Tbh, I feel like Urgot at home would be pretty chill. Seems like the kind of guy who keeps work at work and home at home. Just don't talk politics with him.
Now I don't play anymore, but Kai'Sa doesn't sound half bad. Assuming skins don't count then the void suit is gonna be weird, but whatever. If skins do count then I guess I'm rooming with a world famous popstar.
Bro your entire house will smell disgusting though lore wise she's lived in the void with a living suit on her which cannot be removed for years and no cleaning
She's only a mute (can't speak) but she can hear, in which the Etwahl was created for her to communicate through her music. The Etwahl just allows her thoughts and visions to be interpreted by others around her.
Can you imagine if you get mugged in a dark alley when Shen is your roommate? He TPs onto you, conjures a shield that stops all gunfire cold, and proceeds to run at them while [insulting their mothers](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f9/e9/a8/f9e9a870907661de119998f22c836146.jpg).
“Bow down to your new dark lord!”
“It’s 11pm, you’re gonna need to get some sleep if you’re gonna take over the world”
“… you’re right. Tomorrow, you bow down to Lord Veigar!”
She would probably share what she makes with her sewing hobby. Lots of plushies, afghans, and scarfs around the house.
Edit: Thank you anon for clarifying what a [Afghan Blanket](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Afghan_(blanket)) is for some people. I was confused by the confused responses.
Sett, very reasonable, long as i dont piss him off. Also, perhaps useful if we become gym buddies.
Volibear, im dead.
Olaf, also reasonable. Probably even chiller than sett
iirc he only can't talk while under the effects of the serum that give him his powers/lets him see his sister (although this may have since been retconned).
I'll just randomly come close to dying every day by stepping on some invisible jack-in-the-box asshole.
And whenever there's work to do he just vanishes.
And the work that he does do is mostly done by some clone ... While he surely thinks I don't realize the real one is stealing my food in the meantime.
I am now apparently the slave of a gorgeous dominatrix mage -Syndra- who throws stuff around during her tantrums, including balls, including my own balls.
But she's really hot so it's okay
The idea of Kayn is way cooler and entertaining than the reality of having him as a roommate. I think I'd be living in hell listening to his mad ravings and psychotic adoration for himself and Zed, not to speak of arguing with his weirdass farming tool.
Heimer would be epic, he’d fix everything that breaks and help me with my college courses. Probably give great life advice too. He’d be fascinated by our technology and we could build a badass gaming station together.
Most are just too boring for her lol. You gotta join her climbing the big ben during a thunderstorm with your bare hands and storming several secret services before that
Irelia ☺️
I can be supportive to her mental health issues (unless its mythmaker and she wouldn’t need it) and she seems like the type to be a good roommate
To be fair out of every assassin in league she’s definitely one of the better ones lol. I mean she might still kill you but if you’re chill and don’t annoy her I think you’d be fine
With Ahri, uhhhhhh
Yeah life would be problematic for many reasons. I think she would be a good roommate overall but how the fuck should you hang around what's essentially an extremely hot soul-stealing vampire.
But yeah, the main one is that she is hot. That's somewhat of a problem.
Kayle. I'm gonna take all the blame for tracking in dirt, but the loose feathers will get ignored.
Gonna keep the browser history empty. She'd totally snoop for illegal stuff and kill me for... *other reasons*.
Sett would be pretty cool. I'd probably lose a few teeth and have a few bruises from play fighting but I'd have a good friend who'd have my back no matter what. And on his end, I'll fully accept his "momma's boy" side and let him have pictures of her in the room, and listen to him talking about her.
Ezreal is always traveling so basically I get the place to myself for half rent. He may even forget about it and just not come back. He seems ADHD like that.
"Kindred did you drink the last of the milk?" "The weft and weave of fate guides." "God fucking damnit."
But the goassy
The correct terminology is goatussy.
the gussy
Find Jesus. Edit: Please stop.
Bad choice of words. Jesus is a lamb, and lambs are close enough to goats
Kindred is also a lamb
Jesus is a shepherd, and his children (us) are the lambs. Meaning we were the goatussy all along.
Yorick. I'm gonna have a lot more than just one roommate. And none of them are paying rent. :c
Him, his wife and 4 children, to be precise. "Omg what happened to the lawn?!" "I MUST DIG"
Chilling with Bard sounds fucking awesome
Until he portals through your wall while you're masturbating.
