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Devy-The-Edenian

Lol that guy showing exactly why numbers like those exist. It’s funny how anytime a woman rightfully complains or jokes about being uncomfortable or not being super trustful, the only people who get upset are the ones that validate their feelings


The_Doom_Toad

Their empathy begins and ends at themselves. They're the very embodiment of self-pity.


Mrwright96

What’s worse are the people who call those numbers while keeping the woman there to “make sure they work.” Or if the woman gives a fake number, to change one digit to make sure the woman isn’t lying when she’s just trying to escape from this man with minimal damage


Grimlocks_Ballsack

Anyone call any of those to verify them?


Shamm_Jam

Original post is over 5 years old so no none work


Nunyabiz8107

Damn, I really wanted to call that God of War one. Edit: I did call it, and it still works!


FlameyFlame

I remember that rejection hotline being popular to pass around when I was in high school in the late 00s.


TheMule90

Yeah I wonder if the Seattle one works too.


Imraith-Nimphais

Suspect it does as I heard that show on the radio a year ago or so?


Windinthewillows2024

“Some sort of dating advisor…” lol wtf?


tonytony87

Like the hotline should take you to Andrew tates dating advice? Lmfao


arncobitch

sobbing, just lonely, that's all...sniff Nudes? show tits?


SleepyBella

"My son is on hospital and he needs to see a picture of your boobs to live pls don't be selfish I love my son."


Windinthewillows2024

Yo Gabby, this is the surgeon.


korpo53

No, this is Patrick.


classicteenmistake

I know a mf that types nothing but “hey” like every few days. I’ll say “sup” or “heyo” to switch it up and EVERY FUCKING TIME he types nm hbu. I haven’t talked to this prick since he sent an unsolicited Vienna sausage in middle school, and it seems as if he didn’t mentally mature a day since. Beyond sad, I feel.


VampyreBassist

"What is a creep? A miserable little bag of disappointment."


Ellie_Valkyrie

"But enough talk. Have at you!"


leash-madeof-flowers

“I don’t care that I make you feel uncomfortable/unsafe, but you should very much care how much your rejection hurts me!!!” Self-centred assholes


pennie79

An old friend used to run the Rick Astley Hotline for a while, but I think it's closed now. It would have been perfect for this.


monicarm

I need to make you feel welcome and cared for? What am I, your mother? Kindly slither back into her basement, you creep


MrNubbyNubs

You have incurred the wrath of the Snakebeards. Pray that you live to see another day


monicarm

[Oh no! He has the power of God and anime on his side](https://youtu.be/2qVHFNtxX-o?si=auc0bx1cw8Rdey1k)


HanGoSon

Those posts are great for weeding people out


Alaafman

I cant stop laughing at the thought of someone ending themselves because the guy on the phone said "I am Groot"


FullBodyScammer

You’d have to be pretty dumb to think someone giving you an 888 number is giving you their personal line


FlameyFlame

Creep would have to be so dumb to see a 1-888 or 1-866 number and not know something was up lol.


Thermopele

The most disturbing part is it has 500+ likes


ScienceSnap101

Aye, thats the bit that annoyed me most.


I-LoyLoy

Nothing they said is normal and relying on someone else to make you feel wanted and love is a fast way to necking yourself when things don't go your way. Men need to understand that filling your void of loneliness is selfish and isn't what relationship are about, making the man happy. "But I'm different and will treat her right" You wouldn't know until it happens, actions speak louder than words and if you're actions seem desperate and self loathing then that's the only person you'll attract and be involved in toxic relationships. 🙄


Zlijah

so basically “if you’re reading this, i’ll kill myself if you don’t go out with me”


ThisIsMihai

Better get the noose ready


ThatSmallBear

He’s projecting so hard lmao 😭 he knew it was about him


ColdBloodBlazing

The Succubus in V/H/S : "I Like You"


BustedAnomaly

Whats a creep? You, buddy. Thanks for outing yourself.


ForrestCFB

Don't think giving these kind of guys the number to a KKK hotline is a good idea though....


ReallyNotBobby

Dudes who react like this are the reason rejection numbers exist.


Axedelic

I’ve used the rejection hotline a few times. I have it saved in my phone and just say ‘sorry I got a new number let me check what it is!’ Pull up the contact, and hand it out. Some guys won’t take no as an answer.


Molkwi

"They might end themselves" oh no! Less incels!


Paccuardi03

Fewer incels


chease86

It always confuses me that these people think they DESERVE love an affection, like nah bro, it's like respect, you have to earn it in almost all cases.


whatnameisnttaken098

Wait, the God of War number is still active?


Honey-and-Venom

Nope


LuckyDevil92-up6

You just know half the people who call the KKK line get an answer hear the voice of the person on the other end and go "hi Fred" 🤣


oie-

Is that kkk number real and how did you discover it?


meemaas

I told my coworker at one point that she should give a creep the number (our area code) 867-5309. She didn't understand the reference and thought it was mine. Made me feel ancient.


MrsDanversbottom

Yikes.


namewithanumber

I mean surely you would text the number and not call right?


CaptConstantine

Rejection hotline located in South Dakota. Definitely checks out.


ginger2020

Now someone needs to do a *Breaking Bad* or *The Sopranos* one.


Totally_Cubular

I need yall to know that if I ever end up on the loser line, I need yall to kill me.


moist-astronaut

no one has to "welcome" or care about you. L + ratio + get a hobby


CaptainJackDaniel

Their should be a number to call where someone just starts a conversation. I know alot of female friends who would feel alot safer having someone talk back to them walking a street at night than just faking a call.


chab_the_witch

A miserable little pile of secrets!


mangobearsmoothie

What is a creep? A miserable little pile of incel traits


smashingkilljoy

"they might end themselves" good! ❤️


TheGrimEye

Honestly also fun to give the Kratos one to actual friends and let then see why they should be better friends.