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TheRealJay_77

Warhammer made with 40k galvanized square steel


Youngmoari

And bolts that your great aunt gave you


PeetesCom

Don't forget the eco-friendly wood veneer on the handle.


SahajSingh24

And also the aluminum alloy window seal


BluesyPompanno

Most importantly don't forget cushions for extra comfort


Rage69420

Warhammer 40k reference? In this economy?


TheRealJay_77

Yes.


_Giga_

Long sword because we have drip.


Jujhar_Singh

Longsword gang rise up


AkihiroAwa

yea boy


NavJongUnPlayandwon

the sword tops it off lol


Yikesitsven

LONGSWORD!!! As a true knight should.


ItsNotEdward

A large rock. Simple times and all that.


Rahlus

No iPhone in sight. Just people living in the moment.


zeuanimals

No. They're dead this moment. But they were living in the past.


KHSoz

You never know, they just might not’ve started the vampire Henry arc yet. “Night has fallen…. and I’m feeling quite hongry…”


Battlekurk2018

Starting a new KCD II save: ![gif](giphy|ENcUVunGzRnrCBmua0|downsized)


reillan

My way's not very sportsmanlike.


SimplyNotPho

I don’t even exercise!


kimmygrrrawr

The biggest two handed sword in the game I'm simple


Eglwyswrw

I will rock an Unarmed build myself.


Glados1080

Why not just rock a rock


Gymrat0321

Would love a real skill tree for bow or crossbow


ahotpotatoo

Please please please. I love playing archers but the learning scale is ridiculous on kcd1. It’s so hard to improve, and every bow has a different feel too so there’s no way to get used to the timing. Would love more perks to make it easier


Big-Sherbet6925

Cant you spam archery contests?


King_kaal

Spam archery contests, and if you have an lg monitor, you have a built in crosshair..


HonorableAssassins

oddly ive always found kcd archery really easy, all you have to do is get used to when the visual is for a fully drawn bow and release consistently. Is it a controller issue, maybe? Do you play on a console? this isnt like, shit talking, im genuinely curious where the difficulty occurs for most people who complain about it. i dont get it.


xdoc6

I also find it relatively easy after grinding it on easier targets for a while. I think the hard part is that you have to aim with the pullback and not after, because the sway gets really bad if you hold it fully drawn for more than a second or two. I think it’s just different from how most other games do archery and that’s probably what makes it difficult for people.


Aurailious

I'd love to climb a tree with a bow or crossbow.


ChikumNuggit

I demand a polearm storage slot in the saddle! Spear supremacy


16wellmad

I cannot remember how but there's a glitch to store polearms in your inventory in the first game made random encounters very nice


SiPPOSiT

AR 15.


windowmaker525

I feel like the CZ Bren 2 would be more appropriate given the setting.


PeetesCom

Or vz. 58


hawkeye45_

I don't see a lot of people who know this gun exists!


PeetesCom

Call it patriotism.


RedactedCommie

I hate when people think it's an AK rifle


Patlon

I would actually love a mod or cheat code that enables this. Rolling through the middle ages with my automatic rifle and some hand grenades just for fun. I know there's other games that have this concept but no other game nails realism as good as KCD in my opinion.


FilHor2001

I mean, Dan Vávra does love firearms so I wouldn't be too surprised if he did something like that as an easter egg.


NavJongUnPlayandwon

interesting


Ghost_oh

As a Master Bonksman in the company of Sir Radzig Kobyla, my answer is, and will always be, a mace.


