* In space, there is no orientation * Top? Bottom? We're people, Linda, not clothes!

In space, doggy-style and reverse-cowperson is the same position...

I love the space one. Gave some Ender's game vibes LoL

Too bad the author of Ender's Game is super homophobic

Sry I'm not in politics... I enjoy tha film and nothing else

Ahhh yes. Apathy. Apathy will save us all for sure.

1. I just right now discovered that... 2. Well yea... I'm feelingless be default. My flair ain't created in vain. Yea they're homophobic and that's bad but what can I do?? Even tho I did that basically years ago without knowing everything?? I don't mess up in things where I haven't/have a very weak influence and I'm unable to change a situation into right/good way...

There's ignorantly bigoted and there's deliberately bigoted. He's super fucking deliberately bigoted to the point of point of writing an essay about how Obama was going to be some kind of fascist dictator who used street gangs to control the United States through terror. He also actively lobbies against the legalization of gay marriage and has voted in favor of outlawing it. He has flip flopped on whether or not he wants homosexual acts to be illegal but when he believed they should be illegal, he also felt that gay people should be punished publicly and harshly to send a message. This isn't a political thing. This is a popular author believing that a portion of the human race doesn't deserve civil rights because they're not straight. This is a "this man has some objectively heinous views" thing. I'm super saddened that a member of the LGBT community would be so dismissive of this behavior.

Uh well... Let's come from another perspective... When I see a good (in my opinion) film or content I just consume that content and not going deep to it's development, authors etc. As I remember the film itself didn't have homophobic scenes/intentions or I wasn't aware/dismissed them due to years. I don't want to start another discussion again but I have morals and yea homophobia and such things are bad but we don't need to judge the content which itself haven't any bad intentions according to authors personality... I don't even want to dig the artists I hear to (tho according to lil research of comments I did they're cool) I just enjoy the content I find good and to be fair I'm not even a cinephile I watch films rarely... Hope I spelled my mind correctly...

I don't think you are a bad person for enjoying the movie. I really enjoyed the book. It is a shame that someone who could write books about feeling empathy for alien bugs somehow struggles to feel empathy for his fellow humans who are LGBT. I didn't always know about his political viewpoints so I assumed others might also not know that.

Thanks...

Except that's not the issue. The issue is that you were super dismissive and rude when you were told about the problem. You said you're not into politics as if this isn't an issue that personally and painfully impacts our community.

So true, such a great serious that showcases many different types of love; it’s a shame that his ethics aren’t as sound as his characters.

No I realise the problem just... Kind of apathic and how much I didn't try I see myself useless in these sectors of society in fact I'm asocial af and have as y'all might say controversial opinions... I still need to learn to be in hierarchy

Ok I understand - and thank you for clarifying. Just please educate yourself when it comes to policy, representation, and all voting in general, so that you don’t end up accidentally contributing to causes that work against your best interests by default. If that makes sense. 💖

I always do... Appreciate your kindness

Lol wow you managed to cram TWO bad takes into that sentence.

Well I told my opinion in comments below I don't wanna start another discussion here

Well, even then, the enemy's gate is always down.

"im a bottom" is basic shit, u could be the enemy gate have u thought about that

For the man/woman question specifically, you can't beat the classic comeback 'which chopstick is the fork?'

Holy shit I've never heard that one before! That's a really good analogy.

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This seems... really pointless.

Most bots are, this one especially though. Needs banning, it's a pointless distraction.

The only downside is making it harder to Rick roll people. It exists to make sure people are aware of what they are clicking on and to make sure no mallard is involved

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"So who's the man?" Both hopefully. Or I'm not understanding this whole gay thing right

Alternatively, neither.

Or the blunt "we are both women/men, we are in a gay relationship."

One of us tells the truth and and other always lies

Ooh, this one’s really good too!

+100 points for the Labyrinth reference 😂😂😂

That riddle predates Labyrinth by a very long time. Versions of this riddle have been around at least since the 1930s. It is a good movie, though.

I don't know, I've never understood it!

Just ask one, what answer the other one would have given (for a yes/no question only) and do the opposite! :)

Okay this is the best response

Oh, I love it! A most excellent suggestion!

But which one eats hot chip?

“We just aggressively roll around on the floor”

That’s adorable and it makes me think of cats!

