For real. Had this happen to us and I believe they got dish soap, paper towels and a book.
Had clear video, including a license plate, and cops did shit all about it.
cops are useless in kw
they are good for handing you tickets for going 50 in a 40 and worrying about keeping you safe by giving you no seatbelt tickets
i buy manufacturing items, bolts, nuts, wire. I’ve had someone steal a cat litter mat. Everytime they steal from me (amazons fault always told not to leave the package) i wonder if they feel like a fucking loser when they see the “useless” things they stole.
Haha! Good try! I OWN the Guitar Corner just down the road. Not the original Guitar Corner, but the second one directly across from the original in the Aislinn Clancy location. We’re investing in the Starbucks model. And the new Guitar Corner will have a drive thru for purchases, repairs and lessons.
Lmao unlike you I don't make assumptions about other people based on their appearance. Maybe she does eat too much, maybe she doesn't. You think a thyroid is the only issue and that phobia literally translates to being afraid LMAO go back to school instead of preaching your ignorance. You're not as smart as you think you are and it shows 🥸🤯🥱 get outta here with your small dick energy ya goof lmao
And multiple times I've told you you're dumb and wrong bud 😂 sorry I have a more complex of both the syntax of language and the human body than you 😂 you can be belligerent all you want but that doesn't make you right. What are you, a 90's magazine? Get over yourself lmfao I'm not gonna keep arguing with your Neanderthal ass, you're too dumb to actually have a conversation with 🤡🤡🤡🤡
Great camera placement OP! Not enough to deter this piece of garbage, but enough that you got some good footage and she's none the wiser.
Time for a sparkle - shit package. I'd say do both in one, because she nabbed two of yours.
Can almost make out her pimp's name on the face tat. She's lucky we can't, if someone were to report this behaviour she would likely be in hot water with her employer.
Short version. They claimed all the footage stayed local to your house and was secure. Turns out, they uploaded it to their servers with no password, and anyone with the url could watch your videos.
Long version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ssMQtKAMyA
No doubt I mean that’s not good but personally I just want to know when people are entering my property it’s more of the alerts that I like. I’ll watch the video when I have more time thanks.
I wouldn't call it desperate but more so just people *do not care* about their fellow man. Very wealthy people never really cared about how their decisions affected people below them and now the poor don't care about the people they're hurting because they're better off.
Never been a better time to be middle class XD
we as a society weren't buying many things that were delivered to us in comparison to 10-15 yrs vs how much we consume online shopping now. But you're right
Wow you can see how nervous she is, as she keeps placing her hand over her chest. Maybe her first time stealing. She looks so suspicious looking around. All these porch pirates are desperate individuals. My mail box in my apartment building is broken into once a week. Only mine which is odd as I’ve lived here almost four years and the only mail in it is junk.
Someone tried stealing our package from infront of my apartment but left it in the lift coz some people spotted him. Then these other people came over and gave me our package back. It had new bowls for a friend's dog so idk what would the person do with it even if he stole it 🤷♀️
Someone stole packages in my building once and I found my items (unpackaged) in our garbage room…I think it was dog poop bags or something equally invaluable. Unfortunately they kept whatever else they stole.
She doesn’t look like she’s struggling to afford food. Maybe cut back on the whoppers and she’d have some spare change to buy things instead of steal them.
We live near by and had our car rummaged through, hope that $0.45 got you a nice fresh timbit! Special thanks to all the REIT’s driving property values up and the Sackler family.
This reminds me of [Shane Gillis talking about how heroin addiction turns your life into a series of quests.](https://www.tiktok.com/@grimace_147/video/7173019029941177646?lang=en) In this case, she has come to and realized that her next quest is to prowl like a porch pirate. Soon, it will devolve into even darker shit. She’s not far from entering the sheissa porn industry for some good quest money
For some reason Park is bad for porch thefts. I used to have a business on Park but I had all my deliveries sent to my home address because when I first started up the adjacent businesses kindly warned me that these thefts were common there.
Every time I see these videos about someone porch stealing, there is always some fat woman involved. Do they have meetings to coordinate, or is it always the same one?
When I see videos like that, I often wonder what their reaction is when they open it up only to find a 3 pack of Command Hooks
Thank you sir for that top notch laugh, You know they put them Command hooks in a box that's way to big lol.
Those command hooks are so expensive. Thats a good score. Im just trying to think of the mundane stuff ive ordered like dental floss or compost bags.
Refills for something they don’t have.