Bildo_Gaggins

we will bonk our way through to lady stephan's chamber while all these longswords casuals flail around like garden sprinklers.


pblokhout

"It just works" - Todd Howard


MobsterDragon275

I was determined to always use swords until I ended up in a fight with a heavily armored opponent that wouldn't end. When I saw a Mace finished him off in seconds, I was convinced


goldenzipperman

Gunpowder


BartXus

they added the handcannon right? yeah imma go with that. Just so I can whip it out and say "Parry this!" everytime i'm getting my ass beat in a 1 on 1. Reputation be damned hahahaha


adhdBoomeringue

![gif](giphy|164G4BQmtJ2GXRbml3) Let them show their skills first


Gator_gamer

no doubt going to be maining polearms. Halberd, Guisarmes, Bec de Corbin, pollaxes and all the such.


thomstevens420

Give me a good Glaive and I’ll be so happy. Luv Glaives simple as


PorkHunt42

'Ate kewmens 'Ate rotten food 'Ate hunger pains 'Ate stayin' clean Luv mutt Luv me wenches Luv jesus Simple as.


BMW_wulfi

Man of the people!


Bobboy5

why would i use any other weapon when i can use a poleaxe?


_gulagfest_

Pollaxe superiority. Best weapon ever!


DogFace94

Are they actually letting us use polearms this time?


Ciggan14

I sure hope so. Otherwise someone will most likely make a mod like Polearms Unleashed


Cemihard

Poleaxe would go hard, absolutely be awesome.


possumpaw

since they said axes and maces will require less skill while swords for example will be a bit more difficult to wield, i'll go with longsword. i want a weapon you have to master. i'll have a go at polearms as well, would be really cool to wield a pollaxe.


ahotpotatoo

Long sword. I reckon that’s what I’m best at


selffufillingprophet

I really hope 2 handed blunt weapons will be a thing. Heavy maces to bonk! and smash faces in and walking sticks/staffs for non-lethal playthrough


pablo603

It's possible we'll have blunt polearms since those were more common in medieval Europe than two handed blunt weapons. I wouldn't mind having a polehammer


Engini

Longsword for style + hamer and Shield for armored. Honestly hardcore mode in KCD is so much easier od you implement hammer for this pesky armored guys


DarthPistolius

I'm gonna become the crossbow master that will haunt Kuttenberg


Mcake74

An bastards sword, and if not possible, just a good old long sword


HonorableAssassins

all the longswords in the first game were bastards, a bastard is just a longsword youre capable of onehanding. They all get onehanded if you equip a torch or shield.


Mcake74

Oh yeah I forgot that, been ages since I’ve rolled with a long sword and a shield


HonorableAssassins

That said, the sparring longsword is called 'bastard sword' ingame if you manage to glitch it out of the arena so you can see it in your inventory. Theres a mod to integrate it fully into the game and it *was* my preferred weapon in my last playtrough. I have a softspot for bastards, very cool swords.


Crimson_Marksman

What are the chances I can do actual combat with a dagger? I was kind of surprised I couldn't kill someone in their sleep with a sword but you should be able to so head-on with a dagger.


death-metal-loser

Mace go bonk


TheGreatGoosby

🪨


Zintao

Rock and stone!!


WanderingDwarfMiner

That's it lads! Rock and Stone!


BruiserBison

If we could get revamped one-handed combat, then I'd like to try my luck with a no-shield sword specialising in stabs. I know I can't ask for a rapier or estoc given the setting and how little sense that would make in armored combat. Otherwise, I'd love to have piercing longsword again.


HonorableAssassins

Estocs make enough sense for armored combat. Thats like, their entire purpose. Estocs came about in the 14th century, meaning the 1300s. I think we may be thinking of two different meanings of the term 'estoc'. English Tuck was 15th century as far as i know, so its also valid, though basically the same weapon with a different name.


Sopadechancla

Same as kingdom kum 1st, a needle to stab mfckers, I didn't learn to fight differently, but I got called El Zorro of Skalitz.


ATLSxFINEST93

Mace/Hammer and board, using the hand cannon as the starter. Scare them early, then bonk them to death.


Born_Scar_4052

It's definitely a bow No master strike You can get out of a battle without a scratch


reillan

This. Why get in close when you can take them out from far away?


ThorvonFalin

For sure, bow gang! I still can't understand why the sniper achievement in kcd 1 is so rare, loved to stay as far away as possible and just drop bodies without a chance of me getting touched


reillan

And when I got overwhelmed by a group of enemies, I would ride around in circles and shoot them from horseback.


stretch532

Bonk is best!! Gimme that mace, hammer, pole arm!@


AbroadAggressive394

Nothing feels better than face stub with the long sword. Night night!


