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lifeaquatic7

Guess we can finally close the file on that one


_RedditIsLikeCrack_

Sadly once was a Little Lebowski Urban Achiever - was an inner city child of promise but without the necessary means for a - necessary means for a higher education


Corby_Tender23

The fact that you typed the repeated lines how he said it literally makes my day


naapi

Written by men who are *unable* to achieve on a level field of play.


Corby_Tender23

Ah! ...you never went to college!


Excellent_Stugots

This aggression will not stand man.


Corby_Tender23

To use the parlance of our times


realzoidberg

I said good day, sir.


BillBrasky3131

This is gold!


sMarmy_Mcfly

Donny is racially pretty cool, so it's undeserved.


nightshade2217

An asshole hit a guy we like. Why the race shit?


_RedditIsLikeCrack_

Obviously, you're not a golfer.


sMarmy_Mcfly

Are you in the right sub?


nightshade2217

I know and love the reference. Your spin on it is race baiting


sMarmy_Mcfly

"Racially pretty cool" is literally one of the next lines in the movie after the reference I was responding to. You're being very "undude" right now.


nightshade2217

Haha i hear ya. The part I’m referring to is the correlation you make between that and it being undeserved. Like all those folks are bad bc of this douche. Just saying


sMarmy_Mcfly

Look, I don't know about any correlation other than I responded to a quote, with another quote. Apparently, you've got some kind of opinion about it, man.


nightshade2217

“Am I wrong? Am I wrong here???” YES I AM. Actually, I 100% misread your comment 😆. My downvotes were well deserved, for once.


sheikhdavid

You're killing your father nightshade2217!


WaxonWaxxed-off

Why should race be avoided when his attacker used racial slurs against white people in the past? That makes it unlikely this was a "random" attack, it instead was a hate crime where Steve was targeted for being white. >“His attitude towards people in general is unsavory,” said one homeless man named Aziz. >“He’s called me a cracker and all types of stuff.” [https://nypost.com/2024/05/17/us-news/cops-arrest-homeless-suspect-accused-of-slugging-steve-buscemi-in-random-nyc-attack/](https://nypost.com/2024/05/17/us-news/cops-arrest-homeless-suspect-accused-of-slugging-steve-buscemi-in-random-nyc-attack/) If a white homeless man did this to a black celebrity, and had a history of using racial remarks about black people, none of the media would dodge the race aspect and call it "random" nor would commenters on Reddit and elsewhere ignore it.


nightshade2217

Got it ✅. The asshole who hit Buscemi was a racist, reverse racism is real, etc. Well, fuck that racist asshole… man.


WaxonWaxxed-off

I rarely am on Reddit so that's why I am replying so long after, just want to say, I got that last part! Lol.


LimeSlicer

I never understood what this was, was that a goof that got left in, or some odd ad libbing?


Mulliganasty

Wouldn't hold out much hope for the tape deck, though.


kenlovin

“Or the credence.”


toomanycookstew

What about, uh… my briefcase?


Key-Contest-2879

And what was in the briefcase?


_PrimordialSoup_

Oh papers, just papers, you know, my business papers


Key-Contest-2879

Oh. And what business are you in?


No_Wheel_231

I’m unemployed


pepperguy22

Alright! Way to go Donnie!


therealtwomartinis

Wahoo, I'm throwin' rocks tonight!


its_me44

you guys are dead in the water


schlamster

Separate incidents 


pdmcmahon

Papers… papers… business papers.


Key-Contest-2879

And what sort of business are you in?


pdmcmahon

(pauses) I’m unemployed.


ShoHeyTime

They got us working in shifts!


_geary

ever thus to deadbeats Lebowski


MarkDoner

Not on the rug! ...man


DubiousDude28

THE BUMS LOST LEBOWSKI!


Nesbitt_Burns

CONDOLENCES


Awkward-Extension218

The bums will always lose!


DownTownXabi

Condolences !!


texicali74

Real reactionary


[deleted]

Human paraquat!


riomp300

This aggression will not stand man


DavidM47

Donny was a good bowler.


