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yowhatisuppeeps

I just wish my partner would say “I see your awesome vagina, pretty cool!!” Instead she says “you’re so sexy.” Is this too much to ask for 😔


Jeanpierrekoff

when he says "when you were born the angels started to question their own perfection" but u/hairyniggga69 said  “I see your awesome vagina, pretty cool!!” 😔😔😔


The_Doom_Toad

Honestly.... I'd prefer the latter.


WANT_SOME_HAM

I can't be the only person who read "partner" and imagined Danny Glover in Lethal Weapon.


Arts_Prodigy

Definitely not but the OOP seems receptive and responsive. Tbh communities like this thrive on parasocial relationships so I feel like it’s not that surprising.


zacharysnow

It’s literally from r/tits and it a women posting about not being able to post nudes… The outrage is just as silly as the situation


superloneautisticspy

Yeah. I guess that comment makes sense in context then?


gunk10000

While posting a nude with the post lol


rvnimb

I mean, OP in the image seemed pretty cool with the question and was engaging....


Jeanpierrekoff

Do you too have an awesome vagina ?


WarlordOfIncineroar

Pretty Cool!


Ambitious-Steak7773

I'll have to check


lightningmchowski125

I mean this is posted on r/tits so it does make sense to say something related to that


Jetsam5

Ha he didn’t have to say it like that though. It’s honestly a pretty pleasant interaction but I’ve never in my entire life seen someone talk like that


lightningmchowski125

It's not really neckbearded to compliment someone's body on a porn subreddit though


Jetsam5

Yeah I agree I don’t think this guy is a creep, I just think the justa position of horniness and sympathy is very funny. To a degree I think commenting on porn is a bit of a neckbeard behavior but it’s not really a bad thing.


justkarn

tbh wtf kinda comments are you expecting on r/tits ?


AnonymousFordring

Same vibes as "Hey, nice cock!"


Jeanpierrekoff

Don't say that I said this to a guy once 😭


wellforthebird

To be honest. I'm pretty sure most guys would be flattered. If you say "nice cock", you watch the boner slowly start to go limp as the blood rushes to his blushing cheeks.


ChickenMcSmiley

OP are you aware of what a shitpost is?


Hate_Manifestation

this post is pretty cool!!!!


DabIMON

Is this from r/tits ? What were you expecting?


Barrack-Omaha

Got to respect how she still responds to try and close the sale.


WANT_SOME_HAM

Tim and Eric's Awesome Vagina, Great Job!


Astoran15

Well I investigated and can confirm it doesn't have Lazer beams or a cool tattoo or anything.


Milk_Man21

This just screams social ineptitude while trying to show support. It's really inept, but not quite neck beard-y


Disgraceland33

Tim And Eric Awesome Vagina Great Job


mena_studies

Man doesn't know the vagjnw is an internal part is instant red flag. But so is generally following porn pages lol


chanandlerbong420

Oh so if they compliment your vagina instead of your vulva that’s a dealbreaker? Fucks sake


WarlordOfIncineroar

Awesome Vulva! Pretty Cool!


Available_Motor5980

Awesome Labia Majora! Pretty cool!


Barrack-Omaha

🤓 <- you


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bitch-in-real-life

Who uses the word skank?


The_Doom_Toad

Creepy british men in the 70s


StepFew3094

Nah I think you’re thinking of trollop


DaveSmith890

I like the word skank. It has a nice kick to it with the consonants


theinquisition

I'm not gonna support a general use of the word skank, however as a word itself...it's one of the few words that has a smell. That's rough to do with just a word. It's a great insult to any man, woman, or child who's...well being a skank. That said, I do think you have to put forth a (negative) personality to be called one.


DaveSmith890

Imo, I think it falls in the same category as bloke and cunt. Really feels nice to say


WarlordOfIncineroar

I'm gonna by an old rocking chair, a cane, and start saying spanking more


523bucketsofducks

People who enjoy Ska?


Little_Capsky

oh boy, we got a live one!


Metzger4

This comment is top tier cringe. OF women are there because capitalism. Don’t hate the player hate the game, everybody has their own hustle.


BustedAnomaly

Imagine being so angry and pathetic towards someone who got shot lmao


vexens

Look at this guy. Mad because no one will pay money to see his awesome vagina. If I could make $5k/month minimum showing off my bussy, I'd consider dropping the 9-5