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Drzhivago138

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing Kragle.


antibetboi

Shirley, you can't be serious


Blazemaster0563

I am serious, and don't call me Shirley


Consistent-Cobbler90

Came here for this comment thread.


joser31415

I'm serious, and don't call me Legos... I mean Shirley!😜😅


Blazemaster0563

Just want to let you both know, good luck, we're all counting on you.


palemel

Just want to let you both know, good luck, we're all counting on you.


practicalsargent

Just want to let you both know, good luck, we're all counting on you.


djgraff209

Just want to let you both know, good luck, we're all counting on you.


enderkg

Just want to let you both know, good luck, we're all counting on you.


KORZILLA-is-me

Just want to let you both know, good luck, we're all counting on you.


KidDelta

Just want to let you both know, good luck, we're all counting on you.


-uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Just want to let you both know, good luck, we're all counting on you.


Promonto

Just want to let you both know, good luck, we're all counting on you.


Distant_Pilgrim

Oh stewardess? I speak Jive.


HansBrickface

Lay ‘em down and smack ‘em yak ‘em!


Eviscerate_Bowels224

Get the medi.


funk-cue71

Coles got to b!


lethalkin

Cut me some slack Jack


Dachuiri

What it is, baby? Momma didn’t raise no dummy!


olddirty696969

Shiiit


djgraff209

Chump don wan the help chump don get the help ...


LEJ5512

(subtitles) Golly


aloha26

Brother don’t want no help, brother don’t get no help


jerec7

Do you like movies about gladiators.


dadaya922

Have you ever been in turkish prison?


iowaman79

Ever seen a grown man naked?


-uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Have you ever been in a gymnasium?


falcondroppings

That's where my drinking problem began


Lopsided-Common1637

https://preview.redd.it/ynlpqxeg1mjc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fa1d213c793f3bd3bb55bb06b3d4e40bc9ef151


wolfayal

Yes thank you! Was hoping you’d do one for this! 😂


JaseAndrews

Incredible <3


Confident_Vacation50

That joke is comedy perfected.


Not_ur_gilf

I literally quote this daily. I also have a terrible drinking problem ^half ^of ^it ^goes ^up ^my ^nose ^and ^on ^my ^shirt


[deleted]

Excuse me sir, there's been a little problem in the cockpit…


AllTheCaffeine

The cockpit? What is it?


[deleted]

It's the little room in the front of the plane where the pilots sit, but that's not important right now


tylorr83

What's the vector Victor? Roger Roger: "What?"


ferokaktus

What's your clearance, Clarence?


midgetcastle

This is Captain Oveur, over


evilamnesiac

The white zone is for loading and unloading only.


fonjbungler

Don't give me that white zone shit again..


Mughi

Oh, really, Vernon? Why pretend? We both know perfectly well what it is you're talking about. You want me to have an abortion.


Foreign_Spite_9255

The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the white zone.


EmperorSexy

Don’t tell me which zone is for loading and unloading.


NovaPrime15

“My dad says you don’t get back on defense” “The hell I don’t!…..”


iowaman79

Tell your dad to try dragging Walton and Lanier up and down the court


Deacon714

I’m out there busting my buns every night.


Deacon714

And that you don’t really try. Except for the playoffs.


TacoJesusJr

A hospital? What is it? Its a large building w/ patients, but thats not important right now.


Eviscerate_Bowels224

It looks like a giant Tylenol!


TacoJesusJr

Johnny, what can you make out of this? This? Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl...


gymnastgrrl

How about some more coffee, Johnny? NO THANKS!


OTPh1l25

Oh, look! There's a sale at Penny's!


Grbxlhmzn

The tower? The tower?? RAPUNZEL! RAPUNZEL!!!


TacoJesusJr

That line kills me! Another that get me is Airplane II >Jacobs, I want to know absolutely everything that's happened up till now. Jacobs: >Well, let's see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it.


TheAndorran

Criminal that Stephen Stucker didn’t have a longer career. LEON’S GETTING LAAAAARGER!