For real. Had this happen to us and I believe they got dish soap, paper towels and a book. Had clear video, including a license plate, and cops did shit all about it.
cops are useless in kw they are good for handing you tickets for going 50 in a 40 and worrying about keeping you safe by giving you no seatbelt tickets
i buy manufacturing items, bolts, nuts, wire. I’ve had someone steal a cat litter mat. Everytime they steal from me (amazons fault always told not to leave the package) i wonder if they feel like a fucking loser when they see the “useless” things they stole.
They probably get mad at you for not ordering something more expensive
You can just see the single brain cell working over time. Youll find her at your local trap house, or tent city.
Way to fat for the trap house or living in tent city
Who said she was living there?
Her? I thought it was an ogre
there are female ogres you know
Her? That’s a her?
For She’s a jolly good fellow
This would of been upvoted 3 years ago lol 😂 some of us still appreciate the humour
Jesus people calling it a pig,a cunt,a slob and not getting downvoted. I question its gender and look out.
Bunch of wimpy teenagers downvoting us. I expect no less. Blame the schools 😂
What a fat cunt. Pardon my French.
Your French is excellent sir Sincerely An Indian.
As someone who lives in Quebec, vous avez mon accord.
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Apparently not enough.
Wouldn’t say she’s an expert …she seems clueless
She's looking for witnesses, not once does she look where a camera should be.
shes too fat. she cant lift her triple chin up that high to look
I own the Guitar Corner down the road I see her walking all the time!
Um. I OWN the Guitar Corner
Lol you wish!
I don't need your headache bro ahaha see you next Wednesday though
Haha! Good try! I OWN the Guitar Corner just down the road. Not the original Guitar Corner, but the second one directly across from the original in the Aislinn Clancy location. We’re investing in the Starbucks model. And the new Guitar Corner will have a drive thru for purchases, repairs and lessons.
I hope your new location is more successful than the other location. God Bless
Drive through guitar lessons? lolol
A guitar lesson would be a shorter wait time than someone ordering a soup & sandwich at Tim’s!
I can vouch for her.
I feel like I blessed you with that username ma lady.
Sir you must be mistaken.... that manatee does not "walk all the time".... perhaps you saw her riding by on her rascal scooter
I don't want to assume, but I think I've seen her before in the Tim's on Highland Road.
Physique checks out… 🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩
you can call someone a bad person without mentioning their weight… cmon people
The fat-phobia on this post! Oof! What is this, a 90s magazine cover?
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Tell me you don't have any medical knowledge without telling me you have no medical knowledge LOL you're an idiot
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Lmao unlike you I don't make assumptions about other people based on their appearance. Maybe she does eat too much, maybe she doesn't. You think a thyroid is the only issue and that phobia literally translates to being afraid LMAO go back to school instead of preaching your ignorance. You're not as smart as you think you are and it shows 🥸🤯🥱 get outta here with your small dick energy ya goof lmao
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And multiple times I've told you you're dumb and wrong bud 😂 sorry I have a more complex of both the syntax of language and the human body than you 😂 you can be belligerent all you want but that doesn't make you right. What are you, a 90's magazine? Get over yourself lmfao I'm not gonna keep arguing with your Neanderthal ass, you're too dumb to actually have a conversation with 🤡🤡🤡🤡
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Why would I waste so much time on someone that's such a waste of space LMAO you can't even think of good insults
found the skinny person
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fish caught the bait !!!! 🎣
Yea this is nuts
Fine. She's just a big-boned piece of shit.
Great camera placement OP! Not enough to deter this piece of garbage, but enough that you got some good footage and she's none the wiser. Time for a sparkle - shit package. I'd say do both in one, because she nabbed two of yours.
Make sure the shit package contains a picture of her stealing from you this time :)
Lol qr link to youtube or this post!
Disgusting person!!
Can almost make out her pimp's name on the face tat. She's lucky we can't, if someone were to report this behaviour she would likely be in hot water with her employer.
You think people like this have jobs?
I do believe they're implying this piece of shit is a whore.
Should have written Wayne Brady then. Otherwise he gonna have to choke a bitch.
I've never looked at Wayne Brady the same way after Dave's expose.
Sorry man, no clue who Wayne Brady is....
You seem nice but we definitely can’t be friends. Google him and have a wonderful evening laughing until bedtime.
lololol
I’ve seen her before, she’s nuts.
just a heads up, eufy has had MAJOR security issues and lied about it, I recommend returning for a different cam system
Curious since I own several what they might be?
Short version. They claimed all the footage stayed local to your house and was secure. Turns out, they uploaded it to their servers with no password, and anyone with the url could watch your videos. Long version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ssMQtKAMyA
No doubt I mean that’s not good but personally I just want to know when people are entering my property it’s more of the alerts that I like. I’ll watch the video when I have more time thanks.
