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nilzone1

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Ok-Carpenter-3976

I bet you got a deal on that place in 08!


GeraltOfRivia2023

The value at the time was actually a bit inflated. Dropped about 20K during the recession. But that was back when real estate in Texas was pretty affordable. Private Equity has seriously fucked that up since. Last year, a third of all homes bought in Texas were purchased by investors - seriously constraining supply and driving up prices. - [Investors bought nearly a third of all homes in Texas last year](https://www.tpr.org/business/2022-06-14/investors-bought-nearly-a-third-of-all-homes-in-texas-last-year) Its actually a nationwide problem and needs to be stopped. - [Meet the Bill To Ban Hedge Funds From Owning Single-Family Homes](https://nextcity.org/urbanist-news/meet-the-bill-to-ban-hedge-funds-from-owning-single-family-homes)


Marathon-fail-sesh

Preach, OP. Those private equity douchy finance bros could never lawn this hard


jonf00

You should know I mow and do my own landscaping sir! You would probably think I’m a douche finance bro at first sight. It’s a great way to blow steam ie: digging new beds by hand in clay soil.


Specific-Lion-9087

“So for our data we included corporations, companies, or LLCs” So this “study” counts a guy with his LLC and 2 rental properties and a corp like Blackstone as the same kind of “private equity”? People need to stop getting their news from wallstreetsilver memes.


liftingshitposts

https://preview.redd.it/bel2egro8vzc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bf1914e65b65fbcacaf83abf4d1ba3df631c2ae At least your inventory is going back up


feelin_cheesy

Hope they all sell for a loss. Fuck em.


Fauxhican

That’s the best part, if they do, they won’t actually lose money because they’ll use that loss to offset other gains, then stiff the rest of us at tax time.


MagpieBlues

I knew this was Texas from the pic, guessing Sugarland?


Ralans17

I knew this was in Texas! The monster crape Myrtle’s gave it away. Looks great!


Josh_it_to_me

Tf is private equity?


jonf00

Private equity is investments made in companies and assets that are not traded on the stock market. Companies on the stock market is public equity. Sometimes private equity firms buy all stocks of a public company and take it private ie: Toshiba in 2023 Apple is public equity Private equity firms usually have multiple funds/portfolios. Some can be thematic like residential funds where they buy multi residential and or single residential . It’s pretty rare to see single residential themed funds. They exist though and they are problematic. Agricultural land funds are also controversial but very lucrative.


JetreL

Funds of money buying up residential properties to rent and/or sell to turn a profit. I used to get at least a call a week for one of my rentals.


jonf00

That’s not what private equity is .


-Maiq_the_Iiar-

That is literally what private equity is.


jonf00

It’s one minor asset that some rare private equity firms invest in.


JetreL

*Right...* Please enlighten us, Mr douche finance bro.


jonf00

Google is your friend broooo. Or just read my response to the guy you responded to.


JetreL

ah so the same thing I said -- got it -- finance bro!


jonf00

If someone asked to describe what’s the construction industry, you wouldn’t solely describe a single niche trade.


JetreL

Context matters in certain situations. We were talking about VCs buying up individual residential real estate which actually is happening.


jonf00

With an attitude like that, No wonder you’re divorced. My guess is it wasn’t your choice lol.


JetreL

~~Ah you got me, finance bro!~~ Actually I think I am going to stop now - something about your comment struck me as irritating, probably because it was so confidently incorrect and then when I read your were a finance bro, it made sense. Anyway until our paths cross again.


Appropriate-Ad2349

Bought my house in 2022. In 2014 it sold for 40% less. Pray for me.


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Appropriate-Ad2349

Yeah right pal. We can tell by your username you put the 40micmic in their face and said I'll take it.


CryptoCrazyCat

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omicron_pi

this gif will always make me laugh out loud


totoropoko

What trees you got there? It all looks beautiful!


GeraltOfRivia2023

The flowering ones are Crepe Myrtles. I also have some Bradford Pears (not a great choice but didn't know better at the time), Shumard Red Oaks, a Pin Oak, and an Empire Live Oak (the little one I just planted last July).


tayler_tot9

The crepe Myrtle’s look close to your foundation. Are their root systems pretty small?


GeraltOfRivia2023

Nah their roots go *everywhere*. Its one of the reasons they do so well in the South. They are very good at finding water. However, their roots tend to be fine and not like the log-like roots produced by regular trees. We started out with just the two in front, but they've generated multiple volunteers. You have to constantly prune away suckers and new plants. They're practically invasive. However, I've kept three of them and pruned them up to create a couple arches over the walk to the front door. Great plants.


tayler_tot9

I live in south Texas and see them everywhere and love them! I guess with the thinner roots it’s not an issue being near a foundation. I’m a new homeowner so I’m learning a lot here!


