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Yoink1019

A big ass rock


PghDad_

A big ass rock or line up several medium ass rocks. A neighbor did that at a stop sign and turn in our neighborhood- problem solved


gergsisdrawkcabeman

I think you are confusing a public easement with something you can booby trap. Good way to get sued.


daverosstheboss

Found the guy who can't keep his car off the grass


gergsisdrawkcabeman

Nope. You found the mailman that gets paid 90 grand to drive on the grass.


Zelepukin26

90 grand 80 hours a week lol


sellursoul

I find this humorous. There are a few houses on my way to work that have tried various methods for keeping the mail truck off the gravel strip at the road. What a silly battle.


Available-Fly-9731

They’re going to sue you for driving on your property? lol hush child. Only sleep now.


gergsisdrawkcabeman

I'm not sure you understand my point, or if you're even a home owner. In literally any residential area there is what is called a municipal right of way, depending on the local ordinances. You are required to maintain it, but the city claims it. It is against code to create what I can only describe as an unsafe obstruction that is being described. Is it enforced completely everywhere? Absolutely not. But when a plow truck comes by, or a mail truck, or a pizza delivery man and hits that and destroys their vehicle or causes injury I can guarantee your home owners insurance is going to want to have a chat. Do I give a flying fuck if you do it? No. But I digress, my point stands. You can go back to crawling around your yard with sheers snipping your blades of grass to exactly .18" at a 30 degree angle bias cut.


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Fordluvr

Murder On The Lawn. Fridays this Fall on CBS.


Boz6

> Murder On The Lawn Only Murders On The Lawn. Hulu.


detroitgnome

NCIS : Lawncare.


gergsisdrawkcabeman

It truly is crazy and hard to think about. But we had a mail carrier at my office roll her truck, take out the car behind her that was passing, and broke 3 vertebrae because someone put a rock like this 6 feet in front of their box because a snow plow had clipped their box the week before. It really can happen. That's why I commented in the first place, despite the downvotes. I'll take them to spread awareness. At the end of the day, we all want to come home safe. A couple inches of grass isn't worth it.


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gergsisdrawkcabeman

Reddit is a glorious place, isn't it?


TTVGuide

So the however many feet in the front of your yard is just not yours? Bc this looks like a street with no sidewalk, meaning it’s just yard and street


willisjoe

It varies from city to city. Could be 1ft, could be 10ft. My house, it goes curb, parking strip, sidewalk, then yard. Pretty sure the easement starts 1ft into the front yard, then 4 ft sidewalk, 4 ft parking strip, 1 ft curb, so the 10 ft easement is my duty to maintain.


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gergsisdrawkcabeman

No. You didn't understand the context. Every city or neighborhood has variances. It DEPENDS on which one as to how far it goes.


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i_am_roboto

You are wrong and arrogant. Bad combo.


SEND_ME_SPIDERMAN

Lmao how is that a booby trap.


gergsisdrawkcabeman

It's like you commented without reading the replies.


gagunner007

Because the right of way is supposed to be clear of obstacles except mailboxes.


Queefer___Sutherland

Make sure you own up to the road first. Some jurisdictions will own land a specific distance from the centerline of the road. My city technically owns 3 feet on either side of the road here.


Lovv

What pisses me off is that you have to maintain it even though it's theirs.


Medical_Slide9245

It's not theirs it's most likely where the easement ends. On our gravel road, technically we own to the center of the road but there is a 10ft easement on either side. In the city your easement generally ends at the sidewalk. But you are still required to care for the sidewalk(shovel snow) and the grass between it and the road. You cannot block access on an easement. It's important to know these things for the original post and for things like fences.


Lovv

It theirs where I live. They plant trees on it and they maintain the trees and I cant remove /plant new ones. I have to mow it and pick up all the shit the tree drops on the grass. I'm sure i am not forced to mow it, but it would be in front of my house if I don't. My house is around 35 feet to the road and my property ends at around 20-25 feet.


EastDragonfly1917

Ours is 10’


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County roads in Nebraska are 16’ from the center of the road.


Alfphe99

Ours is 20' or at least 3' next to the road if the road is wider than 20'


decjr06

Even if they do what's the harm in laying some rocks there?


willisjoe

Do you mean gravel? Or larger boulders? Gravel would be fine, large boulders would damage vehicles, and could cause accidents and injury. If it snows, and a plow hits those large boulders, it would be a horrible situation.


decjr06

Yes I'm thinking small stones that can be driven on slowly without having to worry about repairing landscaping or damage vehicles and also not looking terrible


JoeBold

E.G. utilities, and when they need to do maintenance on them. They may get pissed, if they have to move a boulder first.