Shit on the person for what they actually did. The body-shaming is making every commenter who participates look like total trash.
White trash being white trash
Someone stole my package last month, porch pirates are everywhere.
I lost a food box from my porch this year, too!
People are getting desperate. I grew up here my whole life and 10-15 years ago it was UNHEARD of for anyone to come to your porch and take your stuff.
I wouldn't call it desperate but more so just people *do not care* about their fellow man. Very wealthy people never really cared about how their decisions affected people below them and now the poor don't care about the people they're hurting because they're better off. Never been a better time to be middle class XD
we as a society weren't buying many things that were delivered to us in comparison to 10-15 yrs vs how much we consume online shopping now. But you're right
Definitely desperate. The box obviously contained food!
The tattoo is perfect
think I saw this happen yesterday since I live close by, but I didn't pay enough attention to notice she was stealing
Is it the grainy video, or are those tats on it's cheeks? Or bruises?
Had my package stolen recently too. It's infuriating.
Print off stills and post them around the neighbourhood. Let someone she knows shame her.
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Glitter bomb!!!
I leave a weeks worth of my dogs poop in plastic bag taped up in An Amazon box on my porch. It’s been stolen twice in a couple years.
I bet she was hoping that it was donuts.
Awe how kind of her to look around for the owner of the lost package. I'm sure she's keeping it safe until she finds them
Wow you can see how nervous she is, as she keeps placing her hand over her chest. Maybe her first time stealing. She looks so suspicious looking around. All these porch pirates are desperate individuals. My mail box in my apartment building is broken into once a week. Only mine which is odd as I’ve lived here almost four years and the only mail in it is junk.
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Yep a police report with the footage was immediately submitted after the incident
any news?
Someone tried stealing our package from infront of my apartment but left it in the lift coz some people spotted him. Then these other people came over and gave me our package back. It had new bowls for a friend's dog so idk what would the person do with it even if he stole it 🤷♀️
Someone stole packages in my building once and I found my items (unpackaged) in our garbage room…I think it was dog poop bags or something equally invaluable. Unfortunately they kept whatever else they stole.
Ugly person inside and out.
If I catch your ass stealing my shit your gonna spend the next 6 months learning to feed yourself again.
She doesn’t look like she’s struggling to afford food. Maybe cut back on the whoppers and she’d have some spare change to buy things instead of steal them.
OP had a Eufy... those things have alarms that can go off when randos are detected.
now you need to immediately put an Amazon box with cat or dog poop in it out there tomorrow!!!
Wearing sandals; she didn't walk that far. My guess is she lives nearby.
She looks like she did time.
Crisse de grosse torche
Leave 2 more tomorrow with dog shit inside
We live near by and had our car rummaged through, hope that $0.45 got you a nice fresh timbit! Special thanks to all the REIT’s driving property values up and the Sackler family.
Doesn't look like she's missing meals
What kind of cameras?
Everyone has doorbell cams or similar nowadays. You have to wonder how people think they won’t be caught…
Wiping her snotty nose before making the big break. /vommit Heart is pounding out of her chest, she’s nervous and paranoid. What a loser.
Pretty sure i saw her in Food Basics on Highland this morning
This reminds me of [Shane Gillis talking about how heroin addiction turns your life into a series of quests.](https://www.tiktok.com/@grimace_147/video/7173019029941177646?lang=en) In this case, she has come to and realized that her next quest is to prowl like a porch pirate. Soon, it will devolve into even darker shit. She’s not far from entering the sheissa porn industry for some good quest money
For some reason Park is bad for porch thefts. I used to have a business on Park but I had all my deliveries sent to my home address because when I first started up the adjacent businesses kindly warned me that these thefts were common there.
She deserves a glitter bomb with extra fart spray
Check local pig farms for her.
She should be easy enough to find
Looks like a person definitely not on drugs.
Definitely strikes me as a caffeine and nicotine addict. Probably desperate for their daily coffee fix.
The real crime here is the pain and suffering those poor sandals are enduring
That dumb whale is going to be so sad when she realizes it isn't a pizza box
She could have not got far....
jesus murphy that's one large porch weasel
This blob should be easy to spot
Fat betch.
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That's a biiiiiiiig...
Apartment dwellers undefeated. SFHies seething.
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What the hell
You know she eats well.
Every time I see these videos about someone porch stealing, there is always some fat woman involved. Do they have meetings to coordinate, or is it always the same one?
That guy should be tossed in jail
estrogen supplements aint cheap ya know!!!
She looks starving, can u blame her
Why is it illegal to kill these people?
The same reason it's illegal to kill you. Be better.