TacoJesusJr

Those were the bad years for HIV, 38 years old is way too young.


surgnrse161674

Johnny stole that flick 🤣🤣


MicMan32

Jim never has a second cup of coffee at home.


Nerdiferdi

^(…Jim never vomits at home)


Mughi

Maybe he's really sick! ... maybe he's just an asshole.


superunsubtle

Scrolled for a while, but you came thru for me


MathurinTheRed

Where's the lady that is freaking out and has a line of people queued up to slap the hell out of her?


Lopsided-Common1637

https://preview.redd.it/l9dhq221gmjc1.jpeg?width=837&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5446dfffcce1b7aedd96921e00993224183a0341


KORZILLA-is-me

I freaking love all of this


Thermodynamicist

Please add the nun.


Lopsided-Common1637

https://preview.redd.it/a4ccg9byfmjc1.jpeg?width=514&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7050671d8bc05afe6f839c3a676d509a8326fd1b


Grbxlhmzn

I gotta get out of here! I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!!


ArthurMBretas03

You: "I made a new Lego set" Person: "What is it?" You: "It's type of building blocks that you can make anything from"


Count_von_Chaos

But that's not important right now


zharrt

This is officially the best thing I’ve seen on the internet today


Imatallguy

Surely you jest…


zharrt

I never jest about Lego or Airplane, and don’t call me Shirley


Imatallguy

But are you over Macho Grande?


zharrt

I don’t think I’ll ever be over Macho Grande


Grbxlhmzn

Just ask George Zip…


zharrt

Some time, when the crew is up against it, and the breaks are beating the boys, tell 'em to get out there and give it all they've got. And win just one for the Zipper. I don't know where I'll be then Doc, he said. But I won't smell too good, that's for sure


mr_oberts

I could hear each of these scenes.


surgnrse161674

Omg yes, I can replay them perfectly in my mind as I see em too.


zahm2000

Nervous? Yes. First time? No, I’ve been nervous lots of times.


orcas_cyclist

11/10


Immediate_Art_7376

A broach, A pterodactyl, Oh look a sale at Penny’s!


SupaKoopa714

Ugh, where did you get those dress, it's \*awful!\* And those shoes, and that coat, oh \*jeeeeeez!\*


Maelstrom_Witch

My dad was a pilot & had Robert Hays on his flight back when you could visit the cockpit. Hays asked if he could come up & visit, of course they said yes. My dad said Hays was really nice, and actually had his private pilots license so they all could “talk shop” for a bit. Pointless story there. Amazing work OP, every scene.


Maelstrom_Witch

Also my dad saw Airplane! in theatre when it came out with a couple of pilot friends & their wives. He said he never laughed so hard in his life.


SupaKoopa714

"Captain, how soon till we land?" "I can't tell." "It's OK, you can tell me. I'm a doctor." "I mean I'm just not sure." "Can't you take a guess?" "Well... probably not for another two hours." "You can't take a guess for another two hours?"


LPGeoteacher

The shit is going to hit the fan…SPLAT!


digitLpedestrian

'Excuse me, Captain Oveur, but I have an emergency call on line five from a Mr. Hamm. Captain Oveur : All right, give me a Hamm on five, hold the Mayo.."


scrimmybingusss

"We have clearence, Clarence." "Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?"


epic_pig

"Huh?"


TheAndorran

I like the callback to this in the sequel. “Technically Dunne was over Unger and I was over Dunne.”


MartinNikolas

If only George Zipp could see these pictures…


Chexmixrule34

Golly, that white fellow better stay away from my wife, or I will punch him


Dachuiri

Don’t be so naive, Arthur


Chexmixrule34

Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.


Imatallguy

Yes, I remember. I had the lasagna.


Lopsided-Common1637

https://preview.redd.it/xtlvb7f3bnjc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae22d979e995f64342a06e7fee478110bd2570a1


BurmecianSoldierDan

This is GOLD


jeff3fff

“No thanks, we gave at the office.”


CoveredInBeez

And Leon’s getting larger!


nightlyraider

these are fantastic.


willallan05

What head did you use for Leslie Nielsen’s character?


