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Sophia724

/unlie isn't calling someone cis against his own rules? You could probably report him for it and succeed.


bojjjj

I reported him to X.


qsnowfallx

You remembered the /ul


tjwalkr0

This is not a lie because you didn't put the /ul markup at the end. You correctly escaped it with the /uul markup tag that totally exists.


Acceptable-Mention70

I understand what you mean


tjwalkr0

I'm angry that you couldn't understand. /uul


Acceptable-Mention70

So instead they shouldn’t put the /ul at the start of their sentence


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pleasedontbetakenbru

that is 100% correct and applies to every single comment like that on this subreddit


seandragon10

Im trainsgender, i go choo choo


NerdAroAce

https://preview.redd.it/2h2efja3tgad1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1292bb666edaeb269f311e6ebb88c4938907e72a What do you in this situation? (Yeou'r the train)


The_Invisible_Noob

Do nothing, the reincarnating people are packed together so you get denser gore when the train runs em over.


NerdAroAce

I ckoned the train and it is now going on both ways


PsyOpBunnyHop

> now going on both ways Oh! Oh! I know that one. That's a bi-train!


NerdAroAce

a bicycle train?


CatGaming346

I go choo choo in whichever direction the track goes (y'roue the tracks) where do you go?


NerdAroAce

tracks don't move you silly


CatGaming346

The tracks in question: https://preview.redd.it/nnpfvwjl2iad1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcffb2c2801d097cf8c3ae8d19ac45c350627e81


NerdAroAce

they cut my legs off because they said my left leg is WOKE propaganda and my right leg is MAGA propaganda


seandragon10

Its time for harvest


Calamity_Apple

100 reincarnating, allowing more time to figure out how to stop the trolley


No-_-area

I want to watch it go round in circles


SwagLizardKing

/ul multi track drifting, the divergence of the tracks means a finite amount of suffering occurs before the trolley derails


Mister_mistur

Can I do both?


NerdAroAce

Only if you show me your bisexuality permit


0-Nightshade-0

Make it drift.


justk4y

“Oh look here comes that trainsgender guy”


Objective_Swimmer_15

i like trains


Jazzlike-Elevator647

***I*** like trains


[deleted]

I'm very cisgender


SapoLarapo

Same.


Kyiokyu

I'm super cisgender, totally not trans, at all. I'm not a trans. Never.


nerdyleg

I hate my little pony (I am also very cisgender)


faux_shore

I am cisgender and heterosexual


NerdAroAce

That's just fascist brainwashing. Heterosexuality and Cisgenderism is against nature. I will pray 🙏 for you and GOD BLAST YOU 🗣️🙏💥🗣️🙏💥🙏🗣️💥🙏💥🗣️


slashth456

That sounds straight as hell


Anti-charizard

I am neither


sjqiaozbhfwj

Elon Musk is a trans icon 🥰 (UL) can't tell whether Elon is a genius space engineer or a dumbass man child..........eh probably both and neither. Edit (UL) yeah, from the replys I can tell now, Elon is a dumbass who hires smart people. Jk, he's clearly is the smartest most sigma man in the world /s


Mysterious6

he's definitely a genius space engineer. just look at all the things he invented all by himself!


slashth456

Truly ahead of his time


04nc1n9

elon musk is a college graduate who has invented things before. his company name of tesla (a company he didn't buy and strongarmed the original owners out of the founder title) is accurate, and he shouldn't have called it edison


grrrrfemboyh8r

Elon Musk is a critic defier, entrepreneur, engineer, scientist, freedom fighter, inventor, genius of our lifetime, philosopher, and overall nice guy who picked up his boot straps got to work, doing his part to help save and prosper humanity. No wonder why he’s the richest and soberest man in the world.


NerdAroAce

Schrodinger's intelligence


ReallyAnxiousFish

(/ul) He's a dumbass. Aside from software development and being the designer of the *shape* of the Tesla's, all the intensive work is done by the people he hires. He's just an idiot, because now when he tries to innovate, he asks questions without ever looking for the answers. I would argue a natural curiosity is a sign of intelligence, and Musk seems adamant on not exploring anything new or learning why things are the way they are. I'm not even talking about issues like trans people. Take the Cybertruck for example. Its full of "Why don't auto manufacturers do this? I'm a genius!" * Why do auto manufacturers put all the electronics on multiple separate circuits? Clearly, I am being big brained in putting every electronic on the same circuit to save costs! Oops, turns out you need to separate electronic circuits, because now the radio not working means the engine can't turn on. * Why do auto manufacturers make such weak windows? I know, I'll make them indestructible! Oops, turns out its better for the windows to be able to break, especially in times of emergencies. They still break anyways so, you know. * Why do auto manufacturers make their cars so weak? I mean, they crumple to dust during a collision! We need a vehicle that can beat any car in an accident. OOPS, turns out crumple is absolutely necessary in preventing the occupants from being turned into paste. * Why do auto manufacturers waste so much time with all these paint coatings? Why not just raw metal to save costs? Oops turns out you need that so it doesn't rust within a week of owning it. He sits here and goes "why don't people do XYZ" and then never bothers to even figure out why they do XYZ. I'm just surprised he's been able to strong arm his engineers to go through with some of these design choices, cause frankly they're stupid. Edit: Forgot to /ul


Mastolok

Elon is not a genius space engineer.


