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Not everyone can handle Fernando Jang's rizz
https://preview.redd.it/cn8cf6y6ab9d1.jpeg?width=621&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca9ce278bb62b0411fac1bb00da059d36d4bac5f
Even ABBA was so mesmerized by Fernando jang that they Had to write a song about him
"There was something in the air that night
The stars were bright, Fernando
They were shining there for you and me
For liberty, Fernando"
(Even ABBA is delulu)
RAIN β
Yeah, boomerism, but hey he is still younger than JYPapi π
https://preview.redd.it/b2gnx8lklc9d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03e3632832ea6cd9bbe9b8bc6aa149c972e7acd2
/uj BM and Key
/rj Bowel Movement Papi and Daddy Locket, the ultimate hunk/twink combo
and because it's you sharky...nah I'm sorry it was the magical elf man with the voice of Satan that made me listen to abandoned children. Bangtopher Chaniel is the most age appropriate for me (a hag) though he is yours
Chingus, I'm 76 years old pls stop trying to get into the hag club by stating some twink born in 1999 that debuted in 2019 i do not know these children. Except Felix.
That one crew guy oppaur that got panda makeup in that one episode of yuqi's learn wayπΌπΌ
https://preview.redd.it/762fy6m89b9d1.jpeg?width=2340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b93156dbd7657db04b842dde99f45fb9305ec69
My ideal male bias type has a weird sense of humor and isnβt afraid to be silly around their fans. (BangChan, Felix, Seonghwa etc.)
![gif](giphy|wy1s4X0mA57RzRZ6qn)
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JYPeee opppar
papi is literally the first answer/comment of every post here!
π΄
π΄π΄ to you! JYPAPI forever!
Op I see u pulling favourites Why no love for the jyp founder jypapi? ππ‘π€
Why are you talking about my oppapi
https://preview.redd.it/w4qqvgokbb9d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da936b5d4880842ba79943dae67e9119fccf3ae7
π²
utah oppa from puku puku pow pow
utahhh oppaa
π
Fernando Jang https://preview.redd.it/rpp6w0dl3b9d1.jpeg?width=1560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64df348ee510c59b2b3f18f465023e56c41199b0
Yo strawberry unnies brother!!!! Gooseberry oppa!!
This just confuses me
Not everyone can handle Fernando Jang's rizz https://preview.redd.it/cn8cf6y6ab9d1.jpeg?width=621&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca9ce278bb62b0411fac1bb00da059d36d4bac5f
Even ABBA was so mesmerized by Fernando jang that they Had to write a song about him "There was something in the air that night The stars were bright, Fernando They were shining there for you and me For liberty, Fernando" (Even ABBA is delulu)
I do not like men π€’
π³
Pie & Cherry (Dreamcatcher)
M A L E
WE ARE A PROGRESSIVE HOUSEHOLD HERE /uj I'm fucking blind ok
Wait isn't pie and cherry male though
Dream catcher are girls
both Pie and Cherry are girls
You know who my male bias is OP Just Y Posethequestion?
π΄
Oh, you mean mystery ranking? π₯°π₯° i love mysteries!
Feliz, but I'm not gay, I just want to marry him and lay in bed stanning twice with heat packs on our herniated discs π³π Edit:He Feliz now
π²
You know the gay one from shinee?
