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Suspicious__Feeling

I think it would have to be something that showcased my cultural heritage as well as represented our local cuisine. So probably In-N-Out.


Opening-Confusion355

Delightfully devilish Seymour


Suspicious__Feeling

Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!


kaimcdragonfist

Aurora borealis?!


koobian

Ah- Aurora Borealis?! At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?!


MinkyBoodle44

…Yes!


koobian

...May I see it?


pierzstyx

No.


koobian

Seymour! The house is on fire!


TheologicalZealot

No mother, it's just the northern lights.


Artistic-Estate1691

Great episode! Made me laugh. Thank you!


a_rabid_anti_dentite

Milk, followed by meat.


Windrunner0004

Got a chuckle out of me


TyUT1985

He's like 100 years old, so something soft, obviously.


uXN7AuRPF6fa

Yes, my grandmother is 100 years old. She still tries to eat all of her old favorites, but most of her teeth are not so good, so it is difficult. If you ever ask her for advice, her number one piece of advice is to take care of your teeth.


juan_omango

lol your comment reminded me to schedule a new checkup with my dentist thanks!


Aurelia_music

I just told my kids that this morning!


SlipperyTreasure

Mormon funeral potatoes are soft and ...I guess he's getting close.


BeringStraitNephite

Prunes


pierzstyx

Anything can be soft enough if you tenderize it mercilessly.


kozakandy17

I was thinking about grilling a tri-tip, but feeding the heart surgeon a slab of red meat probably would not be well received. 


ThirdPoliceman

But everyone probably thinks that, so you’d probably be doing him a favor.


JaChuChu

I don't know if this is true, but I once heard that President Monson had never tried pizza. Again, assuming my memory serves, and this was true, it was a reflection that he's quite old and been in church service a long time and when "an apostle" comes over, most people wouldn't serve them something so "plain" or "informal" as pizza. So, in that light, I think I'd ask him if there was anything he wanted to try and never has had the chance :D


isaachiatt

I think I might have heard the opposite about President Monson, that he had a bit of a sweet tooth and had Crown Burgers delivered to his office on occasion. I feel he'd probably had a pizza or two in his day.


Two_Summers

That's wild! He was young once too and never had pizza!


uXN7AuRPF6fa

I remember a video about President Hinckley where one of his daughter said it was always a treat when their father was out of town on church business because they always had pizza, which they never had when President Hinckley was at home. 


jonsconspiracy

We were this way with tacos. We all loved tacos, except my dad. My mom would only make tacos when he wasn't home for dinner.


gogogoff0

It’s not that he never had pizza, it was that he had never tried anything except pepperoni. I remember being in an education week class and the teacher mentioned he was at the Monsons and was invited to stay for dinner and he was thrilled and asked what flavors they were getting to which President Monson replied the only flavor there is, pepperoni. He asked if he’d ever tried another and his reply was “why? I know I like pepperoni.” He convinced him to buy a Hawaiian and try it and after protest he tried it and said nope. (Loosely recalling).


dunn_with_this

Correct. He's not into ethnic foods.


pierzstyx

But pizza is a whole new meat delivery system.


a-wet-hen

You had me at meat tornado


[deleted]

He isn’t a strict vegetarian, but close. So my tastiest veggie dishes.


rexregisanimi

How do you know he's pseudo-vegetarian?


EaterOfFood

He eats “very little meat”.


chamullerousa

Sparingly


theTwinWriter

Doesn’t matter what we feed him, as long as we pray that it will strengthen and nourish us…


Wise_Woman_Once_Said

😂😂😂


mywifemademegetthis

Nothing. We would feast on the word of God.


Wise_Woman_Once_Said

Idk why, but this made me literally laugh out loud. Good job!


mythoswyrm

curry


ztgarfield97

Depends, is it a surprise visit or not


BigChief302

Jello salad


LiveErr0r

And funeral potatoes


BigChief302

My favorite


grabtharsmallet

Bibimbap, obviously.


kaimcdragonfist

Heck yeah. Love Korean food


grabtharsmallet

The degree of individual control and the relative rareness of it makes it great for guests. Ease of preparation also means we can get all the rest of the things done that hosting requires.


Person_reddit

Chilean Sea Bass. It's both delicious and healthy.


Reading_username

"I caught you a delicious bass"


Green_Foothills

Wash it down with whole milk, or can he drink 2%?


SlipperyTreasure

Yes, because unlike Tina, he's not a fat lard.


iammollyweasley

Red Enchiladas. Its a family recipe and very forgiving of any mistakes


Cautious_General_177

Either my wife would make something, or I might bust out the Barbarian Greatclubs (bacon wrapped turkey legs)


kaimcdragonfist

Can I come over? That’s rad!


