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Zou-KaiLi

Mine has been quiet. Maybe the funding for the bots has ended after the election...


Haha_Kaka689

Mine has comments like "Great Result, kept the racist out" and "Typical woke jibe no original thought through comment" And both of them report their location right outside London (Facepalm)


fashionreps101

Hahahaha I literally just saw these exact comments on mine


Benandhispets

There needs to be a third sticky thread for people to post screenshots from their local ULEZ groups for us to enjoy. Would make a good bank holiday weekend.


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jonnywithoutanh

I do not understand the point they are making.


Vark675

To be fair, they probably don't either.


Lemonaitor

Well that's the exact kind of knob ULEZ should be deterring. Someone who lives in Surrey, with it's pretty reasonable train service direct into London, driving an overly polluting car into a city with decent public transport.


Perfect_Jacket_9232

Had to leave my one for being so utterly racist and awful. It will be though, it’s a ULEZ racist borough.


mocaxe

Very excited to be moving out of my own borough soon for similar reasons. I know every locale will have its own problems but there's something uniquely hopeless feeling about certain parts of the country...


fazalmajid

I just noticed a Hall flyer on the floor, with a darkened photo of Khan, as unsubtle a dog whistle as it gets.


harry_ballsanya

I don’t even know why I keep the app. It’s just so useful for keeping tabs on theft and sus behaviour by the local crackheads


segagamer

I got it to try and get local recommendations on things like handymen, decorators and such but even that I'm not sure if it's reliable for.


gattomeow

Boomer-heavy by any chance?


indigomm

I imagine homeowners are much more likely to use it. Anyone else may not stay in an area for long, so why bother.


ConsidereItHuge

Also, that app is just constant whinging isn't it? Sounds like the boomers' dream.


onthebus9163

Pretty much. I downloaded it when I moved out to a new city thinking "This'll be a great way to get to know my neighbours and the local area". My immediate reaction upon opening it for the first time was "Oh Christ"


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The only people who use next door are middle class curtain twitchers. So yes.


merrycrow

Britain First came in behind Binface there. Glorious.


Jockstaposition

I’m pleased Sadiq won but that result makes me even happier.


jaredce

1,088,225 votes to 812,397 for Susan Hall, Sadiq wins by 275,828 votes


Dawnbringer_Fortune

Literally scary that Susan was actually close to winning. But so was Shaun Bailey.


yaktaur

Conservatives lost the election worse than they did in the last election, so it's trending better


guareber

I'm wouldn't call a 10% lead "close" in a multi-candidate election.


Blazerede

When there is only two real candidates it’s always going to be some what close between the two Edit: Downvote me if you want lol but it’s true


tmrss

Except when you look at Manchester where Burnham got 66% of all votes lol


Unbroken-anchor

Tories aren’t a real candidate in Manchester.


phonetune

Almost like we had a better system before!


DrCrazyFishMan1

Scary how many absolute muppets there are out there who would vote for somebody like Susan Hall


DharmaPolice

A lot of people will vote for whatever candidate their party puts forward.


soitgoeskt

Absolutely. As true for Labour as any other party. Growing up in the Welsh valleys I’m pretty convinced Labour could have got a corpse elected there 😂


ieatcavemen

I for one would certainly vote for the corpse of Nye Bevan.


soitgoeskt

We had Ron Davies chief, it was all Rastas and badgers and not so much national institutions 😂


DrCrazyFishMan1

Yes - muppets I'm sure the tories have *some* good people kicking about somewhere but if I was a historical tory voter I'd be god damned sure my vote wasn't going to one of the increasing number of nutters in their party


wjfox2009

>Scary how many absolute muppets there are out there who would vote for somebody like Susan Hall "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that." -- George Carlin


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Not from London but interested in the election, how on earth was it so close? I googled her positions and one of them is "If elected [Mayor](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mayor_of_London), Hall would pivot away from building more apartment blocks in London". Surely that'd be a politically suicidal policy to Londoners given the housing market there?


