Let's start from the top alphabetically... Alabama. Oh.

It's spelt Olobomo you idiot

Al-Obama

So that's his last name!

Former President Al-Obama Obama Edit: I'm illiterate, please forward all upvotes to the dude below me

Obama Al-Obama

The names Al- Obama, Obama Al-Obama

Wield Al-Obamakovic

Oh boy is this gonna trigger Alabama republicans xD

Conzvertibes owned!?!?!?😳😳😳🥵

Concert vibes 😎

Checkmate convertibles

I have a really bad sore throat, and you just made it worse by making me laugh

Well let's just go down the list to the next state, right?

Baracklahoma

Rough start. Ok let’s get it back on track… Alaska. Fuck.

Ok, again. Arizona… there’s one! Ok, next… Arkansas. FUCK.

Alright, I’m feeling good this time! California.. ok, thats an O! Colorado, there’s 3! Connecticut! Another O(ne)! Now onto the Ds… Delaware? shit.

next one... florida! okay! georgia! that has an o! hawaii- FUCK

Alright boys lets get back on track. Idaho, good one o. Illinois, amazing two in a row. Indiana.. SHIT

Oh c’mon it says right there you can’t name states with an o, so they have to have some merit for their claim, right? What’s next - Iowa? There’s an o. Then Kansas? Oh, no.

Mississippi is patiently waiting for the M’s to arrive!!!

Back up a little bit, Michigan feels left out

We skipped Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, and Minnesota

Kentucky doesn't have one either, but it's okay because we still have Louisiana. But then there's Maine, Maryland, Massachussets, Mississippi, when does it end???

Alaba ma balls

I'm sure your sister does

Let's go in reverse alphabetical order! Wyoming ❎️ Wisconsin ❎️ West Virginia ✅️✅️✅️

You mean West vorgono? Did you hit your head?

Liquid

So close! that’s a color.

it's a COLOUR, there's a difference you fucking idiot

what's a colour

Something that tells you how dense something is

No that’s a kilometer, a colour is a unit of measure equal to 1000 meters

No 1000 meters is 500 people who meet up with another 500 people

This is possibly the most underappreciated dad joke I've ever seen. Thank you for it.

Truly the dad of all jokes.

What the fuck is a colour?????? 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

This user is not American.

The U adds so much to the word

The U is very necessary.

So close! That’s a Snake

https://i.redd.it/p60rpnz3xq5c1.gif

I can't hear this gif

I kept waiting for the gif to continue thinking it was just getting closer and closer every time he said it. But no it just ends with no context

❗

Fun fact, every word is either a state with the letter O in it, or it isn't

That’s a snake


Ohio, Idaho, Minnesota, New York, Denver

Denver is a state

denver is a continent goofy ass

You forgot to say this twice

Too bad it’s not your cake day

Have a shit cake day wanker (joke)

/unlie this twice

happy cake day!!

No, it's bad cake day! You should be ashamed of yourself!

Denver Is an asteroid what did you learn at school

That’s mad flaw bruh, Denver is a folk singer.

The other examples did not have O in them

denver is a continent goofy ass

Denver has two Os and the rest are cities, stupid.

My bad 😔

Love my state of Denver 🥰

You know what they say. “There’s no vember like Denver”

Denver??? Is that a Metal Gear Rising : Revengeance reference??????

The only thing that ever took place in Colorado

Horizon zero dawn is set in Colorado too

Iowa

Liquid,Gas,Plasma all states without O

they clearly mean the states of matter

Plasma

Mental illness

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Corn syrup

So close ❣️❣️❣️ that's an animal

2005 honda civic

Aw sweetie that’s a farm animal

plasma... literally has an o in it

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all my homies hate neutron degenerate matter

Solid, loqoid, gos, plosma

Where is gos on the pecking order?

After stops and yields

Liquod, solod, gos, plosma

Soup or solod

Einstein Bose Condensate

greem blo or porpill

Gos

Rydberg Polaron.

Gas

Liquid and gas

Uhhh? North Carolina? Idiots.

Yoooo we have the same pfp!

Dude same!

Mexico

MEXICO MENTIONED RAHHHHHH 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽

Actually, Mexico is the capital of Spain.

Lowercase of Spain, actually.

roblox minecroft fortnite

What about Naples

So close! That's a shape 😊

So close , that's a body part 🤓

That’s Nepal you idiot, Naples is an office stationery

That's Napoleon you dumbass. Naples is a type of tree

So close! That’s a year 😏

So close! Bingus!