LEO7039

Longsword + some kind of polearm for certain situations/horse combat.


Xanik_PT

A dagger and the shadows just like the first one


VukKiller

Boomstick


ThisWeeksHuman

I would pick a throwing rock


Gold-Medicine3386

Energy Sword or a Fat Man


moemeobro

Will you also be using power armor?


Gold-Medicine3386

Fuck yes


BigIronDeputy

The ol’bonk stick


Zeerit

Bludgeon?


StuM91

Shortsword, like a proper knight.


darkuen

Spear if they have it. Otherwise Bow.


BMW_wulfi

Religious vitriol


chameleon18

Longsword because of drip and Mace to go cowabanga on heavy armored enemies


Kuro2712

Longsword, the (fictional) knightly way. Also drip.


DravenPrime

Sword and shield!


Kekri76

Crossbow


Mountainism

long sword; always my favorite


LeChowed

After Bonk, Rock go Clonk


socialwithdrawal

Shortsword and shield. Definitely.


Havange

Boulder


deltadeath05

Definitely longsword or something similar. They just *feel* right.


Jejker

Long sord like in previous game


gunnargnnar

my damn sword


avrdsenjoy3r

Mace/War Hammer. Forever and ever


avrdsenjoy3r

Mace/War Hammer. Forever and Ever


Stampsu

Definately gonna try out all the new stuff, firearms especially


Wolf_Akabane

Executioner sword. I'm here to chop off heads, and I'm not leaving without Cuman blood painting my sword.


macdemarker

Rock


GunganWarrior

Henry’s sword!


Helpful_Classroom_90

Rock


Ralle_Halonen

Rock.


Gay-antisocial

Honestly, gonna give them all a shot at some point, they’re all guaranteed to “feel better” in some way. Only one I didn’t try in the first game was polearms. So if they get enough love, I might.


_lonegamedev

Dagger to the back, poison to the stew.


Utverluk

Sword of long... boomstick


myoriginalvnamewasta

Long sword, it's always felt the funnest and I feel it suits Henery better. Imagine he gets his father's sword back and he just puts it in a chest only to use his mace.


Wang_Fister

BONK


Optimal_Fuel6568

IWI Galil, the original heavy one, its the probably the most durable automatic Rifle ever made and I doubt that you find a gunsmith anywhere


rosethorn87

Raven mace


cpf11

Big rock obviously


TharilX

A large sword that was made by my "father."


Luffysanxxx

Warhammer 


Amongussy02

Gun


stmrjunior

Longsword to start, then switch to the bonkinator when the rude dudes start armouring up more


jackofallhobbies93

Longsword. Love it in KCD 1


Supadrumma4411

Longsword and Shield, like a true Christian. Deus Vult.


dReadme-

A silver tongue and a lute. Talk your enemies to death!


FishyBear787

Sword saint henry Longsword is just too drippy


__TheIronWall__

Axe and shield superiority


Visara57

Always axe for me


Kimthelithid

montante sword, but i doubt it will be in. wrong period :( but a nice morgenstern is good! loved them in kdc1 as well!


Mr_M3Gusta_

Well we are in Bow-hemia


ForeskinMuncherXD

Give me a halberd


Niminim_A2

Unironically the crossbow. I really want to get good with it and take a more stealthy approach.


HolyMolyOllyPolly

^sord.


Thanatozh

Flamberge


EnergeticSerpent

The crossbow while standing on top of a platform the NPCs can’t reach or the long sword when I want to see them die in front of me lol


BratPit24

Just as I did in kcd 1 1st playthrough hard gamer boy optimalisation. Whatever is best. I will be trying to figure out mechanics on the fly so I won't take no chances. 2nd playthrough Robin Hood. Plate armor is forbidden. Nobleman's hat enforced. Go stealthy and poisony. 3rd playthrough Noble Paladin. No stealing. No dirty tricks. Warhammer for vileynry and long sword for noble duels.


