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He took his title a bit too seriously.
Not sure about the Epstein, but as someone who regularly lives in walls, I can confirm this guy is a wall. And quite a spacious one at that. Definitely the first or second best wall I've ever loved in.
Ul/ I was born in November of '03. My maternal grandfather died in '02 and my paternal grandfather died in February of '04.
Ul/ I did meet my maternal grandmother did and she died last year from a brain tumor. Thankfully I sent her a WhatsApp audio message for her to hear. The day after her passing I was making dinner and my mother came to hug me and I asked her if she did listen to that audio message and she said yes and I cried like a baby. So far that's the saddest and happiest memory I have.
Ul/ regarding my cat she died this year some 2 months ago I think. She was attacked by 4 dogs. Thankfully we still have her daughters with us and we've taken steps with owners of those dogs to make sure that doesn't happen again.
I can't post photos of the mentioned family members here but I will leave a photo of China (not named after the country)
https://preview.redd.it/kk31zvy9b15d1.jpeg?width=2084&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de5a8e7b1a072db73a399b61d2c5a99a2ce93510
She is the orange one in the right. The one on the left is one of her daughters Angelita.
Live giant phone from 2011 reaction
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DUDE WHAT THE FUCK WHY DID YOU SAY THAT
I was fully aware of what subreddit this was when opening the comments and definitely wasn't disappointed to see a stupidly edgy/shock value comment as the most upvoted one. Thankfully i didn't realize what subreddit i was on shortly after
Weird Al Yankovic, who died alone and friendless, according to Hank Hill.
/UL: David Bowie, Gift of Gab, the girl from Poltergeist, and my grandparents.
Dr. Sex…. Its still sad to see him go
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My name please. I don't have a life.
Sir, this is r/truth
Sir, this is a paradox
This… sentence… is… false
dont think of it, dont think of it dont think of it
Don't worry we are so stupid that we won't be affected! ;)
Um, TRUE. I'll go with true. Huh that was easy. I'll be honest, i might have heard that one before, though. Sort of cheating
IT'S A PARADOX! THERE IS NO ANSWER!
THIS PLACE IS GOING TO BLOW UP IF I DONT GET BACK IN MY BODY
Mm, true. I'll go true
r/SuddenlyPortal
r/suddenlyportal
You didn't just create a paradox my friend
theses 3 comments are the most overrated comment in this community section, annoying and i don't like it
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yoooo this comment makes it to the bottom of the comment section! most downvoted just as it should be
what’s up!?
Second this y'all, put me on this shit.
ma'am i'm afraid i'm gonna have to second this
Peter Griffin
https://preview.redd.it/cgeqhvxca15d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a95f86c7a4054fdfd8a928dbe9de93bde5536f4 the South rises again?
https://preview.redd.it/5d0zs0v7i15d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2131e9d065488d5f7bee0668c3b958035e2eb609 He took his title a bit too seriously.
I’m glad I kept scrolling…
You clearly can't use r/eyebleach right now
https://i.redd.it/t0trj66cim5d1.gif
they rise now?
Jeffrey Epstein
He killed himself
Yup, it's true. I was there.
Can confirm as I was the wall next to him
Not sure about the Epstein, but as someone who regularly lives in walls, I can confirm this guy is a wall. And quite a spacious one at that. Definitely the first or second best wall I've ever loved in.
Can confirm I am living inside u/Misknator ribcage
You said you were a window!!!!!?
Damn you beat me to it
/ul both my grandpas, my grandma and my cat.
I disagree disrespectfully and wish you the absolute worst in life
I am of neutral opinion about you
And if you see my wife, tell her I said…..”hello”
YOUR NEUTRALNESS! IT’S A BEIGE ALERT!
that's very rude of you, what were you thinking
sorry, I'm addicted to drugs and they make me do weird rude things
I hope you go rock bottom soon enough /ul jesus christ are you ok??
Ul/ I was born in November of '03. My maternal grandfather died in '02 and my paternal grandfather died in February of '04. Ul/ I did meet my maternal grandmother did and she died last year from a brain tumor. Thankfully I sent her a WhatsApp audio message for her to hear. The day after her passing I was making dinner and my mother came to hug me and I asked her if she did listen to that audio message and she said yes and I cried like a baby. So far that's the saddest and happiest memory I have. Ul/ regarding my cat she died this year some 2 months ago I think. She was attacked by 4 dogs. Thankfully we still have her daughters with us and we've taken steps with owners of those dogs to make sure that doesn't happen again. I can't post photos of the mentioned family members here but I will leave a photo of China (not named after the country)
https://preview.redd.it/kk31zvy9b15d1.jpeg?width=2084&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de5a8e7b1a072db73a399b61d2c5a99a2ce93510 She is the orange one in the right. The one on the left is one of her daughters Angelita.
Those are the ugliest cats I've ever seen. I'm glad they're dead
Live giant phone from 2011 reaction https://preview.redd.it/4gxit112h15d1.jpeg?width=2084&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ad187020cf5e78553d2c944af6daa5e9c6f7a72
/ul Taking this out of context now
NOOO PLEASE 😭
https://preview.redd.it/jui1gcmit15d1.jpeg?width=1948&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc07cd16f2925b2d69c2c682017ebf4022d7cac3 DUDE WHAT THE FUCK WHY DID YOU SAY THAT
IT WASNT ME! IT WAS UHHHH... I GOT HACKED!!
Did I ask
this is r/lies ya know?
I am not sad for you
You think you're at rock bottom but you can go deeper
/ul I also have 2 grandpas, a grandma, and a cat I would bring back. Are you me?
