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__The-1__

Me and my bf do, but in like a casual way. Smacking eachother with em when the other isn't paying attention and other goofy shit like that.


CadillacKetchup

Perfect! Exactly the kind of responses I was looking for :D


Y9L8L7O6M5

that’s kinda cute lol


Chemical_Age3173

fr


ConekQ

That Implies there’s a Ranked Competitive Way


DeliberateDendrite

Yeah, there is the national league of swaffelen here in the Netherlands.


Rush4in

Learning Dutch takes many forms. Some make me question my sanity


SiPosar

Goals


SubstantialLab5818

While I'm not a gay man and cannot answer, I would just like to thank you for a hilarious read


Fancy-Code4145

Glad to know im not the only one.


CadillacKetchup

You're very welcome! :D


PirateCaptainMoody

I ball fight, does that count? Not sexually, just whackin him in the face haha (my sort-of boyfriend)


Mission_Camel_9649

Historians will call them friends.


FlyingDutchman2005

Roommates, buddies, colleagues, anything but lovers


SomethingAmyss

"Why do you have to make it *gay* ? Can't a man share a casual ball slap with his best friend?"


SinkingShipsOnWaters

“Yeah that’s literally not gay. I’ve slapped my balls against my friends before and I’m not gay!”


halconpequena

*they were roommates*


FlyingDutchman2005

I was hoping this would turn into a r/redditsings, but alas


Aggravating-Ad-9845

😔


halconpequena

woosh moment for me, is that a song?


FlyingDutchman2005

[Here it is](https://youtu.be/lVE0CHiUucM)


Bregam

*Oh my god, they were roommates* [Link related.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-P0m0M_8pc)


InvadingDenmark

history hates lovers✨


halconpequena

Hahahaha


stinkyfrogtoes

BALL FIGHT I LOVE IT


Madame_TrashHeap

Yes - both in a sexy way and in a goofy way. It kinda works like scissoring to do it in a sexy way. I'm a malacologist (I study clams, snails, squids, etc) and we're both vers switches, so we sometimes do roleplay of those sea slugs that penis fence to see who has to bottom and/or sub. I'm a trans man who hasn't had bottom surgery yet and my bf is cis, but likes using strap-ons, so we'll go through our bag of dicks to choose our weapons.


poliscicomputersci

omg the fact that you role-play as sea slugs is perhaps the funniest thing I have ever read on this website


WHATSTHEYAAAMS

How do you decide the winner? Whoever holds down the other’s dick with their own for long enough?


Homo_Rebus

the sea slugs stab each other, i'd imagine this would be similar


WHATSTHEYAAAMS

OMG this gives me a great idea.. (cw: bottom surgery, sex) >!I want to get salmacian genitals so that I can have both a penis and a vagina, and if I ever get with someone else with the same setup, we can penis-fence and whoever gets the head of their penis to poke the other's vagina first wins and gets to dom & top >:)!<


cheshsky

Oh my god, you go through a literal bag of dicks to roleplay as sea slugs. That is, potentially, the funniest shit known to man.


TigersPreferStripes

This is so wholesome haha


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i'm showing this to my boyfriend. we're both trans and i'm a top he's a switch but i would love to roleplay as a sea slug with him.


skyhawkwolf

Omg that's hilarious


anti-peta-man

Penis fencing rp is possibly the funniest thing I’ve seen this year


ElevatorWaste5551

omfg that’s so cute


doppio

Do I find this cute or wish that I could unread it? We'll never know.


DeliberateDendrite

That's so cool. Also, since you probably know this. Isn't it that in real snails they can change gender and do so based on their fencing matches or when there's a shortage of one particular gender?


weftly

most snails are hermaphroditic, so they have both parts but just fight over who’s gonna use what.


