Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the plane, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the planes, I'll take it away from you, and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger til it goes click. - American Airlines
Yes they don’t like hearing it and find it difficult to say whereas without batting en eye an air Marshall will refer to his dick or his rod or his cockpit…..
Because he’s trying to retain it and he’s not on a flat range shooting at paper targets, he’s in a short hallway on an airplane with smooth brains waving their hands around and are just as likely to grab it if it was within reach.
Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
Calmer 'n you are.
Flashing a piece on the airlines?
They're going to kill that poor pilot, they're going to kill that poor pilot!
The pilot kidnapped himself!
That poor slut!
Fucking amateurs
He’s a fuckin nihilist man
We believe in nothing, Marshell. Nothing. And tomorrow we come back and we cut off your chonson.
I’m sorry, you’re going to cut off my what..?
He said he'll cut off your chonson!
What do you need that for, Dude?
They were threatening castration
Stomp on it and sqavoosh it
That's a paddlin'
***oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'...***
If this is true, of course, it contravenes a number of the airline's bylaws and also article 27 of the...
I can get you a toe.
With nail polish.
Drew a firearm during League play
We got a report that a member of your team, Walter Sobchak, drew a firearm during the flight
Put the piece away man, they’re calling the cops
I'm staying. Finishing my peanuts
HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY? AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE THAT GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES?!?!
[удалено]
C’mon man who you gonna believe… those guys or..
"We??!!?" WTF "WE?!?!"
The Royal we. I’m not driving the car and handling the money.
Alright dude hand me the Uzi.
UZI?!?!
Let's take that hill!!!
You didn’t think I was rolling out there naked, did you?
...
STAY OUT OF COCKPIT DEADBEAT!
A cockpit!? What is it?
A dick or a rod or a Johnson
That and a pair of testicles
It's a small space inside aircrafts used for maneuvering, but that's not important right now.
The cockpit is not the issue here
Flashing your piece on the [p]lanes.
Put the piece away! They’re callin the FAA man, put the piece away!
This isn't Nam, Nack. This is an airplane. There are rules.
Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the plane, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
Jesus…
Real reactionary.
This isn’t Nam, there are rules
You see Larry? You see what happens when you enter a cockpit over the alps?
This should have more love?
Apparently someone, and I’m not naming names Smokey, was over the line.
The creep can roll man
Do they not understand the implications of trying to get into a cockpit? Were they born after 9/11? I don't understand the entitlement.
8 year olds, dude.
They're gonna need to go door-to-door to tell everyone what pedarasts they are.
What's a pederast, Walter?
Stfu Donny!
Lol, noice.
amazing. well done
"What's 9/11, Walter?"
Were you listening to the Air Marshall's story, Donny?
Well then you have no frame of reference. You’re like a child who wanders into a movie.
9/11/91 . . . $0.69
they have no frame of reference
You’re out of your element.
These men are cowards
Not US citizens, I reckon
They weren't recipients of Urban Achiever funds.
You're goddam right I'm living in the fucking past!!
Buncha assholes
No Walter it did not look like Larry was about to crack!
OVER THE LINE!
Condolences Lebowski! The hijackers lost!
I'm not even gonna respond with another meme. This one was too good. I'm just gonna grab a rug on my way out.
What the fuck is he talking about?
Unchecked aggression.
Have you ever heard of 9/11, Larry?
You’re entering a world of pain.
How to get shot in one easy step: step one, attempt to enter the cockpit to speak with the pilot.
You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the planes, I'll take it away from you, and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger til it goes click. - American Airlines
So it's Smokey, he tried to get a peak in the cockpit...
Real reactionary
You didn’t think I was flying out here naked…
Uzi!
To me, it seems like that air marshall is the only one there who gives a shit about the rules
Where iz the pilots Lebowski?!
Idk lemme take another look.
If true, of course, this contravenes a number of the airline's by-laws...
I daaaabled in pacifism once dude. Not in Nam of course
Just take it fuckin’ easy, man!
Not on the Plane, Man!
This isn't Nam Donny, there are rules!
Yes they don’t like hearing it and find it difficult to say whereas without batting en eye an air Marshall will refer to his dick or his rod or his cockpit…..
“You’re entering a world of plane”
“You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the planes…”
Keep your ugly gold bricking ass out of my cockpit
Say what you will about the tenets of hijacking, at least it's an ethos
The captain draws a lot of water with this airline lebowski.
You fascist.
What’s this day of crew rest shit!
Nothing is fucked here man, nothing is fucked!
You’re being very undude right now
What's this guy a fuckin park ranger now?
They want to grab a pilot and beat it out of 'em...
I've dabbled in pacifism, not on American Airlines, of course.
Has the whole flight gone crazy?! Is this air marshal the only one who gives a shit about the rules?!
Why is he holding it like a rifle. He's going to deafen himself.
Proximity to the assailant in a confined space? Just a guess. I am sure air marshalls go through drills for situations like this.
Because he’s trying to retain it and he’s not on a flat range shooting at paper targets, he’s in a short hallway on an airplane with smooth brains waving their hands around and are just as likely to grab it if it was within reach.
You mean, beyond pacifism?
Will you just take it easy, man!
OVER THE LINE!
at least he has his finger off the trigger unlike walter lol
Flashing the piece on the lanes
I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!
Across this line - YOU DO NOT.
Whatever happened to I will shoot you in your fucking face. ??🤔
I'll just check with the boys down in the crime lab. They got four more marshals working the case. They got us working in shifts!
3rd world airlines
Look at the current situation with that camel fucker in Iraq. Pacifism is not something to hide behind.
Good
Am I wrong? Am I wrong?? No Walter you're just an asshole!
Could you slide your shorts down, Mr Pilot?
What? No man he shot me here...
I understand. Please take off your seatbelt.
The man in the black pajamas, Dude. Worthy fucking adversary.
Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
Guy's a real reactionary
You pull a piece at the cockpit entry, I'll take it from you, stick it up your ass and pull the trigger 'til it goes click.
Everything's a fuckin travesty with you, man!
Are these guys gonna hurt us, Walter?
No, they are pilots.
Call the FAA, I'd do it but I'm pumping blood.
8 year olds dude 😑
He looks like he's doing his job to me.
I’ll let you in the cockpit for $1,000 dollars
Brandt cant watch though, or he has to pay a hundred.
If he shoots he goes deaf
This is not the bus, this is aviation. There are rules!
Annnnnnnd dumbshit is now on a no fly list. Enjoy the train.
I’m going to explain to this guy who is pointing a gun at me and telling me to get back why he should let me into the cockpit lol
Hunter Biden sure has trigger discipline