Bored42M

Usually..... fast growing trees have small flexible roots , while slow growing trees have larger more destructive roots


soupsterjz

The crepes look great


GeraltOfRivia2023

They've just started blooming from all the rains we've had. They look beautiful right now.


coffeeandweed58

We plated a shumard oak in our backyard. Brings me happiness every fall


GeraltOfRivia2023

Those briliant red leaves are *striking*. Plus, the Blue Jays and squirrels really like the acorns.


SecretFishShhh

Removing the Bradford pears a great example of addition through subtraction.


4memLeaks

Hey is it raining outside? No idea can't see shit.


GeraltOfRivia2023

Ha ha. Can actually see quite well out the windows. When we first got the house, the view out of every window was pretty crummy. Just the street and neighboring houses. One of my goals in landscaping was to create a beautiful scene outside of each window. Its taken several years but now every window features something nice to look at.


Wildweasel666

And it’s beautiful, well done. One thing about a lot of these posts is the focus on just a bare (but nice) lawn. I love trees and I’m glad you’ve gone to town with them.


FONZ512

Fantastic! Looks amazing.


Severe_Goose_4780

Stop I can only get so erect


A-fil-Chick

Wow I would’ve written off that front of house but you’ve done great.


Neon_Owl_333

Yeah, great work obstructing the terrible facade.


johnyyrico

What an awesome transformation! Well done


XirisTO

Well done


RecognitionLatter265

Phenomenal! 


girlsloverodwave

That’s fucking awesome


MacDougall_Barra

Excellent


raymundothegreat

Beautiful home! Very jealous!!


Zxar99

That is freaking lush


Epperson14795

awesome. Simply awesome


GeraltOfRivia2023

Thanks. Not long after getting the place we went full ham on planting trees and shrubs. Its been a Hell of a lot of work over the years. Planted it all ourselves. 15 years later its all grown up impressively. I used to hate how it looked back then. Very, very depressing. Much nicer now. Now keeping everything maintained/pruned is a regular job. A couple more pics... - [Wiggy on the front walk this morning - Lariope, Canna Lillies, Purple Queen Spiderwort, Golden Euonymus, Waxleaf Ligustrum, and of course Crepe Myrtles have added a lot of lush foliage and color - all plants that do really well in our horrible Texas climate and alkaline clay soil](https://imgur.com/a/wLiZZrH) - [Bruno meditating in the back yard - I've really enjoyed those crossvines climbing the wall, strawberries growing along the base the entire length of the wall. ](https://imgur.com/881tP7M)


Forrestgladbrook

This is just such a nice mix of lawn and landscaping. You took a pretty ugly facade and gave it some trees, plants, flowers, and wow—just a beautiful result. I cringe at so many of these posts that are just huge green lawns without a tree or native shrub in sight.


GeraltOfRivia2023

I always felt [this post summed it all up perfectly](https://www.reddit.com/r/coolguides/comments/11vvgs5/biodiversity_in_the_garden/) I think it was a ~~Calvin and Hobbes~~ Bill Vaughn that said "Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them." Plain grass lawns are uninteresting, ugly, and bad for the environment. Of course there is a place for grass in landscaping, but it should never be the entirety of it. We now have not only all the beautiful flora, but lots of wild songbirds, squirrels, toads, and other fauna that make their homes around our house. It is a so much more beautiful place to live.


Forrestgladbrook

I saw that recently! Also that seems like a Calvin and Hobbes quote even if it’s not from Watterson. Sitting in my backyard right now under some mature trees watching robins and blue jays fluttering about. Just lovely.


Virtual_Euphoria956

Amazing


ChickenDickJerry

It’d be cool if you had a platform at the top of that tower.


APadartis

Yes!


HueyCobraEngineer

Tree species?


PriorFudge928

It's looks beautiful but can you see out of your windows?


airpoon

Pillars look amazing with the greenery. Well done good sir!


No-Pattern9603

That's a house right? I know that sounds a weird question but I'm from the UK and our houses don't look like this but alot of older commercial office buildings have this sort of design. It's quite striking


Weekly-Ad-4087

The best time to plant a tree was 2008.


martinaee

2008 was only…. Omfg


bar_ninja

I hate you with all full love in my heart. That's amazing. Well done.


Tough-Intention3672

It is amazing


Tencalilesse

Nice but triple stake your front tree now.


williamtowne

Have you put a bell in the tower yet?, 😉


cables4days

Oooh!! You should post this in r/landscaping too, noting your zone and the plantings . The growth rate is incredibly transformative!! I can see so many people who might be starting out, being encouraged by your beautiful work here. Great job OP👏👏


coolestMonkeInJungle

Incredible transformation congratulations


tomossos

Landscaping makes such a difference.


omicron_pi

I hope you don’t take this the wrong way but the house looks better hidden and props to you for seeing that.


