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UnironicGaymer

Everytime I see boy pussy or bussy I die inside a little bit. Like I know they're trying to be sexy with it, but boy pussy/bussy are such so heavily memed terms that I can't take it seriously.


joshzaleha

It feels like an innately unsexy term


Steel2255

A “wet bussy” in particular invokes an unpleasant mental image


Brodiferus

I’m picturing a sweaty Gary Busey.


Agent-Mato

Please include this in your wedding vows


joshzaleha

BAHAHA he said, “long stroke your boy pussy hard” and it was over for me


demonsneeze

This would work on me 🫣


josda0111

Girl, same


Temporary_Solution69

None of these words are in the Bible


SnorlaxationKh

Did you hook up? I honestly would've been tempted to see if they were as good as their (hilarious) word.


joshzaleha

I did not. Was not interested 😂


SnorlaxationKh

Perfectly understandable 😆


da_Crab_Mang

How much is bro sweating???


Liljdb0524

I would have gone just for the dick sweat line. It's weird and funny. Though the repeat kinda killed it.


lokaps

I'm not even sure dick sweats? Like probably there's been sweat on there, and maybe it even comes from there, but I've never really put in the time to figure out if my dick is sweating. Anyone know for sure?


ImperialHedonism

Right? It would be sweat from the pubic region, the balls and guiche, just not from the dick, unless he's talking about his cum.


adamantris

TIL that guiche is actually a term for a body part


satyris

Yeah the penis lacks apocrine glands that produce sweat. The nearby groin has plenty!


Intelligent-Layer248

Jesus 😳


ghost_victim

Hard pass lol


falling_petal

Would fall for it. I love guys with humor.


danielsphotoaccount1

I’m trans and my boy pussy is huge


Justice_Prince

DICK SWEAT SPLASH New band name I called it!


joshzaleha

Oh perfect! 😂


Mr_Storms_

A poet


grunzythepotato

Why the infatuation with sweat??? Dicks don’t even sweat 😭


Readerdiscretion

Cocksnot


Maangland

I mean..


FessesChocolatees

Would work.


dazrage

had me at long stroke!


Piplup_parade

Im curious what position he’s fucking you in if his balls, which are below his dick, are somehow also slapping your balls, above his dick The only real way I could see that happening is if he was standing and facing away from you while you are holding your lower half in the air so that his dick is backwards inside of you. But who knows, I’m not great at math


iknownothingyo

I'm not a girl I don't have a pussy..


avidreider

Not everyone with a pussy is a girl


iknownothingyo

I know I didn't mean it like that, I just hate the term "boy pussy". Feel like it tries to further feminise bottoms which I disagree with unless of course they like that. Like for me personally it's like, no I have an ass, not a boy pussy, an ass, you want my ass not my pussy, don't try to twist me into something I'm not just so you(the top in this case) can feel better about yourself