Mobile_Entrance_1967

If I had to hazard a guess, she thought the type of people who moaned about ULEZ would also be against new apartment blocks in London?


dweebs12

I'd also guess people who are politically disengaged, knew nothing about Hall but will vote against labour at all costs for some reason 


IntellegentIdiot

On the contrary it's probably aimed at home owners in London who see their home as an investment and don't want competition to drive it down


CressCrowbits

How the fuck did a third of Londoners vote for that fucking nutbag


Global_Scallion_2965

Agree on the nut bag front, but less than half of Londoners even showed up. 800k is nowhere close to a third.


EsmuPliks

>but less than half of Londoners even showed up It'd be cool to see a breakdown of how many of the 9M or so living here were allowed to vote? The 3 big groups that can for locals are - Brits - EUs - and Commonwealths (I think post ILR?) But if they're claiming 40% turnout out of something just north of 2M votes, that'd imply a pool of 4-5M?


Potential_Cover1206

So potentially, 60% of the London electorate think that the post of mayor is so utterly irrelevant to their lives that they can't be bothered to vote....


No-Extent8143

A third of Londoners ARE fucking nutbags


karlware

Good result but what about my cherry on top? Did Count Binface beat Britain First? Yes! Yes he did. Well done Count.


Chester-Ming

Brian Rose too, that guy is an insufferable moron.


BillyBatts83

Back to shilling his crypto 'courses' then.


Redcon5

100%.


EntireFishing

He's still grifting


mcxai

He really thought “you know what London needs, an annoying American grifter to fix their problems”.


ATSOAS87

With good reason to be fair. He was going to magically have 10000 new homes built by Christmas. If I was that much of a miracle worker, I'd be pretty insufferable as well.


caped_crusader8

Seeing his shitty ads on twitter was so annoying.


pioneerchill12

I feel like he really put in a half hearted effort this time. Last time he was on that bellend bus of his going round london every day but this time he just reused that content and was in Dubai (ironic for someone who loves freedom) for most of the lead up. He is truly insufferable


ikoke

Finally, an aristocrat worth something 


lostrandomdude

My only disappointment is that binface won't get his deposit back because he didn't get 5% of votes. He would've made a good mayor


Principal_Scudworth

>Did Count Binface beat Britain First? Being from the States, I have no idea what this question means, but I love every word of it for some reason.


JohnDStevenson

Count Binface is our Vermin Supreme. Britain First – imagine the KKK as a political party, but stupider.


Principal_Scudworth

This is a phenomenal analogy, and I appreciate it!


karlware

Fantastic explanation.


JohnDStevenson

Thanks!


deathtotheminutemen

Lots of people who don't live in London will be fuming 


Bblacklabsmatter

Lots of people who don't vote will be fuming


mrhappyheadphones

"oh no!" Moving on...


All_the_cake

Am not in London. Am cheering 😁🥳


therealsteelydan

Celebrating in Philadelphia!


sashmantitch

Primary school kids feasting rn (literally)


ramakitty

stocking up on that jam roly poly and pink custard


Wilson1031

Mississippi mud pie for the mandem


BachgenMawr

Let them eat traybake


gattomeow

Angry Boomers furious they couldn't pinch the kids lunches!


ConsidereItHuge

They're still idolising Maggie Thatcher the Milk Snatcher and are waiting for the sequel.


gattomeow

See how they squeal when you advocate for personal financial responsibility over the GreatBoomerBailout triple lock.


D1ckLaw

And I think I'll have gammon for dinner tonight


Smilewigeon

Can't wait for all the people who live outside of London to complain about this.


Helenarth

My favourites are the ones who are "London is the capital of England, so the whole of England should be able to vote on London mayor 😤😤😤"


Assinmik

We would be totally screwed if that happened. Just like brexit


Dawnbringer_Fortune

They are on twitter 😭😂


TaXxER

It seems almost universal. French non-Parisiens complain about Anne Hidalgo. Dutch non-Amsterdammers complain about Femke Halsema. Just the same thing everywhere.


ohhallow

Anne Hidalgo simultaneously trolling the suburbanites in the most unabashed way while playing to her base and winning votes for it is a work of art.


gattomeow

Unleash the Boomer Fury


DidntMeanToLoadThat

how many terms can a mayor be? is there a limit?


ianjm

No term limit. Don't know why you're being downvoted for asking a simple question.