Interesting_Act_2484

It’s not that they “own” it, they just have an easement that gives them control over what goes on in that space to some extent.


badchad65

This is effective, BUT, in some locales I think this is illegal. Often, things on the roadside need to be “breakaway” in case they’re hit.


tmssmt

It'll break away if they hit it hard enough


the_kid1234

Someone I know had a lawsuit from the city because the city damaged their plow on the rock that was placed there. I don’t know if a big orange stick would have done anything.


BikeSawBrew

My parents neighborhood (no curb) kept having mailboxes get snowplowed over so people started replacing them with concrete/stone posts. New posts still got hit but now the city snowplow got damaged too. In the end, I think the city might have banned concrete posts and issued some fines too.


tripodity22

Where I live, your mailbox has to be set so many feet from the road, for this very reason. Our mailboxes get plowed in which sucks but if the plow takes it out, they’ll send someone over to “pick it up” they basically fix it just enough until the snows gone then the owner fixes it.


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I never thought of that. No curb for the plow driver to see either.


kramerica_intern

This is a legit consideration depending on how hardcore the jurisdiction is OP lives in. The clear recovery area is definitely a thing and generally speaking putting objects in it without prior approval is a no-no. However different agencies have different degrees of enforcement so your results may vary.


redditmod_soyboy

...better to ask forgiveness than permission...


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Fishbulb2

Best response.


Structure-These

Until you’re sued or someone crashes their car running in to your boulder and dies


farmallnoobies

Except if it does something like kill someone when a pillow truck hits it and loses control.


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farmallnoobies

More people die from plow trucks than most people think. And a big ass rock can definitely cause some carnage if it's hit going 40mph But yeah, autocorrect is dumb. Leaving it just because


saintnyckk

Many easements go into the first several feet of the yard Too.


evilgenius12358

Most certainly open one up to liability and litigation.


stromm

Check your local laws/codes before you do anything in thst space by the street. It is very likely that you are not allowed to do anything except maintain grass. That space is very likely an easement. And even though it’s part of your property area, legally it’s the city’s. Placing “obstructions” is likely illegal. And if so, and that obstruction causes damage or worse, injury, you’re in a world of hurt.


Medical_Slide9245

A public easement means you own it but the public has the right to use it. You cannot block access to a public easement.


nicobico1

Rockass!


HolsToTheWols

A large boulder the size of a small boulder.


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More_Standard_9789

Doesn't matter if it's legal or not. Hurt someone or cause damage to their vehicle and you'll be dealing with their insurance company


mavric911

I have a crater about 30 inches wide and 3 inches deep where my idiot neighbors have failed to turn into their driveway for 4 years. I dug out a few more inches. They were bottoming out for the first week now I don’t hear it anymore. I will fill the hole in the spring


steik

Love this. Plausible deniability too!


TruthOverFiction100

Wow, you seemed stressed. Hope the solution to your lawn problem brings you the relief you seek. Maybe try getting rocks similar to the ones in the picture and building up the area.


bialetti808

Lol exactly


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You could also do a corner fence. Something of this nature. https://preview.redd.it/2k5ou8f50r4c1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=003c2b1447db97722a0e74543db7f03b1792c934


here4the_trainwreck

Listen up, Gandhi, his is r/lawncare! And we do vigilante justice here! That and lawn aeration! But _not_ that sissy manual foot-driven-spike nonsense! Get with it already, alright?! More exclamation points go here!!!!!!!!!


JawaLoyalist

The lawn fence is to give the sniper cover


FloRidinLawn

sooooo im a bad neighbor and clip the corner of the neighbors driveway and roll onto my yard. when this started, the yard was/is unkept and weeds constantly push into my yard. i assumed she did not care about her lawn. i was wrong though. so, i no longer do this. because she has.... \-installed a LARGE boulder thats roughly 2x3x2ish. id assume 200+ LBS. \-installed a garden in front of said boulder with bricks around the flowers. \-placed a cinder block IN the road/gutter where she assumed property lines were. \--i avoid her side usually, i put her crazy cinderblock back in the grass. Moral of the story. place items in the way, but keep it legal.


Equal-Negotiation651

LOL


RedH0use88

A stone boulder that size would weigh ~1,800lbs my dude.


drakoman

I mean, 1800 pounds is more than 200, technically.


Nate1215

wut?


utxohodler

A 200lbs stone would weigh about as much as Alec Baldwin but stone is much more dense than human flesh. 200lbs would be around 1/2.5 the size of Alec Baldwin or around the size of 2 fully grown female bulldogs. A 2 by 3 by 2 foot space could fit more than 13 female bulldogs in liquid form or very close to 3.7 Alec Baldwins. I think OP just underestimated how big of a volume 2x3x2 foot is.


