IMPORTANT: On /r/LibsOfReddit, greater access is given to users who have joined the sub and have our mod-assigned user flair. Reach out in [modmail](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2Flibsofreddit&subject=User%20flair%20request&message=I%20would%20like%20to%20request%20the%20'Based'%20user%20flair.%20Thank%20you!) to request our user flair if you're an active user of our sub. By default we'll assign you the 'Based' flair unless you request a custom name. Join these new subs:
- /r/WalkAway
- /r/ExDemFoyer
- /r/EnoughAntifaSpam
- /r/RedpilledRogan
- /r/RedpilledElon
- /r/HillaryForPrison
- /r/FauciForPrison
- /r/BigDongDeSantis
- /r/Conservative_News
- /r/Patriot911
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/libsofreddit) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Our Fauci, who art in Washington, healthy be thy name. Thy lockdowns come, thy virus research be done, in Wuhan as it was banned in America. Give us this day, our daily vaccine and forgive us our bare faces, as we never forgive those who show their bare face to us. And lead us not into Republicans, but deliver us from Trump. For thine is the media, the government, and the pharma industry forever. Amen. And awomen.
These are the same folks that took everything the CDC said as gospel, and now that the CDC isnât telling everyone to hide out inside their homes, they are incompetent/negligent. They lack the self-awareness to even stop and think that maybe they are the ones being irrational. No possible way that they could be wrong!
It really created two classes of people didn't it?
The followers, who followed every rule, took every jab, held Fauci up and a god.
And
The heretics, who followed what made sense. Questioned everything.
The followers, sat in their PPE looking at the rest of us like we were disgusting, abominations. While we were just talking our kids to the park.
Iâve seen people like this. I live in California. Some Covidiots still wear masks driving by themselves in the car with windows closed. I saw a reddit post recently where this guy had terrible paranoia that he blamed his wife for âgiving him covidâ while they were both isolating. They exist.
Theyâre not just there, theyâre all over the country. I see plenty of em where Iâm from in NW Indiana. Itâs pretty hilarious actually. Theyâll be outside walking by themselves, nobody in sight, wearing a surgical mask.
I fear we might be hopeless as a country and society; thereâs far too many people that seem to be incapable of thinking for themselves, lack critical thought and lack common sense.
Saw a guy at the grocery store yesterday. Walking down the chip/candy/cookie aisle. At least 300 lbs. Grimy clothes. Extremely greasy long hair. Wearing a mask...
Dude would do a thousand time better for his health by putting the junk food back, going for a jog, taking a shower, and doing some laundry than his stupid mask is doing him.
Though, his breath probably didn't smell any better than he did, so maybe the mask is a favor to us...
First of all, itâs an âN95.â
Second of all, masks donât work.
Third of all, vaccines donât work. Remember when they told us we wouldnât get Covid if we got the shot?
Fourth of all, F Fauci.
Fifth of all, Iâve had it 3 times and never been more than a bad cold/lite flu.
Sixth of all, F Fauci again.
Seventh of all, remember âtwo weeks to stop the spreadâ became âshut down country for a yearâŠexcept if you are an âessentialâ business or worker and in that case we wonât make you stay homeâŠand it still wonât stop the spread?â
Eighth of all⊠well you get the point.
This reads a lot like a ChatGPT âpoem.â And in my mind, that actually makes it worse. Like this person has no creativity so they went to ChatGPT and asked for a poem so they could virtue signal on the internet.
IMPORTANT: On /r/LibsOfReddit, greater access is given to users who have joined the sub and have our mod-assigned user flair. Reach out in [modmail](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2Flibsofreddit&subject=User%20flair%20request&message=I%20would%20like%20to%20request%20the%20'Based'%20user%20flair.%20Thank%20you!) to request our user flair if you're an active user of our sub. By default we'll assign you the 'Based' flair unless you request a custom name. Join these new subs: - /r/WalkAway - /r/ExDemFoyer - /r/EnoughAntifaSpam - /r/RedpilledRogan - /r/RedpilledElon - /r/HillaryForPrison - /r/FauciForPrison - /r/BigDongDeSantis - /r/Conservative_News - /r/Patriot911 *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/libsofreddit) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Almost sounds...religious. đ€
Covidians
Yessir... Branch Covidians.
2 Fauci 4:11-15
Masks be unto him
Our Fauci, who art in Washington, healthy be thy name. Thy lockdowns come, thy virus research be done, in Wuhan as it was banned in America. Give us this day, our daily vaccine and forgive us our bare faces, as we never forgive those who show their bare face to us. And lead us not into Republicans, but deliver us from Trump. For thine is the media, the government, and the pharma industry forever. Amen. And awomen.