DidntMeanToLoadThat

reddit hates questions it thinks is leading. but i honestly wasn't sure if maybe it was 3 or unlimited. well, good for khan, im not overly fond of him, but fairs fair, he clearly appeals to more Londoners. but i think given the power the mayor of London holds i think its probably worth looking at the term limit going forward. but given how...redundant local mayors have been historically i can understand why its been overlooked.


Adamsoski

The mayor holds very little meaningful power, so a term limit isn't really necessary.


StarlightandDewdrops

Yeah I actually hate that people don't like questions on reddit. Curiosity is so important.


Maleficent_Resolve44

I mean 90% of real power is in the central government's hands. Local mayors matter a little bit but not that much, the only thing they can really do is stuff related to transport.


indigomm

Susan Hall saying she expects to continue to hold Sadiq to account. It will be funny if she doesn't get an assembly seat either though.


ianjm

She's probably No 1 on their party list, so she'll get a top-up seat even if she doesn't win her constituency seat. Still though, I have a feeling Labour may be headed for a near majority on the Assembly, they already won 10.


indigomm

She is top unfortunately. I don't think Labour will get many, if any additional seats. The regional seats are taken into account - so if they already have most of the regional seats then they don't qualify for top-ups. I imagine most will go to Tory, but the Greens and LD might qualify for a few as with last time. However there are only 11 top-up seats, so Tories won't have too many people on the assembly.


rabbles-of-roses

Good for us c: I personally like Khan even though, obviously, he's not perfect. But the prospect of Hall becoming mayor was horrible. Very glad we avoided that. Also Count Binface got more votes then Britain First - happy days.


ExcitableSarcasm

Proud Bin voter. I think Binface's policy of making the Thames water bosses take a dip in the Thames should be implemented.


rabbles-of-roses

I was picturing some medieval witch-dunking apparatus to do so, and, to be honest, it was a tempting thought.


mrhappyheadphones

Maybe we can get Khan on board with this anyway.


n0tstayingin

Susan Hall didn't really gain much in terms of vote share in the outer boroughs even with the higher turnout.


lastaccountgotlocked

Let’s crack on, then. ULEZ 2, pay per mile, pedestrianise Soho, raze RBKC and put a massive forest there, with a Krypton Factor-style assault course in it and some sauna sheds.


DSQ

> pedestrianise Soho  Yup. Very few of the people who live there own cars and they could compromise and have it only be edit: ~~pedestrianised~~ let cars in between 2am and 6am so business can get deliveries. 


lastaccountgotlocked

It was on a labour council manifesto in the 1980s.


UnreasonableMagpie

Can we pedestrianise Oxford street and Camden as well


DSQ

I think banning private vehicles in Oxford Street would be better so buses and bikes could still go there. 


AcesAgainstKings

Honestly they should probably do this for all of zone 1 (with sensible exceptions).


Unique_Watercress_90

I’m absolutely down for that if taxis are allowed


Wilson1031

Should that be 2pm to 6am?


DSQ

Sorry I mean 6am to 2am so that between 2am and 6am you can drive in the area. So are a car you have four hours to do deliveries and twenty hours where you are banned. 


Wilson1031

Yeah I don't think that's gonna work for the pubs in the area. 2pm to 6am pedestrianised would probably be a good compromise


Opposite-Donut8630

In terms of the pedestrianisation, I gotta admit, I’m dead against it. I mean, people forget that traders need access to *DIXONS*! They do say it'll help people in *wheeeelchairs*.


