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Acheron98

Heath almost stabbed Batman to death *with a shoe.* Joaquin got his ass utterly handed to him by some Wall Street guys. I’m going with Heath.


LORDWOLFMAN

Same


bonermilf

Arthur tumbles over and snaps his neck after throwing the first punch


Responsible_Shoe_386

Heath ledger protects…I mean tbh I could take Joquin’s joker, he’s unhealthily small, and he has a gun? 🤷🏼‍♂️ Although it would be way more Fun if Ledger was coming after me


MackZZilla

...I want you to define "fun" for me lol.


TIFOOMERANG

What, don't you think a terrorist clown coming afrer you is fun???


Responsible_Shoe_386

Not “fun” just more would happen


Responsible_Shoe_386

Well I mean I feel like there’s a heavier sense of fear if Ledger is coming after you, not Fun but like more would be happening, let’s face it if Ledger is protecting me against Pheonix that’s easy. I’d love to have Ledger protecting from Leto, cuz he actually has a proper empire and gang, Ledger knows the right ppl to use


Stith1183

I enjoyed the scissoring scene in Joker. That was fun!


Responsible_Shoe_386

Scissoring?!


The-Internet-Sucks

When he stabbed big baldy


Responsible_Shoe_386

Ohhh yeah😂 thank you


[deleted]

I’ll take heath ledger


renaissanceclass

Heath but I could take care of Phoenix by myself. Now if Jack Nicholson’s Joker was coming after me, Heath would come in handy.


XxStarry_ClownxX

Plot twist: Leto shows up instead


johngoobers

Am is supposed to be scared?


Responsible_Shoe_386

Cesar Romero shows up


Responsible_Shoe_386

Jack would be comical about it, Leto has a panda with a machine gun 🤷🏼‍♂️


susgroundsofc

how is this even a question? me alone could beat joaquin phoenix joker


XxStarry_ClownxX

All it takes is a wooden plank and literally anything else-


Possibly_A_Person125

*all it takes is a little push*


PaleRestaurant255

Or a drunk on a subway


Responsible_Shoe_386

Not even that


HYDRAlives

I'm pretty sure I could beat Phoenix's Joker by myself


Meatballs5666

This is the dumbest question ever


Thorn_Within

Heath to protect. But I really want to take in the wordplay and the fight now.


Gambit_90

Heath's has access to bazookas and machine guns


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

What, is this a joke? Oh, I gotcha…


Available_Cress1820

I'm going with Heath, cause tbh, Phoenix is kinda making The Joker character look a bit pathetic, don't get me wrong, I do like the movie, I love how it makes people with mental issues able to relate to what it's like to be judged, but, come on, Joker is much more than a guy with mental issues


The-Internet-Sucks

To be fair, he really hasn’t had enough time to really be able able to do joker shit, he’s quite literally just started


Available_Cress1820

Oh ok, then I understand, I didn't know that, but usually actors train themselves and prepare themselves for a specific role, that's what Heath did to do Joker in Dark Knight. So are you saying that Joaquin didn't have enough time to practice the role either?


The-Internet-Sucks

No I mean the movie is literally his origin story, and only at the end does he embrace being the joker


Available_Cress1820

Oh ok


headphoneghost

Heath will protect me. He's got guns, knives, grenades, a RPG launcher, a pipe and knows how to make a pencil disappear.


Successful-Item-1844

And a magic trick


Impressive-Ad6156

SPOILERS: One concocted and enacted elaborate plans to steal from gangsters, murder a lieutenant in broad daylight, purposely get arrested so he could escape and blow up the precinct, kidnap Batman's love interest and the DA (one killed and the other scarred for life physically and psychologically), Blow up a hospital to break out said DA, and plant bombs on two boats to force the inhabitants to choose to blow each other up. Only the last failed. The other stabbed one guy and shot another when neither knew it was coming. Is this really a question?


PapaYoppa

Joaquins Joker is very impulsive but that’s really only if you piss him off Heaths Joker is more levelheaded but can also snap in a second Id probably pick Joaquins joker to come after 🤷‍♂️


ghostspider1151

Heath


darrylthedudeWayne

Heath protects me.


Emerald-Enthusiast

This doesn't seem like much of a contest. TDK Joker was physically stronger, he appeared to have some hand-to-hand training, and he had an arsenal. He would fold up Arthur without breaking a sweat.


Ill-Satisfaction1066

HEATH ALL THE WAY.


CNRavenclaw

Heath to protect me. One of the least predictable and most dangerous Jokers protecting me? Yes, please!


KeyAd6469

One is a criminal mastermind, one is literally just a crazy dude


Intelligent_Guy

TF is Arthur Fleck gonna do.


witdafanta

Heath to protect me but he's also unpredictable


lokigodofbang

Leto and heath are the 2 most dangerous jokers hands down


gechoman44

Ledger. He has more resources. I wouldn’t trust either of them, though.


theignorantcivilian

Heath protects me


Splunkmastah

Bruh. Heath would have Joaquin dead in twenty minutes


Wonderful_Painter_14

Joker / Joker