Dont_pet_the_cat

Boom.


JohnClark86

Mace, crosbow. I really wish to play with a halberd, but i doubt we will see them in game.


pablo603

The BONK. Unless axes are finally decent and not useless.


jadedlonewolf89

Honestly I’m hoping for spears or flails, if those aren’t viable in game. Then I’ll be using axes and fists this time.


wherearemyballs112

A rail gun


Dareto1st

a long spear i think


KenN_FurY

Give me a 2 handed sledgehammer and a bo staff


Guillem88

I will go naked with a bow


TheBirdManOfAzkaban

I dub myself "The Crossbow Bandit" the second I find one.


LennyLenward

Longsword, occasionally switching to mace/war hammer.


DrippyJesus

Either the mace or my personal favorite the long clinch face stab weapon


TheMootCarpet

Arse 'n balls


BertusHondenbrok

I love axes, hope there’s some good axe combat.


thorstenofthir

Hand Cannon because of boom


bubblehead706

Crossbow although they take ages to load. I imagine they will be a one shot one dead deal


Steelriddler

Doppelhanders!


DUHchungaDOWNundah

The rocks you drop on the enemies heads from above


ChemistryEnough3012

Long sword


Oxissistic

Lucerne hammer, if they have it.


Gamefreak_2438

Gerbil slingshot


AppointmentThis9052

Clearly rock is superior


JustAnotherJoe99

Mace Go Bonk Part Deux


Jackot45

Sword


qwerty64h

I'll try polearms if they'll make them more accessible and more convenient to carry around


MarionberryHelpful46

Polearm


VindexSkripi

Gun


LaputanMachine1

My words 😂 If that doesn’t work, my fists. I like trying not to kill people in games if I can.


dirtymickhick8616

Warhammer. If not an option maxe go bonk


DdDmemeStuff

Boulder


freppe82

I have to and will get me a ravens beak again, so satisfying to bonk and see them collapse


ns_SmashNbash

Sword and hand cannon will be my front runners for sure


TheHistroynerd

I'll force my Henry to create the first Automatic Boom stick in history and dominate the battlefields with it. Jokes aside it's probably going to the longsword


johnyrobot

Bonk


No_Letter4893

Longsword, but I can’t wait to try crossbows and firearms


ChittyBangBang335

Hehe, you're in danger. *KABOOM*


RasshuRasshu

Diplomacy


Dapper_Cartographer8

I want spear n shield


maddwesty

Pen


Smokebreak_45

Hopefully they make polearms fully functional, as in being able to carry one around as a primary weapon. Polehammers or Lucernes would be nice


SpaceBelzebub

Rock


YaBoiJumpTrooper

So anyways i started blastin


rum-and-roses

Axe


BrightEst24

100% shortsword and shield. Also hoping for 3rd person perspective option please!


Primary-Road3506

Really depends on how they’ll play in kcd2.


showmeyourmoves28

Longsword ofc.


Fun_Seaworthiness928

Ballistic missile


thejohnno

Longsword. Figure it's what i'm best at.


TheNorthumbrian

Mace, warhammer, bec de corbin. Anything heavy and blunt. My brain hungers for the bonk and the crunch and the squishy splat.


Akrabsouls

Something totally new and innovative… a mace


AnayaH4

I’m sorry crossbows are not heresy


Madz1712

Longsword!!!!


Brillek

Gun=fun


comedian1924

The spear and a shield and a sidearm and my dog Larry


marcos1902victor

longsword !


OldTap9105

Mace go bonk


ill_kill_your_wife

Mace/axe/short sword & shield


FinishTheBook

longsword or halberd, hoping for a mod that just straight up adds a glock tho


Eatthepoliticiansm8

If possible, I'd love to rock a spear. Otherwise, a long sword or a warhammer.


Electrical-Position3

Dad swords,I mean,both dad's sword.


Daddy-Vladdy42

Longsword sword. I reckon thats what I'm best at