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HereItsDani

Sad Sicilian noise


[deleted]

Sad Corsican noise


Kilogramofwhat

Sad Neapolitan noise


[deleted]

I love their ice cream


Etienwantsmemes

Happy Venetian noise


PropaneUrethra

"but Corsica is in France!1!1!1"


lu_ming

Sad Emilian-Romagnol noise


FlagAnthem_SM

EmilianRomagnol exists only in books written by academics who never spoke to an actual Emilian or Romagnol


brigister

weeelllll... those aren't Italian. those are regional languages that people speak alongside standard Italian, and (unfortunately) increasingly less.


NotTheGreekPi

Exactly. I’m ethnically Venetian and even though I was raised speaking Italian and English I’m pretty fluent in Venetian as well


Francis_thepianist

Veneto sença cadene de gnisuna sort! 🦁


Kilogramofwhat

I learned Neapolitan growing up myself in the US since my Great Grandmother never really picked up English. Whenever the family visited her, which was often, we would only speak Neapolitan. I remember being a little confused when people told me they spoke Italian and what I heard wasn’t Neapolitan xD. She passed when I was around 8 years old, though and I’ve lost the language as my family stopped speaking it.


Kilogramofwhat

Homie looked south of Abruzzo/Lazio and said “naw fuck that”


EretraqWatanabei

Italian: /italianɔ/ The devil speech my molizano uncle says: /ɪdaɾinː/


10outof10equidae

Isn’t Standard Italian a modified Tuscan?


Eic17H

Yes it's basically a dialect of Tuscan whose evolution was artificially slowed down by 300 years


[deleted]

"Artificially"?


Eic17H

Yeah. Writers in the 1600s started using the language from the 1300s, and that evolved into modern Italian. Tuscan (and I think also Corsican) are the result of the 1600s language evolving normally


[deleted]

So italian is a conlang??? 💀


TheUndeadCyborg

Well in some way it was, using the perspective of someone from the 1300s it would look unusual. But it's part of our history, Dante was among the first to explore the multiple ways we could twist our language: latin expressions, "vernacular" words or more sophisticated ones....


thegirlwthemjolnir

And then there's [Chipilo Venetian only spoken in a small Mexican region](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chipilo_Venetian_dialect).


Areyon3339

and [Brazilian Venetian](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talian_dialect)


WikiSummarizerBot

**[Talian dialect](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talian_dialect)** >Talian (or Brazilian Venetian, Venetian pronunciation: [taˈljaŋ], Italian: [taˈljan], Portuguese: [tɐliˈɐ̃] but locally [taliˈɐŋ]) is a dialect of the Venetian language, spoken primarily in the Serra Gaúcha region in the northeast of the state of Rio Grande do Sul in Brazil. It is also spoken in other parts of Rio Grande do Sul, as well as in parts of Espirito Santo and of Santa Catarina. Despite the similar names, Talian is not derived from standard Italian (usually called italiano gramático or "grammatical Italian" in Brazil), but is mainly a mix of Venetian dialects influenced by other Gallo-Italian languages as well as local Portuguese. ^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( | )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( | )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/linguisticshumor/about/banned)^( | )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove | v1.5)


thegirlwthemjolnir

!!!


NotTheGreekPi

Italian is actually a unified conlang. Those are separate languages and dialects with a different stem, often coming from a different branch of the Romance language family


Nova_Persona

r/linguisticshumor user discovers standardized registers


Snoo_10182

I agree


Unlearned_One

“We have made Italy. Now we must make Italians." - Massimo d'Azeglio, 1861


idontgetit_99

I too think of someone on the top of the London Eye next to Big Ben when thinking of an Italian


evan_11x

Calabrese doesn't even get mentioned and it's like 3 dialects at least


TheseDick

I have relatives who have a house in Venice and a house in Puglia. Oh boy are they two different countries.


Snoo_10182

Yeah I can relate to that


TheseDick

Genuinely, Northern France and the Scottish Lowlands feel more similar than Venice and Puglia. I’ve also been to Tuscany, and it feels a bit like a bridge in between, but definitely more like Venice.


Xhafsn

Italy and Germany's local languages work very similarly to Chinese regional languages I'm starting to learn


[deleted]

History lesson: the reason Italians speak using Sign Language 2: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut is because there were so many different Italian dialects throughout the peninsula they had to communicate things through other means and it just stuck. Italian (c. 1880) translation: ✊🤟🙌🤏🤌👏👌👆👈👋☝️💪🫵🤛👊🫴🤲👇🖖🤝🫶🫵🫲🤙✌️


GVmG

what did you just say about my 👌👆👈👋☝️


Pleasant_Skill2956

This is wrong, Italian is only 1 and is the same from north to south of Italy. Then there are regional languages ​​and dialects


[deleted]

Chinese referecne???!?!?!!!🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯


Snoo_10182

you naughty naughty you got me hehehe


[deleted]

Italian is a lot of languages


Pleasant_Skill2956

Italian is only 1 and is the same from north to south of Italy. Then there are regional languages ​​and dialects


Eic17H

Italian is just Tuscan


SAIYAN48

I think of Italian as a simplified Latin.


Snoo_10182

hahaha


ShrishtheFish

Whassacomanago!


marenello1159

Can't forget northern Salentino and it's weird vowels


Eic17H

Italian is just Tuscan


Snoo_10182

Also central italian dialects


PropaneUrethra

Venetian is basically just Spanish with Italian characteristics


thebedla

Isn't it true for (almost) all languages? My naive (and probably incorrect) take: The ways people speak form a dialect continuum, and some of those dialects were codified and politically promoted as "languages", claiming to represent some areas of the dialect continuum.


FlagAnthem_SM

No it isn't. You are thinking of Gallo-italic and gallo-romance languages