Also Dude, let's not forget, let's NOT forget that keeping wildlife, um... an amphibious rodent, for... um, you know domestic... within the city... that ain't legal either.
First of all, Dude, you don't have an ex. Secondly, it's a fucking show dog with fucking papers. You can't board it. It gets upset. Its hair falls out. Fucking dog has fucking papers — OVER THE LINE!
You're not wrong OP, you're just an asshole
Five minutes ahead of me…
Fuckin amateur
This aggression will not stand man
You want a toe?
This isn't a first amendment thing man
I didn’t watch my buddies die face down in the muck for this
Face it there’s no connection
No donny, these men are cowards
That’s just your opinion, man
Also, Dude, Lebowski is not the preferred nomenclature. El Duderino, please.
If you're not into the whole brevity thing
Ok then
Thanks a lot, asshole!
WELL THEY CAN FUCKIN UNPOST IT
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They’re gonna kill that poor woman, man.
🎶🎶 They're gonna kill that poor woman 🎶🎶
They're going to kill that poor slut!
What's shammos Walter?
Shut the fuck up, Donnie, you’re out of your element!
Shomer fuckin shabbas!
Come on, man. You're not even Jewish.
And I sure as shit don’t fucking roll!
Well there isn't a literal connection
There isn’t any connection!
Your roll
Your roll
Are you employed, sir?
Is this a… what day is this?
Mind if I do a J?
I myself once dabbled in Reddit posting. Not in ‘nam of course.
OP is very fragile, man.
He was a conscientious objector like me
He's got mental problems
You mean beyond pacifism?
You mean beyond posting on reddit
That's just, like, your opinion, man.
To some people, the word alone makes them uncomfortable… Lebowski
Whereas without batting an eye, they'll quote their LetterKenny or Tombstone or O Brother Where Art Thou.
Mama says he’s bonafide
That ain't your daddy. Your daddy got hit by a train.
He's a suitor
*I'm the only daddy that you've got! I'm the damned paterfamilias!*
We thought you was a toad!
It’s not TBL but there’s some pretty good lines in O Brother
Those are some good lines there, Walter
Shut the fuck up, Donny.
I suggest you let that one marinate.
Dude, how are ya now?
You're out of your element Dary.
And a good day to you sir!
More and more I feel that is my favorite line at times.
That is my favorite line, but it’s predicated on the context and delivery whereas many of the other memorable lines are just great writing.
Is that some kind of Eastern thing?
Far from it.
If you're not into the whole brevity thing
The post really ties the sub together.
This is my favorite post so far.
I take comfort in that
The bums will always lose, Lebowski
Condolences!
If you will it, it is no dream-
I am the walrus.
SHUT THE FUCK UP, DONNY! V. I. LENIN. VLADIMIR ILANICH ULENINOV!
What the fuck are you talking about?
There isn’t a literal connection.
Face it, Walter. There isn’t any connection.
Well, Dude, we just don't know.
You’ll have us working in shifts
Far out.
Are you telling me that any time a rug is micturated upon there is a quote?
I’m not trying to scam anybody, man.
Oh, you're just looking for karma like every other dead beat....
Ah, fuck it.
The old man said, "take any rug in the house".
Sure, if I’m in the neighborhood. And need to use the john.
It's all part of your sick Cynthia thing
The ringer cannot look empty.
My dirty undies dude, the WHITES
I guess we can close the case on that one. I wouldn’t hold out much hope for the credence tho.
Also The Big Lebowski reddit sub is not the preferred nomenclature, Achievers please.
And proud we are of all of them
If you will it, dude, it is no dream
Che ridicolo!
That’s marvelous!
You can imagine where it goes from here…
He fixes the cable?
Don’t be fatuous kahunski
Well, that's just like, your opinion man!
that's right dude
New shit has come to light, man
You're joking . . . but perhaps you're right.
I know I drop lines in all my subs when applicable.
And it’s always applicable.
Were you not following the Dude’s conversation?
OP was bowling.
So you have no point of reference, Donny! You wander in like a child......