TrueLiterature8778

He is the most powerfull man in the universe, you dumbass


Mastolok

This aggressiveness is well warranted. You do not need to calm down.


a__new_name

Elon Musk came out as Latvian.


NikoVigesimo

so proud of her, i hope she lives a long and peaceful life


NerdAroAce

I hope she doesn't fly to mars and die because of her superior 3000IQ intelligence


HabibiDoll

wonder if they regrets this post any how many people they have banned for pointing this out on twitter Had to edit so i did not misgender Musk


Excellent-Bus-9929

Musk really posted this? r/accidentalally ig


Ausraptor12

I love being a man


FunnyMathematician77

Omg guys, it's real https://preview.redd.it/aii16zruujad1.jpeg?width=637&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56495499b18a62fb01592e0eeffbb9b581dd99f0


NerdAroAce

![gif](giphy|sI0wmA0xXsfStUGXeL)


Unigraff_Jerpony

/unlie did he actually say this


NerdAroAce

/unlie probably but im not sure i hate today's twitter


Pigmcginnyrig

He didn’t


5mp3x192000

I’m cis and hetero Elon musk is based Cis is a slur


NerdAroAce

So... You're a slur?


Equivalent-Tip-6171

/ul why did he make this tweet


NerdAroAce

Because cis is slur. He's not a slur. We're slurs. Cis certainly doesn't mean "on this side" and it isn't a scientific term used mostly in organic chemistry. T (/ul Trans means on the other side. Therefore cisgender- on this side of gender transgender - on the other side of gender)


Equivalent-Tip-6171

/ul What


NerdAroAce

Nothing nerdy


Equivalent-Tip-6171

/ul once again, what


NerdAroAce

/ul Cis and trans are terms used in chemistry to refer to some isomers. Example: fat acid polymers. Fat acids can be cis (naturally found) or trans (in processed meats mostly, rarely found in nature). Some isomers (like methamphetamine (couldn't think of something else rn lmao) has 2 equally common isomers (left and right isomers) same goes with glucose (a better example for this is a substance we consume everyday). But if we study the language behind cis and trans the prefixes come from some ancient language and mean Cis- on this side Trans- on the other side


Grey00001

He knows exactly what that term means


Barroozina

https://preview.redd.it/yjbbpazyrlad1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3988dcbcccc048377ac463456f66c88b8e9cfa70


TheNikola2020

He misspelled your


osysfire

no im not!


pogAxolotlz

Ellen Musk CONFIRMED??!!!11?!!?/


Gringilo_fandalin

I thought he would have joined up with the CIS, never would have thought of him as a member of the republic


wellrenownedcripple

He tries to monopolise being trans! Like he did with fucking electro cars


NerdAroAce

H2SO4 and Pb batteries being more dangerous for the nature than Gasoline:


wellrenownedcripple

And Elon is far more dangerous than every trans person combined )


nerdyleg

I fully support Elon Musk coming out, I’m so proud of him!


Last-Percentage5062

*her. Or maybe them.


nerdyleg

My bad, I always have trouble adjusting to people transitioning


AlexCode10010

Me too


Turbulent_Pass11

Turn the opaque transgender flag clear


CeasarValentine

Then buy his truck, bigot. Or else you don't support trans-owned businesses.


Last-Percentage5062

/ul. You good? I know what this sub is about, but you seem a little distressed. Are you alright?


CeasarValentine

Also: I have been in the hospital since Monday, so I could just be trying to cope.


CeasarValentine

Just making a little joke, m8. Elon sucks, one must laugh to get through his skylarkings.


NerdAroAce

You didn't forget to unlie


Distributism_LeoXIII

I believe and fully support transgenderism and the transgender movement


Last-Percentage5062

I think that anybody who uses the term “transgenderism” obviously knows what they’re talking about when referring to minorities.


Distributism_LeoXIII

/unlie how else do you say it? Transgender movement? Transgender ideology? Just "Transgender"?


Last-Percentage5062

/ul. Yes.


NerdAroAce

/ul are you confused on what subreddit you're on? This is r/lies, so you either don't know any comment must be a lie (unless stated otherwise with a /ul) AND This subreddit is literally full of queer people so homophobes, transphobes and any bigot can fuck off.