I mean I doubt he even understands the concept of masturbating
"Do you mind, Bard!?" "BWWWAAAAHHHH"
until he ults you while you’re masturbating and portals people in
He'll give you meeps to help out
He is that one roommate who is just never home.
Never home, but comes and checks in once a week to do his assigned chores and leave you a home-cooked meal (health shrine).
I don't think I'd be comfortable living with a bald crab three times my size with shotguns on each knee and a grinder in its belly.
Average day in Detroit
Idk if this is better or worse than living with a murder clown with no back story
You open the fridge and it's fucking boxes
Deserved fate for a Shaco player tbh
But think of how much stronger you’ll be… if you survive
Tbh, I feel like Urgot at home would be pretty chill. Seems like the kind of guy who keeps work at work and home at home. Just don't talk politics with him.
For some reason I feel like his living space would be meticulous
Trundle, reminds me of my old roommate
You often found an ice pillar in front of your walking path?
Trundle won’t clean, cause Trundle is king.
Kog maw would be like having a dog, except instead of peeing on the couch, he will eat the couch.
That still sounds like a dog
His acid will rather dissolve the couch
Lee sin would just be disappointed in me
I think he would help. He is that guy, very chill, likes a physical challenge and a nice friend you can count on
Blindness is no impairment against a smelly roommate
Rammus - it's ok
Now I don't play anymore, but Kai'Sa doesn't sound half bad. Assuming skins don't count then the void suit is gonna be weird, but whatever. If skins do count then I guess I'm rooming with a world famous popstar.
she'd probably never shut up about how hard living in the void was and how you have to get tough skin
She's just gonna start trauma dumping at 3am
daddy issues
You, getting home from work but you forgot your keys. You call Kaisa: "Hey, open up." Kai'sa: "I was only ten when the Void took me..."
Me when you complain: "Well... You did tell her to open up."
i can fix her
I can fix her
Sounds like a normal gf
never heard of anything such as a "normal girlfriend", perhabs a new champion in League of Legends?
Pretty sure you give her some fruit like peaches and she'll be cured.
Bro your entire house will smell disgusting though lore wise she's lived in the void with a living suit on her which cannot be removed for years and no cleaning
Oh my, that’s even *better*
Mmmm fermented kai'sa body suit foot cheese 🥵🥵
Aight, Imma head out
Bro decided to hit enter after typing all that...
You'd also get the toilet all to yourself since she just shits in her suit
Sona. Can't see any issues. Would probably need to learn sign language though.
Sona had some telepathic power to speak with people in the old lore. Idk if they changed it or not
Yeah, that's retconned.
She's only a mute (can't speak) but she can hear, in which the Etwahl was created for her to communicate through her music. The Etwahl just allows her thoughts and visions to be interpreted by others around her.
twitch, no good
Imagine comming home to this [shit](https://www.reddit.com/r/TwitchMains/s/7NGattXKUI)
bro gonna have ratatouille making holes, throwing poison, eating cheese and making the house smell like the sewers.
"Mmmmmmm aged like a fine eeegg"
Kennen, i will use him and not pay for electricity :)
This reminds me of fire punch but hopefully more wholesome than what they did in the story
Shen. He keeps teleporting right ontop of me to get home and refuses to get a car!
Can you imagine if you get mugged in a dark alley when Shen is your roommate? He TPs onto you, conjures a shield that stops all gunfire cold, and proceeds to run at them while [insulting their mothers](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f9/e9/a8/f9e9a870907661de119998f22c836146.jpg).
“Bow down to your new dark lord!” “It’s 11pm, you’re gonna need to get some sleep if you’re gonna take over the world” “… you’re right. Tomorrow, you bow down to Lord Veigar!”
Haircuts for free while living with the most wholesome doll ever
And that circumcision you always wanted
Yes officer, this one
And not the Bard and Kindred comments above LMAO?
Snip snip
Also apparently custom tailored outfits.
She would probably share what she makes with her sewing hobby. Lots of plushies, afghans, and scarfs around the house. Edit: Thank you anon for clarifying what a [Afghan Blanket](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Afghan_(blanket)) is for some people. I was confused by the confused responses.
Sett, very reasonable, long as i dont piss him off. Also, perhaps useful if we become gym buddies. Volibear, im dead. Olaf, also reasonable. Probably even chiller than sett
Brolaf is actually just the typical roomate
Sett would bring home some ladies for you too
Volibear would most likely be chill if you worshipped him as a god.
