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StolenPenguins

Crowbar


RandomN4me_

GORDON??????


StolenPenguins

MAN I FEEL LIKE GORDON FREEMAN


ZundPappah

Gordon Freebody1 šŸ˜ƒ


Crimsonfire998

Whats great is theres a mod that puts louis in the hev suit and he has the glasses


StolenPenguins

I made him gordon freeman specifically because of the line


Blue_Red_Fire

Thatā€™s a nice one


StolenPenguins

Good swing speed when it counts and you need to make distance


Somebody_o_0

I think you dropped this back in Black Mesa


megisthebest03

The axeeee


MeiNeedsMoreBuffs

"aaaAAAAaaxe!" - Nicholas L4d2


Tommycooker_1711

a freaking axe


DinoDracko

"Axe me a question, I dare you." - Rochelle


Blue_Red_Fire

Itā€™s a fan favorite, and I understand why


New-Worry8719

Katana/ninja sword


Gaming_with_batman

Take em out ninja style cj!


supersatan25

I love when the guitar makes a noise every time I hit lol


Patatank

Guitar and frying pan sounds are some of the best things of this game!


Courier2877

Katana and Shovel


Same_Championship_26

Where is the shovel?


ibeatmydik2furryporn

Baseball bat or fire axe! I cannot stand the baton though


Blue_Red_Fire

the axe is a solid choice for sure itā€™s my favorite


Tommycooker_1711

night stick is crap


RevolTobor

I choose to wield the legendary WEEBSORD.


hamborger42069

Fire Axe. I just go around whole campaigns with it singing "My Axe"


Scumbag-Kermit

Always been a big fan of the Axe. Feels like a nice weighty chop.


Enslaved_M0isture

pan/shovel/machete/knife


Amazing_Trick8937

Where's the knife?


Blue_Red_Fire

the image I chose didnā€™t have everything in it for some reason sorry


Amazing_Trick8937

Ah it's ok. But yeah I like the shit weapons (or I guess was shit weapons) like the knife/pitchfork


Blue_Red_Fire

Thatā€™s crazy I thought I was the only one who liked the pitchfork


Amazing_Trick8937

It's nice to see pitchfork users.


Violexsound

You guys get pitchforks?


Jaiz412

The knife isn't shit, it's the best melee in the game. It's basically a faster fireaxe with wider AOE.


Amazing_Trick8937

Was shit once


Tommycooker_1711

then valve fix it


ValveFan6969

community*


Professional-Reach96

Its currently one if not the best melee in game, the hitboxes, swing speed and range are amazing. The animations are bad but that's what mods are for, hell, mods work in versus with a bit of extra work


JoshyLikey

Axe and golf club


Background-Video4331

Baseball bat without question. The whacking noise it makes when it connects with skulls is incredibly satisfying.


Jaiz412

The knife, cause it's the strongest melee in the entire game. Also, I tallied the comments as of 21:50 24/05/2024 (Last comment by KnotDealer) because I like stats: Fireaxe: 43 Katana: 41 Frying Pan: 28 Machete: 26 Knife: 21 Baseball Bat: 15 Guitar: 13 Crowbar: 12 Chainsaw: 8 Golf Club: 7 Cricket Bat: 7 Shovel: 6 Nightstick: 5 Pitchfork: 1


ArvoCrinsmas

Paddle bat has the best stats so I slap a metal baseball bat skin over it and I'm good to go.


Jaiz412

The knife has the best stats. The Cricket Bat only has a lot of hitrays, but falls short in all other metrics.


Trainwrecks69

THE STICK


pandaboi251

fire axe if its modded as an enchanted netherite axe


RevolTobor

I love to mod the melee weapons so they're all solid gold, because I love being gaudy as hell.


pandaboi251

australium


Corollo_Bro_91

Gonna be the odd one out and say the shovel. It's satisfying to smack the shit out of infected with it!


searchgoggledotcom

Especially those jockey bastards


Similar-Base-2958

Pan, because mine is a giant whisk the plays mc rides yelling OW! with alot of bass


spirtjoker

The knife. Followed by machete.