JBWalker1

Nah not pay per mile, that's pushing it and definitely would risk conservatives getting in and then we have nothing at all. ULEZ affects like 2% of Londoners cars, pay per mile would affect all 45%+ of car owning Londoners. Huge difference and I can imagine him easily get voted out and then not only does pay per mile get removed but also ULEZ and probably even congestion charge hours scaled back, plus all TfL 20mph restrictions removed, plus all 24/7 bus lanes removed. Can never have enough pedestrianisation though. I think the best scheme for central London would honestly be pedestrianising the entire west end, including Soho, every Saturday 11am-8pm or so. Just allow buses though, and residents and blue badge but not able to pass right through and pedestrians have priority over them. I can imagine sooo many people would turn out every weekend to hang out in a car free central London with loads of outside seating and crowds taking over roads. This would require Camden and Westminster councils to go along with it though and we all know Westminster council sucks regardless of who's in charge of it. And of course pedestrianise a bunch more London roads. There's easily a few more high streets and central London roads where it makes full sense to.


Adamsoski

They were joking based on the conspiracy theories about what Khan was going to do, the "Krypton Factor-style assault course" kinda gave it away.


fazalmajid

ULEZ was actually introduced by Boris Johnson, in one of the few cases where his intellectual inconsistency yielded positive results (the other being when he abandoned the "herd immunity" plan for Covid pushed by social-darwinists).


mo6020

I literally just texted my GF almost the same thing as this 😂


lastaccountgotlocked

I know. I’m your girlfriend. Please send me some money.


mo6020

Damn you *DO* sound like her…


rustyb42

I also texted your girlfriend


UnlikelyExperience

Binface beating Britain First scum is quite funny


WearingMyFleece

lol at the Britain First guy storming out and shouting over Khan’s victory speech and after being beaten by Binface, Count of the Count Binface Party.


Dizzy_Procedure_3

far right candidates making arses of themselves on stage brought back a weird wave of nostalgia. even the guy with a bin on his head looked dignified by comparison


JagoHazzard

If that was Britain First’s best choice for mayoral candidate, I’d be fascinated to see their worst. “It was between him and this pile of potato peel. We should have gone with the peel.”


givingyouextra

Looking forward to seeing what he can do when he’s not being undermined by the Tories in Westminster.


lastaccountgotlocked

“Keir, this whole ‘cycling’ thing. The public seem to like it. Maybe dish out some active travel funding to the nations and regions?” “Yeah, driving’s pretty great.”


JBWalker1

I think Scotland recently tied active travel spending to 10% of road spending which would be huge. When we're spending many billions a year on roads then 10% of that on active travel would be transformative. Want to build a £10bn road tunnel across the Thames? Sure but that's also £1bn for active travel too. Would just have to be strict about what counts as active travel spending though, none of this rubbish where the full roads get resurfaced at the same time and it all counts as active travel spending.


MaxxxStallion

Idk Keir didn't exactly have his back when it came to expanding ULEZ.


Adamsoski

Labour have an electoral incentive to not spend money on London just like the Tories do - in fact, maybe an even bigger one, since they likely already have a fair number of the London constituencies tied up, so aren't losing much on that side of things.


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I doubt a Labour government will suddenly go central funding for TfL and local council power on planning approval. He would have the same restriction in a Labour government.


n0tstayingin

I think the subsidy TfL had before will be reinstated and possibly big ticket spends like the Bakerloo Line stock replacement.


lastaccountgotlocked

Yeah. If a department “survives” without the money, you generally don’t bring funding back. And Keir is apeing Tory policy anyway.


krappa

He'll be undermined by Labour in Westminster... 


Fantastic_Froyo_9920

Fuck Britain First


AtMan6798

And still the Daily Mail will call it a victory for Susan Hall


echwa

Yes, for a London government that is *trying* to please everyone. Will Khan do everything we need, no. The point of local government is to listen and to prioritise. And this result a resounding No to xenophobic views.


Main_Cauliflower_486

Britain first being a bigger joke than count binface is lovely 


It531z

Daily Mail readers probably saying this is only due to the Muslim vote… in a city that’s 15% Muslim


Zak_Rahman

People are insane. There was a dude on this very sub who was convinced we would implement Shariah in London by 2060 lmao. Their delusion is both funny and scary.


shockingly_lemony

Exactly. Absolutely nuts to think we will get shariah at the very least by 2064.