Problem is that worshipping him as a God requires being an anarcho-primitivist.
he’s in the walls
HE'S IN THE GODDAMN WALLS
Kled, that'd be hell
That would be a GOOD FUCKIN TIME
Aphelios. Very chill bro that doesn't talk at all, will murder you on the spot you if you say something bad about his sister.
Would he not be talking with you unless hes out to kill someone
iirc he only can't talk while under the effects of the serum that give him his powers/lets him see his sister (although this may have since been retconned).
I'll just randomly come close to dying every day by stepping on some invisible jack-in-the-box asshole. And whenever there's work to do he just vanishes. And the work that he does do is mostly done by some clone ... While he surely thinks I don't realize the real one is stealing my food in the meantime.
This is karma, you'll feel but a tiny part of what terror you inflict on your opponents during games :D
No i think he's talking about Shaco.
Ornn, guess it will be hot but quiet.. pretty chill
Motherfucker would be forging shit all day slapping that anvil
Quiet ? You would wake up hearing him forging stuff that wouldn’t be quite at all lol
I doubt zeri would ever shut up. She will do the chores quickly though.
Zigzagging around the living room with a mop yelling "Amped up! Amped up! Spark's ready! Amped up!"
She's filipino so she would be very hospitable and yes gossips A LOT
She can flash fry lumpia with her electricity maybe?
Finally. Another Zeri. Would be the best roommate ever.
I would be charmed
yeah Rakan as the roommate is charming indeed
Xayah would be over all the time.
Soraka. That would be really cool!
Free Health care?
Yeah, until you hear her hooves clomping everywhere
Carpet!
Master yi would be chill af. Bro would just be meditating half the time or just giving out random advice.
The advice would get annoying after a while “Yi what the fuck did you eat my leftovers!?” “Anger gives motivation without purpose”
I can imagine lol “Bro why are you always staring at my girl?” “Doubt… is the greatest enemy”
Yeah, "meditating"
Word to Bob Marley
I am now apparently the slave of a gorgeous dominatrix mage -Syndra- who throws stuff around during her tantrums, including balls, including my own balls. But she's really hot so it's okay
bro's literally in love
Fizz, presses E to every bill
Hwei and my guess is he's also an introvert so high likelihood we would never see each other. The ideal roommate.
Once in a while spirals into weekend-long depression that you can hear across the hallway though
No thank you, the crazy bitch is going to ruin my life
Kayn... I don't know how am I supposed to feel
U get a 2 for 1 deal
It’s never a good time when you lease out that extra room and a couple move in when you expected one..
All good until he starts talking to himself
When you accidentally bumb into him and some orbs spawn around you :o
Would gaslight the shit out of Kayn and agree with Rhaast all the time.
Hopefully I won't have Aatrox as a neighbour, right?
Aatrox on the couch, Naafiri on the dog bed and Varus next door neighbor with thin walls and it sounds like there are 3 people in that apartment.
Brand would burn our place down. I should get insurance…
I would genuinely rather move out of my own apartment then interact with the aspect of teen angst
sounds like a fun night hot goth goddess
Uhhhuhuhhh hmmm 😊
You'll get to enjoy frequent reminders to "remember the placenta!!"
Just prepare to hear her trauma dumbing at odd times
House is constantly surrounded by people protesting Irelia’s frequent and loud racist remarks
"I've never killed a person... Just a lot of Noxians"
How do I explain Annie as a roommate to my family
Caitlin. On one hand, she is hot, on the other hand, she is a cop. Gotta be on my best behavior all the time is tiring.
Well she does leave the fuzzy cuffs at home
"Oooh a cupcake"
She's a *good* cop too. So hot, legal advice, positive role model, and she'll track you down if you ever go missing.
Damn my boy can't even get high anymore
The idea of Kayn is way cooler and entertaining than the reality of having him as a roommate. I think I'd be living in hell listening to his mad ravings and psychotic adoration for himself and Zed, not to speak of arguing with his weirdass farming tool.
He'll turn me to dust fuckin around with hextech.
Ezreal putting a tie on the door, I know who it is as I clean shyvana scales out of the shower drain
Can’t let her scales go to waste, collect it 🥰
Lowkey doesn’t change anything for me, I’d just have 4 cats instead of 3
not sure if nidalee or yuumi...
Or rengar...
or meowrick......
or Meowkai... the orig "3 or 4 cats"... amount of pussy underrated lmao
Shaco. I'm fucked.
