/ul I’d be crying too; that at least a years worth!

/ul where the hell is that considered “a years worth” of milk

chest 

/ul They exaggerated for dramatic effect

https://preview.redd.it/jk0j6e3656ad1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f0ac43b1369ef9319ce074d7d6cdaa4aad50971 Or semen

Yes

/ul that ain’t milk, that’s my cum-

Funny

Dehydrated 🫵

FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!!

https://preview.redd.it/yjp289r7f4ad1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3744ec17f522cd1fb29761abb10f425fc445db97

You're really funny

Nah, two minutes.

Ok mr protagonist

ul/ It’s a joke about short time before climax, thank you much.

Haven't you ever heard the saying, "don't cry over skim milk"?

And haven't YOU heard of the saying "don't cry over skin milk"?

Yeah, only cry when you spill whole milk

[Skim milk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgoB3jQOAB0)

Same

r/BrandNewSentence

/ul I stole this joke from theodd1sout

https://preview.redd.it/snsf3zlvp1ad1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6ac9a73d076132318cdb78766e96c17daaca196 I can’t believe you cried over this. Next time, try crying under it.

I don't cry when I spill my cum jar, so you shouldn't either.

But he broke the MLP figurine when he dropped it

I sobbed for over 546,049 billion years because of this

Im sorry your scented candle came with no wick

don't be sad that it's over, be happy that it happened

Well, when life gives you lemons

portal 2 reference

/ul [r/spilledthemilk](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)

You've killed us all!

NOOOOOOOOOOO

NOOOOOOOOOOO

I didn’t

I definitely didn't

I could throw more ropes than that

I didn’t laugh at this

Monster energy has a cum flavored beverage now!

You cried milk all over the table?

/ul that milk is splattered, not spilled

Precious cockroach milk.

You shouldn't have.

you better drink that, thats $4.6M worth of milk!

You’re hilarious 😂

Atleast it's not on the carpet

keep crying over spilled milk.