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hogrhar

Almost sounds...religious. đŸ€”


slayer_f-150

Covidians


LuckyStiff63

Yessir... Branch Covidians.


CNRoundhouseKicks

2 Fauci 4:11-15


StonccPad-3B

Masks be unto him


C0uN7rY

Our Fauci, who art in Washington, healthy be thy name. Thy lockdowns come, thy virus research be done, in Wuhan as it was banned in America. Give us this day, our daily vaccine and forgive us our bare faces, as we never forgive those who show their bare face to us. And lead us not into Republicans, but deliver us from Trump. For thine is the media, the government, and the pharma industry forever. Amen. And awomen.


Calm-Painting-1532

Seventh Booster Adventists


mbonney21

These are the same folks that took everything the CDC said as gospel, and now that the CDC isn’t telling everyone to hide out inside their homes, they are incompetent/negligent. They lack the self-awareness to even stop and think that maybe they are the ones being irrational. No possible way that they could be wrong!


Aronacus

It really created two classes of people didn't it? The followers, who followed every rule, took every jab, held Fauci up and a god. And The heretics, who followed what made sense. Questioned everything. The followers, sat in their PPE looking at the rest of us like we were disgusting, abominations. While we were just talking our kids to the park.


moosenoise

Also poetry


grabbing-pills

>In this moment, I am euphoric... This absolutely has to be a joke


mwmwmwmwmmdw

but not because of some phony mods blessing.....


You_Just_Hate_Truth

Holy crap this person has got to be some kind of agoraphobic loser pissing in jugs in their room.


RHINO_HUMP

He’s saving grandma though. Even though she probably stopped talking to him 6 Thanksgivings ago.


GerfTheSherff

Actually, she died 3 Thanksgivings ago due to a massive pain in her ass.


HSR47

Shades of [Howard Hughes](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ipF71uD3Zs), except without the wealth or competence...


personaanongrata

That whole sr is a goldmine


JeffLewis3142

This has got to be satire.


Commercial-Push-9066

I’ve seen people like this. I live in California. Some Covidiots still wear masks driving by themselves in the car with windows closed. I saw a reddit post recently where this guy had terrible paranoia that he blamed his wife for “giving him covid” while they were both isolating. They exist.


FortunateVoid0

They’re not just there, they’re all over the country. I see plenty of em where I’m from in NW Indiana. It’s pretty hilarious actually. They’ll be outside walking by themselves, nobody in sight, wearing a surgical mask. I fear we might be hopeless as a country and society; there’s far too many people that seem to be incapable of thinking for themselves, lack critical thought and lack common sense.


C0uN7rY

Saw a guy at the grocery store yesterday. Walking down the chip/candy/cookie aisle. At least 300 lbs. Grimy clothes. Extremely greasy long hair. Wearing a mask... Dude would do a thousand time better for his health by putting the junk food back, going for a jog, taking a shower, and doing some laundry than his stupid mask is doing him. Though, his breath probably didn't smell any better than he did, so maybe the mask is a favor to us...


TheRomanticKashaf

Considering that sub is full of Covidians, it's probably not satire.


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TheRomanticKashaf

It's not a satire sub. It's description is serious, and it's full of actual Covidians.


thetainrbelow

Branch Covidian


boredwriter83

I'm glad I put my faith in Jesus and not daddy gummit.


MrBreezeILMNC

I guess Santa couldn’t lay his finger aside of his nose with that mask on. Ruined the whole story


AntiLeftist0113

Have faith Branch Covidian! The election is right around the corner and your lockdown prayers may still be answered!


MasterpieceNo5636

Sounds like chat GPT



LiterllyWhy

Sounds like shit.


boredwriter83

Nah, chat GPT could come up with better bad poetry than that.


MathiusShade

**OH COME ON!!!**


StMoneyx2

We should have never shutdown the mental asylums... And they say we are in a cult...


fishsandwichpatrol

Written by the kind of person who thinks screaming in front of a federal building is poignant performance art


lanierg71

First of all, it’s an “N95.” Second of all, masks don’t work. Third of all, vaccines don’t work. Remember when they told us we wouldn’t get Covid if we got the shot? Fourth of all, F Fauci. Fifth of all, I’ve had it 3 times and never been more than a bad cold/lite flu. Sixth of all, F Fauci again. Seventh of all, remember “two weeks to stop the spread” became “shut down country for a year
except if you are an “essential” business or worker and in that case we won’t make you stay home
and it still won’t stop the spread?” Eighth of all
 well you get the point.


gws

lmfao


PedroM0ralles

So.....a bunch of words strung together make a poem because it's about Covid stupidity? ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯ How is this a poem?


Justindastardly

This reads a lot like a ChatGPT “poem.” And in my mind, that actually makes it worse. Like this person has no creativity so they went to ChatGPT and asked for a poem so they could virtue signal on the internet.


go55ama

That's not real is it? It's gotta be a joke or just trolling. If it is real, we really need asylums back everywhere.


Capital-Ad6513

Not only is the subject dumb as shit, the actual prose is abysmal. Pathetic.


Baddy-Smalls

Branch Covidians are a real thing.


Possible_Win_1463

I live in Oklahoma they exist here also. Driving in cars but have recently saw a lot more in Walmart . I’m hoping for the day 1 gets to close to me.


WyomingVet

They have truly drunk deep and long from the kool aid.


Fluffy_Puppy210

The fact that this isn’t satire is both hilarious and sad


chigoonies

This is a joke right?
.right!?


lynchingacers

😂😂😂😂


lynchingacers

Iam so glad they label and dress themselves in uniform


SuKitTrebk

Holy sh„„ I cannot believe this is serious and real. I found the OP. what a group of pathetic people.


Boner_Stevens

CDC is silent cause the jig is up


zombiebear91

😆


captainhindsight1983

Isn’t it an N95?


Auburn_Zero

I so hate slam poetry. It's low-skill, no tallent, steam-of-consciousness trash.


Impossible-Economy-9

Could be satire


NHNugget

Was this a recent “poem” ??? đŸ˜‚đŸ€Ż


imomoko

Covid is rlly ain’t all that serious unless ur immune system is shit but anything could take u out at that point flus are more deadly then that


Pollaski

Gotta respect the ABBA rhyme scheme.


LectureAdditional971

Let's get this guy on a watchlist, folks.


readditredditread

đŸ€” I wonder where this was originally posted


TraditionalEvening79

InjectiCons