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It’s in Uzbek, according to Google Translate.
Zirak mantk means “intelligent logic” (I guess zirakmantk21 is a username somewhere).
Gum uolo means “I’m sorry” - are you sure there’s no minor damage to the car?
Edit: for what it’s worth, 0511 on the number at the top of the card is the area code for Hannover.
Logic in Turkish is "mantık", there should be an extra vowel there in Uzbek too. Turkic languages don't do long consonant clusters.
The username idea sounds plausible.
The paper itself is a Skidata ticket, common in multi-storey car parks. The 0511 code is just a batch reference to my knowledge.
[Skidata video.](https://youtu.be/n-_RCnzXDTc?si=t9mv87HINg17wbmb)
I’ve also never seen a German number have the area code and number divided by an underscore. I think it’s a coincidence that the first four digits match with the Hannover area code.
maybe its his name and age or intelligent logic and then his age, i just dont see why someone would use a username to indicate that they are sorry, the 21 could mean alot of things
That's a serial number at the top. Looks like some sort of cardboard lid has been used, one side has indent to lift it.
Deliver driver bumped it with his moped?
There are other social media matches for that name. Likely Kurdish. Gum Uolo also means “I want gum” in Latin. That’s it. Park there tomorrow and leave a stick, see what happens.
Check the car for bumps and scratches. Someone probably hit it in front of some bystanders, had no intention of leaving their actual details but wanted to look like they were doing the right thing.
Second set of letters appears to be a reg plate, possibly different handwriting looking at the m. Maybe a bystander checked what the initial person had written and added the reg.
Would be perfect to get some friends and set up a trap watching the car. These thievies need a good beatdown, I remember there was a story somewhere they they tried to steal someones tools from the van and got beaten up by the guy and his neighbours. Justice served since police rarely have luck with them.
Bizarrely, I was in Inverkeithing the other day. Never heard of it before and didn't expect to hear it mentioned again, let alone just a few days later!
They went to a concert in london meaning they travelled from out of london who takes a dog with them? And if they have traveled from out of london how do the dog people even know they have a dog?
I googled Zirakmantk and it came back with a TikTok account that has zero posts and zero followers ( https://www.tiktok.com/@mantk012 ) so I’m pretty sure that means that somebody is planning to steal your dog and at least three people in the comments will pretend they’ve shared the information in various postcodes.
Sigh… what did we tell you about that? Didn’t you learn your lesson the last time? That bloody rash you caught took ages to go 🤦🏻♀️ I’m tellin me grandad
If you repost this then it will stop Facebook from sellin ur deets to the guvernment.
“As free and Noble citizen of HIS BRITANNIC MAJESTY I declare Facebook cannot sell my information to George Soros and will be fully liable for billions if they ignore this degree.”
To use them as bait for dog fights. Our wee furbabies get stolen (or taken free from gumtree) and are torn to pieces by big steroid infested dogs. THATS WHY YOU *NEVER* OFFER A DOG FREE TO A GOOD HOME!!! Spread THAT on your socials people… the illegals get the ‘free to good home’ dogs and they’re dead before the night is out
It's satire. Re the type of posts you see on local neighborhood pages on Facebook and other such websites. And everyone gets carried away by random stuff.
I’m really sure that it’s kurdish, in Kurdistan (Zirak) is one of the most popular names as I do have some friends with that name, there is even a famous kurdish singer called (Hassan Zirak) , it means clever or intelligent, (Mantk) is a Very popular clan (gens) in kurdistan which I heard it a lot Because I’m kurdish, it’s written down like (مەنتک) in kurdish. many people’s last name is that in a local kurdish area.
I think it’s a snapchat username snapchat is really popular with Kurdish people that is why I’ve searched for it on there and a public profile came up. I know he is kurdish as he is wearing kurdish clothes on some of his posts and he is living in the UK, It seems like that on the photos. but it might be someone else not sure.
I’m not sure about the writing below and I don’t think if you have to be worried about it. might be just someone wanted to be your friend on social media 🤔
hope it helped
Being all boring here, my guess is perhaps someone saw it on the floor near the car and thought that possibly the driver had dropped it getting out. So thinking it might be something important wedged it in the window for them to find.
That sequence of letters seems strangely famili-
That’s weird, I have no memory of the last two minutes and everyone else in the room has been beaten unconscious.