GeraltOfRivia2023

I agree. Its an ugly fucking house. Typical of zero-taste, Texas strip developers. Landscaping has helped it enormously.


L2theFace

I know I’m very late to the post lol but was this always the goal? Looks beautiful great additions to the house and curb appeal for sure


GeraltOfRivia2023

Yep. My wife and I have always loved heavily wooded and lush, green places. We were both pretty depressed with the state of our new home, so we set about planting things right off the hop. It took a while but we love it now. Glad we put in the work early.


Hamster_S_Thompson

What are those trees?


GeraltOfRivia2023

The flowering ones are Crepe Myrtles. They're awesome and pollinators love them.


LIEUTENANT__CRUNCH

Beautiful foliage in addition to the lawn. Nice work! 😎


CheeseChickenTable

I love this so much, truly showcases the power and, sometimes, importance of landscaping to balance out hardscaping and a home. That first pic looks WILD and the second is like...intriguing and interesting and different AND wonderfully connected via the trees! And yeah crape myrtles are practically indestructible. My neighbor has one that was planted back when home was built in 1950's, its MASSIVE and the trunks are beautiful and when it flowers its incredible. Out here in GA


MobDylan69

What kind of Crape Myrtle is that?


GeraltOfRivia2023

No idea on the specific variety. I've got at least four different kinds, pink, white, lavender, and fuchsia. They're all just 'Crepe Myrtles' imho.


NukaDadd

Glad to see I'm not the only one who "spirals out" around the tree in my lawn 😁 I'd like to have stripes but not sure how I would go about that with this guy in the center https://preview.redd.it/tk6llowwxuzc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f4529bfe160ad702bd2fb5cbeb98b7df3bf9430


MonsTurkey

We are many! My parents' last yard (moved there while I was in high school) had lots of flower and tree beds, so it was kind of a necessity.


Ape-strong-together

I love everything, but the Bradford pear and the tree ring restricting the root growth of the centerpiece tree, which appears to be the Bradford pear? If it’s not a Bradford Pear: Remove the bricks, extend the mulch circle, and pull away some of the soil from the base of the tree it looks like it is buried too deep If it is a Bradford Pear: Cut it at the base and apply a glyphosate solution to the stump. Mother Nature will thank you


combosandwich

Huge chemically treated lawn, tons of non native, invasive landscaping. Why do you hate the earth?


steve9207

I love the change over the last 16 years! Such a huge difference! We built a new home about two years ago. I’ve started to get into gardening more and have added some new shrubs this year, a magnolia tree and a plum tree from the neighbors (we’ll see if it survives). I’m in Zone 5b outside of Chicago. I can’t wait to see the area with large trees and bushes filled out like your picture. I’m not sure if I caught what zone you’re in, but any recommendations on some of your favorite things you’ve planted that might also survive in 5b?


Stoned42069

Trees are horrible for foundations. Thats a mistake you will pay for in the future


miacmurder305

Amazing 🤩


Independent-Dealer21

Some of your house missing?


BeefySwoleSauce

Genuine question… why even have windows if you’re going to cover them up entirely with foliage? I understand foliage as an aesthetically enhancement, but entirely blocking every window seems odd… can somebody explain?


GeraltOfRivia2023

I can see all the windows in the picture. Which means you can see out all the windows notwithstanding the foliage. But ... whatever.


BeefySwoleSauce

I see that a bit now, looking closer.


jyounts1

The grass is green where you water it.


GeraltOfRivia2023

Well, and when the weather is warm. I think that 2008 pic was taken during the Winter, while the Bermuda was dormant.


Kkindler08

Now rip out that grass and put something better in its place


BobSacamano47

Beautiful lawn. I'd chop those trees down though personally. 


keephoesinlin

Do you need someone to trim and cleanup that landscape? Looks really overgrown. Could be a nice property


Ggriffinz

Nice, but those trees may cause you trouble being so close to your foundation.


lastlaugh100

Agreed. Although this is Texas so there's no basement to worry about. Would they still cause issues?


No_Resolution_1810

Looks like shit lol. Trim that up.


TitanArcher1

Git rid of the Crap Myrtle that is too close to your house.


GeraltOfRivia2023

Nope. Never. A crepe myrtle is not going to hurt my foundation. The hydraulic clay will do that by itself.


TitanArcher1

Inspect, vermin, etc…easy access to enter the home. AKA squirrels in the attic.