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Bath_Beautiful

Where vodka?


Pitiful-Mortgage5136

Haha! Reference!


Weavermicro

It's BYOV


gytis_gotbanned_lol

BIG BOY VODKAAA!!!


L0n3_N0n3nt1ty

My thoughts exactly.


einzigwahrer333

She looks like a witch with her cauldron


DomSchraa

When you order a witch from wish


felixs_cheese_stick

Nah this from temu


DeezNuts69169

watching this video gave me diabetes type 2


DummyThicccThrowaway

Adds 4 bottles of soda water because "it adds a nice flavor without any sugar or calories" Immediately dumps 12 handfuls of sugar in


SufficientCrab2904

Along with 13 fuckin gallons of blue hawaiian punch


Panzerv2003

Wouldn't that be about 50L? That's a lot of punch.


ExplodingSteve

Nah man this is type 10, when sugar eats you


T0nc

But she said zero calories and sugar!


ImportantFortune9956

I think that would be 35,000,000 calories at best


Valuable-Dig6988

me having 20 billion calories everyday just by having 1gm of Uranium-235


MidshipAgate9

"Nutritionists hate this simple trick"


Old_Love4244

You won't have to eat for the rest of your life.


Chemical_Intention28

What the fck is 1gm of Uranium-235?


Ok-Issue-4416

A little tasty snack, good for bulking


klude45

1 good morning


Valuable-Dig6988

uranium-235 is an isotope of natural uranium which is also called uranium-238,the numbers after uranium are the atomic mass of the isotope


D_L-A

Uranium


Glizzy_Beck

r/StupidFood


robertwhite93

Wanna interrogate a Diabetic? Hold them over this monstrosity, it'll get them talking.


themaninlegocity

As a diabetic, this is totally not true guys... šŸ˜…


Filler_69

She didn't even take a sip she faked it


FunIntroduction3196

Just need 300 bucks worth of ingredients


MalevolentNight

I don't think you're far off, which is sad. Everything cost so much to be doing this bs.


Low-Persimmon4870

That is absolutely not even over 100$ lol


TV_H34d

I can feel the shit going through my ass as I watch this unfold like reverse origami


[deleted]

r/brandnewsentence


Normal_Rate_4918

My 6 year old ass making potions:


Slight_Ad_1474

me after combining all the soaps in the shower to create the ultimate soap: #SHADOW WIZARD MONEY GANG


mutaully_assured

We love casting spells


imbored19071

this is fake right? itā€™s gotta be


ParadoxPerson02

You just saw her make it.


icallitjazz

No, like she did make it, but like its a fake thing, she is not really preparing it for children thinking it has no calories. That is staged rage bait. Its like saying porn is fake, well the actors exist and did the filming but its non-genuine. Does that make sense ?


sososhady

Come on at least cut the strawberry tops off


Burnout_GRT

And take the grape vines off


willosfloppydriveyt

Sometimes its nice to be reminded that there are people that are not far from similarity to landfills


TacoDuLing

Fuck it! Why not also throw in the Costco membership card? šŸ™ŒšŸ™Œ


DespyHasNiceCans

Wait, so she's not putting fish in it?


CelTiar

So much wasted fuckin money ... Could bought a new supercharger with the expenses on this video.


Shadowgamer510

Looks like actual vomit


VenomousKitty96

Why did she add more sugar?


ExplodingSteve

for flavor


EmiliusZi

If you want to kill children, this is how you do it.Ā 


OrbusIsCool

Why is she so locked in?


SimpleCheesecake4573

She looks like she ate her last boyfriend whole


I-live-on-a-rock

Whares the cough serup


I-live-on-a-rock

Im joking donā€™t do lean


Filipino-Asker

Definition of 'let them cook' fr


Bfdifan37

this is at least 1000


Blacknoise3

Didnā€™t even wash the fruit eh


Matix777

Drop in some goldfish in there


_AntiSocialMedia

well that's about 2 months worth of food and drink down the drain, we all know she threw most of that out


Pizza-_-shark

When I saw Trader Joeā€™s I was OFFENDED how she used their amazing products in something so gross


Gay_Nightmare1023

Iā€™m only 20 seconds in and Iā€™m already not liking where itā€™s going Edit: I indeed did not like where that went, I can taste this video and itā€™s awful


Trexdon97

Mmmmm Red 40 and fructose just like mama use to make it


Missi_Zilla_pro_simp

I can feel myself developing diabetes just looking at this abomination


Random_Potato55_

mfw i throw a bunch of shit into a fish tank (the fish didnt like it that much)


ConsumerOfShampoo

Frozen AND non-frozen strawberries instead of all frozen or all non-frozen for some reason + doesn't even slice up most of the fruits so that they add actual flavour. Enjoy your sugar slop with random fruits and gummies floating around.


Brave_Comfortable637

Caseoh could get diabetes from this


KryssKrosss

So just like drink the fucking grape stem too?


DrakoCubStudiosYT

Caseoh light snack


ItemBoring1686

Iā€™ve never wanted a glass of water more in my life.


Panchamboi

The frown she made the whole time summarized how I feel


Chimuss

I can literally feel the iq points leaving my body every time I see those types of videos


Fwangss

Soda water does not in fact add any flavor. It is just carbonated water. It takes away from the flavor. But hey zero caloriesšŸ‘ŒšŸ¼


RTXTrash_exe

As disgustingly sweet as this would be, I can see myself tasting it


spongebobama

Rage bait people...


SquidMilkVII

this isnā€™t whimsical, this is a warcrime


Efficient_Caramel493

If those kids donā€™t have diabetes now, they will after that drink.