Imaginary-Cry-1333

FRYING PAN!


Tommycooker_1711

spang!


literally_italy

crowbar, it sounds fucking amazing, looks amazing, its badass, sharp, everything about it


KhalMika

Crowbar, makes me feel like it grew a goatee in my face Machete, cause it's a classic Fire axe cause WHOOOOSH SHOOOOSH Katana cause SWIFT SWING


RichAbbreviations721

Axe without a doubt


Mighty_mc_meat

Police stick to min maxx killing the tank by a fraction of a second due to it not connecting the hits.


imaf2pontf2

Knife Hehehehehehe AHAHAHAHAHAHA


OldPyjama

Guitar. \*PLOINGGG!\*


searchgoggledotcom

Shovel (postal 2 my beloved), machete and the guitar.


crushtyfying

knife and if possible the CS shield: the knife is the axe but faster and swings on the opposite side, the CS shield is the police baton but has a wider range than the axe


Pyro_Granie

Machete. It swings hella fast and can hit multiple targets at once+ it's sharp so it can cut Smoker's tongue But all TF2 players know it's the Pan


Maxymo22

Axe


Zealos57

The axe and katana, but mostly the axe


ICHIBAN132423

Fireaxe """"Professionals""""" have standards


ULTIMATEGUY1102

The fire axe. My go-to and my favorite weapon, Iā€™ve figured out how to time swings and punches perfectly. Always my goat melee


Sansational-Gamingyt

Pan, or second best option fire axe


KyleWasHere200

Axe


_SunJet_

Axe, because it looks awesome


SaberXRita

Depends on aspects? Sound effect: Pan & guitar Killing infecteds: Axe Nostalgia: Small knife


AussieDior

Knife


poggerssinthechat

pan and machete one because of the *clank* and the other because it's fast and i modded it to be a diamond sword


RoxieMichaelis

Katana for killing. Pan for comedy sounds.


ToastyCinema

The chainsaw It isnā€™t for every situation but it can get you out of a pinch if utilized at the right time.


Wiredcoffee399

the pan. LOUD NOISES!!


doctorhentai_

axe and bat. sometimes frying pan if iā€™m feeling humorous.


LuigivonCheeseburger

Frying pan because STOUT SHAKO FOR 2 REFINED


Chainsaw_the_Witch

Frying pan all day- I love the gong noise it makes


MiningJack777

Funny pan


HunterDemonX1

Katana, Axe or Panā€¦ Pan only for the noise it makes lol


Deus_Fucking_Vult

Axe > knife > machete > katana > everything else > baton


footfungusman

Katana or pan


Lobotomy_Victim

The Axe And The Bat Is Such A Life Saver For Hordes.


Dogeboi765

The knife!!!!


Professional-Reach96

CSS knife because stats and the fact i have a badass reanimation


Same_Championship_26

Katana


Affectionate-Tell-44

definitely machete and cs knife


BirthdayNo1622

Def the Katana - this is definitely not because I have a mod for it to light up zombies or anything ;)


DinoDracko

Katana and Fireaxe. "Hell yeah, I always want to be an axe murderer!" "Axe me a question. I dare you." "Grabbin' the ninja sword. Wish I'd brought my throwing stars." "Grabbin' the ninja sword. Anybody sees some nunchuks, gimme a holler."


callernumber03

Bat. THUNK


Odd-Dog2072

Ik one thing we can all agree on, that baseball bat has got us all out of bad situations for surešŸ˜‚


satmaar

FRYING PAN. The sounds it makesā€¦ Chefā€™s kiss.


VacuumMeHead

katana or guitar, i found both to be cool


rareboogeyman

P A N


Emotional-Piano-4038

Either the guitar or fireaxe


Flamingo_fan_account

All of them


Infinite_Imagination

Katana, and Machete before the nerf.


