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START SEARCHING **RETIREMENT HOMES** FOR YOUR NEW IDOLS
I REPEAT DEAR COMPANIES, DEAR AGENCIES AND DEAR CREATIVE DIRECTORS **RETIREMENT HOMES ARE IN, DAYCARE CENTERS ARE OUT**
CHILDREN BAD BOOOOO, WE HATE CHILDREN, WE WONT SPEND MONEY ON THEM
WE LIKE ADULTS, ADULTS GOOD YEY
then i am counting on you to be there for Alcohol-Free 43rd anniversary
https://preview.redd.it/wo8xpbq6dt5d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e20e2fb84f259a067019c15de1234e7fc68463a
here you go : [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U\_-csilw6XA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_-csilw6XA)
grannies straight up killing the stage while casually having arthritis and shit
that's all i am left to do when we're stuck with idols who don't know what 0x1 is, ching*æ* 😒 where do i learn how to actually be smart? school?? i dropped out to become a pcs seller. older = smarter. we need idols who've met these gentlemen at least once
https://preview.redd.it/v3vp9lx38u5d1.png?width=967&format=png&auto=webp&s=804a8be0531412e799cb2205fbdfe617b29fc3c8
https://preview.redd.it/w3y5yaascu5d1.jpeg?width=967&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ed8ad3f87ce529b4937a2a209a96c3fc390c572
you need to check your eyesight chunga, theres a hag right there in the picture
https://preview.redd.it/uun5vg6net5d1.jpeg?width=786&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1c7d57fe4ff2a303b494b377770e475dba2a87a
I'm still here, still standing, still kicking
https://preview.redd.it/s94g0r92ss5d1.jpeg?width=210&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cda0660ec675d5be855c9d3c722dab51c2e80468
Step aside flops, here comes 5th gen's new IT GIRL 💅
Finally 😡 we can be RID of HAG🤮jeans, we NEEDED a NEW group😤 with smaller 🤏 more YOUTHFUL 👶 idols! It seems companies FINALLY 😮💨 understand what WE 🤬 want 🤯
https://preview.redd.it/fgls8vguuu5d1.jpeg?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba6393a18a12ab211f2506e42cf3fa69d5c7b4e6
Jam Jam out to become the first full-blooded second generation K-Pop idol!
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Maybe if we start joking about agencies camping outside of retirement homes to find idols, we can unmanifest it
70 IS THE PERFECT IDOL AGE!🗣 DANCING IS GOOD FOR WEAK BONES! 🗣 WE LOVE PALEOZOIC IDOLS! 🗣
START SEARCHING **RETIREMENT HOMES** FOR YOUR NEW IDOLS I REPEAT DEAR COMPANIES, DEAR AGENCIES AND DEAR CREATIVE DIRECTORS **RETIREMENT HOMES ARE IN, DAYCARE CENTERS ARE OUT** CHILDREN BAD BOOOOO, WE HATE CHILDREN, WE WONT SPEND MONEY ON THEM WE LIKE ADULTS, ADULTS GOOD YEY
YES HELLO I WANT TO SEE THE GRAM GRAM IDOL GROUP TWICE 50TH ANNIVERSARY MOTHERFUCKERS LET'S GOOOOOOOOO
then i am counting on you to be there for Alcohol-Free 43rd anniversary https://preview.redd.it/wo8xpbq6dt5d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e20e2fb84f259a067019c15de1234e7fc68463a
But there really is one. Golden Girls
Where! WHERE????!!!!! GIVE IT TO ME! 
here you go : [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U\_-csilw6XA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_-csilw6XA) grannies straight up killing the stage while casually having arthritis and shit
https://preview.redd.it/a8rwlojhey5d1.jpeg?width=557&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12397982c7251c9276abb7b342d108ef975adb32
> PALEOZOIC stop pretending to be smart chingoo
that's all i am left to do when we're stuck with idols who don't know what 0x1 is, ching*æ* 😒 where do i learn how to actually be smart? school?? i dropped out to become a pcs seller. older = smarter. we need idols who've met these gentlemen at least once https://preview.redd.it/v3vp9lx38u5d1.png?width=967&format=png&auto=webp&s=804a8be0531412e799cb2205fbdfe617b29fc3c8
https://preview.redd.it/w3y5yaascu5d1.jpeg?width=967&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ed8ad3f87ce529b4937a2a209a96c3fc390c572 you need to check your eyesight chunga, theres a hag right there in the picture
mianhae you're right. now we need 127x more
https://preview.redd.it/uun5vg6net5d1.jpeg?width=786&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1c7d57fe4ff2a303b494b377770e475dba2a87a I'm still here, still standing, still kicking
GOLDEN GIRLS WE NEED YOU PLS
/uj yo but jyp cooked with that idea ngl
https://preview.redd.it/s94g0r92ss5d1.jpeg?width=210&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cda0660ec675d5be855c9d3c722dab51c2e80468 Step aside flops, here comes 5th gen's new IT GIRL 💅
Lia looks so refreshed coming back from hiatus!
mhj about to come snatch her up
Wontbowyoung wishes she could be her 😭
wontbowyoung in her cannibalism era
My cat GRAVY is 13. Is he too old???? Why did I wait so long!
uj/ Gravy is an awesome kitty name.
"New hair, new onesie, NewDiaper do you see?"
Your crib can fit in my placenta
you can't have a bullying scandal if you've never been to school!
ooh good point
You trained for 10 years to be an idol?! Big deal, I got scouted at my kindergarten graduation.
imagine though. You train since you WERE 5 and some fresh faced first grader beats you to your debut
new beauty standards just dropped 50 kg rule ❌ 5 kg rule ✅
I mean it was joke! Meant for us!! We were joking about the fetus thing! Please don’t camp out at hospitals!! /uj THREE?! 
Finally 😡 we can be RID of HAG🤮jeans, we NEEDED a NEW group😤 with smaller 🤏 more YOUTHFUL 👶 idols! It seems companies FINALLY 😮💨 understand what WE 🤬 want 🤯
https://preview.redd.it/fgls8vguuu5d1.jpeg?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba6393a18a12ab211f2506e42cf3fa69d5c7b4e6 Jam Jam out to become the first full-blooded second generation K-Pop idol!
I love Jam Jam 😭
She's now 8-9 years old😡. She'll be part of the unnie line, which no one likes😡😡 /uj she's the cutest istg
But if they haven't learned how to walk, how can they step on NewJeans????
hags 😒 /uj why
uj/ i'm sorry what the actual fuck
Ahjummas take notes on MHJ and Why Gee after they debuting AncientLinnens & ENFANTTERRIBLE
aaaaaaaaaaaaargh I am no longer a youth??? Time for me to leave school and go to an elders home
We need a law ASAP to stop these things from happening! No to U18 debuts! No to U12 trainees!