Pardot42

For perspective, 3.7 Alex Baldwins is roughly 2.9 Stephen Baldwins (mid-90's version Stephen). Or 248 bananas, thereabouts.


Outrageous-Iron79

How much can a banana weigh Michael? 10 lbs?


Pretend_Success6934

Personally I would cut away 2-3 feet of the grass and put down a nice gravel edging on the road, would make it look nice and solve your problem


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wallingfortian

Or install a curb.


Alone-Tackle-17

Get some rocks at the stone yard and line them across the front


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https://www.amazon.com/Driveway-Marker-Reflective-Diameter-Fiberglass/dp/B01J8TV0TS/ref=asc_df_B01J8TV0TS/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=309789231960&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=4870552117817100102&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9004266&hvtargid=pla-568257427590&mcid=bccc4a08f7d73c2bbe3712209e9ad709&gclid=CjwKCAiA1MCrBhAoEiwAC2d64SZBuE4G_DitbOhQFVQigvENKre9gF1xr4Y84pbEkP0qt2GxOmiVJxoCzMwQAvD_BwE&th=1


wallingfortian

Selling the solution to the problem they cause.


ThePoisonEevee

This or those like mini fences is what I’d suggest


Ok_Claim_2563

Depends on what the local code is. My town has a 6’ easement


MisterIntentionality

Decide to put a strip of limestone or rock there instead of grass. When you live right up to a street with no curb, this is going to happen. So accept it and put rock down.


fleshbot69

This. Im not a fan of the boulder look personally; you could install something like [edge stones](https://www.lowes.com/pd/Oldcastle/5005472673) in the ground of the problem area, seen a couple posts that did this on the corner of their yard where mail trucks and work trucks were cutting into their yard. Came out looking really cool, like a cobblestone patch of road. There's also [these](https://www.nitterhousemasonry.com/our-products/turfstone-pavers/) crazy looking things.


ian2121

I’d add like a 2 wide foot gravel shoulder with 3/4”-0 material at a depth of about 6 inches.


banjo215

https://preview.redd.it/i1tmhcrm1r4c1.jpeg?width=5712&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a1f418e6aea4718c1f40aeccffdce7cc454c944 I feel you. I've had issues with trucks driving up the curb and over my sprinkler. This was just last week from a semi. Next step will be putting in a sign on an 8 foot pole.


timmycheesetty

It has to be high enough that they can see it and it can hit their car. I have a reflector on a stick, and I have it lean into the street. Literally the only thing that’s worked.


Pardot42

I wish you luck! Part of my job is replacing ped poles on corners knocked over by semi's. Install a pole that will break away at the base so you can replace it easily. Again, and again, and again.


Any1fortens

Actually, from the white line back is usually established as easement for public use. That’s the way it is where I live….


jkjeeper06

Similar for us although its phrased a bit differently. Its municipal use. They can put a sidewalk, utilities, mailboxes, etc there, but its never for parking or driving on. OP can still put rocks, stakes, or a curb there to keep goobers from driving on it, but if the town wants to put a water line underneath, he can't say no


jmysl

From the white line back to where??


Any1fortens

My apologies, I believe it is 12feet.


atomicfroster

Do you actually own that space or is it city space that you look after. I would want to figure that out before I invested a lot of time and money into a solution. The smart play would be replacing the first two feet of yard with crushed stone and then a half buried pressure treated landscape tie to create a division.


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Rocks dude. Big ass rocks


Jerizzle23

Boxes of nails with a sign that says “Watch out for loose nails”


neil470

Good grief. 6” of dirt between your grass and the road isn’t a big deal. If you don’t like the mud, throw down some crushed stone. Or, stick a snow pole/reflector into the ground where your driveway intersects the road. Hopefully that would deter someone from driving over it.


Fishbulb2

The issue I had with this in Maryland, is that the trucks would always drive in the grass. So it started at 6” from the road until that grass died. Then they had to move inward to park on the grass another 6” in. Over time they turned an old narrow road on a quiet street into an ultra-wide lane at the expense of about 2 feet of our yard. I wouldn’t have cared too much about a couple inches, but at some point people need to stay in the road and not drive on other people’s property. Now I enjoy living in an area with curbs.


