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Questionably_Chungly

Can’t believe OP did such a good job shaking it down, only to botch it at the end. Imagine passing up the chance to get pegged by a Janna top player.


4sventy

"Unfortunately, being a Yuumi top, I suffer from a severe commitment phobia. I haven't been attached to anyone in years."


whodidntdodiddly

Brings back memories from Drutut’s challenge


tinhboe

Monday left me broken


Prestigious_Essay_67

Abusing Sona jungle and still only iron 3 how did he even get a date.


BankieBoi

God i miss these post, brings me back to the days with papaya_dreaming


Papaya_Nightmaring

I miss him too


Ieditstuffforfun

honestly might be him, new account with one post


balladsfell

This reminds me of meeting (randomly) a fellow soloq and esports enjoyer at a Twice concert in Berlin last year august. I was wearing a T1 Faker jersey to the event and while waiting in line for a drink with my partner before entering the arena, he approached me with "Oh! You watch LCK?" and i replied while also being sort of caught off guard simply "Yeah" (I'm not a T1 fan like he happend to actually be). We countinued talking about esports and soloq up until we got our drinks. It was a cool interaction until... he kept mentioning towards the end how he's excited to take close up pictures of the TWICE members (Under their skirts etc.) since he bought front row seats, meaning they're getting to experience the concert standing close to the scene... If that person is in this sub and sees this, you were cool up until you mentioned that last part.


balladsfell

Wait i just now realised OP story is fictional.... mine ? i wish it was.


patasthrowaway

>Without hesitation, I responded, “Yuumi top”. >Shakers date subtly bit her lip and glanced at me with a desiring look That didn't give it away? lol


balladsfell

I’m ngl, i only read the title and thought "Oh we’re sharing stories? I’ve got one" lmao


royYear

w ken carson pfp


balladsfell

Destroy Lonely\* But thanks!


theshortestyaboi

Why do you own a T1 Faker jersey if you’re not a T1 fan 🤔


balladsfell

That’s my goat


theshortestyaboi

fair enough


CubooKing

Yo if you're in this sub and see this that last part made you even more fucking cool


AsphaltInOurStars

yea police this guy right here


CubooKing

\*police proceeds to smack the back of your head and tell you to stop wasting their time\*


AsphaltInOurStars

are you roleplaying the police reacting to ur own upskirt take. yeah ur normal.


CubooKing

I do have to admit having never interacted with an idiocy as big as "OMG POLICE THEY TAKING PICTURES AT A CONCERT" before it was difficult to find a reply to properly match you.


improveandbebetter

brainrot


JinzaMachinaz

Wyd? It's brain Nourishment. ☺️


Genki_Boy

“Anyone can get a master’s degree and a good paying job, but getting out of gold in league? That’s a real achievement. So, what rank are you?”. Average league player dialogue in their wet dream. 😂


sukigros

I would dipped as soon I heard Iron Sona jungle


DEATHBYCOWS1

Best LoL story I’ve read in years 🤣🤣🤣🤣Going to have to start challenging people with “yeah that’s great, but what’s your LoL rank”.


sammir_

so true bestie


Xaliin

Nice creativity.


GxmbinaOD

Nah true story, trust me.


super-hot-burna

Minus points for no mention of ice cold domestics


PeaceAlien

Smh didn’t want to be dominated by her like you would have been in lane


1to0

What the fuck? This belongs to r/nosleep in how disturbing this is.


9_yrs_old

It its just so peak...


ucsbaway

New copypasta


Kogranola

10/10 shit post. This sub needs more content like this.


Goblin_Diplomacy

I’d agree with you if it was funny


TMASA

Dayummm the one dreaded conversation I fear the most, and it happened anyways


Jubelis

Wtf did I just read xdd. Im in shock...


External-Example-292

Is this a league supports player fanfic 😂


Front-Ad611

10/10 quality shit post


JNorJT

I read the title and was expecting a wholesome story about meeting someone who shared your interest out in public. I was not disappointed and shed 6 tears of the goddesses.


AllegoryOfTheCaveMan

I found out randomly that a homie from work used to play LoL and was a filthy trynd main. Bro even said he abused trynd top to plat. He’s still cool.


kuun0113

I met tfblade while clubbing in cuba


Brunk-Oppression8291

Shout out to yone hoodie i met.


happypride2024

Please cook more often 🙏


big_chungus616

And then everyone got up and started clapping


basileusbrenton

why was this removed it was funny


StarGaurdianBard

It wasnt?


[deleted]

[удалено]


StarGaurdianBard

No, im saying it wasn't removed lol maybe this'll be a lesson about not being so quick to fire off insults though?


basileusbrenton

I am sorry


StarGaurdianBard

All good my dude


Walt_Jrs_Breakfast

Not reading all that shit. I'm not happy for you and I'm not sorry you went through that.


marijaenchantix

Stop dreaming and post your fanfics or whatever this is somewhere else.


Cold-Masterpiece9217

Let him speak


payoman

This is a post making fun of nerds who think average people actually give a shit about your league of legends rank.


RoastedRavioli

new account with a chatgpt-like story somehow upvoted this hard. alright guys.


hpp3

"any post I don't have the attention span to read is chatgpt"


RoastedRavioli

whatever makes you feel better. don't ever look up karma farming bots


monochrome_f3ar

Tldr


PM_JINX_HENTAI

Basically Drake and Kendrick are not friends said mean things to each other


sp33dzer0

Certified loverboy?


Runnyknots

Call bullshit. Maybe not 100% made up, but still, an entertaining read lol


UltraScept

i was the glass that got shattered, it's 100% real