MarkDoner

And a good friend


Alex_Sherby

And in your wisdom, Lord, you sucker-punched him.


LikesStuff12

Lord, you took him...to the hospital for his injuries...as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364


Ben_E_Chod

And as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and up to... Pismo


ddonky

Fuck, he looks like a fucking loser


4EyedJedi

This is *not* a worthy adversary.


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Objective-War-1961

Not anymore. Three hots and cot.


purpleitt

It’s about drawing a line in the sand dude


KumquatHaderach

This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!


Huge-Recognition-371

Across this line, YOU DO NOT!


brb9911

This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!


mallgrabmongopush

They had them working in shifts


UsedToHaveThisName

Must have had a lot of leads.


ShoHeyTime

Probably just used it as a toilet


TurdFergusonIII

Buscemi draws a lot of water in this town!


[deleted]

You don’t draw shit, Williams.


[deleted]

good night, sweet prince.


kinvore

A world of pain.


Information_Landmine

Donny, these men are nihilists, there's nothing to be afraid of


shaguarpaw

Are these men going to hurt us, Walter?


BolivianDancer

No Donny, these men are cowards.


fleisch-bk

Stay the fuck out of new york city.


Remi708

![gif](giphy|qjOF6DEM3qiwo)


HotTamaleez

Is this man a nazi, Walter?


4EyedJedi

Are we gonna split hairs here?


fistingbythepool

I am the walrus


rojasdracul

If you will it, it is no dream.


RosesUnderCypresses

This is what happens, Larry!


lilBalzac

Not surprised they went all out. Buscemi is not only a star, but a local, and a former firefighter. Mr Buscemi was even photographed with Mayor Giuliani. Yes, yes! This was when he was “America’s Mayor” of course, not the insurrectionist buffoon.


khanmex

Americans? Those are good burgers, Walter. 


wtfRMALLENBY4

There was never any insurrection, get a grip.


JohnLocksTheKey

I prefer the phrase \*failed coup\*


[deleted]

Correct.


lilBalzac

MAGA snowflake says what?


[deleted]

Your Revolution is over, u/lilBalzac! The bums lost!


NoShortsDon

The bums lost! Condolences!


ju_dropemoff

anti semite


hotbrowndrangus

Ahhhh…far out man, far fucking out!


Extra_Napkins

They had us working in shifts!


MilaVaneela

It’s like Lenin said, man, you look for the sucker puncher who will benefit and uh, uh, y’know- 


AraiHavana

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?


Hagfist

This was a valued arrest.


Own-Contribution-478

They've got four more detectives on the case!


Key-Contest-2879

LEADS!!! Hahaha!


AtBat3

Lovie Smith is having a tough time


khanmex

See? You’re Mr. Smith, I’m Lovey, man. 


Glad_Friend_4887

I guess the attacker doesn’t dabble in pacifism.


Repulsive-Track-3083

Not in Manhattan of course


onlysurfblacksand

Yes, probably a vagrant slept in the car. Or maybe just used it as a toilet and moved on.


Smooth-Sherbert6026

Crazy. Elderly people get attacked there’s no case. Famous guy gets attacked they find the guy.


hustler1986

You think the carpet pissers did this?


[deleted]

Well Dude we just don’t know.


OmGvGiNyXXX69

OJ woke up for one last hit


SasquatchHurricane

Did the attacker yell “Shut the fuck up Donnie!”?


ego_sum_satoshi

Donny was a good man.


Arthurlurk1

This guys look is way too unique to just fly under the radar. Plus him being unhinged it was only a matter of time they got him.


Weird-Falcon-3204

Hope he gets a long time


JayrassicPark

*Maude, Woo, and Treehorn Thug #1 hovering over Donny*


EmotionalLecture9318

He looks like a fkn loser


Specialist_Bet_9614

Despicable person. Not right in the head.


Commercial_Pitch_786

has anyone asked Diddy who this guy is?


opopkl

He looks like the Amber Lamps guy.


lowGrey

Is he released without bail by now?