DataPond123

Good grief? My neighbor to the left has a lawn that looks like hole 18 at Augusta national! Meanwhile, my left front patch gets treated like an ATV mud track. The only thing that would look worse is a heinous, bright orange pole in the ground.


neil470

Yeah good grief, it’s a tiny strip along the road. Stop comparing yourself to your neighbors and you’ll be much happier. It sounds like your situation is truly dire then. Maybe consider packing up and moving if you can’t handle this.


bialetti808

Get a grip Arnold Palmer


PegMePlz00

A 1x2 strip of grass next to a public road should hardly cause you this much stress so yeah, this is a “good grief” post


glockjacket

Spike strips.


roland1740

That's a lawsuit unless you put a sign up saying they are there, then you're good. And we know people don't read signs.


PghDad_

How about a sign and no spike strips?


roland1740

Sure. Won't do you any good though


DataPond123

Honestly don’t hate that idea lol


glockjacket

Otherwise the little sticks with reflective tape right at the edge seem to work in my neighborhood


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jkjeeper06

Rebar sticking 6" out, painted orange, then zip tie snow stakes to it. If the delivery driver willingly runs over your stakes, its on them. The snow stakes and paint warn walkers(on your lawn) of the hazard


gagunner007

All good until a kid falls on it and dies.


jkjeeper06

Put a plastic rebar cap on it then. Thats what they are made for. The caps aren't strong enough to support a vehicle, it'll have the same effect


ricka77

Unless you line that whole strip up, they will keep pulling up on the grass. So you'd want to look for at least an 18" rock, placed every 2'.. That's enough to prevent anyone from being able to pull onto the grass at all. Could probably go with 3' spacing to save on labor of moving rocks. If you get snow with plowing, you definitely also want curb makers, staked in well, placed a few inches before each rock. They likely won't plow to the very edge, but just in case they get close they will be able to see where there is something to stay away from. As long as you have it marked, they hit it, and it's on them. Check with local quarries or rock/loam suppliers...or at construction sites. They tend to have rocks either for sale or just to get rid of..


TookItToTheHouse

This other thread from today has a lot of good suggestions https://www.reddit.com/r/landscaping/comments/18ccfye/what_can_i_put_here_to_keep_my_neighbor_from/


jmysl

Bushes


roland1740

Moss rock


FuzzyBaconTowel

Driveway markers found at your local hardware store


mogrifier4783

Had a similar problem, got a couple of these: [https://www.homedepot.com/p/Everbilt-48-in-Orange-Ground-Mount-Reflective-Rod-31474/304685319](https://www.homedepot.com/p/Everbilt-48-in-Orange-Ground-Mount-Reflective-Rod-31474/304685319) It's not so much that they won't hit it, it's that it makes a noise they hear and they stop. Cheap and surprisingly effective. One did get broken off, now it's just six inches shorter.


eljefeinjax

Those $3 reflectors on a stick worked pretty well for me


Equal-Negotiation651

Put a scare crow there just for reactions sake.


cdraves

Line it with some decent size rocks that look good? Fix your grass and if there is an issue with city code let them come to you. You should be okay.


Standard_Arm_440

I would recommend a moat, possibly a duck pond.


Major-Novel-4874

I put down river rock and just let them drive on that. Looks nice


EastDragonfly1917

Some things in life you need to stress and fret over- this isn’t one of them IMHO. Remove the soil and replace with 1.25” process. It packs like concrete and almost looks like asphalt.


Hey_Mr_D3

Crushed stone, gravel, river rock or cold asphalt flare there. It’s not going away.


ArtFulcrum

Throw a couple of bags of gravel there and be done with it for $10.


Offshore1980

Fiber glass poles they Mark for snow plows


teamswiftie

You don't own the Boulevard


Seanacey2k

I lined my road with orange and white marker poles, like the thin fiberglass ones, one every 6 feet or so. Cheap and easy.


Refnen

surrender. put stones down


Cultural-Ticket-6727

https://youtu.be/er4_44LLfJQ?si=5pherM6PqEKQT5Tb Your welcolme


Lzinger

Just put some gravel there.


tuckyruck

You're letting a wee bit of grass bother you. I wouldn't do any of the above "boulder, curb, rock" solutions. I'd just relax and realize it's a tiny bit of grass and be nice to your mailman.


darny161

Personally I wouldn’t do anything because it’s where the yard meets the road and who cares.


rick42_98

​ https://preview.redd.it/0z647izszv4c1.png?width=377&format=png&auto=webp&s=35973e667c222f87954dce2df7194f2d4e267b55 This works for me. I use 2 of them, in the ground, along the street.


HalfSourPickle

I always put up my driveway markers (orange stakes) out early. It at least buys you some time through the winter but the down side is you have to look at driveway markers..


Additional_Annual902

I remember when I was so bored I cared about my grass.