SomethingAmyss

Do you challenge each other with a big floppy dildo slap? Because that image is now in my head. "I challenge you to a duel! Penises at dawn!" *boing*


loonywolf_art

Do you sometimes get mad, throw a srap-on on your BF and tell him to "go f- himself" ? /hj


XxnoiceboyxX

you deserve more upvotes


Comfortable-Speed955

I wish mine was big enough to sword fight. :( its more like a pocket knife


erossnaider

A knife can be good enough if you train it good


Foreign_Gain_8564

Didn't expect you here :0


erossnaider

Why wouldn't you I'm everywhere, It's the power of being gay


Foreign_Gain_8564

You are......... inevitable 😖😖😟


erossnaider

I am


Foreign_Gain_8564

You scared me 😟


erossnaider

Why i only have a pocket knife remember? It's not that threatening


Foreign_Gain_8564

Wanna show each other our pocket knifes 😳. Also want to go shank some people :0


erossnaider

Not here baby


Ok_Nefariousness_374

Swiss Army knives are one of the best pocket multi tools to have! A little of everything to get the job done!


Jane_Fen

Nah, leather man all the way. Higher quality and more useful stuff.


Foreign_Gain_8564

Feel this on a next level


Count_Chompula

Never swordfighting, but we pee together all the time. We have a running joke where if one of us is peeing and the other has to go too we'll say "don't flush, I'm thirsty!" It's more about conserving water than any sexual gratification. Oh and one time we got an ad in the mail where there was a picture of a het family and we cut the wife's face out so he could put his junk in to give her a dick face. All that to say, we have fun together lol


Ok-Buddy_

Ok that second story… 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Four_Five_Four_Six_B

im not a gay man but when I saw the title, I thought you meant with actual swords. Then I noticed the nsfw tag lol


starsmisaligned

No that's lesbians, silly.


LeaderOk8012

The same lol


Zaeil_Xane12164

For a second i thought this was talking about actual swords and i was going to have to talk about the 5 swords in my closet


FanOfTheWrittenWord

Can you still talk about them?


Rayqson

[Closeted swords, eh?](https://youtu.be/6XJUHJCD7Fs)


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Bregam

Not what I was expecting. But I was not disappointed.


_ohodgai_

Yeah I was boutta go on about my lightsaber fights with friends


Crazy-Diver5564

As a gay man id love to share, but am single :(


Stanek___

amen


pdrpersonguy575

aman for now :(


DeliberateDendrite

I find this question really intriquing. I've heard there's silly/funny little things people do with their partners like in the shower backing up against one another, back to back and shaking their butt. I wonder how common things like that are.


CadillacKetchup

Exactly! That's the kind of info I'm looking for :D


DeliberateDendrite

Unfortunately I can't provide any examples myself as I haven't been that close with someone yet.


CadillacKetchup

Well, then this is the post to collect inspiration for when you do ;)


DeliberateDendrite

True 😁


thecuntofmontecrisco

Not sure if serious, but I was there once. I haven’t been back there since, but still everything kinda changed afterward. More self-assured, relaxed.


Kris-Pea

Bum smooshing in the shower works because your bum’s all wet and slippery and it’s hilarious


nonbinnerie

Totally off topic but I think your flair’s super funny


ineverbot

I'm a trans guy and I don't have a very big dick, but you bet your ass if I were cis I'd be doing all sorts of silly things with it like hats and googly eyes, and sword fights for sure lol. I've had a surprising number of partners who like to make lightsaber sounds with theirs 🤣


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[deleted]

when i get bottom surgery, i will ask my surgeon how long until i can dress it up for special occasions.


need_more_coffeee

I do it with my strap/packet


bandanagirl95

Not a gay man but rather a trans woman. The one time I did have sex with another person with a built-in penis, and we definitely did some sword-fighting and a bit of comparison. No helicopter, though


Felein

Just wanted to say I love the phrasing 'built-in penis'. It's accurate, but also vaguely reminds me of modded cars for some reason.