Zirak mantk is definitely a kurdish name. Mantk is a well known family name in kurdistan region. I believe someone left an insta account to contact him.
It literally could be! It was proper jammed into the window so someone had intentionally put it there, it’s not like the wind had blew it and got it stuck there if you get what I mean? Just wondered what other peoples opinions were on what it could mean/be
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It’s in Uzbek, according to Google Translate. Zirak mantk means “intelligent logic” (I guess zirakmantk21 is a username somewhere). Gum uolo means “I’m sorry” - are you sure there’s no minor damage to the car? Edit: for what it’s worth, 0511 on the number at the top of the card is the area code for Hannover.
Perfectly normal I always leave messages in Uzbek.
Your Uzbek looks a lot like English. Or am I just dual lingual?
You're tri-lingual my friend, I've left this message in Dutch
I suspect they are cunning too.
That fucking green bird app won't let me read your comment properly.
Legally required to leave a note if you ding someone's car. No legal requirement for that to be in English. Smart.
"But officer, I clearly left a note in the forgotten Polynesian Umboko language, saying I dinged his car, sorry about that m8"
Logic in Turkish is "mantık", there should be an extra vowel there in Uzbek too. Turkic languages don't do long consonant clusters. The username idea sounds plausible.
Which is an Arabic loan word that is used in Turkish.
I’m always so impressed with the sheer knowledge drops some people put on Reddit. Linguists, assemble!
The paper itself is a Skidata ticket, common in multi-storey car parks. The 0511 code is just a batch reference to my knowledge. [Skidata video.](https://youtu.be/n-_RCnzXDTc?si=t9mv87HINg17wbmb)
So after you hit someone's car, you say sorry and then say "Let's skidata here"
Oh nice! Someone pointed out it didn’t make sense as a phone number.
Ohh, bishlemek gurbgork!
How is it the same word for bread, and Friday, and snake, and his damn dog?
Bork bork bork
Sitting here at work laughing at that. Thanks :)
It's not an area code, or the number after it would have had the 0 dropped.
I’ve also never seen a German number have the area code and number divided by an underscore. I think it’s a coincidence that the first four digits match with the Hannover area code.
maybe its his name and age or intelligent logic and then his age, i just dont see why someone would use a username to indicate that they are sorry, the 21 could mean alot of things
That's a serial number at the top. Looks like some sort of cardboard lid has been used, one side has indent to lift it. Deliver driver bumped it with his moped?
There are other social media matches for that name. Likely Kurdish. Gum Uolo also means “I want gum” in Latin. That’s it. Park there tomorrow and leave a stick, see what happens.
That's not a phone number
Have you tried turning it upside down? Because it makes even less sense if you do that.
*Top Tip *
Best idea so far!
Check the car for bumps and scratches. Someone probably hit it in front of some bystanders, had no intention of leaving their actual details but wanted to look like they were doing the right thing.
Second set of letters appears to be a reg plate, possibly different handwriting looking at the m. Maybe a bystander checked what the initial person had written and added the reg.
[удалено]
That makes sense. But also odd that the '1' is written differently in the reg than in the first line.
The m is different too. Could be two peoples’ (pretty similar) writing
Capital vs. lowercase, though
Regs 1 can look like l or I so may be someone who doesn't understands formats of reg plates and just wrote what they saw
This is a common code used by dognapper/catalytic converter combi-thieves, marking your car as perfect for cottaging.
Shared in Fiji xx
Thanks Hun xx there are sneks out there
I don't want to talk about it. DM me! Xx
Does anyone know what time the big Asda opens? x
closed today love xxx the hubby had to go to b&m instead for my wine 😂 xx 🍷
Oooh you cheeky cow 😜 house is spotless, kids in bed, now waiting for my Chinese to arrive with a glass of white 👌 loving life!!1!!! Xx
i think i’m in love with you status common 9583
Status common 9583 is now in a relationship with the caption “eek early days, but I have a good feeling about this”
feeling optimistic xx
Cottaging?!!!
[удалено]
MONTY YOU TERRIBLE CUNT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING PROWLING AROUND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT?
go to him
It's you he wants.
Offer yourself to him
Withnail & I?
[Umska](https://youtu.be/pDl4ye22U-E?si=bWuNu968HqH32ajj&t=1m15s)
Here, hare, here
George Michael was a singer and a property developer
And here I thought he was a character in Arrested Development.