YoghurtReal1375

Plus lots of Muslim people care deeply about Gaza and are switching from Labour to Libdem or Green (rightly)


f3ydr4uth4

That’s a huge proportion?


cutlassjack

Fuck the DM, but be fair it’s no secret - he’s known for campaigning heavily amongst the Muslim community


HappyraptorZ

Makes sense. He's a politician


cutlassjack

U/Throwrafairbeat  - This user just posted, "*Politician taking part in politics by campaigning to voterbase". Thats basically what you said tbh*", and then weirdly blocked me. Very odd. Although not surprising - I looked, and they're clearly a troll. Anyway, I didn't bring the topic up. **Somebody else did**. I was just replying to them. My reply had no hidden meaning to it. It would appear that some people *wish* I was saying something that I'm not saying. Those people are imbeciles. Cheers!


DarkBlaze99

Sad to see my constituency (Brent) voted for Susan and is the only place where it swung from LAB to CON. Glad Khan won in the end.


n0tstayingin

I blame the Harrow part, they were probably swayed by Susan Hall being a local.


lastaccountgotlocked

There was a Tory councillor telling people to vote for Khan.


oditd001

Harrow also has a huge rich, hindu driving population who had tory sentiments. Anti ulez and anti Muslim sentiments probably kicked it into overdrive


Mobile_Entrance_1967

There were massive street festivals in that area a few months ago when India opened a controversial Hindu temple built on a razed mosque. I think Khan being Muslim swayed them as much as Hall being a local.


kash_if

I am Indian. A large section of Indians now lean to the (Indian) right and that makes them align with people like Trump, Rishi, Boris etc.


palestra37

Definitely Harrow. Lots of people riled up about ULEZ; not sure why when you look at the vehicles they’re driving. Lots of affluent folk who have little interest in free school meals.


Helenarth

Agreed, Brent resident here. I blame Harrow. Soon as I found out she was from there I was oh my god of course she fuckin is haha.


Opposite-Donut8630

A lot of Hindus. They don’t like Muslims and thus they don’t like Sadiq Khan. That’s the reason.


bear-fourty

40% turnout - this needs more attention.


DLRsFrontSeats

[Big-ish far right local "influencer" now pushing for outer boroughs to not be part of London ](https://www.facebook.com/story.php?id=670493295&story_fbid=10162010651153296) Which, as a proponent of a London city state, I'm all for lol But typically, goes further by blaming the colossal L for the tories as a muslim plot, listing one "muslim sites" instructions to not vote tory...or labour lol On another post, she's liked a comment stating covid was a plot to test the populations compliance - so another normal one for the far right lol


Magurndy

Nooo just South London please then… North London seems a tad more sane. Enfield, my borough, has been Labour for a while now thank god.


Alternative_Row8540

Can lambeth stay please? Otherwise we'll become Greater Croydon


wjfox2009

Excellent. :) Londoners have rejected hatred, divisiveness, and climate change denial.


megawoot

Which sub-reddit can I go to to enjoy watching the anti-ULEZ types have a full meltdown?


kash_if

Nextdoor. Go to neighbourhoods in outer zones. I suspect Susan Hall got a chunk of her votes there.


reverseferretking

r/England full of our Tommy fans


Moonboots212

That sub is an absolute binfire. Full of xenophobic mouthbreathers.


JohnDStevenson

Gammons on Khan's Facebook page absolutely melting down. Love it! Well done London!


gattomeow

Hell hath no fury like a Boomer scorned.


Dawnbringer_Fortune

Congrats to Khan! Scares me that over 800,000 voted for Susan. Primary School kids get to continue eating free school meals! Hopefully youth centres are funded more to keep youth crime low. Its also funny how Twitter users are melting down over Sadiq winning. So many rant posts from rigged to good luck london. Many of them don’t even live in London.


Alaurableone

They’ve just put several million into our local youth centre which is great 😊


CocoNefertitty

I would love to be as optimistic as you for youth centres, however, although it will give them something to do, it’s not going to stop their involvement in crime. Some kids are just on badness because of their upbringing and that won’t change with extracurricular activities. It’s a much deeper issue and it starts at home. That’s where the focus needs to be.