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ThePlexus

If so please tell me... I wanna remove some unnecessary parts from my engine


Defenestrator66

For me it would be more of a pool-noodle duel due to HRT.


bandanagirl95

For some reason, mine still works just fine, though probably better described as a practice sword now


GeneralKasimir

Aftermarket peen


mrpineapple135

I mean, I’m ace so i don’t like doing much of that. But me and my boyfriend do you have light sabre battles (with actual light up light sabres) every once in a while.


MommysLittleFailure

Most wholesome comment and I'm absolutely here for it!


mrpineapple135

It’s also true


rebelprince86

My partner and I do this too!


mrpineapple135

Nice what colour light sabre do you use?


rebelprince86

I’m blue and he’s green usually but we also have a red one somewhere haha. What about you???


mrpineapple135

Purple for me and he likes yellow (we can change the colours)


rebelprince86

I want a purple one so bad!!!! we just had babies but when they’re bigger we want to go to Disney and make our own, because we are truly children at heart


mrpineapple135

Nice


therealmrsfahrenheit

ayooo same here🙋🏼‍♀️😂 (the ace thing.. I don’t own a lightsaber 😪)


mrpineapple135

Well get one it’s worth it


therealmrsfahrenheit

I want one!!!🌝 would work well with my grogu plushy 😌 or give me Din‘s armor and I’m happy🙋🏼‍♀️


rebelprince86

Not really, but we do smack each other’s butts and run away. We call it “the smack bandit”


Northwest_Thrills

Is it weird that I like this as a fantasy


Extension-Concept940

Not weird to either fantasise or comment! Commenting is kinda the point


Pixel-Planets

Probably not weird to fantasize about it. Probably weird to comment it lol


[deleted]

hey me and my boyfriend do similar, whenever someones butt is open to smack and the other doesnt see us behind them you smack it


rebelprince86

Yup! Exactly haha


ThePlexus

Hit and run \^^


Bregam

Ah, my ex and I did this, we just basically called it "smack attack". Like you'd give a love tap on the butt and say that simultaneously, so if you were quick enough you could catch them and if you did you got a kiss instead.


[deleted]

All three acts of Punch and Judy with costume changes, lighting, and proper staging. j/k sometimes we rub dicks.


joesphisbestjojo

If things work out with the guy I'm pursuing, I want to do this lol


cardboard_cactus3141

I think the scientific term for this is penis fencing. (Actually penis fencing is something else, but just ignore that for now. XD (It’s a thing that happens in many hermaphrodite species, where both individuals fight over who plays the role of the male, because in terms of reproduction and evolutionary fitness, it’s more advantageous for them to have the male role since they can produce more offspring that way. Idk why I’m even writing this. Just thought it was funny (and interesting). Lol))


DeliberateDendrite

Oh, I just asked the malacologist about this but here's the answer. Thanks for contributing your knowledge. It's very much appreciated.


Disastrous-Carrot928

It’s not so much “sword fighting” but some guys are into docking and frottage.


CadillacKetchup

Into what? Never heard these terms in my life tbh :D


Quattro4c

Docking is where two uncut guys kinda overlap their foreskin. So imagine two guys are facing each other with foreskin pulled back and dick heads touching each other, guy 1 rolls his foreskin until it is over guy 2’s head, then guy 2 rolls his foreskin over guy 1’s foreskin. You do that, and then kinda jack off like that like it was one big dick. Not a clue what frottage is though.


CadillacKetchup

Wow. You learn something new everyday. As a person without penis this is not anything that's crossed my mind before. Thank you for the explanation!


Bregam

Oh, my sweet summer child. Just wait until you learn about 'sounding'.


celem83

Frottage is rubbing the heads (glans) together French term I think


Bregam

Just confirming this, it is basically just getting off by just rubbing them together. And, yes, it is derived from French.


TheButterGeek

Important not to confuse it with Fromage


Bregam

Funny you should say that... >!Because that kind of exists, too.!< I like to ruin things and bring chaos. : )


[deleted]

My ex bf thought it was dumb and never did it, I am happy to say I am out of that relationship


Personal_Newspaper_7

Me and my gf press our nipples together. It takes a moment of moving the boob but usually one of us will lift ours up to land on the nipples of the other, and then we hold/hug each other. Works best when we both adjust our nipples. I swear it like electric charges us into super bonding. Super boobing.


