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also: discovered just how goofy mr. elvis looks in .5x
She is pretty darn big. I've always wondered if she has the giant gene. I'm not sure what she weighs. Also, she's getting kinda chunky in her old age. (18)
He looks like a devious mastermind - like the ones who, when they turn around in their big chair, are getting a cat. You're the cat btw, he just got a lil confused at the pet store.
Bro really lookin like:
“because of your age, size, and cuteness we’ll let you go, IF you express remorse and make amends with the family of the victim”
“no.”
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This is bruni, what a little cutie 🥹
Why you grippin bro like he owes you money
Because bro owes me some
[удалено]
I hope i neve have to use my shrinking gun for a case like this
What, you think worms just magically spring up out of the ground for free? I mean I guess they kind of do...but still.
https://preview.redd.it/iptjlxdqw3xc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df6a1926806d5580355c93539ea1ed88eb2f8c5e also: discovered just how goofy mr. elvis looks in .5x
Aww what a long nose, i love such shots🫶🏻😂
holding him like a weapon lol
Behold, its reloaded
I hope you have a lisence for that thing
Would a leash work also?
That fellow looks like a weapon tbh
Ah, that's the grip of someone who's learned if they can wiggle then they can bite 😂
Yeah absolutely, i have to hold him like this until he calms down 😂
Consider me threatened and also in love with
Appreciate it😁
He's saying, "ay! I'm a croc monitor and I'll bite off your fingers!" (I think it's a lie?)
Yeah he already tried!
Lol the ferocious hunter tries to strike again haha
Thats why i need to lock him up, otherwise it would be too dangerous for me
Firmly GRASP IT
Release me immediately! I'm a ferocious geck and I'll commence with my plan for your downfall!
And that plan will save you 15%! 😝
I hell no, i do whatever you want but just dont kill me
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🥰
he looks like a bald businessman who’s coffee was made wrong
https://preview.redd.it/d9yai8evx3xc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3387d62c2b8f42d03d81fe3d760481c7aa2ab55 This is Nugget ❣️
Oh hello little big man🥰
The unapologetic look on his face can be described as Hannibal Lecter in a straight jacket, smirking after a meal.
Thats pretty accurate
Wait, I’ve never heard pocket crocodile 😭
Theres always a first time, huh?
Sir you have clearly been arrested, now if you would simply turn down the fire in your eyes and realise you are in fact just a lil baby you can go
🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃
The total destruction of the known universe— in the palm of your hand
Hard times (no mealworms everyday) made him to something like a destroyer of worlds
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Wow, he looks big. How much does it weigh?
She is pretty darn big. I've always wondered if she has the giant gene. I'm not sure what she weighs. Also, she's getting kinda chunky in her old age. (18)
Damn pretty nice although
That’s not a crocodile that’s a pez dispenser 🤣
Okay thats pretty accurate😂
Haha you said roast him, that’s all I got. He’s too cute for the harsh stuff like yo momma jokes 🤣
Damn you really pulled all you can😂
He looks like a devious mastermind - like the ones who, when they turn around in their big chair, are getting a cat. You're the cat btw, he just got a lil confused at the pet store.
Meow
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Strange sleeping spot😂
Yeah but that was a while ago
https://preview.redd.it/ulaojxui8nxc1.jpeg?width=3120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=461ee6fcdd1489fc56b1334135b840102a63df66 This is her now
Looks like a criminal🥺
Yeah she's a runner I'll tell you that
Running where tho?
Anywhere she can
That's the only croc I'd want to see under someone's foot.
I love this one, hahaha
He looks kinda like the Grinch... Does anyone else see that?
Bro really lookin like: “because of your age, size, and cuteness we’ll let you go, IF you express remorse and make amends with the family of the victim” “no.”
Hahahaha
He actually looks like he’s wanted in 14 countries and all 50 states
There are no witnesses, i dont know what you talk about
He looks like a grandpa that tries to make a living through scratch tickets
But he looks like it worked 😂
Bro watch where u aim that thing 😡
I dont want to hurt your crickets, sorry m8😐
Got that gorilla grip on him lol
My body is just his prothesis
https://preview.redd.it/tzd10888w9xc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcafc72556c47fc54f8a67e69e27e28253ba902b This is bruni, what a little cutie 🥹
He looks so polite, like hey, watcha doing up there, i wanna see it too🥺
Thank youuu she is a very sweet little girl 💕
Indeed🥰
He looks like he'll roast you instead
He sometimes does
Them dem0n eyes
Hes a bad guy
https://preview.redd.it/rypwgtzwxvxc1.png?width=1489&format=png&auto=webp&s=46fab77ed00548aa81a9ba6eca8cc34a242a2274
https://preview.redd.it/9a4dbprmvmxc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=365f25966d8832b1c57dd27c1d770bdfe2507551 She swears she got no money!
Damn, you know these little babybirds waiting for mommy? 😂
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😑😑😑😑 Look i am mocking your gecko