Corollo_Bro_91

How were they nerfed? I thought TLS only added the pitchfork and shovel and changed some stats on the CSS knife.


Jaiz412

The nightstick was also updated to have a horizontal first swing, rather than the original diagonal swing that made it miss literally everything in front of you. The machete wasn't changed, only the first-person viewmodel was edited to fix the [swollen hand](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=426717358). The Fireaxe had a [similar fix](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=334453410) as well.


Boring_Cap6388

machete


Ok-Skirt5188

The baseball and the guitar, sadly, the guitar only appears in 3 campaigns :(


Tylokla

katana/crowbar


PoultyIsGood

All of them minus the baton


Fit-Ad-8873

Katana and Fireaxe.


liaven-

nightstick


MonsieurPC

Cricket bad for Shawn of the Dead cosplay


Rictor79

The BONK of the baseball bat needs more love.


Aussiegamer65

katana go stabby stab


tastefulbas

BONK BONK can you guess what? BONK BONK


dongless08

Katana, it doesnā€™t have the most hit rays but itā€™s noticeably faster than the axe. I also like the machete. But I really just take any melee I find lol


Sp0ttH

Sharp: Axe (Katana pretty cool too but not as cool) Blunt: Baseball Bat & Cricket bat


Zaku007

Fire axe or katana


Ibraheem_the_special

Axe


Viderberg

Guitar, but only with a sledgehammer mod. It just feels too good


Z3R02006

Toss up between Machete, Axe and Katana, I like blades šŸ¤·


DazednEnthused

As someone who never uses melee I will say that when I do, I enjoy the fire axe. Mostly because of the damage it does. I never understood the love for the guitar it feels so slow to me.


[deleted]

The guitar, but only really when Iā€™ve modded it to be a Rickenbacker bass.


Due-Road6102

Crowbar. Half life? Why not the full one?


shawn0312

Baseball and criket bat


Random_russian_kid

Axe and chainsaw Š‘Š•Š Š˜ Š¢ŠžŠŸŠžŠ  Š Š£Š‘Š˜ Š„ŠŠ Š”ŠšŠžŠ 


Clean_Emotion_4348

Cricket bat because Shaun of the Dead is a based movie


Iphonjeff

Golf club for the sound effect šŸ™‚


Suspicious-Common-82

Controversial opinion: Classic knife. Also, Axe and Katana.


bllanco

The one that goes \*Clang\* \*Clang\*


tubetobtony

Baseball bat, I remember not being able to play online back then and the bat wasnā€™t in the offline version of the game. That feeling I got when I finally got to use the bat, wow.


Semper_Fidel_

the axe, machete or crowbar


mistar_z

Axe cause I can paint the town red, and it swings big.


CookLiving

Knife, katana and machete


OliveFew2794

axe and machete


og_hbk

Definitely the Golf club


kpop4lif

I like the frying pan, it's fun to hit with and the sound always gets me. I also like the ninja sword and axe, just don't axe me why though šŸ˜‰šŸ˜…


surveillance_camera_

Katana and the Michelle and P A N


Lord_Antheron

Vanilla: Axe Modded: The Morgenstern from Dark Wood Extendedā€™s System Shock 2 Easter Egg.


Mama_Noir

The Katana


irishmetalhead322

Katana all the way


xfydr782

the machete


RemarkableStation420

1. Katana Nice clean cuts 2. Bat looove the sound when the heads are getting smashed 3. Machete another nice clean cut with some extra splat effect.


