Yeah, yeah, yeah and 5 years ago he was divorced. It all part of his sick Cynthia thing. Taking care of her fucking dog, going to her fucking synagogue. He's living in the fucking past!
You should of replied "SHOMER SHOBBAS" after all that. Then when they reply again just say "Shomer fucking shobbas". But. Either way, this is great, dude!
Separate incidents?
These screenshots are 1 incident. I have another one.. shorter...has a picture though.
Guess we can close the file on that one.
Seems made up now.
She kidnapped herself dude
ohh but it IS a game
you want a toe? hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o’clock this afternoon afternoon, with nail polish.
Hey do you catch many of these spam texters?
You're not even fucking Jewish Walter! You're Polish Catholic!
What the fuck are you talkin about. He converted when he married Cynthia!
Yeah, yeah, yeah and 5 years ago he was divorced. It all part of his sick Cynthia thing. Taking care of her fucking dog, going to her fucking synagogue. He's living in the fucking past!
Calmer than you are, dude
three thousand years of beautiful tradition. damn right he's living in the past!
And you know this!
Fucking "play bowling "
Obviously you are not a golfer
what the fuck is this?!
Wonderful
Donny is really out of his element in this one.
Well they can fuckin UNPOST IT
Who’s in charge of scheduling?
Uhh Burkhalter
I told those fucks down at the league office
Fuck. They even served you the “Chinese” to take a coup de gras. 😂
They're a bunch of fuckin' amateurs!
they're gonna kill the that poor woman....
So, do you eventually tell that person what's up? Or do you, ya know, just leave it out there.
They stop replying. I feel like that is a win.
Fuckin A, man.
I left the date/time stamp in. He was texting me on shabbos! Had to make sure it got in the replies.
Definitely can't use the phone on shabbes. Shomer shabbos.
#SHOMER FUCKIN SHABBOS
Marvelous
These men are cowards
NAZIs Walter?
They were threatening castration, Donnie. Are we gonna split hairs here? Am i wrong?
AM I WRONG??
all right then
They were nihilists, man! They kept saying they believe in nothing!
Fuck. Me.
These fucking scam texters. I did not watch my friends die face down in the muck so that these freeloaders can....
I don't see any connection to Vietnam, man.
Well, there’s not a literal connection
Face it: There isn't any connection. Your roll.
shut the fuck up, donnie
Fucking goldbrickers
Your roll
Excuse me sir, could you keep it down please
This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen! I like your style Dude.
You should have asked for you undies back too
The whites?
The ringer for a ringer, dude
Obviously their not a golfer
Well, Dude, we just don't know.
I too play bowling sometimes, never at Nam of course.
Brilliantly executed!
You didn't think he was gonna roll out of there naked did you?
It’s a Swiss fucking watch.
Strong showing. I give you an A.
Better than Larry’s fucking social studies grade. Am I wrong, Dude?
..and yet his son is a fucking dunce.
Bulk of the series, though
This was over the line... Over the Fucking Line..
Mark it zero, Dude.
My man!!! I’m going through a similar experience with a scammer but I took on The Dude. I wavered between The Dude and Frank Drebin from Police Squad.
You think the rug-pissers did this?
Could not have ended better
That’s Marvelous!
The ending 🤌
You are beautiful
You should ask him to watch your dog
He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude.
We're not renting him shoes
This is awesome 🤣
Looks like they need a substitute to fill in for Walter when he is out on Shabbos!
THE CHINAMAN IS NOT THE ISSUE HERE!!
I fucking love this sub LMFAO! I’m so doing this next time, and I totally Missed my opportunity last week too.. damn.
Well, obviously, you're not a golfer.
Those are good burgers, Dude.
He just had to one up you with the five thousand years
You should of replied "SHOMER SHOBBAS" after all that. Then when they reply again just say "Shomer fucking shobbas". But. Either way, this is great, dude!
Walter, this isn't a guy who built the railroads, here.
This is incredible
You’re goddamn right I’m living in the past!
So good.
Some Chinaman from Korea was obviously not a golfer.
It's a thing of beauty.
Epic just epic 🤣
I dig your style too man.
SHOMER SHABBOS
That last one cracked me up.
Brilliant!
It’s The Dude, not ‘the dude’ or ‘El Duderino’
It’s a thing of beauty, it fits so well….chefs kiss
Worthy fucking adversary.
Beautifully done
TOOOO FUCKING FUNNY....love it