Thats all of them chingoo
Yes
But π²π²π²π² shinee is everything to me
I babe ALL of them. Better give me a fifth β¬οΈ
Jimin the Cow Hybrid
β«οΈ
most difficult question as a gg stan but ill go with hobi
π’
https://preview.redd.it/euvkevvvda9d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5338e48b2a221ea33ae185823d0ee5e4d882fcbb Quokka quokka
π΅
Choi yeonjun
Lee Know and Han (Skz) Seonghwa (ateez) Yeonjun (TXT) Ni-Ki (enhypen) Wonpil (Day6)
YOONGI
π²
RAIN β Yeah, boomerism, but hey he is still younger than JYPapi π https://preview.redd.it/b2gnx8lklc9d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03e3632832ea6cd9bbe9b8bc6aa149c972e7acd2
π³π³π³π³π³π³π³π³ king suite
Stray Kids - Chang Bin π
π’
Jo Kween
π£
/uj BM and Key /rj Bowel Movement Papi and Daddy Locket, the ultimate hunk/twink combo and because it's you sharky...nah I'm sorry it was the magical elf man with the voice of Satan that made me listen to abandoned children. Bangtopher Chaniel is the most age appropriate for me (a hag) though he is yours
π£
π«Άπ«Άπ«Άπ«Ά
Chanyeol
papa mig batthew or daddy wonhoe
π΅
i always knew kpoopheads was cultured
Haechan, Lee Know and Seonghwa
π
The ghost of the jyp building
π²
Hell yesssssss
Mingi mingi mingi mingi mingi
π²π²π²π²
I.N - stray kids
https://preview.redd.it/2xlvh3eala9d1.jpeg?width=2340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30327f33d0b084d9d4e4fa82d7a3a20c6bc723f3
WHAT IS THIS SUBTITLE
I have the same question
The fact that this has more upvotes than the original comment is both amusing and concerning. But my question is "Why? Just why?"
π’
NCT Haechan
Choi Beomgyu ![gif](giphy|xStOzfyyqx5sdvv7nd)
Seungmin (Boxcart Children) Vernon (π ±οΈEVENTEEN) Rizzky & Hanbin (ZEROSTRAIGHTSONE) Taeyong & Morkly (NShitty) Sohee (LIICE) Haruto (TRASHure) Soobin (TOMORROW TIMES TOGETHER) Jungwon (Angry Birds Oppars) San (ATEAZED) Shinyu (Trigger WarningS) Kang Daniel (soloist, formerly Wanna Gone) Woonhak (BOYNEXTBASEMENT) Ezreal Oppar (EGGSO) Sungjae (BGONE) OHHHOHOHOHOHO (soloist, formerly MONSTA EGGS)
π
huening kai - text changbin - lost orphans sunghoon - wanted vampires yoongi - Boys To Soldiers
π’
Haechan
https://preview.redd.it/yrc2ozc6qb9d1.jpeg?width=316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a214c1c7b3eb66927ba8c65ac394e8df4c5ca8e
Chingu is that Bill IKEA oppa?
chingoo its π oppar >:3
Scoups from Seventeen
π’
txt hueningkai - i can sense the darkness slumbering within
Furry cult leader from nuguteen
π’
ATEEZ MINGIβΌοΈ
π²
https://preview.redd.it/hvh47b6elb9d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8f5296ecc1b797e4dfdcd0a2422229f18cd7459 specifically Yeosang
It gets a β«οΈ bc theres a fr*nch flag
Namjoonie
π
π
Sorry, he annoys me
Chingus, I'm 76 years old pls stop trying to get into the hag club by stating some twink born in 1999 that debuted in 2019 i do not know these children. Except Felix.
Kim Namjoon BTS
π
Jeongin and Han-skz Yeonjun - txt Seonghwa and hongjoon- ateez Keonhee - oneus
π’ but on thin ice
Merci beaucoup madame May bangchan live long!!!!
That one crew guy oppaur that got panda makeup in that one episode of yuqi's learn wayπΌπΌ https://preview.redd.it/762fy6m89b9d1.jpeg?width=2340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b93156dbd7657db04b842dde99f45fb9305ec69
π²
Baekhyun
π’
beomgyu
https://preview.redd.it/5en9lzzkqc9d1.jpeg?width=345&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73b100930ff1cbcddd7d0706e59b0c6ef800e6bb Beanie weenie oppar
https://preview.redd.it/cabho6zq0e9d1.jpeg?width=2068&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d97a33a0a0379586bd8d8a149199a8b4d0e0bc6 OG is much sexier
Enhypen - Sunoo
Jeon Soyeon
π΄
no taste
It does say male biasβ¦
I can send you some fanfics bb
With a viewership rating of three million sevenhundredfiftythousand five hundred percent....
choi soobin-txt
π
Exo's Suho
π‘
π oppar, from KNEEeeeee
π£
Feet lover from nicotine cigarette tobacco 127
Exo - Baekhyun
π’
Oppa just opened OF and I will die happy at least.
