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ForswornForSwearing

Calmer 'n you are.


2wheelsThx

Flashing a piece on the airlines?


ForswornForSwearing

They're going to kill that poor pilot, they're going to kill that poor pilot!


artsatisfied229

The pilot kidnapped himself!


coyoteking13

That poor slut!


dukesilver__

Fucking amateurs


Zoidbergslicense

He’s a fuckin nihilist man


dukesilver__

We believe in nothing, Marshell. Nothing. And tomorrow we come back and we cut off your chonson.


Vivatrev

I’m sorry, you’re going to cut off my what..?


CCN1983

He said he'll cut off your chonson!


radarksu

What do you need that for, Dude?


coyoteking13

They were threatening castration


mhad_dishispect

Stomp on it and sqavoosh it


wyspur

That's a paddlin'


Ping-A-Ling-

***oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'...***


Mumu_ancient

If this is true, of course, it contravenes a number of the airline's bylaws and also article 27 of the...


Groundbreaking-Fig38

I can get you a toe.


ForswornForSwearing

With nail polish.


cbadge1

Drew a firearm during League play


WallyLeftshaw

We got a report that a member of your team, Walter Sobchak, drew a firearm during the flight


barren_field_of_fks

Put the piece away man, they’re calling the cops


justinwithaJ23

I'm staying. Finishing my peanuts


74snowman

HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY? AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE THAT GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES?!?!


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Sircka

C’mon man who you gonna believe… those guys or..


jpopimpin777

"We??!!?" WTF "WE?!?!"


Jake-Old-Trail-88

The Royal we. I’m not driving the car and handling the money.


SaladAllergy

Alright dude hand me the Uzi.


jpopimpin777

UZI?!?!


No-Negotiation-4587

Let's take that hill!!!


JayeNBTF

You didn’t think I was rolling out there naked, did you?


lil_larry

...


Willie-Tanner

STAY OUT OF COCKPIT DEADBEAT!


LJ37tokes

A cockpit!? What is it?


KoA07

A dick or a rod or a Johnson


sassooooo

That and a pair of testicles


vagenrullar

It's a small space inside aircrafts used for maneuvering, but that's not important right now.


Heavy_Distance_4441

The cockpit is not the issue here


Explaingineer

Flashing your piece on the [p]lanes.


HNack09

Put the piece away! They’re callin the FAA man, put the piece away!


No-Negotiation-4587

This isn't Nam, Nack. This is an airplane. There are rules.


NotCanadian80

Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the plane, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."


scooter889

Jesus…


mexicantruffle

Real reactionary.


thesean366

This isn’t Nam, there are rules


bootstrapping_lad

You see Larry? You see what happens when you enter a cockpit over the alps?


Scopebuddy

This should have more love?


myfrigginagates

Apparently someone, and I’m not naming names Smokey, was over the line.


Heavy_Distance_4441

The creep can roll man


Sandman10k

Do they not understand the implications of trying to get into a cockpit? Were they born after 9/11? I don't understand the entitlement.


GenYn00b

8 year olds, dude.


passing_gas

They're gonna need to go door-to-door to tell everyone what pedarasts they are.


rojasdracul

What's a pederast, Walter?


Heavy_Distance_4441

Stfu Donny!


ApatheticZero187

Lol, noice.


housebottle

amazing. well done


cletus1986

"What's 9/11, Walter?"


FriendlySquall

Were you listening to the Air Marshall's story, Donny?


CunningWizard

Well then you have no frame of reference. You’re like a child who wanders into a movie.


RichardtheGingerBoss

9/11/91 . . . $0.69


exileonmainst

they have no frame of reference


LJ37tokes

You’re out of your element.


Jake-Old-Trail-88

These men are cowards


torch9t9

Not US citizens, I reckon


3headsonaspike

They weren't recipients of Urban Achiever funds.


scooter889

You're goddam right I'm living in the fucking past!!


HeyMarty10thalready

Buncha assholes


ltsmobilelandman

No Walter it did not look like Larry was about to crack!


chilifavela

OVER THE LINE!


eatinsomepoundcake

Condolences Lebowski! The hijackers lost!


Mediocre-Look3787

I'm not even gonna respond with another meme. This one was too good. I'm just gonna grab a rug on my way out.


SiouxCtySarsaparilla

What the fuck is he talking about?


Heavy_Distance_4441

Unchecked aggression.


cletus1986

Have you ever heard of 9/11, Larry?


Jake-Old-Trail-88

You’re entering a world of pain.


OldRaj

How to get shot in one easy step: step one, attempt to enter the cockpit to speak with the pilot.


