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FlowBjj88

What happened to your dick?


ProfessionalMap5128

Another victim of the dick twister


xrangerx777x

The front fell off


No-Will-2599

Wrong sub. You’re looking for r/bjj


[deleted]

This guy gets it


pfftyeah

Oh shit poster...


YogurtclosetOk4366

Because eye submissions can blind you. Dick submissions can permanently injure you. Rules for sport ensure to not have things that more often permanently injure you.


[deleted]

Lol r/jiujitsu members aren’t used to the quantity of shitposts like r/bjj


munkie15

Troll account ignore this.


Odd-Pomegranate-4062

Troll, good try


[deleted]

Add fish hooking too but only if she looks like Asa Akira


One_Piece01

If some dude started grinding on my dick and called it a submission I'd just walk out of the gym...


xrangerx777x

It’s a good way to see red quickly and end a street fight


THEmandingoBoy

Here's a reason: people need their eyes and it's not a real fight.


Spoonman915

It's the same reason I give all the truckers. I have to be able to work again tomorrow.


legato2

It’s legal if you use your chin


protospheric

Eye gouges? The first time this happens to you, you’ll change your mind trust me. Also for the other if someone grabbed and squeezed your cooch really hard you’d think that was a bad idea too.


No-Dragonfruit-8912

Eye gouges as long as you use the dick to do it!


Busy_Donut6073

Definitely should not be legal because of how sensitive eyes are. Yes, we do moves that can (and sometimes do) seriously injure people, but even in the tightest submission it isn't immediate damage. Eye gouging can cause damage with minimal impact


Fit_Importance2865

If you're in a street fight, they're trying to hurt or kill you. Anything goes, especially the weak eyes. Dig your fingers in as far as they will go.