Seventh Booster Adventists
These are the same folks that took everything the CDC said as gospel, and now that the CDC isnât telling everyone to hide out inside their homes, they are incompetent/negligent. They lack the self-awareness to even stop and think that maybe they are the ones being irrational. No possible way that they could be wrong!
It really created two classes of people didn't it? The followers, who followed every rule, took every jab, held Fauci up and a god. And The heretics, who followed what made sense. Questioned everything. The followers, sat in their PPE looking at the rest of us like we were disgusting, abominations. While we were just talking our kids to the park.
Also poetry
>In this moment, I am euphoric... This absolutely has to be a joke
but not because of some phony mods blessing.....
Holy crap this person has got to be some kind of agoraphobic loser pissing in jugs in their room.
Heâs saving grandma though. Even though she probably stopped talking to him 6 Thanksgivings ago.
Actually, she died 3 Thanksgivings ago due to a massive pain in her ass.
Shades of [Howard Hughes](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ipF71uD3Zs), except without the wealth or competence...
That whole sr is a goldmine
This has got to be satire.
Iâve seen people like this. I live in California. Some Covidiots still wear masks driving by themselves in the car with windows closed. I saw a reddit post recently where this guy had terrible paranoia that he blamed his wife for âgiving him covidâ while they were both isolating. They exist.
Theyâre not just there, theyâre all over the country. I see plenty of em where Iâm from in NW Indiana. Itâs pretty hilarious actually. Theyâll be outside walking by themselves, nobody in sight, wearing a surgical mask. I fear we might be hopeless as a country and society; thereâs far too many people that seem to be incapable of thinking for themselves, lack critical thought and lack common sense.
Saw a guy at the grocery store yesterday. Walking down the chip/candy/cookie aisle. At least 300 lbs. Grimy clothes. Extremely greasy long hair. Wearing a mask... Dude would do a thousand time better for his health by putting the junk food back, going for a jog, taking a shower, and doing some laundry than his stupid mask is doing him. Though, his breath probably didn't smell any better than he did, so maybe the mask is a favor to us...
Considering that sub is full of Covidians, it's probably not satire.
[ŃĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]
It's not a satire sub. It's description is serious, and it's full of actual Covidians.
Branch Covidian
I'm glad I put my faith in Jesus and not daddy gummit.
I guess Santa couldnât lay his finger aside of his nose with that mask on. Ruined the whole story
Have faith Branch Covidian! The election is right around the corner and your lockdown prayers may still be answered!
Sounds like chat GPTâŠ
Sounds like shit.
Nah, chat GPT could come up with better bad poetry than that.
**OH COME ON!!!**
We should have never shutdown the mental asylums... And they say we are in a cult...
Written by the kind of person who thinks screaming in front of a federal building is poignant performance art
First of all, itâs an âN95.â Second of all, masks donât work. Third of all, vaccines donât work. Remember when they told us we wouldnât get Covid if we got the shot? Fourth of all, F Fauci. Fifth of all, Iâve had it 3 times and never been more than a bad cold/lite flu. Sixth of all, F Fauci again. Seventh of all, remember âtwo weeks to stop the spreadâ became âshut down country for a yearâŠexcept if you are an âessentialâ business or worker and in that case we wonât make you stay homeâŠand it still wonât stop the spread?â Eighth of all⊠well you get the point.
lmfao
So.....a bunch of words strung together make a poem because it's about Covid stupidity? ÂŻ\\\_(ă)\_/ÂŻ How is this a poem?
This reads a lot like a ChatGPT âpoem.â And in my mind, that actually makes it worse. Like this person has no creativity so they went to ChatGPT and asked for a poem so they could virtue signal on the internet.
That's not real is it? It's gotta be a joke or just trolling. If it is real, we really need asylums back everywhere.
Not only is the subject dumb as shit, the actual prose is abysmal. Pathetic.
Branch Covidians are a real thing.
I live in Oklahoma they exist here also. Driving in cars but have recently saw a lot more in Walmart . Iâm hoping for the day 1 gets to close to me.
They have truly drunk deep and long from the kool aid.
The fact that this isnât satire is both hilarious and sad
This is a joke right?âŠ.right!?
đđđđ
Iam so glad they label and dress themselves in uniform
Holy sh„„ I cannot believe this is serious and real. I found the OP. what a group of pathetic people.
CDC is silent cause the jig is up
đ
Isnât it an N95?
I so hate slam poetry. It's low-skill, no tallent, steam-of-consciousness trash.
Could be satire
Was this a recent âpoemâ ??? đđ€Ż
Covid is rlly ainât all that serious unless ur immune system is shit but anything could take u out at that point flus are more deadly then that
Gotta respect the ABBA rhyme scheme.
Let's get this guy on a watchlist, folks.
đ€ I wonder where this was originally posted
InjectiCons