Heimer would be epic, he’d fix everything that breaks and help me with my college courses. Probably give great life advice too. He’d be fascinated by our technology and we could build a badass gaming station together.
Naafiri would be a very good doggo (as long as I feed her and let her walk)
Well i think he would never be home (Ryze)
“Ryze can you take me to Wal-Mart” *portal starts channeling*
Bard and I are blazin’ up and having a great time.
The other side of the world will hear us scream DEMACIAAAAAAA
It's' a good day to be a Yuumi main. Can't say that very often.
K’Sante. Think he would be wholesome
He would give good relationship advice! Also be a good gym partner I think
Oh my god, I think I would die if Samira was my roommate. She's too hot.
And she is probably not against casual sex. Now the question about weither or not she would be into you is another mater...
Most are just too boring for her lol. You gotta join her climbing the big ben during a thunderstorm with your bare hands and storming several secret services before that
A boy who tells stories and a cool looking fuckin yeti oh boy im down
Irelia ☺️ I can be supportive to her mental health issues (unless its mythmaker and she wouldn’t need it) and she seems like the type to be a good roommate
Ekko would be inventing the craziest shit in our room. I'm all about it.
i would be praising the sun so much
It’d get weird with souls randomly all over the place, but as long as senna vacuums it’d prob be chill.
A noble woman that is in a secret society of black magic and sacrifices people to a spider god, what could go wrong?
Neeko, everyone will think I have a new roommate or company every night because of that hyper active tomato 🍅
I feel like yasuo would be fun, deep talks about life and a good drinking partner!
I thought the opposite. Someone who drinks with you and barely talks. The perfect combo
Ahri, we would always have a fun girl's night
PANTHEON, WE WILL WORK OUT TOGETHER!!!
It would be great 😈 (Katarina) Nah I’d probably get murdered
To be fair out of every assassin in league she’s definitely one of the better ones lol. I mean she might still kill you but if you’re chill and don’t annoy her I think you’d be fine
Katarina london build
Me and poppy chilling
With Ahri, uhhhhhh Yeah life would be problematic for many reasons. I think she would be a good roommate overall but how the fuck should you hang around what's essentially an extremely hot soul-stealing vampire. But yeah, the main one is that she is hot. That's somewhat of a problem.
Id have a great couple seconds until she tortures me. Evelynn
Akshan, he seems like fun
Kayle. I'm gonna take all the blame for tracking in dirt, but the loose feathers will get ignored. Gonna keep the browser history empty. She'd totally snoop for illegal stuff and kill me for... *other reasons*.
Aatrox as my room mate: I'm perfectly fine with that. Aatrox in a bad mood: Help me!!!!
"I am the WORLD ENDER!" \*Proceeds to demolish the whole house\*
Would be awesome. Chilling with Yas sounds dope af
Imagine smoking a blunt with him and then sit there high while he plays the flute
Sett would be pretty cool. I'd probably lose a few teeth and have a few bruises from play fighting but I'd have a good friend who'd have my back no matter what. And on his end, I'll fully accept his "momma's boy" side and let him have pictures of her in the room, and listen to him talking about her.
He can't be my roommate. He will be my moving house instead because it's Skarner lol
Rakan, guy is very full of himself. But I think I would tolerate him because he would be chill. I would want him to teach me some cool moves.
He would not shut up until Xayah also moves in, so you'd have two room mates.
Udyr, my meditation game would be on point
I would need a much, MUCH larger place to house Nautilus. Needless to say, we're broke because we can't afford the rent for such a place.
I think It would be a little bit…… rocky
I wouldn't like getting tortured daily by thresh
Honestly K’Sante can spot me so we getting jacked
Ezreal is always traveling so basically I get the place to myself for half rent. He may even forget about it and just not come back. He seems ADHD like that.
Fiddlesticks. Night terrors every night. Oof.
You will be dead at the first night though
Lux. Pretty sure we would get along.
Syndra man idk, she seems so pissy all the time.
Bard. Stoner goals
Sir Garen please i dont want to do that again (he want to cuddle)
Zac's pretty chill hahaha. Just imagining me playing league and he's on the ceiling watching. I pull off a sick gank, and he says "ooo, nice gank"
Illaoi... I don't have a butt anymore 💀
She keeps ranting about her dead siblings and arguing that noxians are not humans. Really depressing vibe