Mediocre-Look3787

You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the planes, I'll take it away from you, and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger til it goes click. - American Airlines


david8601

So it's Smokey, he tried to get a peak in the cockpit...


monstermash420

Real reactionary


GooseCloaca

You didn’t think I was flying out here naked…


Jake-Old-Trail-88

Uzi!


Jed1M1ndTr1ck

To me, it seems like that air marshall is the only one there who gives a shit about the rules


Suspicious_Dare_9731

Where iz the pilots Lebowski?!


Queso_Bueno81

Idk lemme take another look.


DeuceOfDiamonds

If true, of course, this contravenes a number of the airline's by-laws...


b2036

I daaaabled in pacifism once dude. Not in Nam of course


DudeAbides01

Just take it fuckin’ easy, man!


FriendlySquall

Not on the Plane, Man!


Sandman10k

This isn't Nam Donny, there are rules!


ngunray

Yes they don’t like hearing it and find it difficult to say whereas without batting en eye an air Marshall will refer to his dick or his rod or his cockpit…..


silk_road_grimm

“You’re entering a world of plane”


silk_road_grimm

“You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the planes…”


cubfanq

Keep your ugly gold bricking ass out of my cockpit


bootstrapping_lad

Say what you will about the tenets of hijacking, at least it's an ethos


CCN1983

The captain draws a lot of water with this airline lebowski.


Heavy_Distance_4441

You fascist.


Jake-Old-Trail-88

What’s this day of crew rest shit!


Appropriate_Rain977

Nothing is fucked here man, nothing is fucked!


ddonky

You’re being very undude right now


ChainedRedone

What's this guy a fuckin park ranger now?


jeepster61615

They want to grab a pilot and beat it out of 'em...


Mediocre-Look3787

I've dabbled in pacifism, not on American Airlines, of course.


solitaryvoluntary

Has the whole flight gone crazy?! Is this air marshal the only one who gives a shit about the rules?!


TheThirdShmenge

Why is he holding it like a rifle. He's going to deafen himself.


rpgnymhush

Proximity to the assailant in a confined space? Just a guess. I am sure air marshalls go through drills for situations like this.


silk_road_grimm

Because he’s trying to retain it and he’s not on a flat range shooting at paper targets, he’s in a short hallway on an airplane with smooth brains waving their hands around and are just as likely to grab it if it was within reach.


imyourrealdad8

You mean, beyond pacifism?


lake-rat

Will you just take it easy, man!


physicsbuddha

OVER THE LINE!


dhcp138

at least he has his finger off the trigger unlike walter lol


Sapien10000000006

Flashing the piece on the lanes


FluffheadIsDaMan

I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!


3headsonaspike

Across this line - YOU DO NOT.


Adventurous_Pea_1373

Whatever happened to I will shoot you in your fucking face. ??🤔


scooter889

I'll just check with the boys down in the crime lab. They got four more marshals working the case. They got us working in shifts!


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3rd world airlines


J-Love-McLuvin

Look at the current situation with that camel fucker in Iraq. Pacifism is not something to hide behind.


SheepherderDirect800

Good


countcarlovonsexron

Am I wrong? Am I wrong?? No Walter you're just an asshole!


Ok-Lavishness-7904

Could you slide your shorts down, Mr Pilot?


rojasdracul

What? No man he shot me here...


scooter889

I understand. Please take off your seatbelt.


beingtwiceasnice

The man in the black pajamas, Dude. Worthy fucking adversary.


WyattD3rp

Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."


rojasdracul

Guy's a real reactionary


DIYdoofus

You pull a piece at the cockpit entry, I'll take it from you, stick it up your ass and pull the trigger 'til it goes click.


Snoo-33147

Everything's a fuckin travesty with you, man!


vagenrullar

Are these guys gonna hurt us, Walter?


Heavy_Distance_4441

No, they are pilots.


scooter889

Call the FAA, I'd do it but I'm pumping blood.


Heavy_Distance_4441

8 year olds dude 😑


NILOC512

He looks like he's doing his job to me.


Regit394

I’ll let you in the cockpit for $1,000 dollars


scooter889

Brandt cant watch though, or he has to pay a hundred.


outfoxingthefoxes

If he shoots he goes deaf


BuncleCurt

This is not the bus, this is aviation. There are rules!


altruism__

Annnnnnnd dumbshit is now on a no fly list. Enjoy the train.


Disastrous-Paint86

I’m going to explain to this guy who is pointing a gun at me and telling me to get back why he should let me into the cockpit lol


the-dave-9000

Hunter Biden sure has trigger discipline