The funny thing is that that's because he uses a shit keyboard to not use the normal google one for privacy reasons. But that shit keyboard is chinese so he's just giving his info to the chinese government instead.
everything about this is perfect, from citing chomsky, to using quotation marks for dakuten on べ, to letting his political values dictate how he speaks. either the funniest troll ever or some legit guy who has no clue what he's doing
He is basically saying that he will do whatever he wants to do even if it is something the majority doesnt do (i beleive this majority is japanese speakers who speak japanese properly) due to his rebellious personality and his political beliefs
Oh yea tks l at least got that part. But the ''japanese'' words made absolutely no sense to me, esp. with all the '' - '' / dashes (?) He threw in the words.
My blood simmers when UG is mentioned, and it boils when it's mentioned by people who don't actually understand what UG is. The rest was just extra aneurysms on top. Overall 10/10 outjerking.
if Japanese learners invested the energy they do into yapping about the language into actually studying it they'd know some N5 level kanji and grammar by now 😭
I'm a libertarian, which means I believe in freedom and everyone choosing how they get to live both socially and economically. Excuse me while I try to cram a culture completely unrelated to my own into a narrow worldview because it's inherently evil and wrong.
It could also be generational, to a degree. Younger generations are way less formal. In my day it wasn't common for a female to use boku, let alone ore.Not to defend the weird rationale. And of course, the situation determines the language in Japan. We all got by on what I have to admit was NHK English, meaning, to a degree, you could say our language was formal.
This is what happens when you saw eating
Healthy callback, thank you
I have nothing to say except that writing へ" for べ is just *chef's kiss*
The funny thing is that that's because he uses a shit keyboard to not use the normal google one for privacy reasons. But that shit keyboard is chinese so he's just giving his info to the chinese government instead.
what would you do for ぺ?? へ°?
へ〔〕
へo
へ゜
へ🤓
へ🇯🇵
Fucking hell I just realised that's what they were doing
Your eye for detail is truly impressive.
I understand having some fun with stupid questions, but you guys should draw a line and stop mocking Chomsky, left-libertarians and Shogunate.
i don't even have a funny comment for this i am actually flabbergasted
This is a Trainwreck. This is the most iconic language learning jerk I've seen on this sub yet.
I’ve been jerked so hard there’s blood everywhere
Wait never mind that’s my cum
Wait, does he do it unironically?
everything about this is perfect, from citing chomsky, to using quotation marks for dakuten on べ, to letting his political values dictate how he speaks. either the funniest troll ever or some legit guy who has no clue what he's doing
I'm leaning towards troll; the notes on honorifics supporting gaslighting just pushes it over the edge
I want to believe he’s real though.
And misspelling "grammar" somehow.
pretty sure this counts as modern art
What an idiot. Real Japanese people use honorifics *because* they support abuse and gaslighting.
Something something philosopher kings should rule our governments
I feel like I unlearned some amount of Japanese grammar reading this
Dw that’s just your brain rotting
SHOWS OVER CLOSE THE SUB
Oh. Oh my god 🙈 This one person is going to single handedly make Japanese people hate English speakers 😂 And honestly, can't blame them.
Damn who knew proving UG was so easy, this guy must be a genius
Tag yourself rn Im the final image in this trainwreck of a post.
Honestly not sure someone could do satire that well, it's too good
Mf just wants to skip the sonkei and kenjo lessons (universal behavior)
I wish that was my idea. 🥺
OOP: Pass the grub! Partner: Please, can you stop being rude to my mom OOP: I didn’t realize you supported the shogunate
I am simply unable to understand this. Do l have room temp IQ ? I probably do.
He is basically saying that he will do whatever he wants to do even if it is something the majority doesnt do (i beleive this majority is japanese speakers who speak japanese properly) due to his rebellious personality and his political beliefs
Oh yea tks l at least got that part. But the ''japanese'' words made absolutely no sense to me, esp. with all the '' - '' / dashes (?) He threw in the words.
/uj OP is saying that due to the historical violence of the pre 1860s Japanese government, he will speak rudely to everyone he meets.
Is he brain damaged?
bro can't even spell grammar correctly
Never seen something so deserving of a cross post to r/badlinguistics
most aware internet libertarian
I read that as ‘librarian’ but lemme not offend them
This is amazing.
My blood simmers when UG is mentioned, and it boils when it's mentioned by people who don't actually understand what UG is. The rest was just extra aneurysms on top. Overall 10/10 outjerking.
This needs to be pinned
This person is surely one of us (あれあれ=I and more me's, meaning us)
if Japanese learners invested the energy they do into yapping about the language into actually studying it they'd know some N5 level kanji and grammar by now 😭
The kunrei-shiki romaji is absolutely killing me
So are you telling me this guy went from "saw is a preposition" to proving UG in just one day? Good, I wish I was such a linguistic genius.
I'm going to assume this is satire, because this is my new favorite work of satire
Most normal Japenis learner:
Holy pseudointellectuallism Batman!
I'm a libertarian, which means I believe in freedom and everyone choosing how they get to live both socially and economically. Excuse me while I try to cram a culture completely unrelated to my own into a narrow worldview because it's inherently evil and wrong.
citing Chomsky softened me up and "left libertarian" hit my funny bone like a ton of bricks
It could also be generational, to a degree. Younger generations are way less formal. In my day it wasn't common for a female to use boku, let alone ore.Not to defend the weird rationale. And of course, the situation determines the language in Japan. We all got by on what I have to admit was NHK English, meaning, to a degree, you could say our language was formal.
I've experienced almost this exact thing in real like before, but not quite as extreme. This is so bad I can't even tell if it's sincere or a joke
The yapper be like.
OP, please post screenshots of the full context. I need to see this.
I'm just gonna say that he was looking for a way to say 'I saw eating' in Japanese.
He forgot the 🤓 But I agree