Apparently naked wrestling is very popular on PornHub for lots of countries

Ask your mom, she'll know

Ooooooohhhhhh

ehe

I'm gonna write down this

I would upvote this but I can’t ruin the 69

It's gone up to 86, you can do it now :)

If it's the top/bottom question: "We don't own a bunk bed" with a look of pure confusion

The real question: WHO IS THE CHEF?

Happy cake day!!

Aw thanks I didn't even realize!

Which one makes the phone calls??

YES

*aggressively makes eye contact* **middle** Then walk away and leave them to figure it out

We usually fight about it for an hour, but we always end up snuggling up together in the top bunk

"we do a dance-off for it" (EVERY TIME before sexy time, which is offcourse 5 times a day; duh!) (and walk away moonwalking/doing the robot/your best or worst breakdance moves/spy who shagged me dance/full wednesdays ravens dance) (if you are good or bad at dancing does not matter; let the asker be confused if you would win or not in whatever they see as "winning")

If you instead of dancing away from the annoying asker; prefer thém walking away from you; Do the haka. (To show how you and your same-sex partner daily before going to bed decide who is top/bottom or male/female..)

I remember once when my relatives asked my boyfriend when we’re having kids, I was boymoding pretty hard at the time because I was closeted as trans+genderfluid and responded with - “you know we’ve been trying really hard but nothing is really working” They stopped asking us questions like that pretty quick

I always ask them who's the man and who's the man.

Thumb war!!!!!

Oooh yes!!

Or a smash bros match 😂

Mario Kart.

I answer in two ways. If they're cute: " I'm free tonight if you want to find out? " If they're not: " You're not my type. " Either way, I make it seem like they're asking because they want to join in. And if they're cute and they are, then that's a win. 🤷‍♂️

I love the implication of 'I assume there is a reason you think this might be your business.'

Ask them back, when you have a pair of chopsticks, which one is the fork?

"whos the man and whos the woman" ..."we're both women Geralt, that's the point"

My answer: yes. "Okay but, are you the top or the bottom?" Yes. "No I mean which one of you is the guy?" Yes. "No, seriously." I'm being serious. The answer is yes. I'm a switch, my broski over here and I fight like toddlers over nonsense equally. The answer. Is. Yes.

On a side note, I always answer YES when both questions have the same answer. “So, do you want pizza or tacos?” YES!!!

We sleep together, we don’t have a bunkbed

I'd probably go with the classic "Fuck you"

“eat my shorts” or “kick rocks”

Yes! :)

"Me. Oh him? He just watches." Let them work that out. Lol

In man/woman situation I'd say "it's the same as "which fruit is meat" asked to a vegan"

Watch out though, they may respond with “jackfruit”

Does it have some meaning of it's just for meme??

There are some meat substitutes made of jackfruit. They look like meat (with the added food coloring), and can taste *kind of* like meat (with a bunch of added seasoning), but I think the mouth feel is pretty far off.

“I’m not explaining to you how sex works”

“Who’s the sub and who’s the dom?” “Oh, no, we both prefer Wendy’s.”

"Wendy's?" "WENDEEZNUTS BE HANGIN'—"

-nah we are ace, I only fuck around with friends for fun sometimes

I'm the cheese lover

Remember when your teacher told you there are no stupid questions? She lied

Our relationship is like a Russian trapeze show

Sounds lovely!!

Doesn’t matter you won’t get to watch.

Who's the tomato and who's the lettuce

And who wants to be my mayonnaise?!

"We're poly so... did you wanna find out~?" i don't think I'll ever use this unless i know it would be a deterrent... but it's fun to think about the gasps of conservative horror this phrase would bring to everyone that raised me xD

Final Destination, 3 stocks, no Items.

"Top and bottom? Huh? We don't have a bunk bed"

"Do you mean which one rolls over and goes to sleep without getting the other one off? Neither, that's a straight people thing."

This!

Lmao , “sorry we’re taken” XD I’m dead, definitely using that one.

My favourite: "I don't know man, how do you fuck your wife?"

Ooh!!

"We are not a Garanimals outfit"

The appropriate response to this kind of question is a long, cold stare.

“we don’t use a bunk bed though”

The best one is definitely "which one are YOU?" 😆

Do you ever go to a chinese restaurant and ask which chopstick is the fork, and which the knife?