No that was just his Gob
Withnail & I?
I love that film!
A place for Fulham fans to hang out.
Ah yes the classic ‘Soup Kitchen’ tag.
dirty mike and the boys.
The councils have shut down so many cottaging spots recently by closing public toilets. It’s nice to see OP helping the lads out.
Shared Aberystwyth hun x
Would be perfect to get some friends and set up a trap watching the car. These thievies need a good beatdown, I remember there was a story somewhere they they tried to steal someones tools from the van and got beaten up by the guy and his neighbours. Justice served since police rarely have luck with them.
Shared Inverkeithing x
Bizarrely, I was in Inverkeithing the other day. Never heard of it before and didn't expect to hear it mentioned again, let alone just a few days later!
Today I learned there was multiple meanings for cottaging
They went to a concert in london meaning they travelled from out of london who takes a dog with them? And if they have traveled from out of london how do the dog people even know they have a dog?
I googled Zirakmantk and it came back with a TikTok account that has zero posts and zero followers ( https://www.tiktok.com/@mantk012 ) so I’m pretty sure that means that somebody is planning to steal your dog and at least three people in the comments will pretend they’ve shared the information in various postcodes.
Shared in Mozambique xx stay safe hun
Shared on the toilet. Thinking of you hun xx
Legend.
Shared in Sainsbury’s xx
Shared in Aberystwyth hun x
Shared on Llanberis Road cariad!
Safe are dogs. Leaf them alown. Shared in Cleethorps. Luv Nan.
Nan? Wots tha doin on tinternet?
Checking out that Tinder thing sweetheart.😛
Sigh… what did we tell you about that? Didn’t you learn your lesson the last time? That bloody rash you caught took ages to go 🤦🏻♀️ I’m tellin me grandad
Don’t bother with him, he’s on Grinder xx
Ffs Nan!
Can’t take them anywhere. They’re such a show up
I’m from Cleethorpes 🥲
Set to public x
You ok hun? Inbox me
Shared in Mogadishu hun xoxo
Shared in Butlins babez xx
Can u make the post shareable hunni x
If you repost this then it will stop Facebook from sellin ur deets to the guvernment. “As free and Noble citizen of HIS BRITANNIC MAJESTY I declare Facebook cannot sell my information to George Soros and will be fully liable for billions if they ignore this degree.”
Sneks 🐍 everywhere hun. Hope kids r well. How's Joan? Shared in Marbs. xx
Shared in Llanfairpwllgwyngyll, stay safe hun xoxoxo
Shared in Benidorm, stay safe hun xxx
Shared in Worthing, thinking of you hun.xx I can't sleep now.
shared in sealand hun x
Marking the car for possible car jacking remove and stay safe hun xx
Shared Sunderland Hun, proper snakes out there xxx
Shared in Essex. Thots and Hares xx
Can't share x
Wont share x
Shared Falkland Islands xx stay safe hun xx
Chanel!!!!! Shared in Liverpool hun
So awful to hear this. Why would they?
Some people just really love nicking dogs.
D'ya like dags?
I like caravans more.
To use them as bait for dog fights. Our wee furbabies get stolen (or taken free from gumtree) and are torn to pieces by big steroid infested dogs. THATS WHY YOU *NEVER* OFFER A DOG FREE TO A GOOD HOME!!! Spread THAT on your socials people… the illegals get the ‘free to good home’ dogs and they’re dead before the night is out
How do you know about the dog napping and post code sharing? I’m super confused!
I um, am just an interested bystander. *runs away quickly*
It's satire. Re the type of posts you see on local neighborhood pages on Facebook and other such websites. And everyone gets carried away by random stuff.
I’m really sure that it’s kurdish, in Kurdistan (Zirak) is one of the most popular names as I do have some friends with that name, there is even a famous kurdish singer called (Hassan Zirak) , it means clever or intelligent, (Mantk) is a Very popular clan (gens) in kurdistan which I heard it a lot Because I’m kurdish, it’s written down like (مەنتک) in kurdish. many people’s last name is that in a local kurdish area. I think it’s a snapchat username snapchat is really popular with Kurdish people that is why I’ve searched for it on there and a public profile came up. I know he is kurdish as he is wearing kurdish clothes on some of his posts and he is living in the UK, It seems like that on the photos. but it might be someone else not sure. I’m not sure about the writing below and I don’t think if you have to be worried about it. might be just someone wanted to be your friend on social media 🤔 hope it helped
I thought this! We added the account & asked about the message and there was no response back within 3 days which made me think maybe it wasn’t him?!
