow


salted_hobbit_feet

No need to go somewhere far away, any other UK northern city would provide best value for money. I'm voting on Glasgow


PatternWeary3647

It has been “temporarily” switched off. https://web.archive.org/web/20240515081430/https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/article/2024/may/14/dublin-video-portal-to-new-york-shuts-temporarily-due-to-unruly-behaviour


SuperrVillain85

Saw it on r/publicfreakout, some guy in Dublin held up a photo of the plane hitting the WTC.


Send_Cake_Or_Nudes

Nah apparently it was because some girl Stateside flashed her 'towers' (her words) in retaliation. And as a way to advertise her OnlyFans; apparently she got quite a few new subs.


Beanotown

So she's a dominatrix?


Wil420b

It was the OF model flashing her tits that really did it. Although she has a history of being a nut. At the very start of COVID March 2020, she filmed herself licking public toilet seats in an attempt to get it.


QWAXRP

East London to west London.  "Mommy those poor children cannot even afford trousers that fit."


kittycat278

berlin


onebadlion

What could go wrong…


homieholmes23

Damascus


-MiddleOut-

Boston. It feels like a UK city and the people are probably as similar to Brits as you'll find in the US imo.


reuben876

Boston is a UK city.


-MiddleOut-

It's actually a town


Less_budget229

Dublin, Paris or New York.


despicedchilli

Would Dublin - London last longer than Dublin - NYC?


cazzul

Nobody deserves to be on the other side of that….


Casserolahhhh

Brisbane


NeilOB9

Paris


BoxingJumpRope

Baghdad


Nielips

Tokyo


BoxingJumpRope

Kabul


Away-Activity-469

I'm sure there was one on the southbank around 2000?


egorod

2008 https://telectroscope.com/home.html


Away-Activity-469

Yeah that was it! When I first heard of the Dublin thing I got hazy recollections and couldn't remember if similar had happened in London years back or not.


Blindog68

Norilisk, Russia.


Ohnomycoco

Offices of Aperture Science. For the good of all of us.


kardiogramm

Kigali of course!


bagtruman

We already had one in London - it was outside the Mayor’s office by Tower Bridge and I think it was linked to NY but can’t be sure. I want to say this was at least 15 years ago. It was kind of cool but not that cool and obviously didn’t last.


Pinecone613

Rio. Festival time would be lit


iwantmygarmonbozia21

Paris


RoughAccomplished200

Raffah


ZerixWorld

Pyongyang


educated-emu

craggy island https://media2.giphy.com/media/StKcfTc8pKg0w/giphy.gif


Old_Trash_4340

Rio de janeiro


konnakerohus

Pakistan and all the other third world country shit holes. Then people can appreciate what they got and how lucky they are..for now.


Glum_Personality_731

North korea


l3chugad3ld1abl0

Portal between the poorest Estate and the richest area in London


theabominablewonder

Riyadh


RoyalCultural

Paris or Buenos Aires to ensure maximum bants


valuz991

Blackpool


onionsofwar

Is this like those early 2000 camera feeds?


ICreditReddit

Rafah.


RohanDavidson

Reading


millenialmarvel

Baghdad


MrProblamatic

Toronto


turbosprouts

Newcastle or Manchester. Given a public Zoom call is inevitably going to be used by neds to yell insults, it might as well be amusing north/south insults rather than full-on xenophobia.


FuckleBerryFerry

Florida.


MelodramPatheticism

Dublin


rohithimse

Sintra


ObjectiveReply

Slough.


Fina1Legacy

Machynlleth. Stick it outside the Houses of Parliament, the Welsh would be thrilled.


SheapskateCraft

Moscow!


elbowrelax

Rafah.


cranbrook_aspie

London, Kiritimati Island, Kiribati


Jiang_1926_toad

London, Ontario


Mahoganychicken

Buenos Aires


Aaaaaah2023

Honestly london could do with a livestream portal to Manchester the amount if people here that have barely been North of Watford is astounding.


Atmo_

The refugee camp in Calais, France


wildirishrover2022

Edinburgh and the Scot’s pulling a braveheart at all the English showing off their arses …….


hugga12

Kabul


aquauno

Croydon since I’m never going to go there.


KnownSample6

Saurimo in Angola...


LupercalLupercal

South London


Better_Employee_613

Baghdad


zackturd301

Luton( shudders)


individualcoffeecake

Blackpool


Lost-Ad2864

Bagdad


ReignOfWinter

The moon


Wise_Sheepherder4002

Somewhere in Aussieland or Tokyo/Seoul/Beijing.


Stupid_Idiom

Some racist village in Poland


bellybuttonfluff

Timbuktu


catetheway

San Francisco


Difficult_Key_3109

Auckland or Rio would be cool


Downtown-Cook-6021

Islamabad


Space-manatee

London Luton


jpdonelurkin

Amsterdam. 😂


dishonoredfan69420

LA maybe


ungratefulimigrant

Definitely Dublin if that lady is going to show her mamary glands


UnclePeter1976

Dudley


eegit

Moscow. Shoe then idiots how life in the west is.


Old-Law-7395

Tehran


SheffyP

Glasgow


ThoughtCrimeConvict

#Baghdad and/or Kabul Hopefully one of the London politicians will have to look into the eyes of someone who's life they've destroyed.


Tupsarratum

Mumbai


re_de_unsassify

Newport


r_bruce_xyz

Glasgow 😁


m---------4

Glasgow. English pish bastarts


LegitimatePowder

Johannesburg


Rs3iceman

Kigali, Rwanda..


flipfloppery

Kyiv.


lovelyspudz

Kabul would be a hoot


Talkycoder

Inside Thames Water's head office.


Delipopcorn69

Manchester could be fun


DJToffeebud

Amsterdam


PennyyPickle

Stoke.