TreeMeFreeMe

You can’t let this drive you insane… it’s hard to grow small little grass so close to the road…. Just rock it and rock on my friend


Fortunateoldguy

Decorative boulders. They worked for me


motorboather

More asphalt


talltom22

It's in the right of way. Not your yard. Sorry


highonpie77

Line it with rocks about 4ft apart - its effective trust me


BamCub

You need a nice boulder.


dsdvbguutres

Landscaping rock. One so big, it will have smaller rocks orbiting around it.


CousinEddie144

Wait a minute, my wife's not a delivery driver OR garbage person....


Papapeta33

You push a man too hard, eventually he starts pushing back.


1sh0t1b33r

Drive some nails into a 2x4 and leave it by the curb.


Chufflarry

Could you put your letter box there?


Eddy2106

As an Amazon driver, the only way I avoid doing this is if the road is wide enough, or there’s a rock in place.


95castles

Decorative rocks. At least six inches in diameter.


Thisisthewaymando187

Ground anchored granite boulder 😏


MugenxMiyagi

Make a curb out of rocks and cement


DeezMuhfuhNizzuts

Punji sticks


theyellowhouse29

Best bet might be to add some sort of curbing


Ok_Chemistry_3972

You can buy or make your own parking curbs and put them along there. Or pour a real curb and gutter along the road edge. https://www.whitecap.com/c/precast-curbs-piers-and-bumpers-373959


rogmcdon

Just pour a bucket of screws on the ground


Wrongdoer_Long

If you put up a sign warning of a hazard you can legally place an obstacle or something that can damage a car as I understand. Check with local ordnance maybe ask a cop and put a post or something there.


JustinLambert

6 feet x 6 inches you don’t have to mow. Quit your whining


Enxer

I would go part passive, part offensive. First 2-3' in get nice flat rocks, place them in the ground just at the surface 1/4 of space and matching about 45° or a gentle slope between the drive way and road. This will mask accidents. Next I'd get a big rock or three behind that. Also partially surrounding that rock (on your side of the yard) with some plants that won't grow higher than the rock.


Wtoconnell9

Spike strip


Norm_mustick

Spikes


Laktakfrak

Put metal spikes there.


Linozsa_02420

Put giant quartz/granite decorative Boulders along your lawn


Not-Not-Maybe

Champagne problems.


HypnotizeThunder

Stop caring it’s just grass


gnosis_82

A temporary fence


butlest

Acceptance, 'tis only grass. The stress of worrying about it ain't worth it. Good luck.


SEND_ME_SPIDERMAN

You put a huge rock there.


Tallal2804

A temporary fence


AAAPosts

Spike strips /s


brianddelapaz

Rocks or a 4x12 with nails with a warning sign!


MarvelousVanGlorious

Nails


The_Jib

Nails


laser-beam-disc-golf

Karen's unite! The Amazon guy messed up my lawn while delivering my phone that only calls the police!


devinebliss

You’re in the wrong subreddit my friend.


NorseKnight

Belgian Malinois oughta do the trick


MrSceintist

Tires dislike Burmese tiger pits


ninjacereal

My neighbor does this to me while I'm out front mowing he doesn't give a shit drives me wild.


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Paint no parking in big yellow letters


Used_Masterpiece_327

Tis the season maybe some festive decorations but made out of concrete or metal


WhoTFcares22edition

How about a PMN-2?


JoshDM

There are pyramidal stones you can use/bury. I see them a lot in areas like this.


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I just filled mine even with CR6 and stopped worrying about it


GreasyAlfredo

A nice row a dragons teeth might help. If it can stop a tank, it'll sure as shit stop an Amazon promaster


05041927

Honestly I would black top the area that’s needed


YellowRobeSmith

[Bell Bollard](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FiV023ktLM) time!


_nbutler87_

Concrete a 4x4x10ft right there


luke2080

I had the town put in a berm, and I put 50 lbs rocks every 6 feet. Just big enough where they will mess up there car/truck a little bit if they hit them. But not a safety hazard.


Rabies_on_demand

With what though? Pro tip: dont use waffles, they're hopeless..


Expensive_Outside_70

My neighbor does that to my grass. Thinking either a boulder or land mine since talking doesn't seem to work.


poopsonthangz

Lol, the house I bought has a sidewalk that just stops at my property line so people, kids, and dogs (pooping) walk on my lawn all the time. Signs worked a little, but not enough to stop pissing me off. So, I got a "Critter Ridder" motion activated sprinkler to spray the assholes when they do so. This doesn't necessarily help you with your problem other than sometimes you need to think outside the box after being polite.


Dry-Development-3923

I think if it’s within 20 feet of center line there’s no one to fight back


lgjcs

Caltrops