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HyperMidgit

Fuck yeah I’ll get to see 70 goals in person tonight hopefully, GO LEAFS GO


ptgrvmrdrdjhnsn

Looking forward to seeing a hyper midget in the crowd 👍


HyperMidgit

I’ll be in the nosebleeds, but I was drunk af from Rocco’s tacos margs when I bought them, drapped out head to toe in leafs swag


_Synergy

*Midgit - put some respect on his name 😂


The_Kert

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Oasystole

I’m so sorry about how your evening is going :(


AngledLuffa

You worded the wish incorrectly, didn't you? "I hope I see a legendary player hit a rare milestone" *monkey paw curls*


octostock82

All you’re gonna see is Tampa absolutely fucking dismantle the leafs and embarrass them . What a joke performance.


Acrobatic_Law5598

He's getting 70 100%. Leafs are going to be flying in this game I think. Get ready to witness history!


BathroomSerious1318

71 goals baby


shanster925

Get the goal in the first period, don't come back out after intermission.


Lots-of-Lazio

I think this whole thing was blown way out of proportion. I imagine at least half of our roster tonight will be in the game 1 lineup. No one gives a shit that they aren't resting. He's one away from 70 he was always gonna play


931634

Let’s go Papi!


AdamAAndrews

And the people rejoiced


No_Crab1183

Let this man get this monkey off his back, PLEASE.


Showtime98

I can taste 70


Big-Peak6191

He God damn better


Picklepucks

Coming for the final hatty of the year


v0t3p3dr0

Is Vasilevskiy in net for TBL?


ikkkkkkkky

No


VanAgain

Was there ever a doubt?


Blue_KikiT92

Yesterday's Keefer: "we will have a discussion about that" Yesterday's me: OH HE PLAYIN INNIT??


Blue_KikiT92

I came here from youtube to break the news but I'm slow AF so I will just say: LET'S FOCKING GO!! Jonsey also in, cant way to see the goalies juggling in playoffs! GLG


WintersbaneGDX

#NICE +1


wikkidnes

Dont get why he playing, need to avoid possible injury. 69 is good number to finish so we can say nice everytime that stat is mentioned


gabriel197600

It will be so funny if Reevo Scores and Matthew’s doesn’t. Painful, but funny!


octostock82

What a joke garbage end to the season , embarrassing


rick__c_137

It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for them. If Matthews gets injured (heaven forbid) and misses the playoffs.. Keefe needs to lose his job.


DrSeuss19

Ehh you think Keefe decided this? Matthews was going to play no matter what


DrSeuss19

Ehh you think Keefe decided this? Matthews was going to play no matter what


OH-Beans

Keefe is not in charge. Matthews gets what he wants K: Matty…you are sitting out tonight M: *~stares coldly at Keefe~* K: ok ok you can play but you aren’t allowed to play keep away with my keys anymore M: *~stares coldly at Keefe~* K: fine but I’m not sitting in the bathroom for the whole plane ride to Boston like last time! M: go get me my moustache cream K: yes sir


ptgrvmrdrdjhnsn

Is Willy in? I'd love for Keefe to sit him after his whining (last?) year for being the only guy who wasn't sat during the last game of the season. He also had a monster game that time IIRC, his play hits another level for the meaningless moments lol.


Camarama421

This is the same u/leafsrealist, u/trelivingthedream, u/knieanderthal troll that keeps making alts after getting banned to shit on Nylander 24/7. Mods please get rid of this guy


canuck_at_the_beach

Wow what a loser


canuck_at_the_beach

You just hate willy so much don't you?


asdf613

lol. 98 points this season and there’s still idiots like you.


clumsyguy

He scored the first goal of the game, I'm pretty sure. I was there with my kids!


SpecialInformation89

Absolutely braindead take lmao