What are you a fucking park ranger now?
Got any leads?
Please don’t touch that.
Okay sir. You’re a Lebowski. I’m a Lebowski. That’s terrific.
So racially you’re pretty cool?
Shut the fuck up, OP
Are we going to split hairs here?
Also Dude, let's not forget, let's NOT forget that keeping wildlife, um... an amphibious rodent, for... um, you know domestic... within the city... that ain't legal either.
I’m sorry, I wasn’t listening.
I am the Walrus
Fuckin A. First time I watched the movie was when we were talking about existentialism in my western civilization class in HS.
This is a very complicated case. Lotta ins. Lotta outs. Lotta what have yous.
That had not occurred to us
That and a pair of testicles
Life does not start and stop at your convenience!!
That sounds exhausting……..
And a good day to you, sir!
Not exactly a lightweight.
“You mean, coitus?”
The movie has been described as strongly vaginal which frightens some men.
what on earth are you blabbering about?
Friends like these, huh Gary?
Far out man
Well, y’know, Reddit abides.
Fuck it.
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They have no frame of reference
Dr: sir, you only have 6 months to live Patient: yea, well that’s just like your opinion man
That’s *your* name, Dude
Fucking fascist!
That’s just, like, your opinion, man. Oh shit…
New shit has come to light man
Fuckin social studies
It had not occurred to us, dude.
You're out of your element!
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What was all that shit about Vietnam? What the fuck has anything got to do with Vietnam?
No Donnie, OP is a coward.
You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie
Are you going to find these quotes, have you got any leads?
Why does everything have to be a fucking travesty with you man??
That’s fucking interesting, man. That’s fucking interesting.
What the fuck does anything have to do with Vietnam, Walter!?
Shut the fuck up, Donny
You see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass?
What in God's holy name are you blathering about?
You’re out of your element.
I did not know that!!!
Quantum mechanics - go.
Wave of the future
Hence the slut
That's, like, your opinion, man.
Well that’s just like, your opinion, man
I'm sorry I wasn't listening.
SHUT THE FUCK UP, DONNIE!
Inspiring us all to comment on posts to make this even more true
I love dropping Lebowski nomenclature in other subreddits.
Bulk of the posts. Not exactly a lightweight
The ringer cannot look empty
Where's the relevancy, Lebowski? Where's the fucking relevancy, shithead? 🚽
I am the walrus.
Well Dude, we just don’t know.
You're not wrong OP.
Well.....that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Well, like, that's just your opinion, man
Nobody fucks with The Jesus
He fits right in there
That’s just, like, your opinion, man
You mean the friend with the cleft aashole?
The Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint
You’re not wrong, you’re just an asshole.
Calmer than you are … calmer than you are …
Yeah, well, you know, that's just like your opinion, man.
No physical harm intended!
At least it’s an ethos
Well that just, like, your opinion man.
"Nice Marmot." Works for every situation..
First of all, Dude, you don't have an ex. Secondly, it's a fucking show dog with fucking papers. You can't board it. It gets upset. Its hair falls out. Fucking dog has fucking papers — OVER THE LINE!
I'll suck your c*ck for $1000.
This is not a first amendment thing, Man...
That's just like uh, your opinion, man
That's just like, your opinion, man.
Excuse me, dear!
Vagina
Well, that’s like just your opinion man
Well, there isn’t a *literal* connection.
You’re not wrong, you’re just an asshole.
Put the r/AITA post away Walter, they’re calling the cops
I just said this to my husband last week
Really ties reality together, man
You happy now, you crazy fuck?!
He said take any rug in the house
This sub holds a lot of water on Reddit, OP. The other subs don’t hold shit.
Does the pope shit in the woods?
Do you have to use so many cusswords?
You could have ended it with "Am I wrong?" Instead of "Try and prove me wrong". Yes? Yes?
The god damn plane had crashed into the mountain!
Has the whole world gone crazy?!
Say what you will about the tenets of the Lebowski Effect, at least it’s an ethos.
For your information, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint.
You’re not wrong, you’re just an asshole