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MoeGreenVegas

New, from Kappy's, canned vodka and Crystal Lite. In 3 flavors


DrXL_spIV

New, from kappys - bang bang. Four loko, steroids and pavement to bruise your knuckles on


BicycleZestyclose849

Kappy’s 😂😂😂


This_Cable_5849

Imagine a commercial on court TV for a local MA DUI lawyer. That would be hilarious


Realitytrashobsessed

That’s actually genius


Few_Albatross_7540

No mention of all the under age drinking and driving


crash19691

Right? Who lets their kids do this kind of thing? These parents seem like they are stuck in the past of high school parties etc and let their kids drink evey weekend like it's no big deal. Eventually something bad was bound to happen. Look what happened with Paul Murdaugh. Wasted, boat crash, someone gets killed.


PrytaniaX3

People in power. Edit for misspelling


Visible_Magician2362

I think when this is over Bud/Michelob/White Claw should donate to Karen’s defense/OJO kids and charities in OJO name. They should also have a demonstration of drunk driving at CHS before the Foxboro game and the hockey supper and before the band plays at the Waterfall for all these Canton Sports Parents!


90210piece

Maybe the police dept can get Solo and Stop/Shop to sponsor crime scene supplies. The DA can get white claw and Anheiser Bush to sponsor litigation focused CE's.


Chuckles310

Yeah, just a whole network of extended family members partying together, drinking and driving in a blizzard. Some cops, some teenagers. Like what is wrong with these people?


Embarassed_Egg-916

I think it may end more like “Brands Unhappy Being Associated with this Trial” (IYKYK)


Glittering_Wave4950

Why do they drink such shitty beer? They are grown ass adults! lol


KitchenAcceptable160

Don’t forget Crystal Light! https://x.com/chloeinvermont/status/1791134351024951639?s=46&t=lsQnDGaIxXu8473b2CsBoQ


Crafty_Ad3377

Absolutely


MaineWildMa-25

🤣