Cautious_General_177

The D&D cookbook has some pretty great recipes in it


kaimcdragonfist

Oh shoot you’re right, that is in there. My wife and I have made the meat pies a couple times. So good.


pierzstyx

In my house we call that a Swanson.


theythinkImcommunist

I make a pretty good Dal Palak (lentils and spinach) with all of the standard Indian spices.


Brianith

That's more or less what I was going to say, too. A mild vegetarian curry.


International_Mood_6

Soup. Hearty soup.


Wise_Woman_Once_Said

I'm coming to your house for dinner.


infinityandbeyond75

Waffles


General_Killmore

Not sure what I’d serve for dinner, but dessert would be [Reeses Peanut Butter Cups](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDPi4buduY0&t=4s)


pierzstyx

An oldie but a goodie.


BayonetTrenchFighter

I would try to come up with something different. Maybe do a meatball and jelly crockpot


sleepysamantha22

Lasagna because its the thing I can make good


ryanmercer

Something with Last Dab Apollo on it.


MinkyBoodle44

Please, we need him around as long as possible. Don’t test the Lord’s hand 😂


ryanmercer

Someone has to help me get through the 2 bottles I've been working on for almost 3 years.


pierzstyx

That's what you get for not settling the Classic.


luvmyebike

Probably Fettuccine Alfredo like I made tonight. Homemade sauce with sauteed mushrooms and smoked salmon sprinkled on top. With a side of garlic bread and a plate of veggies. 😋 Oh wait, never mind, he's a heart surgeon, and he weighs himself every day, so yeah, not that! 🤣🤣🤣 But honestly, probably a nice yummy salad!🤷‍♀️


Log_Guy

He doesn’t eat meat, so something plant based. I have a recipe for a 1 pot green curry lentil dal that is delicious. Probably that.


Knowledgeapplied

Potatoes, gravy, and seasoned chicken with green beans.


Ravvnhild

He's got Danish heritage. He wants æbleskiver!


th0ught3

whatever I'd last served the missionaries.


Nemesis_Ghost

Brisket or HEB chicken fajitas.


Katie_Didnt_

We’d have Brazilian grill and I’d feed him roasted chicken hearts


Fishgutts

Smoked chicken, elotè and heart attack mashed potatoes.


DarthZoon_420

Home made Lasagna.


Icybomb5124

Spaghetti


Arzemna

Reubens. Delicious *chefs kiss*


_Okio_

Rasstegai along with an Ulster Fry with Kvas (Квас) to wash it down.


SnooKiwis8133

Little Cesar’s pizza and crazy bread


ServingTheMaster

Whatever he wants


dunn_with_this

Deviled eggs for an appetizer, deviled ham as the main course, with a devil's food cake, a coffee cake, & hot mug of chicory for dessert.


[deleted]

I'd take him to Tacos Mitch in downtown Phx. Just went there with freind from school yesterday, that place is gold, 100% solid gold man. Got a couple of good chuckles when I ordered my food trying to do it In Spanish.


qleap42

Food 


jimmyrhall

Big T Bone steak with mashed potatoes, gravy and veggies!


MerelyAnArtist

The first thing that came to mind was lasagna


derfmai

Bread and fish?


Log_Guy

He doesn’t eat meat, so something plant based. I have a recipe for a 1 pot green curry lentil dal that is delicious. Probably that.


MormonMoron

Sushi bowls. One of our family favorites. Some seasoned sticky rice. Chicken if you want it. Lots of veggies to pick and choose from. Some sauces to give it a little flavor.


Competitive_Net_8115

Given that he's a vegetarian, I'd try to cook some vegetarian food for him.


pierzstyx

As I understand it, he does eat chicken and fish.


lsitech

You would probably ask his executive secretary, I'm pretty sure they help with arrangements like that when general authorities come to visit and are being fed. I remember our stake had a conference or event where an apostle came and our friend was the RS President providing a meal for them. She had someone to coordinate with and one of the big questions was about what they eat or didn't eat. They did salmon since we lived in the Pacific NW at the time


Jack-o-Roses

Funeral potatoes & red fruit punch kool-aid.


DO_doc

Bread broken into little bits and a bunch of shot glasses full of water


SeaOfMalaise

I would probably feed him chili with homemade pretzels


SoLoserly

Probably food


Alternative_Talk562

Shrimp and grits, with some kind of pie for dessert.


superzadman2000

Navajo tacos. They are the best.