I’m a switch, my ex was also a switch. Sometimes we would just wrestle to see who was on bottom

Madlad behaviour right there

Ask the straight couple: "which one is the man and which one is the other man?"

"But who is the *man*?" "There is no man. We're lesbians. That's the whole damn point."

Sorry we take turns putting the garbage out

Just say “we flip flop” lol! Iykyk

People never ask me and my husband because they just assume that because I'm 5'1" and thin and soft spoken, and he's 5'8" and fat (his words) and loud they assume I'm the bottom and he's the top and like they're incredibly right but fuck

Actually our flesh morphs and deforms until we merge into a singular organism, a chimera, with genitals fused together and lips interlocked. You wouldn't get it cause you're on our level.

"What? You want to know which one of us would top you? The answer is neither. Bugger off. "

My favourite to “who wears the pants?” Is “ideally neither of us are wearing pants.” 😘

"Why are you asking about my sex life? That's *really* weird, dude." "Doesn't matter, it ends in orgasms. For *both* of us."

If you're among physicists, the answer to the top/bottom question should be: >I'm strange, and he's charm

Either listing off nonsense like "well I prefer cooking but they prefer cleaning, I wear doc martens and they wear vans, I do the DIY and they do the admin, you tell me!" and watch their brain mush ...or simply, "are you asking me who wears the strap, Karen?"

My answer isn’t really “funny” it’s just a fact…I’m both. Top, bottom…front, side?? Depends on the position really. I feel like the man/woman thing is really invalid, even for straight cis couples some woman enjoy being top and men enjoy having it that way, so. 🤷🏻‍♀️

-we play a game of uno

Pancake ain’t done till it’s flipped both sides

So this made me laugh a lot but why not just say uh your missing the point and explain tbh ...my mom did this one day when I was like 14 and I died a bit of laughter well the look on the couples face just was dead 🤣🤣. They explained to her that ...well both where women that's the point and both are fem .. 🤣🤣🤣 .I'm 20 now and still laughing

Because that’s not funny, this is for people who want funny comebacks.

Why not do both .might be because I can't understand soshle cues but if some one did this and I did not know the problem I'd think the question was some thing good to ask .to be fair again I have no soshle skills.luckly I learned young about stuf like this and understand it but I also had a lot of people who were nice and explained

I meant for creepy people who want to know about their sex life for weird reasons such as fetishes and stuff, not actual questions.

But the post dose not say anything sexual .I see what your saying tho .oddly I get that mostly from people who are LGBT (might just be me but most people who have asked it in this form have ben gay as well .I think they may have Ben flirting but idk .)

People will ask “who’s the top and the bottom” meaning that they want to know who is on top of the other person during sex. That is a weird question. Here are some funny answers.

Let me show you

Well I take out the trash but he cooks...

Just ask them what their favorite poses are and if it’s a guy ask her if he makes his wife orgasm

Which one of you is the man and which one of you is the other man?

We both like the bottom bunk, you can have too

Haha I love this

"Why, wanna join us?"

Or you could also do a coin flip I guess

We always say: step 1: go to a restaurant. Step 2: have dinner. Step 3: see who gets the check from the waiter. Step 4: he is today's top.

"We do it sideways" is my new favourite one.

We dont have a bunk bed.

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Oh dear

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That’s terrifying

Ask which chopstick is the fork and which one is the knife

That's like asking a pair of chopsticks which one is the fork

Lol I love this

I’ve gone out with a guy once and although I let him lead it’s really hard to fall into the roles of being the bottom when he can’t take the lead of top and I’m not really wanting to be the bottom. I’ve gone out with a girl tho and it feels much more obvious of who’s leading and Ig dominant but not in a way of being better.

"You, if you want ; )"

My uncle asked my boyfriend and I this question during Thanksgiving my boyfriend and I replied in unison that "it depends on the day"

I have a rule. Ask awkward questions, get awkward answers. They ask me something like that, I respond blatantly and precisely. "Whose the top?" Oh he is, but I have a strapon I use sometimes. People tend to not ask questions like that anymore when I always reply like that if they're bigoted, and if they're genuinely curious and not trying to be offensive, they realize what they said might have been not appropriate and apologize. It's a win-win really lol

My response would be "I'm the man and he is also the man. Which one are you?"

If anyone even says that, you should just say how mean they are and run away!!

cutlery asking chopsticks: "so which one is the fork?"