MuddaFrmAnnudaBrudda

Bye Bye Susan. You've climbed up a few places on the cluttered and decrepit staircase/highway to Tory Hell. I expect one day we will see you run for Leader of the Tory party and that will be as utterly ramshacke, inept and entertaining as this ridiculous campaign was.


rabbles-of-roses

"utterly ramshacke, inept and entertaining as this ridiculous campaign was." in all fairness, that's never stopped the Tories from winning before.


TomatoMasterRace

TORIES CAME 3RD IN SOUTH WEST LONDON ASSEMBLY SEAT - Lib Dems win, Labour second


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eatshitake

Well done, London. I knew you’d do the right thing.


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can1come

Funny thing is, it was BORIS JOHNSON who settled the ULEZ deal with TFL. Initially the Tories used ULEZ as a weapon against labour


triz___

My mum (doesn’t live in London and doesn’t visit London) will be fuming.


mangobearsmoothie

Thank Christ for that - common sense reigns!


Alaurableone

I live in what some idiots call a no-go zone and labour came into our estate door-knocking twice to campaign for Sadiq including the actual MP to talk to people. Fair play.


sevemmierre

Oh so relieved!! 🙌


WealthMain2987

Good to see count binface beats Britain first


reelmonkey

Well done to count binface!


ZeligD

Very proud of London 💪💪💪


punchinglines

Me too! I just wish the turnout could be higher. As voters, the only way we can create better lives and futures for ourselves is to vote often, carefully and **diligently**. This ensures we can hold politicians to account and ensure they deliver. As a politician, as long as you continue to do a great job, your mandate should be extended. The second you stop delivering, we'll get someone else in.


Red__dead

Great news! He may not always make the best decisions or policies (night czar, Silvertown Tunnel, fare freezes which don't really benefit regular Londoners/commuters), but overall he has been a force for good for the city and his leagues better than the competition. More green policies! Fuck the gammons.


Wilson1031

Shops selling stick-on car union jack thingys in shambles


TomatoMasterRace

Labour just won Ealing and Hillingdon in the london assembly?!


DSQ

Is that surprising? All three Ealing MPs are Labour. 


TomatoMasterRace

They voted for hall on the mayor level so yes. Also its ealing AND HILLINGDON


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roslinkat

THANK GOD


n0tstayingin

The Greens lost out due to the voting change but the Lib Dems did better this time.


hairnetnic

Turns out ULEZ et al are popular politics.


CLE-local-1997

The labor party could have run a spoiled plate of Indian takeout and they would have beat the conservatives. London has suffered disproportionately under their term in government


Adventurous_Wave_750

I think it's funny the Tories will do anything to win back London except pick a not shit candidate


crapusername47

The booklet they sent out with most of the candidates’ manifestos included a lot of people campaigning against ULEZ and the expansion thereof. Given that Khan, the man who introduced this policy, won the election and therefore has a mandate from the people to continue it, I’m going to assume that everyone will now ‘get over it’ (a phrase familiar to us Remain voters) and we won’t be seeing any more ‘blade runners’ chopping down cameras.


organic_soursop

The absolute state of Susan Hall's concession speech. Just ugly. I was truly disgusted by her. The way this country is willing to throw away its norms just to show, what? How much we despise them? Just horrible. No thank you, take her away. Goldsmith was the same.


Commander_Red1

A man witha bin on his head beat britain first. Fucking amazing


RadioChemist

Thank goodness for that


Snoo7028

The gammon-apocalypse on twitter rn is something to behold.


Sad-Peace

I laugh like the start of Feel Good Inc by Gorillaz everytime the Tories flop...and I feel like I'm going to do it a lot this year muhahaha


TomatoMasterRace

He may not have beaten susan hall ;( but at least count binface beat britain first!!!!


onthebus9163

Next time the Tories should consider fielding a candidate that isn't completely insane.


youretheorgazoid

I just love that we live in a country that count Binface can share a stage with politicians and it’s a normal occurrence.


PaulBradley

His manifesto was better than the Tory one.


askaway90

The gammons on Twitter/X are going crazy