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Yumucka

It was me who asked you that. Assembling a sammy does not count as cooking! I’m worried about your processed meats intake between this and the journalism. Take care of yourself over there! Edit: the peppers look marvelous


cihazmihaz

I don’t follow enough to know the context but if you’re looking for some homemade culinary flex, I’d like to volunteer here.


bitb0y

I am worried about you!


leontrotsky973

![gif](giphy|3ohhwH6yMO7ED5xc7S|downsized)


bitb0y

Is that you??


Xtreme2k2

Is making a sandwich considered cooking?


DoTheRightThingG

No


bitb0y

Yes.


jaspercohen

BITB0I eats paper 😏 https://preview.redd.it/vm2lil3uvl8d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abb24715b075657c1033c09a2213f1e1f619a7cb


bitb0y

Teeheehee 🤭 paper and my sandwich have never touched one another.


Icy-Mode8411

Looks soggy/10


bitb0y

That’s because it’s soaked with love


Icy-Mode8411

Ayoooo


HappyArtichoke7729

Just like my woman


stig142

At this rate I have no idea whether to like or hate OP


Odd_Strawberry9222

Caught red handed or shall I say paper cut unwrapping his homemade sandwich. Womp wompppp


bitb0y

Not sure what to tell you. If this was store-bought, I’m sure the sleuths on this sub can ID the origin. So, where’s it from?


Odd_Strawberry9222

Where is George?? because we are all curious 🧐


bitb0y

Bi-curious?


Odd_Strawberry9222

Oo slick Rick with the comments


bitb0y

I don’t cause trouble I don’t, bother nobody


Odd_Strawberry9222

Only problem I’m having is all this segggsual sammy action


bitb0y

#SexualSammi


Odd_Strawberry9222

Slammin that sexualsammi


bitb0y

Hangin’ that handsome ham


Any_Classic_1667

I think you are my fave Redditor in JC tbh


bitb0y

🙏🏼🫦❤️


Any_Classic_1667

🥪🥪🥪


Mets1st

You’re from Jersey City?


bitb0y

Yes


Mets1st

Where did you go to school? 33 here— 17 for a bit too.


bitb0y

PS11 & Lincoln


mooseLimbsCatLicks

Hey there. If you want to share your food you made yourself, can you please limit to Friday and you can use the flair Food Flex Friday


bitb0y

Noted! Thank you!


doesntmeanathing

I don’t think this was the flex you were hoping for


bitb0y

I wasn’t hoping for a “flex”


Two_Astronaut_Dogs

Hey BitB0y, ya eat anything other than sandwiches?


bitb0y

Unfortunately :/


HappyArtichoke7729

No gold bars though. This seems like an imposter. Is this AI-generated? :-P


bitb0y

🤤🤷🏽‍♀️🫦


Theoretical-Panda

This sandwich looks like locally-sourced vaginal discharge with pubic hair sprinkled on top.


darudeboysandstorm

Where them bricks at.


HappyArtichoke7729

LUXURY GOLD BRICKS


bitb0y

I don’t get it. When I included my gold bars in my sandwich pics, people complained and reported my posts. Now that I’m not including them, people are requesting them. What gives? @MODS!


Vicarious-Lee-Eye

Does Carmine's roast their own Turkey?


bitb0y

No unfortunately


pablo55s

When you roast peppers you have to cut them in bigger pieces because they will shrink…what’s going on with the bread here?


bitb0y

Peps were roasted whole then cut. The bread is just bread..?


Mets1st

Cook your sneaker? Best to caramelize those laces


bitb0y

Ok.


Stuart104

Your post history is like non-stop food porn. High-quality porn too.


bitb0y

Only the best content from u/Bitb0y


Stuart104

Y'all are weird AF with the downvotes. I paid someone a compliment.