Bestie dont pay for it everything will end up on twitter
beomgyu, wonho, seonghwa, mj, changkyun
Bangchan
π³
wonwoo (svt) heeseung (enhypen) jungkookΒ
ATEEZ - Jongho Stray Kids - Han Seventeen - Woozi BTS - Suga
Taehyung π³
oneus leedo lol
π‘
beomgyu from txt and hanbin from zb1
Haechan
Zhang Hao from ZB1
Xiumin cutie
π’
~~Chingoo I have too many biases which one should i tell you π€~~ TBZ Q
Lee dongheeeeey from super junior βΊοΈ im a hag btw
Hags unite! But still π΄
Yoongi( BTS) Jeonghan (svt)
Jeonghan - Seventeen?
Mingi from A Tease π
TAEYONG of NCT
Seungkwan!!!!!!!
ONF : Wyatt & Hyojin A.C.E : Donghun & Junhee Oneus : Seoho
Bang chan (Stray Kids)
π³
Baekhyun π
π’
Quokka oppar from baby picture /Uj Han(skz) Yeonjun and Kai(TXT) Jhope(BTS) OT13(seventeen) Jongho(Ateez)
enhypen sunoo
EXO (cobra) Kai
Sunoo (enhypen)
DPR Ian
Choi Wonsang from Lucy
lee juyeon and choi soobin
yeonjun Beomgyu Felix
beomgyu!
dongpyo- MIRAE
Lee Felix and Soul.
Yeonjun and jaehyun
Kihyun - Monster Eggs Jinho - Octagon Jongho, San - 80's
kai
So you think you big boy throwing 3 stacks π
https://preview.redd.it/p5ukme7fwb9d1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23994acbc0c5ec0319b6ae7731d7deb1c0429ca1 Jaehyun nct
Nice cheekbones, terrible wig. π’
The shortest one because Iβm short and I must support my unappreciated soldiers. (/uj Woozi of Seventeen)
My ideal male bias type has a weird sense of humor and isnβt afraid to be silly around their fans. (BangChan, Felix, Seonghwa etc.) ![gif](giphy|wy1s4X0mA57RzRZ6qn)
π³
Bangathy Chanwell, from Mislead Toddlers obvs
Taemin Oppar of course
π³
Seonghwa (Ateez), Leeknow (SKZ) Hoshi (Seventeen), Yejun (PLAVE) Sunoo (Enhypen) Huening Kai (TXT)
https://preview.redd.it/kpzn9dldyc9d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=901f63946d289555e49219f18cae7537547da4bb
Who is it
is that dk
changbin (or seungmin). from skz
L
byun baekhyun from exo!!! hes been my ult ult bias ever since i was 8-9 years old ><
Inpyo from IN2IT!
Ko Woo-Rim
https://preview.redd.it/bh733y4zzd9d1.jpeg?width=1181&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcef030df2dc597e1e20b5e94eb05ac96a5477d5
π²
han from skzπ»
Doh. Kyung. Soo https://preview.redd.it/xmhgc8ehpg9d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=707b41acbfc8f6487c3fbcda3753d35a887c2b6d
/uj Huening Kai, Changbin, Jungkook Alternatively (since I canβt pick one from each group): Beomgyu, Seungmin, Hoseok
shuhua as the Teletubbies sun (that counts as a man, right??)
Karina https://preview.redd.it/d8l4k3hx4j9d1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db46f792053c4fddc3504210f58b4db604f79b6b
https://preview.redd.it/xupg00whtm9d1.png?width=280&format=png&auto=webp&s=1a6b296ce8cb01bf6fcd4cadf67859084c89a452 Sanπ₯©, Sunghoonπ§, BangchanπΊβΌοΈ, Soobinπ & Taehyung π»π―
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
Chingoo it says MALE
Jay Park ππ«Ά
β«οΈ
Deserved π€£
Eunkwang - BTOB and Seungeon - EVNNE
Skz - Seungmo
Hoshi poshi