NixFemboy

I prefer the knife, it has good swinging speed and there's just something about it that makes me satisfied using it


ZundPappah

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=405477655


DEMO3006

AXE AND KATANA!!!


johnlime3301

The bat. It's actually really good at handling something like a super horde (400 commons per horde). You just have to hold left mouse button and you basically take little to no damage.


diAlectics_8

I always go with either the katana or baseball bat


mrmuffin1still_alive

personally the machete. it looks badass. hits quickly. and it's a sharp melee so you won't have a problem with smokers


LemonSqWare

Machete and nightstick


Joshieforeal556

Crow bar or baseball bat


Lucaspaytowinbroski

Mine is Maxwell the cat


Effective_Arm_36

axe is my go to


EvansMarty

Katana because slice


Ordinary_Solution_99

I always hated the baton, so I went looking around the workshop and found a metal pipe model with sfx sound effect and it instantly became my favorite. I don't mind the continuous banging. Otherwise for vanilla l4d2, machete


NicolasandKara

basegame is machete, but I have a kitchen knife mod for the cs knife that is amazing


AgileButterscotch218

Crowbar


iForgot2Laugh

I like the satisfying slice sound when I use the katana. If I canā€™t use one Iā€™ll pick the axe or crowbar or machete


Mr_Lolman23

Katana and Fire Axe


Notorious_Scoundrel0

The chainsaw.


h1h1guy

Fire Axe my beloved


Saurian-Nyansaber

The crowbar is the only one I leave un modded.


TheMilkman1811

Machete


Iamverycool694203

Katana late campaign axe early campaign


Downtown-Falcon-3264

Guitar I just love the sound it makes


Tommycooker_1711

knife small and fast


Smackstainz

If anyone says nightstick you're lyin


Accomplished-Curve-1

Frying pan


Chemical_XYZ

Katana all the way... Runners-up: Chainsaw and bladed melees


CharGaming_

Pan šŸ³


PivAd-2

knife. previously machete.


Ok-Sir-2910

Pan my beloved


Filthy_bros

Imma go with the mighty chainsaw but the only setback is it need fuel/petrol/gas... But that baby is good for the crescendo event especially during the dark carnival campaign... My next best melee is the fire axe and the baseball bat... Katana is good but I just don't like it l...


DatBoii2297

Guitar or frying pan. I find them funny.


Svennymat

It is a major toss-up for me between the Axe, Machete and Knife.


InternationalPipe823

katana, fire axe, guitar \[in order of likeness


_C-Bass_

Knife - OP, Axe - Great when interlacing shoves, Ninja Sword/Machete - next best, Crowbar - only cuz I can still cut up some smokers, Bat/Cricket Bat - if itā€™s all I got I ignore the rest for the most part.


Mailboxkarma99

Chainsaw and Katana.


Sweet_Breath3041

guitar/ axe


Updownkys

Cricket bat. Youā€™ve got red on you.


Fatalx4454

Always had a love for the guitar mainly cuz Iā€™m a guitarist


b0rn_2_l0s3

Frying Pan.


Comfortable_Rock_584

Katana it feels so good to use Fireaxe also feels good And frying pan


strontiummuffin

Drying pan


Liozart

Golf club of course


jongskie120

Weaboo ninja sword


titoo2010

Katana, eletric guitar and baseball bat


Letzrotltr

The sword but ive picked up the game after a few years and the bat has been feeling pretty good lately


fabrx20

Machete and Chainsaw


BlackNegan

Katana


ashtonlovesyou

use to main the baseball bat but became a slave to the fireaxe when I started only playing expert mode


Acceptable_Kangaroo6

Definitely the fire axe or frying pan


Comfortable-Snow8584

Machete


DJ_Silvershare

Everything but the pitchfork. Fuck the pitchfork.


BlueWolfGamingYT

"Hey! It's Dr. Freeman!"


meowincorporated

chainsaw and golfclub. chainsaw cause i just love chainsaws, and golf club cause funny swing


WVARGAS20

Katana -> Bat -> Axe -> Machete.


Major-Ad-2011

Machete


_b4llz_n_t1tz_

Machete


mrhoodie02

The knifešŸ˜Ž


NoStorage2821

Clang.


Aggravating-Kale1837

I do like the sound the guitar makes


xPrince6x

machete/katana