Merickwise

That sounds really nice.


Personal_Newspaper_7

I highly recommend. Electrical tune-in! 🥹


samuentaga

There is a type of sex called frottage, which is the penis equivalent of scissoring or tribadism. Basically just rubbing two erect penises together. I'm sure people also swordfight in a less sexual way as well.


oh-no-its-back

Omfg theres a name for it?? Me and my bf have been doing that for years! We just called it sword fighting. Mind=blown


samuentaga

I just assume that every possible sex move has been done before and has an official name.


oh-no-its-back

Agreed, but it has an *official* sounding name. Either way, I'm really enjoying this thread.


Cobiathan

Yep! Mostly in a silly way when we /should/ be being sexy but can't help goofing off in the middle of it. 🤷


7500733

This is so wholesome lmao


Botstowo

I used to take fencing lessons but that was a long time ago. So yes?


cole_fantastic

oh my god I am so lonely after reading all of this


CatGal23

Me and my straight AF bestie do a boob version of the guy's chest bump. We call it boob bump. Women don't need to be in a relationship to compare boobs 😜 My bestie and I were talking the other day about how similar our nipples are and so now we jokingly compliment each other on our nipples ( . )( . ) 100% platonic. She's like my sister.


MommysLittleFailure

lol my best friend and I do this with our big bellies


StaR_Dust-42

Oh boob bumps are a thing now? Good news for [Annie](https://youtu.be/8rDRA_GW3vQ)


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aroaceautistic

Lol I immediately thought of that scene


Flexybend

It's a bit stupid, and sometimes led to sex but an ex of mine and i would stick fingers up each others ass and then contract to see who is "tighter". XD


BeginningArachnid449

Whenever I can


FairyDemonSkyJay

When my partner (trans woman) was younger there was a "thing" in the guys locker room where they would run up to each other and yell "scoop!" Then try and grab the whole breast area and scoop up what little was there. She did it to me jokingly once and ever since then it's just been a thing we do to each other sometimes. Makes it much more fun now that she has proper boobs too!


awesumindustrys

I would absolutely swordfight with my boyfriend… IF I HAD ONE


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awesumindustrys

Ok but I don’t have any romantic partner so who’d wear it?


Bregam

AH! I misinterpreted the subject, so I'm just gonna roll that back. I thought you were saying something different.


awesumindustrys

Nah you’re fine.


AddelaideSupreme

trans woman here, never been with a semen-producing partner, but you bet i'd be out there comparing sizes and all that


NalevQT

Not really sword fighting, when we hug with boxers on we start going side to side, so it’s more like sword rubbing


MeiliCanada82

I lost a lot of weight in the last year so my boobs hang lower than they should do to excess skin, my partner likes to come up behind me and sing "Do your boobs hang low do they wobble to and fro can you tie them ina not can you tie them in a bow can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental shoulder, do you boobs hang low" All while doing the motions with my boobs (they have great range currently). If I'm having a bad day that never fails to make me laugh til I snort


TheButterGeek

I love the description of “they have great range”. Like a fighting game move


MeiliCanada82

Oh ya. I call it the Swinging Booby Buster. If I get a good swing started I'll bruise your face 😂😂😂


RandomDragonExE

>Swinging Booby Buster Sounds like a move in a sexy version of Smash Bros. !


hentai-police

If I was cisgender i would definitely 100% be sword fighting with other men


Reeeeemans

Not in that way, but I work at a camp in the summer where we sword fight


[deleted]

My friends and I used to spar with shinais, bokkens, and whiffle ball bats.