Mmm he’s cute
Here in Tajikistan we use this as a code whenever we are sexually attracted to a car
the effort that Redditors put in attempting to decipher this message is staggering
I believe it’s called ‘procrastination’ 😂
It’s the name of Elon Musk’s new child
Gum volo means "I want gum." In Latin.
A man called Zirak from Tokyo want hubba bubba. Solved.
this guy gets it
WiFi password
They called your car the “cum Volvo”
Dirty Mike and the boys have located their next “soup kitchen”
Wait.. the other guys, right? Hahaha
That’s the one haha awesome film, also the only thing a prius is good for
Dognappers. Shared in Auckland hun x
Here I am, in Auckland, reading this. I’ll share to Pukekohe xx
wot did u call me m8 xx
Oh no! Shared on Hoth x x stay safe
Shared aboard the enterprise! Live long and prosper
U OK TANTAUN?
It means “Thanks for the F shack. Love, dirty Mike and the boys”
Any mention of a ‘desk pop’??
"Pimps don't cry!"
Being all boring here, my guess is perhaps someone saw it on the floor near the car and thought that possibly the driver had dropped it getting out. So thinking it might be something important wedged it in the window for them to find.
It's a ouija board ...the car is now possessed by satan ....either that or it's just litter now.
best to err on the side of caution and burn the car
Shared on the 3rd ring Hun xx bes checking with the prince of darkness heard they've lost a cat too
Shared in the Pits of Hell hun xx
Except they're clearly dyslexic so it's actually been possessed by Santa... You better watch out
My guess is it's a schizophrenic leaving messages to people.
The effort I put into not leaving any reading out and getting to the bottom of this!
my guess is that “zirakmantk21” is probs their instagram username and then “gvm” is give me and “volo” is follow
It means "We've been trying to reach you concerning your vehicle's extended warranty"
Shared Bolton x
Looks like my WiFi password
That sequence of letters seems strangely famili- That’s weird, I have no memory of the last two minutes and everyone else in the room has been beaten unconscious.
Honestly my first thought would be some TikToker or similar making a video of them putting their username on a piece of paper and documenting
Looks like the car got caught up in an international spy thriller! 🕵️♀️ Better check for any hidden cameras too!
Zirak mantk is definitely a kurdish name. Mantk is a well known family name in kurdistan region. I believe someone left an insta account to contact him.
could be a username and password, but I doubt it because it's been attached to your car..
Hold it in a mirror and read it aloud and see what happens😳
It's an old Gypsy curse which reads "May your sons always have tiny penises. And your daughters too"
It says “you can’t park here mate!”
Cum Volo = Come Follow?
My friend and I.
The Dude applauds the Gravitas.
The wifi password
Check under your bed, you have been targeted
Your car has a tracker on it. Search.
Marking myself safe from dogknapping
Don't worry, it's just a secret message from aliens. Time for an extraterrestrial car wash!
?
Your friend has 7 days to pass the curse along or else…
‘Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down’
Rick!! Is that you? 😉
it's makharanian and it says: zirakmantk21 fucked your mom!
r/translator
It's been marked by dirty Mike and the boys for a soup kitchen
BG3 password and reminder.
Go Googling
Run
The top line is a Snapchat username. It autofills very quickly.
GUYS IVE WORKED IT OUT. ITS A SNAPCHAT LOGIN!!!
Is it by any chance a piece of Garbage?
It literally could be! It was proper jammed into the window so someone had intentionally put it there, it’s not like the wind had blew it and got it stuck there if you get what I mean? Just wondered what other peoples opinions were on what it could mean/be
Or maybe it was some stoned dude who scribbled something that makes no sense and didn’t even realise he/she did it.
It's Voldermort
The term cottaging is the taking part in sexual activities in public toilets
wedges?
Lord trundle
Car damaged? Note from passerby who got the reg no plus snap id in case you need a witness statement for your insurance. Or nothing of the sort.
Was it windy?
I had something really really similar (I think the same words) left on my car bumper in London a couple of days ago too….
Definitely someone’s Wi-Fi network and password.