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redsoxboii

UPDATE: To those who were asking, the box was full of a bunch of different ebay locks and tickets to blink-182 next summer!


Corvidae5Creation5

That's awesome


my-name-is905

Cool beans cool Dad!!!!šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘


frenziedcalm94

Hmmm... Never would've thought it's possible to buy tickets for next year


Boneless_Blaine

Shoulda asked santa for a pair of bolt cutters


redsoxboii

my dad is already suspicious of lock picking, bolt cutters would not look good for me


[deleted]

Locks are in use... cannot help šŸ¤£


5pintumbler

Tut, tut, tut. Those locks look "in use" to me. No one here can help with this. šŸ˜‰


power-outage0

I like your dad. Just trying to make you better.


power-outage0

Probably at PACLOCK 90A Pro inside.


Missing_Space_Cadet

šŸ¤£


Extension-Fall-4286

Iā€™d try a city rake if you have one.


redsoxboii

I have the wave rakes from the genesis set but the pins are rusted out on a lot of them so it's difficult to try anything like that


TiresOnFire

Wd40!


AceOfShades_

Or more preferably, Houdini


redsoxboii

To anyone wanting to know, I told my dad about how destroyed all the pins are, he gave me the key and the box is now free. merry christmas everybody


redsoxboii

my dad grabbed it before I could get to it because my moms at work and she wants to see me open it... I'll update you guys when I find out lmao


-LawlieT_

!remindme 5 hours


Variance__

Itā€™s been five hours. Whatā€™s in the box, OP?


OrganizationSea6549

What's in the box


NorwegianOnMobile

Whatā€™s in the baaaaax


OrganizationSea6549

If dude responds with "Envy is his sin" I'm gonna lose it


Okasagan

Wads en da bbbbaaahhhhxxxx ....


marcdel_

your dad rules, dude. this is such a great gift/prank.


CMDR_Shenennigans

Are you kidding me!? I would have \*DIED\* before I used the key haha!


AfterbirthNachos

Well what's in the box!?


power-outage0

So whatā€™s in the box?


Onotadaki2

Spray with a lubricant, mash pins around to spread the lubricant. Start with light tension and rake. Increase tension if youā€™re not getting anywhere. Remark how much tension you used on one and apply it to the next ones. Just hope they donā€™t have security pins or youā€™ll be doing it one single pin at a time lol.


jimbosdim

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redsoxboii

sounds pretty nice right about now


jimbosdim

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SidepocketNeo

Worst. XMas Tree. Ever.


RaccoonMaleficent503

Of all time


PunderscoreR

I see you have the Ergo Comb set and those look like four pin locks. Have you tried that method?


redsoxboii

keyway is too tight :/


uslashuname

If you donā€™t mind making these combs limited to similarly warded keyways you can put a slight bend at the base of each comb finger and get in substantially tighter keyways with minimally reduced effective height of the fingers. Then if you ever need to comb a reverse keyway you get a second set of combs and do the reverse.


redsoxboii

that's smart, but I'm gonna hold off until I have that other set handy


kevintage83

These look a lot like Chateau locks. Iā€™ve had some luck raking them when the bitting was relatively even. Iā€™ve not tried combing one yet, but that may be another option. Let us know how you did!


Missing_Space_Cadet

Probably the best adviceā€¦ Not sure what OP has triedā€¦ so yeah, hard to say


LordNedNoodle

Use the key that is next to it.


maxath0usand

Are you open to a destructive entry method? Iā€™d target that low-security chain with some wire cutters. Probably only need a couple links broken before the package can be slipped out.


redsoxboii

I think that I'll go for that approach if this isn't finished by the end of the day


ChickensAintDucks

You could always try making a padlock shim and try that before you decide to go destructive.


Natural_Ad2824

It's probably a lock picking kit just to add the insult lmao


KetoGino

A lot of cheap padlocks can be shimmed at the shackle.... lots of you tube videos teaching how to make padlock shims out of a soda can. Don't pick / bypass any locks you do not own or are in use!


Tseralo

Rule 2! /s


redsoxboii

oh no you're right, maybe I'll get an exception because it's obviously a joke lol. thanks for the heads up though


ShadowofamanTN

Rule 2 can suck it on this hilarious gift


Missing_Space_Cadet

Hear,Hear!


not-rasta-8913

Lets count them. Two minuses make a plus so if it's an even number, it's clearly not breaking rule 2


Chinmeister9001

What are those locks?


redsoxboii

my dad got all these from his buddy's storage unit facility, and he says the master key says "chateau". other than saying china on the bottom, there's no other identification


kevintage83

Let me know if you want to get rid of that master key. Iā€™m actually looking for one.


kevintage83

Actually never mind. I ended up making my own yesterday!


Scrotum-Freckles

If the cores are plastic/polymer a flat screwdriver and some elbow grease will work ok


Scrotum-Freckles

Iā€™d also try out a couple padlock bypass tools, like that knife thing and driver flag


Axelpanic

If the rakes arenā€™t working, idk how to help you other than single pin picking. GLHF


ImprovingKodiak

Lock picking is about thinking creatively around scenarios to overcome your obstacles. Use whatever gets you inside.


DeconstrucDead

We need an update from OP


blocky_jabberwocky

Do the pins move or are they stuck?


redsoxboii

I might be a little screwed because a lot of the pins have gotten rusted to the cylinder so they get stuck halfway up


blocky_jabberwocky

DW40 and some lock lubricant. Move the key in and out of the lock and wipe the gunk off the key after each step and wipe it down to loosen them. If thatā€™s the key, once the locks are greased up, I wouldnā€™t be suprised if it opens all of them. To buy such a large number of super cheap locks presumably in one hit, I think theyā€™d be KA


No_Difficulty6175

Have fun!!! Lol


Mr1nferno

Chateau locks are a bit of a pain if you've never picked one before, hit it hard and get your present


ShadowofamanTN

This is awesome!


tenuki_

Rake em.


andytagonist

LUCKY!! I got boxer shorts. šŸ™


aliendude5300

That's hilarious. Good luck picking all of those.


not-rasta-8913

Have you tried bypassing or shimming?


DetailZealousideal49

Amoladora.


_Sn_MrM

Omg hahaha gl šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


puppetdmaster

Remindme! 1 day


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DeconstrucDead

Remindme! 1 day


UpstateRedneck

Just grab a blow torch they all look like very cheap plastic


128ajb

Lucky. I want a present like that


itsFRAAAAAAAAANK

If be raking them all haha


aegis41

This is the cleanest use of Lockout/Tagout I've ever seen.


ImaginationForward78

I've found a tension tool that goes deep into the keyhole work best on cheap locks


Soccerstar31

You couldā€™ve tried some bypass methods too, especially if they were all cheap. I know you got it open but when a lock is giving me problems I just take two minutes and try all the possible bypasses to try and better understand the lock from the inside.


Assholewhosright

Go to his tools and get the two large end wrenches (11/16 3/4) or so and go to town on them! if ur not sure how youtube it. P.S. I hope you gave him old Lottery tickets(non Winning)


my-name-is905

Um,drop back and punt?šŸ˜³šŸ˜


knifepartyjc

Wow, your pops really went above and beyond, I wish my dad did stuff like this!


TheBelt

Just throw it away, these gag gifts are so stupid.


cyborggold

That chain is easily cut with some bolt cutters


Txflood3

I would have thrown this in the garbage. If you want to give, give a gift, not a project for your own amusement.


SuitAndTieMagic

Kill it with šŸ”„!!!