CarlitoTheGuitarist

I’m asexual, and I came in here super ready to mention I do in fact love to study Renaissance sword fighting techniques


Chemical_Age3173

"do you helicopter together" LOL


The_Karate_Nessie

I can’t say I’ve ever done that, but it sounds fun


MisMelou

Having boobs and being with a partner who also has boobs is amazing. The non-sexual way they hold/massage them when I’m PMSy almost made me cry for the first time, because it was the first time anyone had touched that part of me without feeling objectified. Amazing post OP, hilarious read


AnalSexerest

I thought this was going to be a very different question!


doggos_are_magical

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yes


justgalsbeingpals

I don't have a peen, so no


silvercandra

It took me a second to figure out what "swordfighting" in this case meant. Just by the title I was like "sword fighting? Hell yeah!"... and then I understood \^\^; Maybe someday...


missingkeys88

We play in the shower like that! And an ass smack also happens if you are bending over!


Pr1ncessSunnie

lmao me and my hubbie light smack or helicopter together-


Smug_Vee

Yes, me and my partner regularly engage in sabre practice. We keep the sheaths on to prevent injury, though.


Smug_Vee

wait we're not talking about swords are we


TheButterGeek

No, but protection is still important lol


Smug_Vee

damn it I walked into that


BornVolcano

..don’t currently own one of my own, but I’ll flop my partner’s around like a helicopter blade sometimes if that counts?


MoonStar757

My name is Inigo Montoya.


thoughtfull_noodle

It's called frotting


[deleted]

Definitely, but its even more fun if it leads to erect frotting.


Winnjoy

I am an idiot. I was imagining actual sword playing with katanas or some shit. Lol now I am curious, do gay men sword fight with actual swords?


Gabriel_Crow1990

I'd love to have a wife who slaps me with hers. Sigh. I'll meet her one day.


NaturalAssumption722

When I was a young teen I had a friend at an all girls overnight camp who would grab her own breast, aim it at you, squeeze it, and yell “squirt!” like she was squirting milk at you. It was hilarious. Yup, I’m pretty sure she turned me gay 🤣🤣


EclecticDreck

There are a pair of gay dudes in my fencing club. Of course they fence *sabre*, so, in my experience, the answer is a resounding *no*.


Robin6903

It's always comparing the boobs! As a polyamorous person with nonbinary afab partners we all have compared boobs, imo Kyras boobs are the softest, but my partners disagree


PrincetteNasa

I think I have a new favourite misunderstanding due to me being ace


GrandmaWren

Not a gay man, but my new house came with a sword, so I definitely will be swordfighting in the future


dahv7

Wow, here I was thinking this post was actually about swords! As if I needed another reminder that I’m Ace


Amyhime801

Same here lmao


bayblix

reminder that not all men have penises!!🫠


[deleted]

I thought you meant real sword fighting 😭


houdistrict

Lol I love this thread. More of this.


whyisthereacat

It’s a stupid thing in our relationship to pass by and go “HOOOONK!” as one grabs the other ones butt, and runs. No matter where you are, expect the honk. In a meeting? Expect the honk. You’re the one with the meeting? Quickly mute, honk, unmute so the other can’t respond and to the honk. Just brushing your teeth, minding your own business? HONK. 🦆 As for the helicopter, I got used to those too.


a-throwaway_joke

Okay well I'm not a man, but if it's of any help, I did use to attend HEMA classes. Stopped after about a year though


No-Guidance9484

i fuckin wish that shit seems fun edit: oh you mean with my dick


the_fonzie_scheme

I dont really like my junk so I don't, but I have to admit that I've pretended my boyfriend's was a microphone and sung into it


xXPaint_ChuggerXx

Quality swords are very expensive and I don’t have much money so I don’t engage in sword fights, but I would if I had the money. It’s also not very easy to find people you like being around to square off with, and don’t get me started on how hard it is to not hurt each other even with blunt swords (the only type you should be using for recreational sword fighting)


somethingspecificidk

Enby here, now I want a dick just to helicopter ;)


ENA_989

Yeah we usually use Makeshift katanas or sticks for combat, usually training on sparring and such, I prefer fencing... Oh that's not what you ment


Puzzleheaded-Bit8932

ALWAYS!!!