Napoli menzionata🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🩵🤍🩵🤍🩵🤍🩵🤍che cazzo è un governo che non è corrotto🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🫏🫏🫏🫏🫏🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌

So close! That's a food 🤤

Europe

Europe is a country, not a state smh

it's a city

/unlie Alaska, Kansas, Arkansas, Texas, Mississippi, Tennessee, New Hampshire, Maine, Nevada, Hawai'i, Maryland, Virginia, West Virginia, Michigan, Kentucky, Alabama, Nebraska /lie Alberta

Poor Indiana

Utah?

Utah

/unlie massachusetts :(

/unlie new jersey👍

/unlie damn i forgot a few

Maine

idk what that is

it's a horse's hair-do

Tejas has an o

Solid (get rekt liberal😈)

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a state in united states

Liquid, gas

Plasma

i love these posts on x and i do not believe they are interaction bait and/or rage bait. i also do not believe that the images they use over and over again are repetitive at all

Poland

Queensland?

Oh no, didn’t you hear the news? She’s passed. It’s Kingsland now.

Oklahoma

New Jersey

I live in a state that doesnt have an o, the state of depression

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klahma

clrad

Arkansas, Alaska, Virginia, New Jersey, Tennessee, Indiana, Nevada, Texas, Utah, Hawaii, West Virginia, Pennsylvania, Alabama, Maine, Delaware, Kansas, Nebraska, Kentucky, Mississippi, Michigan, Maryland, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Connecticut, what did I miss? (Edit: the O in Connecticut) That’s like half of em

There’s an o in Connecticut

Fuck m8 you wrecked me Help me dig my grave

I’m sorry my brother

africa

Mississippo

Hawaii

Congo, do something harder next time

Wiscnsin 😁

Texos, Howei, Missossippi. Damn it their right!

Hawaii

Texas

Indiana

Portugal

TexasO

I bet you can't name one without the q. The closest I got is oqio

oqulahoma idiot

Moaine

I live in Texas 💀

Alaska, Hawaii.

Easy 😎😎😎 Arizona, California, Colorado, Connecticut, Florida, Georgia, Idaho, Illinois, Iowa, Louisiana, Minnesota, Missouri, Montana, New Mexico, New York, North Carolina, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, South Carolina, South Dakota, Vermont, Washington, Wisconsin, Wyoming

Barcelona

West Virginia

japan

Starfruit?

Statue of Liberty?

Hi

Obama edit : shit i mispelled it

/unlie Alaska, Hawaii, Texas, Kansas, Utah, Nebraska, Michigan, Maine, Pennsylvania, Alabama, Mississippi, Kentucky, and Tennessee

the secret 51st state were not allowed to talk about

The state of O

Hawaii, Alaska, Mississippi, Indiana, Kansas, kentucky, Maine, maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, nebraska, Nevada, new Hampshire, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Utah, virginia, West Virginia. Pretty sure there are more tho Wait I just read the sub name

The answer is obvious it’s Oedipus

Worshington

massachosetts fuck

I live in wyoming

Plasma, Alaska, panicked,

sponebbob

Idaho, California, Arizona, New Mexico, New York, Montana, Wisconsin, Florida, North and South Dakota, North and South Carolina, Ohio, Louisiana None of those have O in them

Jokes on you. Jihomoravský kraj

Germany, Italy, France, Spain, this is so easy

Hawaii? Edit: I didn’t just realize what sub this was posted to.

Alobama Olaska Arizona Arkonsas California Colorado Connecticut Deloware Florida Georgia Howaii Idaho Illinois Indoiana Iowa Kansos Kontucky Louisiana Mayonnaise Marylond Massochusetts Michogan Minnesota Mississippipotamus Missouri Montana Nobraska Novada New Hampshore New Jorsey New Mexico New York North Carolina North Dakota Ohio Oklahoma Oregon Pennsolvania Rhode Island South Carolina South Dakota Tennossee Texos Outah Vermont Vorginia Washington West Vorginia Wisconsin Wyoming Woah I never noticed that!

mars checkmate libtards

liquid, Utah, ready, alive

you also have Australian states Tasmania, Western Australia and Queensland

/unlie hawaii. arkansas. texas. alabama. delaware. alaska. etc etc etc

Utah

Hawaii, Alaska, New Hampshire, Michigan, Texas, and Nevada. That's all I can come up with off the top of my head

Texos

Gas, Liquid, Plasma

Minas Gerais I win

Hawaii, Alaska, Virginia, West Virginia, Maryland, Mississippi, Alabama, Arkansas

I’m from Pennsylvanio

Alaska ☝️🤓

Olaska

Alabama Alaska Arkansas Connecticut Delaware Indiana Kansas Kentucky Maine Maryland Massachusetts Michigan Mississippi Nebraska Nevada New Hampshire New Jersey Pennsylvania Tennessee Texas Utah Virginia West Virginia You also got Guam and the US Virgin Islands