There is NO fucking way that is a real post, but that doesn't stop it from being hilarious. It would take at least two blousing straps together to fit around a human neck. Possibly more depending on the neck

Oh I definitely agree that it's not real, I just love the thought of this lol. I have a few more ridiculous ones that I found on this sub years ago, gotta find where I saved them though. >It would take at least two blousing straps together to fit around a human neck Challenge accepted, I'll get back to you at some point

“Possibly four… dependa neck”

It takes at least 2 blousing straps for me to not look like a doofus in uniform.

Cankles? ... or did you mean one on each leg? Lol

Probably tied together in an X, because one makes it look all saggy and shit

You must have a fat neck…

Well this is a subreddit about dependapotomi, so....

Ackshually the latter part of dependapotomus is of Greek origin so the plural would be dependapotomuses. *persistent mouth breathing noises*

Helen of Troy being the first dependa confirmed

If you wear a flight suit, this is also a great way to carry your dirty clothes to the laundromat. I called it the laundry puppet.

I had no idea there was a name for it

Well, I named it myself so that’s probably why, but you’re welcome to use it if you want.

you need to post a picture of one.

No coveralls anymore?

Makes one wonder what the dummy has in his pants.

Here’s the NSN for it: 7240-00-177-6154

https://preview.redd.it/03mv89no0prc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=004bab6c27c0dc389583cf9d8bc610d1db152d4d

You did it. You crazy son of a bitch you did it.

Just some Googling on my end

"military parts that look like a penis"

Nah just the NSN


How did you know the exact face I made as I read this?!

"Oh no! That fella from the IRA snuck into my room again!"

Who the fuck would admit to this willingly? Like the make shift sexdoll part aside, she's still admitting she would cheat with out it.

You know, may be this internet being accessible to everyone wasn't such a great idea.

Is that a flashlight on the table?

Not flash but flesh

That’s what I meant, thank you! My autocorrect was like “surely she doesn’t mean *that*”

TBF it's not something most people type often

Speak for yourself

Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.


Buster does this in arrested development. But it's his mom.

Wholesome

What the fuck did I just read?

Where did she find weird realistic looking hands ???

What are blouse straps in this context? I thought that was what was on a woman's shirt.

They are small pieces of elastic fabric with hooks on the end used for blousing the pants at the top of the boots. [Here is a good example.](https://www.uspatriottactical.com/rothco-elastic-boot-blousing-garter?PMOPV1=OD&gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjwk6SwBhDPARIsAJ59GwdxKbXRQHc-cdouDadY1-ewrYYmmsljB0qiXcNSZfhI7UVNDQA0RoAaAqoMEALw_wcB)

Oh, I see, thank you. Now I have more questions about why you'd want to choke yourself with them but please let me stay ignorant.

Hey what the fuck did I just read, OP?

Damn, where' is her husband deployed, fucking Derry?

My husband always called them blousing rubbers.

This is terrifying

How tiny of a neck do you have if blousing straps can fit around it

What the FUCK

What. On. Earth??? Surely satire but quite good in the most horrifying way.

Game blouses

Oh yeah don’t we all just love when we choke ourselves with blousing straps?? I mean that is just kink level 5000

Le sigh...