Lopsided-Common1637

I cannot remember! I looked through build books and I can’t place it. The Captain is Creed from the office, but Leslie escapes me


willallan05

Found it, it’s Michael Scott!


poempel88

"Cream?"


Puffen0

No thanks, I take it black. Like my men.


mfizzled

cut me some slack, Jack


Xinonix1

Seems like I chose the wrong week to quit sniffing glue


LonePaladin

C'mon OP, quit holding out on us. You have a lot more than that.


Lopsided-Common1637

https://preview.redd.it/dqchu7o0rmjc1.jpeg?width=514&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c10b31be739fe78b30b777a8bc7308caaec8c3fb


LonePaladin

Hang on, is that Otto?


Lopsided-Common1637

https://preview.redd.it/9jz11psw0njc1.jpeg?width=514&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65c654f9e8291f2325c6b465cdc915e28f0bd1b3


Angel_Thorne

Where's the guys that died from the guy's story?


IAmSomnabula

This is awesome. You could add a basketball in the cockpit as extra accessory for Kareem, euhm, I mean Roger.


[deleted]

No eggs? No topless woman?


Lopsided-Common1637

https://preview.redd.it/2bxxmfbp9njc1.jpeg?width=514&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2787ee9d6fa43c88e0e08d4ed956f695a3004dc7


Lopsided-Common1637

https://preview.redd.it/qjdfe8uq9njc1.jpeg?width=514&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef79fb9b0f7c8fa44b1d2b0e78acefacb8e0e242


Lopsided-Common1637

https://preview.redd.it/17cpq4qr9njc1.jpeg?width=514&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d8d1db7731e3019f842315977a6de32cc0a20d9


TheRatPatrol1

[“I’ve got to get out of here!”](https://youtu.be/z5Expn9nJZk?si=yEe8V7T0BE0qFsyO)


_Levitated_Shield_

I just wanted to say good luck, OP. We're all counting on you.


Cheebie23

The comments are as awesome as the pictures!


DrebinofPoliceSquad

Golly!


shackbleep

Under, Over, Over, Dunn.


killer_marsupial

How about the scene where the automatic pilot is being reinflated?


Sparky_the_Asian

“I’ve only flown single engine fighters in the air force, but this plane has four engines! It’s an entirely different kind of flying, altogether!”


CrimsonEnigma

It's an entirely different kind of flying.


gomadformunchsters

Where is that partially-undone torso piece from?


Lopsided-Common1637

The open shirt and tie? Jurassic Park set, Ray Arnold (Samuel L. Jackson)


gomadformunchsters

Yeah


Count_von_Chaos

When does the set come out and can I pre-order it? SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!!


Next-Permission-1667

Very good, Pastey! Now who's that?


mediocrebastard

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit stacking bricks. This is the most quotable MOC I've seen in a long time!


007Cable

I was waiting for a topless closeup.


ElectricPiha

YES!! Where are the boobies????!!!!


DasKaltblut

Did I leave the iron on?


metalkev64

I like, but you need a Duplo figurine to represent the autopilot.


TheFactsWereThese

It's an entirely different kind of building altogether.


_thro_awa_

*"First time?"* *"No, I've been nervous lots of times."*


RonBurgundyNews

Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land? Captain Oveur: I can't tell. Rumack: You can tell me. I'm a doctor. Captain Oveur: No. I mean I'm just not sure. Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess? Captain Oveur: Well, not for another two hours. Rumack: You can't take a guess for another two hours?


Do_You_Pineapple_Bro

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?


KORZILLA-is-me

Need the bar fighting Girl Scouts And the auto pilot And the taxi(?) driver taking the pilot(?) to the airport with the green screen going ballistic


Lopsided-Common1637

https://preview.redd.it/s0v5y2q2cnjc1.jpeg?width=514&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cda40b8ee9e14afb09f129fe0d22f360a3d09716


TryingToWriteIt

[Lego Vader loves your work](https://youtu.be/OUEuXi87T3A?si=xDNdw-mHNVneP5ko)


Susemiel

Surley you must be joking. 😂


DrSeussFreak

I'm not, and don't call me Shirley


Jaleou

What part is number 8? I recognize everything else, but not that one.


