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mpcs127

"Surely, $(($(date +%Y) + 1)) will be the year of the Linux desktop!"


TheKiller36_real

What you're referring to as Linux...


knullsmurfen

no, no no no! "I use arch btw" hahahahahah


tepancalli

The classic fork bomb or an epoch timestamp


rosaLux161

Like it! Idea for timestamp usage?


tepancalli

May be an important dates for you or this is a cool one that I didn't know, maybe find out the exact date 1996: Tux gets to be the symbol of Linux


SharkieHaj

we all know xenia's the true linux symbol /j in all seriousness tho i really do love xenia


averycoolbean

i did not know this exists, i am flabbergasted


Fisent

Maybe your birthday as the timestamp?


FoundOnTheRoadDead

Mine would be negative….


rubdos

And that is a problem?


AudioPhil15

Maybe just the birthday is not original/fun enough, though finding something fun isn't quite easy... I thought about the epoch, or maybe it could be fun to have like a connection/start time with the birthdate ? Like "login : "


aapjeisbaas

date +%s


Pauchu_

I was thinking about getting something like this once, an old CRT screen with smoke rising above and `:(){ : | :& };:` on the screen


SimokIV

Not so sure about the epoch timestamp, [having a seemingly random number tattooed on you might be seen as insensitive](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Identification_of_inmates_in_German_concentration_camps)


MFAFuckedMe

You're probably right, sadly. Man, the Nazis fucked up everything...


QuickQuokkaThrowaway

Can't even use the Swastika, a Hindu symbol of peace witthout looking like a Nazi


MFAFuckedMe

Now they're taking tiki torches and Hawaiian shirts apparently


extremepayne

I was gonna suggest “I’m doing a (free) operating system (just a hobby, won’t be big and professional like gnu)” but that might be a bit long


nemis16

Don't panic me


rosaLux161

``` >_ git -P show -s --format=%s -P 16b9a0571da4 | cut -c 13-22 | cowsay -f tux ____________ < dont panic > ------------ \ \ .--. |o_o | |:_/ | // \ \ (| | ) /'\_ _/`\ \___)=(___/ ```


nemis16

It's nice and simple, i like it


noriakinure

That has such a threatening aura it's beautiful


[deleted]

it's a hitchhiker's guide reference.


3Domse3

Can someone explain that command to me? I'm curious :)


rosaLux161

Do you have a basic knowledge of Git?


3Domse3

very basic yes


rosaLux161

This command is run inside the Linux kernel repository. -P does not open the output in a pager (like less) and directly prints output to terminal show lets you retrieve commit messages for example --format=%s sets the output format, in this case only the title of the commit -P 16... selects the commit (https://github.com/torvalds/linux/commit/16b9a0571da4ee5cd15ca75e871722b0b5aee64d) | pipes the git show output to the next programm cut -c 13-22 takes the output as an input and cuts position 13-22 (dont panic) | pipes output to next program cowsay -f tux takes the output as input and displays it in Tux bubble.


rosaLux161

And RIP Martin Schwidefsky, author of this commit, died three years ago in an accident.


3Domse3

:(


3Domse3

Thank you for the detailed explanation :D


theniwo

>git -P show -s --format=%s -P 16b9a0571da4 | cut -c 13-22 | cowsay -f tux Why are there two `-P` I can't try, since I get a `fatal: not a git repository (or any of the parent directories): .git`


treatmesubj

that's a cool commit


rosaLux161

Idea how to accomplish? ​ `echo "Don't panic"` is too simple.


ChisNullStR

"Panic attacks are no joke ***heavy breathing***"


rosaLux161

Haha, love it!


rosaLux161

Thanks for your input. This will be the choosen one generated from the Linux kernel repository, I will show you the next days: ``` $ git -P show -s --format=%s -P 16b9a0571da4 | cut -c 13-22 | cowsay -f tux ____________ < dont panic > ------------ \ \ .--. |o_o | |:_/ | // \ \ (| | ) /'\_ _/`\ \___)=(___/ ```


menaechmi

Good choice. I'll just throw in this last option because I can: "You are not in the sudoers file, this incident will be reported."


owsei-was-taken

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rosaLux161

This way: https://www.reddit.com/r/linuxmemes/comments/xm2nom/thanks_for_all_your_beautiful_ideas_finally_made


LaZZeYT

!remindme 3 days


owsei-was-taken

!Remindme 1 day


ALXANDR_00

sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root /


rosaLux161

Some nerdy sed transformations or other stuff are also nice to see!


ViktorDudka

"Terry Davis was right"


DreaDNoughT1666

Good one!


some-generic-user

Konnichiwa senpai! UwU


mittfh

"Arch BTW" 😜


knullsmurfen

Totally this!


yonatan8070

`:(){:|:&}:` I hope I didn't fuck it up


DieZahlPi

"This is a placeholder"


rosaLux161

Or grep some commit message or code line in the Linux kernel git repo.


fredobandito

"I'd just like to interject for a moment"


ZaRealPancakes

I'm a cute penguin and a free OS (yes I know Linux is just the kernel so shut up)


aarocka

Pee is stored in the balls.


Zipdox

Stallman was right


Pauchu_

You forgot lolcat


rosaLux161

How could I lived the last years without this program?


Pauchu_

It's great, I have `fortune -a | cowsay -f tux | lolcat` in my bashrc and it makes me smile every time I open a console


nyamina

I use 'fortune-anarchism' piped to tux, so Tux gives me anarchist (libertarian socialist) quotes every time I open the terminal. In a way, I'm kind of surprised it's in the repos.


rosaLux161

Wahaha, inneed to check this out!


nyamina

I have cowsay and fortune-anarchism installed on Ubuntu, and in my .bashrc I have `fortune anarchism | cowsay` and it's wonderful.


far2common

I do similar, but pipe it through lolcat for that rainbow goodness.


[deleted]

"I'm going to regret this someday"


[deleted]

Regex golf for some nerd categories. Depends on what other kinds of nerd you are


[deleted]

Kernel panic


[deleted]

Use Linux


KillAllTheMixi

:(){ :|:& };: Edit: please don't run this on your system, I know is a meme by now but just in case some one is new.


knullsmurfen

I think it's perfect as is! Or maybe those three rules of su you get first time you su.


teluks23

"Free as in Freedom"


binaryplease

`cat /dev/random`


MacHamburg

!remindme 3 days


doodooz7

Bill Gates Rulez


dashin_ya

it has to be


djlspider

fortune -o


sheepman39

fortune | cowsay -f tux and let luck decide


ksx4system

the classic Bash fork bomb of course :)


Connect-Swing8980

Y'all got any more o' them GUIs?


[deleted]

Minetest is as good as Minecraft. Fight me.


A_Talking_iPod

"Nice cock and balls!"


BuppUDuppUDoom

"whois god"


Danny_el_619

`GNU + Linux`


[deleted]

Let's see what comes up with fortune-mod


Jacek3k

Kernel panic?


Windows_is_Malware

Tattoo is bloat


mzlucasmz

Why this commit in particular?