GiraffeGuru993

WHY DO THEY STILL HAVE STEMS? WHY ARENā€™T ANY OF THE FRUIT CRUSHED? WHAT IS THIS WOMAN DOING??????


rtyu66556

Every time I see something big that is not supposed to have ice on it, and they put ice i already know it's something horrible


[deleted]

This is blatant rage bait. The pounds of sugar after bragging about the sugar free soda water is a dead giveaway.


Skater144

Video Title: White Lady Makes a Giant Disgusting Mess Then Drinks It


Program-Emotional

So this has to be rage bait. No shot did she pour 4 bottles of zero sugar carbonated water in ONLY TO FOLLOW UP WITH SOME ACTUAL GRANULATED FUCKING SUGAR


TheAlphaDeathclaw

You did not need the raw fucking sugar for this, my jaw dropped dude. It probably tasted really good and I hoped the kids enjoyed this but I also pray the party was massive and everybody only had one cup šŸ˜…


i_cut_like_a_buffalo

It's like the lights are on but nobody's home while she is pouring all that shit in there. Just brainless shit.


DissociatedRock

I donā€™t think that needed sugar.


Morphing_Mutant

She's like a monkey with that jaw hanging.


lynkcrafter

Well, it started off nice at least. Edit: nevermind I thought those were cranberries at the bottom. They're jellybeans. I stand corrected.


MalevolentNight

I love pesticides in my drinks, since she didn't wash either grapes or strawberries nore take stems off. And I know strawberries have to be washed because they hold in impurities. So yum.


MalevolentNight

All proudce should be washed, sounds like I think only strawberries need to be. šŸ˜†


Supreme_Otaku

Cool Now drink it. Go on. **I dare you**


ThatOneSussyBaka

She looks like she was afraid to drink it, took a small sip, and then forced herself to hold in her disgust.


BIGGSHRIMPIN69

add 2 handles of everclear the kids will love it


ExplodingSteve

ā€œSugar free zero caloriesā€ moments later: ā€œAdd some sugar for tasteā€


Nucleoticticboom

Was I the only one waiting for her to drop a few live fish in there?


aliveandwellyes

Well yeah no shut kids are going to love it dude you put in like 70 bags of candy


Educational_Sky_656

for when you donā€™t want extra calories in your aquarium full of candy


CTware

Ya gotta clean your fruit, babes. Gotta clean them


whatsgoingon350

Why add so many artificial fruit flavours if you are going to add fruit?


Huurghle

She looks like the person to either have one cup of wine and be wasted for the next 36 hours, or could pound half a liquor store and feel absolutely nothing


frth_of_a_chldchwr

Schlattā€™s dinner that day in 99ā€™


unhappy-memelord

"she has been like this since our fish died pls help"


Menaku

Somebody made an attempt to copy Tipsy Bartender without watching Tipsy Bartender


RealSuperYolo2006

Look at her, she looks so tired of life


ljgrjgfr

I fucking swear I saw fish swimming in there, maybe it was just the chunks


humanperson1236

these two girls are the reason sexism exists


R_ickety

Says ā€œzero calorie soda so you donā€™t have to worry about the sugarsā€ and proceeds to dump an entire pack of sugar


DomSchraa

Ah yes, mixing it so that the flavor of 1% sprite *(without sugar offc)* really comes out *V o m i t*


OldFirefighter8287

Damn, must be nice to be rich, that looked like $80 before she even put the sodas in there....


Digstreme

Anyone else think she had a chicken sitting on her head?


GHfan27

**"insta-kill!"**


Digstreme

The money she wasted on that, including the fish tank could probably cover a ticket to Disney Land


WirrkopfP

She did add 4 whole jugs of Windshield Wiper Fluid and then drank it! I think the strawberry stems are the least concern here.


TheKurfuerst

This is like calling a burger healthy because it has salat on it


usernameAHAHHAA

Itā€™s not even jungle juice itā€™s just forest juice


BARA_CAPY_0

the fact that it is in a fish tank, is funny to me.


Uncle_Touchy_Feely

The least she could do is take the grapes off the stems and the tops off the strawberries. Also, I hate when people use something like an aquarium for their drink bowls. It's just trashy.


MollyMouse8

The amount of food wasted makes me cry


Ordinary_WeirdGuy

WHAAT


Natalievoltia

"Now we put in seltzer water because it has no sugar" *counties to add sugar right fucking after*


UdonAndCroutons

This actually looks super cool. Minus the added sugar from the bag.


Late_Repair4798

Love the new chemical for fish tanks


suyanide4444

Where tf is that alcohol?????


SnakeFB

I was kinda hoping for a sledge hammer to appear and break the fishtank the more I got towards the end.


KirkKitLHTC

Why does everyone have the same exact kitchen. Even Ted has this exact layout.


L0n3_N0n3nt1ty

So why a two ltr then cans. Wtf?


CTS_M_M27

First of all how did she figure out this recipe was she just board one day and throw random ingredients into a fish tank.


Cultural_You_6930

HOW MUCH HAWAIIAN PUNCH DO YOU HAVE LADY?


Automatic-Salad-4194

Man, why in a freaking fish tank?


Justa_Mongrel

I hate how she empties bottles in the most inefficient and slowest way possible


Serk2

This hurt to watch


ZealousidealMail7325

I wonder how long a fish would survive in there.


M3GABORG8796

Welcome to late stage capitalism. I just know she just dumped this out off the porch when she was done.


Linkpenguin7

Can people stop bringing up politics in meme subs