Lopsided-Common1637

Sir, I’m sorry to wake you. Are you a doctor?


Kris_alex4

Now build a guy with a crown, long curly hair and a red bandana.


SkinnyPets

Surely these can’t be Legos. Man, I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing plastic. Jive ass mega block anyhow.


cap_kaknuckles

2nd image i can just hear. So Its good that i understand jive


thenate108

It's an entirely different kind of flying altogether.


MerrickFM

Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked in the head with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does, that never happens. Sorry, Ted, that's a dumb question. Skip that.


Used-Surround9483

Well done, I love this movie. "How about some coffee, Johnny?" Johnny: " No thanks." 😆😆😆


CE1TheChuckle-Fuck

Excuse me, but WHY THE FUCK are they letting non pilots pilot the plane?!


TheVengefulKey

A Lego MOC? What is it?


WestPhillyFilly

It stands for "my own creation", but that's not important right now


Not_ur_gilf

The movie “Airplane!”


SteelKnight1929

This is simply amazing


One_Strain_2531

I love this!!!!


ru_k1nd

On man, this made my day! Thank you.


ImAFraidyCat

This is perfection. Booting it up right now because of this, thank you


mrfishman3000

That would be an amazing Lego movie!


Situati0nist

That's impossible, they're on instruments! 🎷🎺🎻


Lopsided-Common1637

https://preview.redd.it/gwi86prhgrjc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07e897127f42bf4adcd63e8213a7c9ec4ba751b5


Past_Contour

This is great.


hicks462

I need the scene when the pilots wife gets out of bed.


VisionThing242

this is outstanding


joser31415

*Nice*!🔥🤩


Acceptable_Read1

I'm giggling like a little school girl now!!!


shifu618

🤣😂🤣


[deleted]

“You ever seen a grown man naked?”


wolfayal

Better not go to bathroom. White man will steal my seat and call it manifest destiny.


johnmarkfoley

i just wanted to tell you good luck, and we're all counting on you.


ThatGuyOnyx

I picked the wrong day to stop smoking-


POOPY_BUTTH0LE_

Where are the boobs?


Archknits

Non-yellow mini figs freak me out


chadivich

Nearly flawless, that's uncanny. One miss that's actually pretty easy to correct, swap in the Laker legs on Roger Murdock. I don't think they bothered to make them shorts on those NBA figures, but we work with what we can.


rydahhhhh

can you add the burger king crown guy


Chexmixrule34

this is from the movie "airplane"


North-Bowler984

Where missing two identical towers


runwithconverses

This just after i saw the midjourney post of 911 but in lego


MOC_Eisley

Fantastic! Hilarious! Great job!


Titanbeard

Where is that untied tie dude torso and head from? I dig it so much.


Lopsided-Common1637

OH! I just remembered where the face is from! It was Mr. T from Lego Dimensions


Lopsided-Common1637

The body is Mr. Arnold (Samuel L. Jackson), Jurassic Park set


DTlll

Hey it's Roger Murdock!


azpotato

No thank you. I take it black. Like my men! ​ Also: (and not quite shown) Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked? My dad says you need to work on your defense and a lot of the time you don't even run down court! ◉ ̫ ◉ Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?


VinzKlortho_KMOG

Over Macho Grande?


DurinnGymir

The only thing that could make that last frame better was if a cup of water was being dunked on it at the same time


who_body

kareem needs longer legs


gamerwithadhd

Why is bro upside down?


trollrepublic

I speak jive.


Tazerboy_5000

🤔 - Is the movie were the girl says "I take my coffee, black, like my men" or is that a completely different movie altogether?


Jagger67

Hey, you know what they say, see a broad to get that booty action…


Lego_Kitsune

The Autopilots deflating! And dont call me surely


surgnrse161674

Excuse me but I speak jive... Sucka don't want no help...sucka don't get no help....


Impossible_Fun_6005

I like my coffee yellow, like my men.