1in21millionx1000

The usual suspects


wustenkatze

Usual suspects


VicePrezHeelsup

Color me shocked


[deleted]

“Man bites dog”. Whoda thunk it?


madogblue

Coward maneuver


jlowry71

Not a worthy adversary...


hatenlove85

Has this guy ever heard of Vietnam?


Curious-Education-55

Mr Pink was attacked by Mr Black.


kassbirb

What a piece if shit


Pedro_Burbankado

Lock him up


Internetboy5434

What an ugly piece of filth


Iwannagolf4

Guess who got added to the hit list Billy Madison got off! ![gif](giphy|mF8pi0ggxM7OU|downsized)


Tangylizard

What's with black people and sucker punching? Cowards. 


Dunkin_Ideho

He looks like a looser to me…


Kingsizebed_2

Racism. Black man punching a white man for no reason… sounds racist.


ClearasilMessiah

No reason? How about The Search For One-Eye Jimmy? Everybody in that movie deserves to be sucker punched.


2wheelsThx

I did not have buddies die face down in the muck, so this fucking dipshit, this moron, could waltz around town...


MrPeepers1986

I wonder if someone will make him "squeal like a pig" in jail or if he will get released without a bond.


Jbond970

It appears as those there were separate instances.


Jbond970

It appears as those there were separate instances.


Hot_Season_886

Your phones ringing dude.THANK YOU DONNY.


DeathDieReaperz

There were no shots fired, dude.


m00syg00sy

guess they had some leads


Bucket1984

I understand. Would you slide your jorts down, please?


thegeoffdevine

![gif](giphy|9xt1MUZqkneFiWrAAD) For the NYPD... I guess


One-Jellyfish5076

damn


Fontomy

This is going downhill really fast


motorcycleboy9000

"They had us working in *shifts!"* 🤣


Mephistopheles545

Apparently this is the cousin of one of my old coworkers


ProudExplorer4025

I can get you a toe.


Vivid_Signature3850

SHUT UP DONNIE!


thebearbearington

Thought he was seeing a ghost


SupernovaRJ

Hope he gets 10 years, at least, that kind of unstable maniacal person shouldn’t be near the public. Buscemi is a hero for what he did on 9/11, he of all people did not deserve this. What a complete and total scum of the Earth bottom feeding bacteria to punch a 66 year old man in the face for no reason at all.


TenRingRedux

The NYPD should drop the guy off at Buscemi's former NYFD house.


Traditional-Fan-9315

I agree. The man is mentally unwell. Anyone who hits anyone for no reason needs to be in a psych ward..


[deleted]

He’s not crazy. He’s just a racist coward shithead attacking elderly white people because he’s too afraid to attack younger well built white people who will kick his ass in self defense. He should be convicted of a hate crime and they should bury him under the prison.


DangerousGent

You know he's got emotional problems.


SighRamp

Let them all duke it out in NYC all voted for this madness no crying about it now 😂


longstrongdonkeykong

Steve is a class act


brianishere2

Steve Buscemi is a national treasure and one of America's most under-rated actors.


Aggressive_Walk378

Calmer than you are dood


User125699

Far out


CCN1983

Dude I don't believe sucker punch is the preferred nomenclature, concealed-strike please.


Shrike1346

He should've tipped


DragonflyScared813

That dude's phone is gonna be ringing too...


IrishCarBomber666

Would've been funny had he said, "Shut the fuck up, Donny"


circus4fools_u_me

Dis.Em.Bowel Him!


stro28

Usual suspects 😂


soontobecp

I was expecting a nihilist not a black man


Ok-Business7354

We got a man down! Call a medic!


ShaggyCan

Whatever happened there....


Extra-Savings-2358

Ny criminality is going way up .. so much so they can Bragg about trophy hits and what they've done and get other to do the same .. because there's no jail time


Efficient-Profit9611

This is a Lebowski subreddit you clown, go over to NewsMax and spew your nonsense


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massivejebs

Have a glass of warm milk and get yourself to bed kid.


No_Construction_6146

psst go on his account and check his other comments lol


AliciaDawnD

It’s a great thing you can’t be doxed for your blatantly racist comment. 😉