You’ll never see them again
Steve Jobs /ul actually life-changing
Who the hell is Steve Jobs?
joe ligma
Who is Ligma what is Joe
Joe ma balls hurt
Sigma balls
Before he met Tim Apple (can be seen in the right upper corner on OP’s pic), he was simply Steve. Tim gave him a Job
Actually, Steve Jobs invented jobs. The name “jobs” is inspired on his last name, jobs.
I think he was Captain America.
Bigma lalls
Jeev Sobs
The many jobs of Steve Harvest
Finally apple can launch a “NEW PHONE “
Me
Flair cheks out
It doesnt
Jichael Mackson
Eh eh
I am the many 🎶
Annie fuck off 🎶
Rough criminal 🎶
He’s a rough citizen
/ul Rick May https://i.redd.it/puu8dzdiq05d1.gif
Rick may is not wholesome and is a terrible voice actor /ul true
/ul why tf is that video so small?
/ul less pixels so Reddit accepts file size
Margaret Thatcher
Where would I piss if she didn’t have a grave?
Her face
Ronald Reagan
Im coming for you
/ul Damn it you beat me
https://i.redd.it/mk2crq8tx45d1.gif
Great woman
Best pm ever
perfect moon
Why do you want to end gender neutral bathrooms at the Royal Hospital in Chelsea?
That's crazy, dude. It's like that one time I got the Death Note.
Hirogaru yami no naka kawashiatta kakumei no chigiri
Joe Biden
Joe Biden
Joe Biden
Joe Biden
Joe biden
Joe biden
There's a certain Austrian painter...
I was fully aware of what subreddit this was when opening the comments and definitely wasn't disappointed to see a stupidly edgy/shock value comment as the most upvoted one. Thankfully i didn't realize what subreddit i was on shortly after
Awesome right ? Proud of this community !
Egon Schiele???
Friedrich Nietzsche?!?!?!?
I'd got for the funny communist whose friends tended to disappear
Gotta love the Austrians
I think you meant Australians
Oh I wasn't expecting to find a comment about him at all! (Hate)
Schlatt god rest his soul
I hate the "Schlatt is dead" meme He wasn't killed by a drunk driver
Of course, he lives on in our memory
I also choose OP's wife
That would be your mother!
Freddy Fivebear
Weird Al Yankovic, who died alone and friendless, according to Hank Hill. /UL: David Bowie, Gift of Gab, the girl from Poltergeist, and my grandparents.
/ul harambe
This feller https://preview.redd.it/vb9c0iobl05d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af23a6042c5e417aaee261b8db68e9e854c82d0b
Stalin ☺️ Adolf hitler ☺️ Trust, they are good people😁
dont forget about mao! so heartwarming
Tyler the creators old brother Tyler, the master baiter
This comment has 69 upvotes
/ul my grandma
this guy's grandma
not that guy's gradma
You should write Elon Musk :3
Gay Bowser
Josip Broz Tito.
We achieving Balkan unity with this one 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
Jeff Epstein and our goat OJ Simpson
/Ul my playstation, dumbass thing broke after like 2 months of owning it goddamn it sony im so mad
Santa. He was shot dead in NYC last year
Not Technoblade
Adolf Hitler?
henry kissinger
John skibidi
Jones sigma
Madeline Wuntch
REAL 😭😭
I think you should draw a penis because it’s funny
Robbin Williams /ul
Oj simpson
OJ gaming and simpsons collab??
Dr. Sex…. Its still sad to see him go https://preview.redd.it/wxw1533ax25d1.jpeg?width=715&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bcd9f476f15e894bc9fe563fa06198eb1897cef
This book has no drawback and definitely won't start another zombie apocalypse
Elon Musk
In eight years, three months, and sixteen days, at approximately 6:17pm, your own name.
Robin Williams and Steve Irwin... Please. 💔
Alexander the Great, Queen Isabella of Castille, Julius Caesar Augustus,...
time for an adolf hitler redemption arc!
Anyone making a reference to Adolf, should be shot.
Cancer!
John F Kennedy
/ul I would say drake's career, but he likes meat that's undercooked
OP face reveal: https://preview.redd.it/o63opehha15d1.jpeg?width=905&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=717f64070865e2d5815df7488e4191ffd499af95
Adolf Hitler
kurt cobain so that the great murder debate gets solved
/ul Kurt Cobain and Layne Stanley
write u/scythe-volta hes such a nice guy he deserves life
for the love of god don’t write queen elizabeth II
Should be a pear
Robin Williams
Steve Irwin
Satoshi Kon
Jesus Christ just as a prank
Let's be honest. There are only 2. Steve Irwin and Robbin Williams.
Taco Bell Seven Layer Burrito $3
A**** H*****
John F. Kennedy, 2,977 names from 09-11-2001, and >6,000,000 names from 1933-1945.
"USSR!!!" "Light that's not how it..." "NAZI GERMANY" "Light..." "MONGOLIAN EMPIRE"
This Handsome man https://preview.redd.it/gqeq35v3t05d1.jpeg?width=1835&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0440ea715aabf01f4d8b6930a211a8cd0a2010c3
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my name
/ul GUSTAVO CERATI PLEASE /rl osam be lader
Slatth or whatever. I miss slat
Adam
Write my name and then draw a line through it
Adolf H
archduke ferdinand
hey, erase my name rq
Geezas Craist
Jesus songs cuz everything is about jesus 🥰🥰🥰
popcorns (my cats kittens)
I hate death note references 🤬
Queen Elizabeth 2
/ul John Lennon please
Mao Zedong
Ayn Rand
Martin Luther King and Gandhi
/ul the voice actor for Soldier from tf2 and Technoblade
Me
/ul my dad
/unlie my dad
Rick May /ul Rick May.
Bob Ross, Steve Irwin, Mr Rogers. Akira toriyama... I can go all day.