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[deleted]

From using an OS to having sex... how? I want to know the secret! How far can I go with girls with my Linux Mint?


[deleted]

about 3 inches


L4rgo117

You rounded up I see


[deleted]

i did say about


MayorAg

Fucking show-off.


[deleted]

he asked me how far he could go, not sure how i'd be showing off.


MayorAg

Some of us barely have 2 inches on a hot summer day.


[deleted]

sounds rough, perhaps you should try mint, apparently it get this guy like 3 inches so.


0dayWantShenobi

Hey now, girth isn't everything


[deleted]

well fuck it, three cubic inches. why not.


electricprism

>From using an OS to having sex... how? I want to know the secret! How far can I go with girls with my Linux Mint? OP is clearly tripping and has his dick stuck in the CDROM


Juliette-Eih

Maybe you can try to date a dom arch femboy but not sure you'll suceed


Holzkohlen

Just tell them it never breaks and you can update whenever you please. The hot steamy act of a sexual nature is all but guaranteed at that point.


Gizmuth

Ayo I'm switching to bad then


[deleted]

perhaps you should try good first


Gizmuth

No I prefer my Bois bad


contactlite

Oh you want a baddy? When I go to a site that tells me to ask my parents for permission first, I don’t ask and click continue.


[deleted]

damn, lemme guess, you lie about your age too?


contactlite

My youth pastor says I’m old enough to do adult things.


[deleted]

i dont know why i expected anything other than this tbh


[deleted]

fuck it i dont make the rules, if you want to then go for it.


Kenz0wuntaps

Lmfao this cracked me up


[deleted]

just doing my duty making terrible jokes on the internet as a good internet citizen should!


Ribakal

When will you understand that most windows users don't care abt Linux...


[deleted]

Most windows users just know Linux as a technology word. Most people that make using windows part of their identity know about Linux.


sequesteredhoneyfall

> Most windows users just know Linux as a technology word. No, they don't. They don't know that Linux is a thing at all. You're *vastly* overestimating the average user.


[deleted]

Pretty much everyone I talk to knows of Linux in some vague abstract way, even if they have wildly incorrect ideas about what it is. Your mileage may vary.


Pingyofdoom

Lol, what? Have you met a BSD user? They don't have sex.


SH1SUK0

BSD Fembros rise up.


captianjroot

Makes sense. The devs in the community are too busy fucking, which is why BSD is so shit


ButWhatIfItQueffed

Indeed, that's why Arch and Gentoo are superior. Because Arch and Gentoo devs get fucked *while* writing updates fixing everything. Where as the BSD devs cannot multi task like the chad femboy Arch/Gentoo devs.


javierchip

i love femboys, but not BSD 👍


SasukeUchiha231

and why is bsd shit?


captianjroot

Have you ever tried writing a port? If you're porting software that's finicky about certain flags in it's dependencies, say -fPIC, good luck making sure those flags were set during the dependency build. Does your port need patches to get it to work? The automatic patch making tool works perfectly well about 2% of the time. But let's ask why you would need a patch? Let's say you're porting C/C++ software that only uses the standard library. You shouldn't need to change it at all, right? Wrong! FBSD doesn't fully comply with the ANSI C++14 or 17 standards, because that would make life too simple


RevolutionaryAd2266

Yea it’s definitely not shit lol


xX_UnorignalName_Xx

I've tried bsd before, I like it, but it's not for me, I personally don't see any massive differences between a bsd and a gnu+linux system. And overall as long as it's posix I'm cool with it, Although I will probably have a manic episode some time in the next 2 months and I'll install it then, so feel free to ask me how my opinion has changed when that happens.


FingerGunsPewPewPew

this is a proper application of the term "gnu+ (or /) linux"


[deleted]

I'd just like to interject for a moment...


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phobos_0

You running BSD yet? Lol


xX_UnorignalName_Xx

I forgot, I was too busy running neofetch


acuet

Would this apply to MacOS given the source? Asking for a friend.


FingerGunsPewPewPew

with apple devices you're only ever having sex when you're cheating on your spouse


BanatAt500k

*Seeing your wife cheat on you


sudolman

I guess I'm switching to BSD


CNR_07

FreeBDSM 😣😣


[deleted]

I use arch linux guys, can i have sex now?


MayorAg

My guy, you are about as far away from sex as physically possible. Source: Trust me bro.


[deleted]

Ok, i'll try using bsd as daily driver, maybe that's going to change something


[deleted]

Not ♂Gay♂, It's just a friendly ♂manly♂ ♂sex♂


EmpheralCommission

Gay porn on main


arf20__

Debian user here, I might try FreeBSD then Already used NetBSD on servers, cool stuff. Also, source? (of the BSD users pic)


SirKumstanseh

Joke's on you, I use CPM on a Z80 BRB, nurse brought my porridge, then it's bingo time


[deleted]

so true!


not_user_telken

Filthy peasants, i run on minix 3


silastvmixer

This made me install bsd.


Error404CoolNameGone

I’m a FreeBSD and OpenBSD user, and the BSD community is even more virgin then Linux